Wednesday, May 15, 2013

867-5309

That's Jenny's number.

Warriors suck.  Fucking spurs, I hate them and all they do is win.

Knicks suck.  Pacers should be able to give the Heat at least a 5 game series, right?  Roy Hibbert?  George Hill?  c'mon man.  Paul "Boy" George?

This was my main problem with Carmelo in the playoffs, the defense gets better so his shooting stats decrease, but he keeps shooting and taking bad shots.  JR is the same.  JR smith should be dunking on fools everytime he gets the ball.

The Rockies are who we thought they were.  A sucky team. 

When does NFL training camp start...July can't get here fast enough

fucking macklemore hates the OKC thunder.  I guess the thunder just don't like hip-hop, they wouldn't give weezy courtside seats last year, and now they go and mess with the plain white rapper?

Patrick Willis killed a snake in his back yard.  Now I guess he's a monster.  If there's a snake that size in my back yard, i'm calling the national guard to get that sumbitch outta here.  Shoot it, taze it, chop it's head off, I don't care, just get it away from my yard.

So FoxSports is going to try the national sports channel thing again.  Calling it FoxSports1, to compete directly with ESPN.  Apparently they got some funny hosers from Canada to host their "sportscenter" type show in the evenings.  I'll consider it a real threat to ESPN when they get some decent sports contracts.  If they win the Thursday night football bidding war, or MNF.  Or they start picking up the NBA or MLB games.  When they used to have a national channel they had that show with like 4 dudes hanging out talking about sports.  John Salley was one of the dudes, can't remember anyone else, maybe john Kruk? 

I'm still shook by Angelina Jolie cutting of her boobies.  Boobies should be celebrated, not mutilated.  She's just a weird chick, and this is why she'll never be in my top 5.

126 comments:

tem said...

john salley, tom arnold and some other chumps.

tem said...

anytime you can get a dude who banged roseanne on a sports show you gotta do it.

BLUE said...

yeah, that's right, tom arnold

tem said...

i am convinced that magic johnson HATES bill simmons.

everything simmons says on that pregame/postgame show magic contradicts.

i don't think jalen or wilbon like him much either, but magic just straight up HATES him.

i like typing HATES in all caps.

Jugdish said...

I don't think mize quit, I think he will be back when keef changes the pic. Mize is giving us the silent treatment.

tem said...

probably.

tem said...

he can't quit us.

tem said...

plus we need to know how is garden is going.

Oh snap said...

I think he will be back when keef changes the pic




Sounds like a challenge

BLUE said...

oops

hilarity

Vice Presidente said...

carmelo isnt the problem the shitty supporting cast is

jr smith is awful, how can you be great for 90 games then suck complete ass in the playoffs

and Mike Woodson is getting WORKED by Frank Vogel

no adjustments, depserate moves, shitty time outs, shitty plays after time outs

truly awful

Vice Presidente said...

that was the knock on him in ATL, shitty playoff coach

Vice Presidente said...

oops

you get kicked out for that now?

jesus, baseball is pussy

BLUE said...

"jr smith is awful, how can you be great for 90 games then suck complete ass in the playoffs"

this was how he was in Denver

Vice Presidente said...

fuck him hoep he opts out (would have to take pay cut to stay, could get 3MM more elsewhere)

fuck him

FUCK HIM

BLUE said...

"you get kicked out for that now?"

yes, for taking a fair ball out of the field of play, they'll kick you out for that

Vice Presidente said...

and fuck jason kidd just die already

Vice Presidente said...

"yes, for taking a fair ball out of the field of play, they'll kick you out for that"

oh was fair, my bad

Vice Presidente said...

woodson is harry winkler in waterboy right now

needs to man the fuck up

Vice Presidente said...

and fuck raymond felton for looking like the missing piece for weeks to looking like a fat turd the past 3 games

Vice Presidente said...

he seriously looks like a turd

tem said...

"you get kicked out for that now?

jesus, baseball is pussy"

the ball was fair, so yeah

tem said...

fucking ketchup

tem said...

maybe the knicks just aren't that good?

tem said...

"ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. -- A high-priced contract can't buy Mario Williams' love, leading the Bills defensive end to sue his ex-fiancee, demanding she return a $785,000 diamond engagement ring.

In a lawsuit filed in Harris County, Texas, district court on May 3, Williams alleged that Erin Marzouki broke off the engagement in January and never had any intention of marrying him. In accusing Marzouki of absconding with the ring, Williams alleged she used the relationship as a means to get at his money."


well if she is a gold digger she is a shitty gold digger. you get the real gold from the divorce...not breaking off the engagement. it is gold digger 101 for goddman sake.

Vice Presidente said...

only won four more games than ind so yeah maybe they arent the better team

thats ok - but adjust try to match up better, ind is good at defending the three so put melo on the block, they arent double teaming he'll score and when he starts to score alot they will double

everything vogel does works everything woodson counters with is silly

tem said...

blake grifffin is in more commercials than his teams have wins.

Vice Presidente said...

kenyon martin plays 29 minutes scores nothing, nothing and only had 5 rebounds

his only job is pretty much to defend the paint and grab rebounds

he is not doing any of that

Vice Presidente said...

blake griffin is the most overated player in the NBA

he's terrible at everything but dunking

Vice Presidente said...

last night i turned from the knicks to the METS to calm down, they were down 8-0

it didnt calm me down

Vice Presidente said...

mets are awful
i'm so sick of them too

Vice Presidente said...

sandy alderson is a joke, riding a reputation all the way to the bank

be patient my ass

suck my dick

tem said...

that's what booze is for.

Vice Presidente said...

ike davis sucks
ruben tejada sucks
daniel murphy sucks
the entire outfield is quadruple A players
the pitchers suck all of them except for harvey and parnell

it's astonishing david wright even gets out of bed in the morning

Vice Presidente said...

dillon gee is a blowjob
jeremy hefner is an entire bag of dicks

Vice Presidente said...

training camp cannot come soon enough

Vice Presidente said...

i need Eli

tem said...

quadruple A is the major leagues right?

Vice Presidente said...

no quadruple a is what i refer to as players who suceed in the minor leagues but cannot in the show

Vice Presidente said...

like a Val Pascucci or other career minor leaguers

tem said...

but they play in the majors...they aren't career minor leaguers

tem said...

is there a Quad A league? i don't follow this.

tem said...

"Val Pascucci"


blank stare

Vice Presidente said...

tem shut up please i got no patience for tem bagging today

H Want Portugese Style said...

"so you thought he was a pussy already, even after chilling with him?"

A little bit, yea. He gets worked up over stupid things. I may be an angry guy, but at least I'm usually somewhat justified.

H Want Portugese Style said...

I know you guys could* care less about my band stuff, but i am beyond psyched for tonight's show.

tem said...

why are you excited about tonight's show?

a wednesday show?

H Want Portugese Style said...

We are opening for Nonpoint, one of my all time favorite bands.

H Want Portugese Style said...

"a wednesday show?"

National act. Gotta work with their tour schedule. I'm sure it will be better than the Monday show we did last week with Jackyl.

tem said...

well break a leg

ToddPacker said...

good knicks/mets run of comments from ep. both teams suck

Vice Presidente said...

islanders finally have a future

Vice Presidente said...

jets are pitiful

you have it worse than i do tp

H Want Portugese Style said...

"islanders finally have a future"

So you really are from Long Island.

(S)

ToddPacker said...

I am more of lightning fan

H Want Portugese Style said...

"jets are pitiful"

And aren't gonna improve anytime soon.

ToddPacker said...

I do have gator football with coach corky to look forward to

Oh snap said...

Alaska is so big you could fit 75 New Jerseys in it.

Vice Presidente said...

I am more of lightning fan

hockey in florida is stupid

Vice Presidente said...

Alaska is so big you could fit 75 New Jerseys in it.

take it

Oh snap said...

why are you excited about tonight's show?

a wednesday show?




Wednesday groupies are the better. They don't have jobs, so they can F all night

Oh snap said...

A little bit, yea. He gets worked up over stupid things. I may be an angry guy, but at least I'm usually somewhat justified




H just effectively said he doesn't want to meet mize in person again

Oh snap said...

well break a leg



ha

Oh snap said...

hockey in florida is stupid




kind of like a super bowl in new jersey

H Want Portugese Style said...

If he is that much of a baby over a picture, I doubt he'd ever throw down.

Vice Presidente said...

any major event in new jersey is stupid

Vice Presidente said...

rose out for game 5 guys

H Want Portugese Style said...

"kind of like a super bowl in new jersey"

Or any cold weather city, regardless if it has a dome or not.

Oh snap said...

H is talking so good shit today. I like it

Oh snap said...

rose out for game 5 guys



weird

Oh snap said...

H is talking some* good shit today. I like it



*fized

tem said...

meiz is training right now.

100 pushups.

six pack by july.

in august he is going to crash your wednesday show and beat you up in front of a crowd.

Vice Presidente said...

Eazy-E & Ol’ Dirty Bastard Are Headlining The 2013 Rock The Bells Concert.

fucking holograms

tem said...

sounds like a shitty concert if holograms are headlining.

BLUE said...

yeah, that's awful

H Want Portugese Style said...

You guys are just racist.

/Meiz

BLUE said...

we are ghostists

Vice Presidente said...

blue north carolina trying to ban tesla's

Jugdish said...

Blue gore will fight that

BLUE said...

"blue north carolina trying to ban tesla's"

because they hate awesome?

Vice Presidente said...

because the south is dumb

BLUE said...

rich people are smart

BLUE said...

fucking nyers ruining Disney world for everyone else

Vice Presidente said...

great loophole

Vice Presidente said...

burger king thinks it's pulled pork sammich will compete with the mcrib

mcrib is cult status

BLUE said...

mcrib is bombsauce

Oh snap said...

nerve had a mcrib

tem said...

why hire a wheel chair person? you can just buy a pass to cut the lines.

tem said...

1K a day...meiz should buy a wheelchair and move to FL.

you don't even have to been disabled....just have a wheelchair.

which begs the question why don't the rich people just rent a wheelchair for the day? that would be cheaper than paying someone 1K.

tem said...

next time i got to a park i am bringing a wheelchair so i can cut lines.....i seriously doubt that anyone is asking for proof of disability or some sort of handicap ID to cut the line...

you have a wheelchair? OK. cut the line. that's the whole process.

Oh snap said...

then you go to hell

Vice Presidente said...

i knew a guy who would sell handicap parking decals

Vice Presidente said...

he was funny

tem said...

not if i confess my sins.

tem said...

plus chances might be good that i am going to hell already.

Oh snap said...

A Seattle man trying to dribble a soccer ball 10,000 miles to Brazil in time for the 2014 World Cup died Tuesday after being hit by a pickup truck on the Oregon Coast.



Fucking soccer.
He didn't make it very far

Vice Presidente said...

hilarity

BLUE said...

Rolando mclain retired?

BLUE said...

we will see how long that lasts

tem said...

is that john mclain's brother?

tem said...

just had to run a tps report for the big boss, guy that used to do it left, he did a terrible job. my report is much better and i breezed through it in half the time he did and this is only my first time doing it.


/meiz tribute comment

Oh snap said...

good tribute

Vice Presidente said...

lol

Vice Presidente said...

hilarity

Oh snap said...

I was thinking of planting a garden, but I know it wouldn't be as good as mize's

tem said...

el pad, ABT, thoughts?

Oh snap said...

what's a nonpoint?

Oh snap said...

went to Tbell for lunch, got the big box meal with the doritos taco, a regular taco, burrito supreme, and a drink for $5. Good deal. Then I get back to work and see they gave me the cool ranch taco instead of the nacho cheese taco. Bad deal.

H Want Portugese Style said...

The song you've most likely heard, if any, is their cover of Phil Collins' In the Air Tonight.

Oh snap said...

the one where the wedding dj boxes that girl's boobs?

H Want Portugese Style said...

Um?

Oh snap said...

yeah

H Want Portugese Style said...

Nonpoint

Oh snap said...

wedding DJ

Oh snap said...

Nonpoint



nerve* heard it. Not my style

H Want Portugese Style said...

I figured it wouldn't be.

H Want Portugese Style said...

One more, Keith

tem said...

they aren't country

H Want Portugese Style said...

Nope

Oh snap said...

they aren't country



almost, though

tem said...

nope

Oh snap said...

wall

Oh snap said...

dude in my $MLB league just offered me Adrian Beltre & Matt Moore for Miguel Cabrera

Oh snap said...

wall

H Want Portugese Style said...

Seriously epic night

Jugdish said...

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