Thursday, April 18, 2013

the wine works fine, but the whiskey is cheaper...

Anyone ever try that fanduel.com site? Just curious...

Bulls vs Nets in the first round...bet Lp?

filjug and some of his friends go out to a local bar every Wednesday after work for an hour or so for a couple of drinks. They call the group "Venters"...good group of guys and I usually join them a couple of times a month. Tonight we are switching it up and going here. Cheap beer and food, good times. They also do some golfing* outings and have a turkey fry every year just before Thanksgiving...fun group.

Here is a county song for tem and anyone else who wants to listen. Here is another one. I need to go to a concert soon.

YAHUGE explosion at a fertilizer plant near Waco, TX last night. Right now they are saying 5-15 dead, but I have to think its going to be worse than that. The blast destroyed buildings in a 5-6 block radius. You can see a video of the explosion here...crazy.

That's all I got...GO!



176 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

Bulls vs Nets in the first round...bet Lp?

sure i got bulls

Jugdish said...

you can't take the bulls from me

BLUE said...

the video of the fertilizer plant blowing up is crazy.

did you see the one where the kid is in the car, and he keeps yelling, get out of here dad, lets just get out of here

Jugdish said...

interwebs issues this morning. i think its fixed

Jugdish said...

did you see the one where the kid is in the car, and he keeps yelling, get out of here dad, lets just get out of here



yeah that got me...kid couldn't hear. i understand the curiosity, but if you got kids in the car get them away from the burning plant. maybe they thought they were far enough away. explosion had a mushroom cloud and everything

Vice Presidente said...

damn that explosion is nuts

Vice Presidente said...

mobile mobile mobile

if i get asked one more time if i'm mobile i'm gonna fight someone

Jugdish said...

he's an angry elf

BLUE said...

are you mobile?

Keef said...

Did jug post a CNN link?

BLUE said...

are you confused that it wasn't fox news

BLUE said...

I was confused about the town, it's name is West, but it's not in western texas.

Vice Presidente said...

seems like everyone in Colorado rock beards

BLUE said...

yes, it's cold here

Jugdish said...

Did jug post a CNN link?



i may post a lot of foxnews links, but most have nothing to do with politics

Jugdish said...

I was confused about the town, it's name is West, but it's not in western texas.



a lot of that going on in the media too

Jugdish said...

its in the Waco metro area


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Jugdish said...

nfl releases schedule tonight...suite

Jugdish said...

i may post a lot of foxnews links, but most have nothing to do with politics



if you ignore all the links jug posted that were about politics, then he never posted about politics

/Lp

Keef said...

are you confused that it wasn't fox news



si

Keef said...

Vice Presidente said...
he missed laker game

April 17, 2013 at 6:00 PM



Melo played in bolth* Laker games this season. You should really follow your own team better

Keef said...

I'm shocked! SHOCKED!

Jugdish said...

i think she is a dude

Jugdish said...

so does mark cuban, apparently

Vice Presidente said...

he was hurt

Keef said...

poor guy

Keef said...

He scored 34 pts in the loss. Looks like he was ok to me

Keef said...

It's never too early



(S)

Vice Presidente said...

i knew that, was just wasting your time on purpose

Jugdish said...

He scored 34 pts in the loss. Looks like he was ok to me



yeah, but his assists were down


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Keef said...

Today is national high-ya five day

Keef said...

i knew that, was just wasting your time on purpose




well of course

Vice Presidente said...

i might have to back to school if i ever want to make a million dollars a year in this industry

i think im good not going to school and making half that though

Keef said...

Yeah. I mean, if you can't get up 30 minutes earlier to run a mile, why would you spend 20 hours a week on school.

Meiz said...

"i might have to back to school if i ever want to make a million dollars a year in this industry"

hilarious

Meiz said...

FYI, 2 associates degrees does not = a bachelors degree.

Just a heads up.

Vice Presidente said...

question is do i?

2 for 4 this week in waking up early to exercise

Vice Presidente said...

FYI, 2 associates degrees does not = a bachelors degree.

Just a heads up.


duh

Meiz said...

How are you going to go to real college full time while still supporting your family?

Vice Presidente said...

would be part time, probably take 3-4 years to finish

Keef said...

How are you going to go to real college full time while still supporting your family?



online

Keef said...

I almost want to say I'll bet $1000 that there is 0% LP follows through with this

Keef said...

Bach degree by 2017

/LP

Meiz said...

Ha. LP gonna be taking college exams & shit just shitface smashed???


Sounds like a sound investment to me.

Vice Presidente said...

"I almost want to say I'll bet $1000 that there is 0% LP follows through with this"

havent decided to do it yet, if i do i'll have no choice if i want comp back from company

Meiz said...

Veepmeister relieved of duties at Doosh Bank due to flunking out of online college 3 times in a row.

Vice Presidente said...

i may just get a bunch of security licenses instead

which i think is better anyway

Vice Presidente said...

in the mood for some shitty food

halal cart or gook food

who ya got

Meiz said...

the halal cart sucks. Go for the gooks.

Meiz said...

Dine with the general.

Keef said...

you gotta be an absolute moron to flunk out of online school

Keef said...

and yes, I know who we're talking about

BLUE said...

look at who you're referring to

BLUE said...

i2i

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

R H, R?



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Vice Presidente said...

i take exception to that

Keef said...

cmk was telling me about the looters who stoled the medals and were selling them on ebay. Scumbags

Jugdish said...

people were doing stuff like that after the columbia crash, selling debris on ebay. feds didn't like that much

tem said...

I probably won't NCAA until this weekend.

Keef said...

ok

Keef said...

mize

Keef said...

Goddamn sinkholes

Meiz said...

Those Brewers jobs are always so tempting until you see the 20 hours a week part.

Keef said...

2nd yob

Vice Presidente said...

byron scott fired

Jugdish said...

maybe he can get that brewers yob

Keef said...

"It's different," Celek said of Kelly's offense. "Things change. And I love what Coach Kelly has brought here so far. I can't say that we're going to be super successful. But from a communication standpoint, it's insane."



Hilarity

Meiz said...

"2nd yob"

You don't take the time of day into consideration, hey?

Keef said...

Must be self-motivated, have good time management skills, and the ability to solve problems.



I didn't take that into consideration

Meiz said...

Problem solving

Off work at 5PM
Parking lots open at 5PM
::Thanks for applying::

tem said...

i doubt they would thank you

tem said...

scott should be fired. the cavs pissed away too many games for him to be kept.

frequently, they would have huge leads and blow them.

Meiz said...

"i doubt they would thank you"

This is why I don't send the thank you note

/LP

Meiz said...

LP's wedding gift thank-you letters:



I really deserved more than this gift is worth.

-Tony

Vice Presidente said...

thank you notes are for losers

Jugdish said...

LP's wedding gift thank-you letters:



That's it??

-Tony

Meiz said...

now Mr. Brownstone, THERE'S a fuckin rock & roll song

Keef said...

LP's wedding gift thank-you letters:



Did you really think I'd like that?

/LP

Vice Presidente said...

oh wedding ty notes are different story, thought you meant job interview thank yous

tem said...

i want to read LP's college application essay.

tem said...

flu game was not the flu according to jordan's trainer or whatever.


i've been saying that shit for years.

Jugdish said...

LP's wedding gift thank-you letters:



Thanks for you're gift.

-Tony

Jugdish said...

flu game was not the flu according to jordan's trainer or whatever.



he said it was food poisoning

Keef said...

i want to read LP's college application essay.



"Dear sir,
I didn't say sir or madame because I know no women is going to be in a position to accept me into your school. Your receiving this letter because I want to go to your school and get myself one of those 2 year degrees. I want a 2 year degree because I have difficulty following through with things. So a 4 year degree, I don't have time for that shit. Listen cheif, I have big plans, so you need to let me into your school. I won my school spelling be in 3rd grade. I even beat all those gooks. Whatta think about that? C'mon bro, hook a ginny up.

PS. Don't expect a thank you note after you review this. Thank you notes are for losers.

Signed,

Tony"

Keef said...

flu game was not the flu according to jordan's trainer or whatever.



he said it was food poisoning




I don't understand why this is a story. Food poisoning is probably just as bad.

Vice Presidente said...

"i want to read LP's college application essay."

not necessary what is this 1984?

Jugdish said...

I don't understand why this is a story. Food poisoning is probably just as bad.



im not sure either...say something about it yesterday. maybe because bryce harper played a game with the flu yesterday? not sure

tem said...

"I don't understand why this is a story. Food poisoning is probably just as bad."

probably is.

i just like being right about it not being the flu.

tem said...

"not necessary what is this 1984?"

i was under the impression you were going to attempt to go to a brick and mortar school which i suspect still requires an essay.

to be honest, i suspect even online programs require an essay for the application. at least accredited ones.

Keef said...

Apparently Ron Harper said from day 1 that it was bad pizza

tem said...

you'll have to take the GMAT too i bet. maybe SAT or ACT.

actually since the G in GMAT is for graduate you might not have to take that one, you'd be taking an SAT or ACT.

Keef said...

I don't remember ASU requiring an essay from me

tem said...

"Apparently Ron Harper said from day 1 that it was bad pizza"

i had never heard the bad pizza theory. only the flu theory.

Vice Presidente said...

undergraduate program

tem said...

"I don't remember ASU requiring an essay from me"

i sit corrected then i guess.

Keef said...

I didn't have to retake ACT or SAT. ASU used the ones from when I was in hike school

Jugdish said...

i had never heard the bad pizza theory. only the flu theory.


ive heard the bad pizza theory, but they always call it "the flu game". sounds better than "the bad pizza game"

Vice Presidente said...

i forget what i got on SAT i should find that and my transcripts from K by the bay

Meiz said...

"i want to read LP's college application essay."

Yikes. No way I'd have ever done a sufficient job with that. I would have given up.

Vice Presidente said...

shake shack in vegas

Vice Presidente said...

denver will have a tough time with golden State blue and the grizz will beat the Clips

Keef said...

Boston will beat the Kniss

Vice Presidente said...

terrible news on D'arnaud for Mets fans TP

Vice Presidente said...

Boston will beat the Kniss

stop it

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Fucking gross

Aitch said...

LP's wedding gift thank-you letters:



You didn't even cover your plate, bro.

-Tony

Aitch said...

"i forget what i got on SAT i should find that and my transcripts from K by the bay"

1320

Jugdish said...

you can get into stansbury with that

Keef said...

H had to have gone to a solid university with that score

Vice Presidente said...

this shit is crazy, we will certaintly read of his death one day soon

Vice Presidente said...

"i forget what i got on SAT i should find that and my transcripts from K by the bay"

1320

nah lower

Keef said...

no way

Keef said...

that squirrel suit guy is badass

Vice Presidente said...

you aint nerve* lie

Vice Presidente said...

Real Sports ( a 60 min style sports show) did a piece on him awhile back

BLUE said...

"denver will have a tough time with golden State blue"

your* crazy

BLUE said...

heard this tidbit driving in this morning.

over the last 50 games of the regular season, the nuggets have the best record in the west by 4 games

BLUE said...

i'm pretty sure i had to write an essay for grad school

I know I wrote one for initial undergrad.

not sure if you'll have to write one though

Keef said...

over the last 50 games of the regular season, the nuggets have the best record in the west by 4 games



If you ignore the first 32 games of the season, Denver would be the #1 seed in the west.

/LP

Keef said...

a year ago tomorrow I was in Vegas watching Finkle melt down

BLUE said...

or einhorn?

Meiz said...

"a year ago tomorrow I was in Vegas watching Finkle melt down"


Never forget

BLUE said...

"If you ignore the first 32 games of the season, Denver would be the #1 seed in the west."

yes, that was my point


Meiz said...

"Real Sports ( a 60 min style sports show) did a piece on him awhile back"

We all know what Real Sports is.

BLUE said...

they're a fun team to watch.

probably my favorite nuggets team...

a lot of people around here think they can make a strong run into the WC finals.

I think they have a shot, but won't get past San Antonio in round two probably

BLUE said...

is parentheses era (significant time period) bacK?

Keef said...

Lakers will beat San Antonio

Keef said...

Then the Nuggs will roll the Lakers

Keef said...

We all know what Real Sports is.



lol

Keef said...

or einhorn?


Definitely Finkle

Vice Presidente said...

"is parentheses era (significant time period) bacK?"

every once in awhile i like to spin the old school tracks

Meiz said...

Steve Czaban picked the Bucks to go to the conference finals

Keef said...

who dat

Vice Presidente said...

some crazy guy obviously

Keef said...

Is he the guy who talked about all of Melo's playoff success?

Vice Presidente said...

no that was Steven Czaban

Keef said...

Oh, same guy. Cool.

BLUE said...

if the bucks beat the heat (the best team in the east) they'll have an easy road to the conference finals

Vice Presidente said...

i want some frozen custard

Meiz said...

Czaban's a journalist out of DC

Keef said...

if the bucks beat the heat (the best team in the east) they'll have an easy road to the conference finals



There is only 1 round in between the first round and the conference finals

Keef said...

i want some frozen custard



frozen custard is delicious

Keef said...

now that you mentioned that, I think I'm gonna go over to Culvers and grab a concrete mixer

Vice Presidente said...

hello 200lbs!

Jugdish said...

Houston

Jugdish said...

freaking bikinis

Keef said...

fuck that place

Keef said...

this culvers is grate

Vice Presidente said...

yeah fuck houston!

BLUE said...

my neighbor is moving to Houston

Vice Presidente said...

is he fat?

Vice Presidente said...

The Federal Bureau of Investigation released photos of two suspects in the Boston Marathon bombings and sought the public's help to identify them. The FBI said they consider the two men to be "armed and extremely dangerous."

BLUE said...

"a food industry research firm, the industry for breast-themed restaurants has seen boom while other less boob-focused restaurants have experienced steady declines."

take that less boob-focused restaurants

Jugdish said...

jeter out till all star break now

BLUE said...

the bombers definitely weren't H


/elevator guy

Keef said...

The girls of Coachella

Meiz said...

This job is a fucking disaster

BLUE said...

meet the mets, meet the mets, step right up and SWEEP the mets

BLUE said...

rockies schedule gets considerably tougher now. they may lose the next 13 games in a row

Keef said...

AHMIK

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

That same blonde girl is in the first 4 pictures. I stopped clicking next at that point.

Meiz said...

So I bought 3 lbs of chicken breasts thinking I'd get 5 or 6 in the package. Nope. THREE. Fuck am I gonna do with 3 1lb chicken breasts?

Aitch said...

Cut them, bag them, freeze them.

Meiz said...

I'm going with

cook the smallest one tonight, freeze the other 2. Tacos, pizza.

Aitch said...

Um... didn't you say all 3 were a lb? How can one be smaller than the other 2?

Meiz said...

What planet do you live on where chicken breasts come in exact weights? All your 3lb packages say 3.00lbs?

Jugdish said...

What planet do you live on where chicken breasts come in exact weights? All your 3lb packages say 3.00lbs?


he lives on planet "Fuck am I gonna do with 3 1lb chicken breasts?"

Meiz said...

Oh, burn.

tem said...

Gunfire at MIT?

ToddPacker said...

the chicken breast looked good, meiz. I think even chef tony will be impressed

ToddPacker said...

"Gunfire at MIT?"

CNN says MIT police officer was shot

tem said...

Op eff mass is strong. Damn.

tem said...

Maybe they shot themself

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