Thursday, April 04, 2013

So I'll sit here with my whiskey...

cmjug had her first appointment with the doc on Tuesday and came back for the first ultrasound yesterday...very cool stuff. We got to see and hear the heartbeat which is crazy because she is only 7 weeks along. I know it sounds cliche, but I don't care if its a boy or a girl, as long as its healthy. Its moments like yesterday that I realize that I have no control over anything. Like we said before...shit just got real!

Wait, is this LOV??

So North Korea approved a nuke attack on the US. They might want to ask Japan how attacks on the US work out, just sayin.

Rutgers should hire Don Imus as their new basketball coach.

TPS will suck for the next three days...that is all for today.

GO!



108 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

ultrasounds are mad dope

Vice Presidente said...

"I know it sounds cliche, but I don't care if its a boy or a girl, as long as its healthy. Its moments like yesterday that I realize that I have no control over anything. Like we said before...shit just got real!"

ha

you aint seen nothing yet my son

shit will get realer

Vice Presidente said...

"I have no control over anything"

worse feeling in the world, this is usually when people become religious

Vice Presidente said...

off the grid today for most of the day

Vice Presidente said...

no idea how you'll all cope

Vice Presidente said...

break up the Mets

fucking Padres

Vice Presidente said...

no joke though

Harvey is the truth.

ToddPacker said...

"Harvey is the truth."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Vice Presidente said...

MELO!

ToddPacker said...

too bad the mess can't play the padres every game

Vice Presidente said...

fucking Padres

Vice Presidente said...

they arent even trying out there

Vice Presidente said...

Auburn's football program changed players' grades to secure eligibility, offered money to potential NFL draft picks so they would return for their senior seasons, and violated NCAA recruiting rules under former coach Gene Chizik, according to a report by former New York Times and Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts.

BLUE said...

Padres will lose 110 games this year

BLUE said...

meiz your name is "BAAAA"

and your picture is here

BLUE said...

fucking cargo robbed CARGO of having his 3rd HR in 3 games last night

BLUE said...

and aramis ramirez learnt...you don't try and run on CARGO....hosed

BLUE said...

how about that cramelo anthony fellow

Meiz said...

"meiz your name is "BAAAA""

I'll get right on that.

Meiz said...

"and aramis ramirez learnt...you don't try and run on CARGO....hosed"


Aramis is bottom 5 in MLB in the league. It was statistically the right move to send him there. He had about a 50% chance to score if he went then, and it dropped to 30% if they held him at third. (this is based on nerdery I was reading about the game)

Meiz said...

"Aramis is bottom 5 in MLB in the league"

*bottom 5 in MLB in speed


He's nearly walking out there

Meiz said...

H is faster than Aramis. Guaranteed.

BLUE said...

what about dick weeks getting nailed trying to stretch a single on CARGO in the 1st game

BLUE said...

it appears you may have cotton in your ears weasel

Meiz said...

"what about dick weeks getting nailed trying to stretch a single on CARGO in the 1st game"

Don't care.

You don't even like the Rockies. You've said that for years.

BLUE said...

i like the rockies well enough

BLUE said...

"You don't even like the Rockies. You've said that for years."

sounds like bitter talk

BLUE said...

and I always like them in April, it's about July/August when they're on their way to 100 losses that i become indifferent

BLUE said...

I should have bought you flowers, and held your hand..

Meiz said...

I say we find out if N Korea's "nuclear bomb" is even real.

BLUE said...

agreed, so what if they blow up Japan

BLUE said...

just means less importing

BLUE said...

USA USA USA

Keef said...

Muschamp was paying kids at Auburn. He has a bigger budget to pay kids at FU now

BLUE said...

muschamp wasn't coaching on that team

BLUE said...

meaning the national chamyunship team


not saying he didn't pay guys

Keef said...

McNeil told Roberts he had a meeting with then-defensive coordinator Will Muschamp, now Florida's coach, in 2007. Muschamp denied McNeil's account to Roberts through a spokesperson.
"I had no clue what it was about because I'd never directly asked him for anything," McNeil told Roberts. "He slid about $400 over to me. He went into a drawer and gave me money and said, 'Is this enough? Is this good?' And I said, 'Yeah, I'm good.' "




NEXT

Keef said...

Noone here said anything about the championship team

Meiz said...

I'm craving a bowl of cereal with a ton of sugar dumped in it.

Keef said...

worse feeling in the world


a) worst
b) how so?

Meiz said...

Guns N Roses

OH-ver-RAY-ted

BLUE said...

yeah, i hadn't read that particular article.

Meiz said...

"a) worst
b) how so?"


Didn't you see he's off the grid today? That'll never be read.

Keef said...

taking a leap of faith

Meiz said...

Fair enough

Meiz said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

"McNeil told Roberts he had a meeting with then-defensive coordinator Will Muschamp, now Florida's coach, in 2007. Muschamp denied McNeil's account to Roberts through a spokesperson.
"I had no clue what it was about because I'd never directly asked him for anything," McNeil told Roberts. "He slid about $400 over to me. He went into a drawer and gave me money and said, 'Is this enough? Is this good?' And I said, 'Yeah, I'm good.' "


mcneil is the same guy charged with armed robbery and probably going to jail. i think he might be telling stories. i doubt corky was dumb enough to pay a player from a stash of money in his desk.

Keef said...

look at TP standing up for his tard coach

Keef said...

The moment was everything Los Angeles Lakers fans could have hoped for as the "Superman" theme song blared when Shaquille O'Neal's retired No. 34 was unveiled in the Staples Center rafters Tuesday night.
The team mistakenly put O'Neal's last name and number on the front of a jumbo-sized replica Lakers home jersey, rather than on the back. The oversight stood out next to the eight other retired jerseys because of the V-neck on it. O'Neal was commemorated with a post-1999 Lakers jersey after the uniforms were redesigned. All the other retired numbers appear on scoop-neck style jerseys where the back is pretty much identical to the front.



hilarity

Meiz said...

Jumbo all beef hotdog, chicken wings, lasagna today. Yay!

ToddPacker said...

"look at TP standing up for his tard coach"

standard operating procedure

Keef said...

remember when Urb used to coach FU? That was awesome

ToddPacker said...

"remember when Urb used to coach FU? That was awesome"

yeah, it was grate watching them beat the shit out of a team with a bunch of clowns in the stands with balls around their neck. of course that was pre vagina bleeding for urb

Keef said...

so bitter

Keef said...

bunch of clowns in the stands with balls around their neck



because ::gator chomp:: is so awesome

ToddPacker said...

gator chomp is on par with spelling your state... both terrible

ToddPacker said...

sas you didn't go with a jorts joke

Keef said...

jorts didn't even cross my mind

Aitch said...

"Guns N Roses

OH-ver-RAY-ted"

dykihktyag?

Meiz said...

November Rain SUCKS

Their popular covers SUCK

Meiz said...

Made up acronyms SUCK

Meiz said...

Rhode Island cover bands SUCK

Meiz said...

North Korea RULES

Meiz said...

But really, I just don't like GNR. They were neat in high school, but nah. Not for me.

Aitch said...

"Made up acronyms SUCK"

"dykihktyag" (typo)

Do Yo Know How I Know That You Are Gay

Aitch said...

"November Rain SUCKS"

Blasphemy.

But yes, I am not a big fan of their covers, except Knockin on Heaven's Door

Aitch said...

"But really, I just don't like GNR. They were neat in high school, but nah. Not for me."

No black members and they actually play instruments. I understand why you dislike them.

Keef said...

I like how H had to spell out an acronym that's used here all the time

BLUE said...

slash is perhaps america's finest guitarist in teh history of american guitarists

Meiz said...

I like that H added words to it. DYKHIKYG

Meiz said...

I have another one.

Patience SUCKS

Meiz said...

The Doobie Brothers

Now that's a rock n roll band right there.

Keef said...

November Rain is good

Meiz said...

Remember when FebruAny actually meant something? Stupid Subway.

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

"Patience SUCKS"

Now you're just trying to get a rise out of me.

Meiz said...

I don't like it

tem said...

Does Slash have big or small hands?

Meiz said...

TINY

s

BLUE said...

tommy lee has big hands

BLUE said...

"Texans' Watt 'wasn't at full strength' in '12"

way to raise some expectations there buddy

Keef said...

Ebert. Dead

Meiz said...

Gas bill is only $78 this month. Victory!

BLUE said...

energy efficient

Meiz said...

So I totally just volunteered to do this logging your walking distance thing at work. Our prize if we place in the top 3 is nothing. Just a dumb trophy to put in our award case in the lobby.

Keef said...

Was looking at prices for chlorine tablets for the pool since I only have like 5 left. Them shits is expensive

Meiz said...

"energy efficient"

I need to cut down on shower length.

Keef said...

So I totally just volunteered to do this logging your walking distance thing at work. Our prize if we place in the top 3 is nothing. Just a dumb trophy to put in our award case in the lobby.



If you participate in it, do you get funds added to a health expense acct? We have a spring walk challenge thing here where we can get extra money in our healthcare acct if we participate

Keef said...

I need to cut down on shower length.



I think cmk's showers are 75% of our gas bill each month

Keef said...

and water bill

Keef said...

"break up the Mets

fucking Padres"



HA!

tem said...

Cmtem has those walk things at work. If she participates she gets money off health onsurance...since she is preggo she doesn't have a minimum number of steps or whatever the challenge is fornit to count.

Keef said...

cmtem is preggo? Congrats!

/LP

BLUE said...

who else besides H knew that the projected top pick in the NHL draft is popey jones' kid?


and yes I said NHL draft

Keef said...

Is he the black hockey player from that one commercial who says "I know what you're thinking"

Keef said...

"War is nothing to be played with. I apologize North Korea………but if y'all do bomb 1st….Bomb Foxboro, Mass," the message from Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson's Twitter account said. Johnson's Tweet received nearly 2,000 re-tweets and more than 700 favorites within an hour of it being posted.



YEAH! Stevie J knows about O:FB

Keef said...

Sorry for your loss, mize

Meiz said...

"If you participate in it, do you get funds added to a health expense acct? We have a spring walk challenge thing here where we can get extra money in our healthcare acct if we participate"

So far, not that I know of. It is sponsored by the health insurance co though.

BLUE said...

"Is he the black hockey player from that one commercial who says "I know what you're thinking""

no, he's mostly white

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

88-0 win for tOSU

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"88-0 win for tOSU"

CHEATER

Keef said...

LP is the worse*

Keef said...

CHEATER



Hater

Vice Presidente said...

busy

Vice Presidente said...

new thread

Aitch said...

New shit up. Go.

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