Tuesday, May 14, 2013

328,150

328,150 is the amount in cell H10 on our loan draw. I know you all are super excited.

NBA

So the NBA defensive player of the year is only second team all defensive player? What? He's the best overall, but we are going to put him on the 2nd team. Makes sense to me.

Also, read an article that was saying the Spoelstra (sp?) is one of the best coaches in the league? 2yrs ago he was shit and terrible. He wins a title with a stacked team and now he is one of the best? Fucking media.


sayings on my cork board thing in my office

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything

This is 100% accurate. I hate fucking meetings. All they do is waste time and put too many cooks in the kitchen. Everyone thinks they need to contribute. Guess what, not everyone gets a say and not everyone even gets to have an opinion. Sometimes you get invited to meetings because there is bitch work that needs assigned and you need to be there to get it assigned to you. If you go into a meeting and you don't know what it is for it is because someone is going to assign you bitch work. Don't think you need to contribute. Just get your assignment and do it.

A banker is a person who is willing to make a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it

80% accurate. Most of the time it seems this way, but really what the bank is trying to prove is that you have enough cash to pay it back and then the property is worth enough to pay it back again. They basically want about 200 to 300 % coverage on this shit. It is annoying.

When two men in a business always agree, one of them is unneccessary

This one is to remind me not to always agree with the big bossman. Sometimes you have to disagree just to disagree. Picking your spots is part science and part art.


Fortune Cookies on by board

Time to collect those good
Be an optimist. There does not seem too much being anything else.
Only talent people get help from others.


These prove that El Pad writes fortunes on the side.


119 comments:

BLUE said...

those are ancient Chinese sayings

Vice Presidente said...

post the night before and schedule it ya maniac

Vice Presidente said...

fucking russia

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Human arms have 32 bones each, while human legs have only 30.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

NTSB recommends lowering blood alcohol content to 0.05 from current 0.08, the current standard in all 50 states.

Vice Presidente said...

assholes

BLUE said...

fuck them

that's not even a beer an hour

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Titus Young's father, Richard, told two Detroit newspapers on Monday that his son suffers from a mental health disorder and desperately needs help.



Think so, doc?

H Want Portugese Style said...

Stating the obvious for sure

Ron gives mize a boner said...

can't shake this bug

Vice Presidente said...

tamiflu?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

?

Vice Presidente said...

try it, ask for it

Ron gives mize a boner said...

otc?

BLUE said...

yeah, Tamiflu is OTC

Vice Presidente said...

no ask your doc, prescribed

Vice Presidente said...

it helped me back in jan when i was walking around with that shit for weeks

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Thanks

Ron gives mize a boner said...

I don't think I'm gonna go to the doc for the flu right now, though. It's only been a week. really the only issue is that #2 has been #1 since Friday

Vice Presidente said...

what about #3?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

I don't even know what that is anymore

Vice Presidente said...

yeah it's rough

Ron gives mize a boner said...

cmk is freaked now because the baby hasn't flipped over yet

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Bill Hader leaving SNL. He's a funny dude

Vice Presidente said...

yeah saw that

Vice Presidente said...

"cmk is freaked now because the baby hasn't flipped over yet"

convince her that you can do this with your penis

Ron gives mize a boner said...

we aren't really talking right now

Vice Presidente said...

funny me and cmep either

BLUE said...

"we aren't really talking right now"

did you try and make her change her name/pic?

BLUE said...

"cmk is freaked now because the baby hasn't flipped over yet"

how far along is she?

Vice Presidente said...

pretty far

Vice Presidente said...

stefon

BLUE said...

I wasn't a fan of stefon

Vice Presidente said...

the script is always hilarious

Ron gives mize a boner said...

how far along is she?



like 6 weeks left

Ron gives mize a boner said...

I wasn't a fan of stefon



you crazy

Ron gives mize a boner said...

did you try and make her change her name/pic?


mize is really putting his foot down with this, isn't he

Vice Presidente said...

either that or he's wanted to quit this for some time now and this is an easy out

Vice Presidente said...

but considering how much he loves the internet and conversing on it i doubt that

BLUE said...

BEAST for lunch

BLUE said...

"like 6 weeks left"

yeah, i'd be getting worried too

Ron gives mize a boner said...

yeah, i'd be getting worried too



Yeah. I guess for her next appt, if it's still breech, they have to do some wizardry shit where they try to turn it around

Ron gives mize a boner said...

apparently isn't an unpleasant procedure

Ron gives mize a boner said...

it's, not isn't

BLUE said...

"Yeah. I guess for her next appt, if it's still breech, they have to do some wizardry shit where they try to turn it around"

we did that, it didn't work.

before they do that, ask the doctor what % of babies they've actually had flip when they did that procedure

BLUE said...

luckily for cmblue, she had the wizardry done while she had anesthesia, so it wasn't painful, but it was crazy to watch.

we were already prepped for the C-section and let the doctor give it a shot

BLUE said...

they worked on it for about 10 minutes and then the baby started showing signs of distress, so they stopped and opened her up

BLUE said...

we had talked to one couple where the wizardry worked, only to have the baby flip back a few days later.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

ah, that's shitty.

She's fucking petrified of the thought of a c section

BLUE said...

"She's fucking petrified of the thought of a c section"

cmblue wasn't real happy about it.

it was much easier on me, but recovery sucks..

BLUE said...

as we talked to people, seemed to be a lot more common with the 2nd kid than I realized.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

it was much easier on me


ha

Ron gives mize a boner said...

I just looked at Vegas odds, wava is currently a 13.5 pt favorite over Boise

Vice Presidente said...

"She's fucking petrified of the thought of a c section"

she should be, it's fucking horrifying

one day we'll get together and tell baby delivery stories

have a good cry together

Ron gives mize a boner said...

I definitely wasn't making light of it, I can't imagine how awful it is.

BLUE said...

it's over in like 10 minutes...at least that's as long as I had to stay in there

then I got to go hang out with the new baby for like an hour until she cmblue was in recovery

tem said...

get that birthing ball out and have her lay over it and shit to get the baby to flip.

Vice Presidente said...

"it's over in like 10 minutes...at least that's as long as I had to stay in there"

oh yeah maybe less they bring you in there when they are almost ready to snatch it out, i watched

biggest mistake of my life (watching)

Ron gives mize a boner said...

get that birthing ball out and have her lay over it and shit to get the baby to flip.



Why would she shit? That's gross

Vice Presidente said...

it will flip after a taco bell feast

do it

BLUE said...

"Why would she shit? That's gross"

to flip the baby

tem said...

blue knows

tem said...

she still has like 6 weeks, why is she even worried?

cmtem's flipped with like 7 weeks to go.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

6 < 7

Ron gives mize a boner said...

She's a worrier. That's what she does.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

People are so sensitive

Vice Presidente said...

A man was arrested after spending the night in a Mount Washington grocery store.

The manager opening a ValuMarket said 57 Redi-Whip whipped cream cans were found in the garbage Monday morning.

Police said when the lights went out the video showed Runyon drank some beer, smoked cigarettes, cooked and ate six steaks, some shrimp and a birthday cake.

Runyon also allegedly went to bathroom on himself and got clothes to change into.


impressive.

tem said...

that grocery store has a lot of stuff in it.

BLUE said...

yeah, how did he cook up the steaks?

tem said...

he put them on the hot dog roller thing?

BLUE said...

maybe they sell a GF grill in there or something

Ron gives mize a boner said...

maybe they have a microwave

BLUE said...

you can't microwave steak

BLUE said...

sounds like the guy threw himself one hell of a birthday party

Ron gives mize a boner said...

you can't microwave steak



why not

Vice Presidente said...

ovens in supermarkets if they have a hot food section

BLUE said...

ah...ep is smrt

tem said...

if it is that big of a market why isn't it open 24-7?

tem said...

also why the fuck isn't anything/anyone monitoring their cameras live?

at least put some motion sensors in that joint.

Vice Presidente said...

tem is king of asking ridiculous questions

small markets could have an oven

Vice Presidente said...

"also why the fuck isn't anything/anyone monitoring their cameras live?

at least put some motion sensors in that joint."


bro it's rural kentucky

stop it

tem said...

my house has goddman motion sensors, this place can afford some fucking motion sensors.

Vice Presidente said...

you are secretly rich

tem said...

also, my bad on not knowing what specific mount washington you meant.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

if it's a regular grocery store, they probably sell little grills & charcoal

tem said...

bbqing inside? whatta gotta no smoke detectors?

Vice Presidente said...

this story has blown tem's mind

tem said...

you are just posting fake shit and expect us to fall for it.

tem said...

then when we poke holes in the story you get all defensive.

tem said...

the lights went out but the video still works?

Vice Presidente said...

here is the story tem

tem said...

i'm not clicking that. it is probably a picture of a broken leg.

tem said...

i'm not going to be run off like meiz was.

tem said...

good try.

H Want Portugese Style said...

Tem is still the master at tembagging

Ron gives mize a boner said...

i'm not clicking that. it is probably a picture of a broken leg.




hahahaha

Ron gives mize a boner said...

fucking mize

Ron gives mize a boner said...

what is....something a woman will never do

tem said...

piece out

BLUE said...

he'll never read that

BLUE said...

meiz is probably blowing up twitter with his real friends

BLUE said...

"I just looked at Vegas odds, wava is currently a 13.5 pt favorite over Boise"

seems low

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

Interwebs problems at work over the last week or so...can't access lov at work

Jugdish said...

Sorry about not posting last week.

ToddPacker said...

"Sorry about not posting last week."

you made mize quit

ToddPacker said...
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Oh snap said...

Eracist

ToddPacker said...

double comment

ToddPacker said...

Knicks looked good tonight

Jugdish said...

you made mize quit

no way...i did the ketchup*

Jugdish said...

poor mize

tem said...

If meiz is still out next week I'll do a tribute post.

Jugdish said...

eulogiez?

Vice Presidente said...

fucking knicks

ToddPacker said...

"fucking knicks"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

H Want Portugese Style said...

If Meiz really quit then he is a bigger pussy than I thought.

Vice Presidente said...

so you thought he was a pussy already, even after chilling with him?

BLUE said...

go

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