Friday, April 12, 2013

Revenge. Sweet lasting revenge. Now it's time for all of us to get a taste.

How delicious are hamburgers and pizza?  I mean seriously.  So awesome.  I don't feel like I could live without them.  Unless facing imminent death.

Been trying to wake up really early and like do something active like run or excercise.  It's tough.  My body just refuses to move that early.  Much respect to the peoples that do that.  To the assholes that do it at night you aren't special.  Nobody cares.  Morning people, mad props.  I can do it at night to but i'd rather throw the kids around and put them to bed. 

The Fleetwood Mac commerical with the Clydesdales still gets a thumbs up from me.

Fucking Ninja Turtles are still on tv making kids happy.  Good to see.

Does anyone click on or listen to Simmons podcast.  They seem like good content but i never give them a shot.  Plus I dont want to download anything.  I have come to the conclusion that I am the laziest fucking guy when it comes to leisurely activities.

Prometheus was a bomb ass movie yo.  Peep game.

I'm in the mood for some pussy.

Googling singulair and bourbon.  So I dont die.

No matter how much money you make it's never enough.

Fucking Ramen noodles are hot now.  I should go back to crushing cases.  Does that shit have MSG in it?

Fucking Bulls still a thorn in my ass.




180 comments:

Jugdish said...

Does anyone click on or listen to Simmons podcast.


i do normally during the nfl season. i like the ones where they break down the nfl lines with cousin sal. Other than that, not too much.

Jugdish said...

Fucking Bulls still a thorn in my ass.


nate robinson discount double checked the knicks

Jugdish said...

ill find a name and pic for you shortly

Jugdish said...

poor zack greinke

ToddPacker said...

condolences, tem

ToddPacker said...

simmons podcast is dog shit

ToddPacker said...

"nate robinson discount double checked the knicks"

yes, he did

ToddPacker said...

"No matter how much money you make it's never enough."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

simmons podcast is dog shit



its the urb of podcasts

Vice Presidente said...

tp is the man

Vice Presidente said...

"condolences, tem"

dont know what happened but im sorry too

Vice Presidente said...

quentin blew up my pitching staff

Jugdish said...

mine too


/mattingly

BLUE said...

Condolences to Tem

can't even imagine

BLUE said...

the 14 year old kid from China is really 21

fucking china

Jugdish said...

aitch

Keef said...

I can do it at night to but i'd rather throw the kids around and put them to bed.




Do it after they go to bed

Vice Presidente said...

"Do it after they go to bed"

9pm est is chill time friendo, i've eaten, had a glass of feremented grapes, laid down with the boy and destressed already

last thing i want to do is jack my heart rate up

Vice Presidente said...

and when he naps late he s up later than that like 1030 about

Keef said...

dont know what happened but im sorry too


His dad died

Vice Presidente said...

shitty

unexpected would be shittier

Keef said...

9pm est is chill time friendo, i've eaten, had a glass of feremented grapes, laid down with the boy and destressed already

last thing i want to do is jack my heart rate up




wadr, you aren't very serious about it then. You'll find every excuse not to do iti

Vice Presidente said...

i am serious, i'm slowly training my body to wake up earlier because it's not feasable any other time

Vice Presidente said...

i'm not gonna be selfish and take away time from being home, the little time i do have with my kids and wife to work out

that is selfish

ns

Aitch said...

Yes, exercising to be healthy so you'll be around for them for longer. Very selfish, you bastard.

Vice Presidente said...

i have a love hate with Green Day

sometimes i love it sometimes it's too punky for me

Aitch said...

"aitch"

When i heard on the radio today that it was national grilled cheese day, I knew someone would make a comment.

Congrats, Jug.

Meiz said...

"Condolences to Tem"

Yes, condolences to Tem.

Jugdish said...

thanks!

Meiz said...

I've been trying to figure out how I'm going to handle my Dad's death since I was like 19. I know I don't want to have to speak at the funeral. As of right now, I'm refusing to do that.

Vice Presidente said...

hopefully you'll be an old man when that time comes

Vice Presidente said...

who is killing dogs in Idaho?

Jugdish said...

I've been trying to figure out how I'm going to handle my Dad's death since I was like 19


ive had the same thought on my parents before...not often. id probably have to speak...oldest of 4 kids

Keef said...

Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men is used to attract animals to cameras in the wilderness.

Keef said...

i am serious, i'm slowly training my body to wake up earlier because it's not feasable any other time




Right on. I wasn't giving you shit for not doing it.

Keef said...

i'm not gonna be selfish and take away time from being home, the little time i do have with my kids and wife to work out

that is selfish




That's why I said after they go to bed

BLUE said...

"That's why I said after they go to bed"

that's "business time"

Vice Presidente said...

"That's why I said after they go to bed"

wife can't get no love?

plus it's too late, if were talking about like 7 ok

9-10 cmon

Keef said...

and when he naps late he s up later than that like 1030 about



lol. sucks for you

Meiz said...

"plus it's too late, if were talking about like 7 ok

9-10 cmon"


People do it all the time. Exercising/working out/running takes 10 maybe 20 minutes.

Keef said...

plus it's too late, if were talking about like 7 ok

9-10 cmon




Would you rather be up 30 minutes later or get up 30 minutes earlier?

Vice Presidente said...

up 30 minutes earlier

my body disagrees though, working on it

Meiz said...

This reeks of "6-pack by July"

Jugdish said...

you can do that 100 pushups workout anytime


or scuplt your guns at the office since you don't have time at home

Keef said...

up 30 minutes earlier



I'm SAS. NS

Seems like most people would rather get the extra 30 minutes of sleep

Keef said...

This reeks of "6-pack by July"



^^^^^^^

Keef said...

you can do that 100 pushups workout anytime. My niece is up to 1000 pushups


*fized

Jugdish said...

the only good thing about working out early for me is its done for the day...don't have to fit it in later

Vice Presidente said...

i do pushups daily

not 100 though

10 here, 10 there nothing crazy

Jugdish said...

you can do that 100 pushups workout anytime. My niece is up to 1000 pushups



she is one tomorrow

Meiz said...

Start eating apples for breakfast. Apples give you a boost in the morning.

Meiz said...

LP wants to be muscles but no cardio guy.

Jugdish said...

100 pushups workout and 40 yard dash down your street...you're done in 8-10 minutes

Jugdish said...

you're done in 8-10 minutes



i wish that was the case

/cmlp

Jugdish said...

when is training camp for rough touch?

Meiz said...

rough touch has no offseason

Vice Presidente said...

"LP wants to be muscles but no cardio guy."

i dont get it

isnt yogging cardio?

Meiz said...

are you saying you're actually running already?

Keef said...

isnt yogging cardio?



You aren't yogging. You "want" to, but don't want to find time for it.

Vice Presidente said...

wrong

Vice Presidente said...

i do want to find time and i am

Vice Presidente said...

what are you fat fucks doing about excercise?

Jugdish said...

yogging

Keef said...

what are you fat fucks doing about excercise?



We're not sitting here talking about how we want to do it and then finding every excuse to not do it. That's been my point from the jump.

Keef said...

and learn how to spell excercise*

Keef said...

Or is that just more bad typer action

Keef said...

We're not sitting here talking about how we want to do it and then finding every excuse to not do it.



I understand where LP is coming from.

/mize

Vice Presidente said...

all i said was im trying wake up earlier, is see no excuses being made

next time i'll cnp epsn or something or post racist comments instead of the goings on of my life

Keef said...

You don't need to apologize. This is just a conversation

Meiz said...

I don't currently exercise because I don't fuckin' feel like it. It'll change when the weather turns.

Meiz said...

I'm hanging today. Boooo.

Meiz said...

So I should probably see about going to see McCartney at Miller Park this summer.

Keef said...

Prince is doing 4 shows here on 4/30-5/1. I thought about checking that out but tickets are like $250. Fuck that.

Meiz said...

And now I'm dealing with somebody justifying going for the nuts in a fight. Jesus christ.

Vice Presidente said...

Flair?

Vice Presidente said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keef said...

And now I'm dealing with somebody justifying going for the nuts in a fight.


Quentin would destroy Greinke, and Zack knows that. Survival of the fittest,bro.

Meiz said...

balls are off limits unless you're in very real danger. Off limits.

Keef said...

weren't you the one threatening to give me a nut shot before the last summit?

Meiz said...

This is the ignorance part at work again.

Keef said...

Yes. Got it

Vice Presidente said...

hangover 3 gonna be a riot

Keef said...

27/30

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

hey the gretzky daughter is dating some golfer at augusta

Keef said...

yep

BLUE said...

yep, she puts lindsay vonn to shame

BLUE said...

so much for SERGIO

Vice Presidente said...

i want to see that teen mom taking it from deen

Keef said...

Sergio being Sergio

Meiz said...

headache

Keef said...

14 year old gonna make the cut

Vice Presidente said...

ha

good

Keef said...

China's Tianlang Guan, the youngest player ever to tee it up at the Masters, is teetering near the cut line Friday after being assessed a one-stroke penalty at the 17th hole for slow play.



BOOOOOOOOOO

Vice Presidente said...

ready for CK's special sat night

Vice Presidente said...

hahahah white man snatched that right from that lil gook

BLUE said...

Tigre moving up the board

Meiz said...

"hahahah white man snatched that right from that lil gook"

They don't exactly just hit you with the slow play penalty. You get warned.

Keef said...

Detroit Lions Sign Norwegian Kicker Havard Rugland

Vice Presidente said...

heard that like yesterday afternoon

Vice Presidente said...

kickalicious

Keef said...

heard that like yesterday afternoon



I posted that because mize made a comment last week that he wanted the LIONS to sign him after mize saw his vidyo*

Vice Presidente said...

fucking meiz

Keef said...

I know, right

Meiz said...

"Detroit Lions Sign Norwegian Kicker Havard Rugland"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keef said...

The best part of the Dojers*/Padres brawl yesterday was Vin Scully saying that Matt Kemp was saying "that's fertilizer" to the ump

Keef said...

LIONS also have David Akers

Champyunship!

Meiz said...

I thought Michael Smith was kidding yesterday on twitter

Vice Presidente said...

fucking scully

Meiz said...

It's Friday, asshole

Meiz said...

For me, "It's ______, asshole" is one of the finer things LP has given us.

Vice Presidente said...

your welcome

FUCKING GEMS

Keef said...

I think you mean you're

/Google

BLUE said...

el tigre tied for the lead


looks like it'll be a good weekend to watch some play golf

BLUE said...

fucking freddie couples

ain't he just the coolest dude

Keef said...

Tiger & Freddie is a good pairing

Keef said...

Freddie can't harldy walk anymore because of his back, but he'll finish top 20 at the Masters almost every year

Keef said...

*hardly

kod said...

hey Keith, when you get the chance, I was wondering if you could email me your addy again for the bet payoff, sorry the kodvorce and tps reports have held things up these past couple weeks; if you can send it sometime tonight, I can hit the UPS store up tomorrow for shipping.

Got the new place set up today, going to be moving stuff all day tomorrow, we're supposed to get like a foot more of snow on Sunday-Monday, gross

Vice Presidente said...

keeftheasshole4@gmail.com

Meiz said...

learntoreadwithelpad@prodigy.net

Vice Presidente said...

et tu el meizo?

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Aitch said...

Have fun at the gym

Keef said...

no time for that shit

Keef said...

I really want to get in shape but I don't want it to inconvenience me

/LP

Keef said...

hey Keith, when you get the chance, I was wondering if you could email me your addy again for the bet payoff,



1434 S. Western Skies Dr, Gilbert AZ 85296

Keef said...

Got the new place set up today


Nice!

Keef said...

Is it above ground?

(S) kinda

Keef said...

Eldrick just bogeyed a par 5. Loser

Keef said...

home time

Meiz said...

Brewers are going to sign BBRod.

fucking NS

Aitch said...

"Eldrick just bogeyed a par 5. Loser"

Were you watching live or just the online score? Her placed his 3rd shot perfectly but it took an unlucky bounce and rolled back in the water. Tough luck

Aitch said...

So he didn't place it perfectly. Got it.

/Keef

Aitch said...

"Brewers are going to sign BBRod"

Don't they know he's not a thing?

Keef said...

So he didn't place it perfectly. Got it.

a)a i was being facetious

b) Well no shit. I just saw the score from the hole. But if it was a perfectly placed shot, it wouldn't have gone in the water.

Keef said...

NCAA is advanced to week 6

tem said...

Thanks for all the well wishes and condolences. I appreciate them all.

Keef said...

Kobe!

Aitch said...

Apparently Tiger's shot hit the stick and bounced back. I thought it was just backspin. Apparently he might get disqualified for his drop though

BLUE said...

Masters officials had to penalize tiger because they penalized the kid from china, thy hate all Asians

Meiz said...

Some fucking loser at home phoned that shit in.

Keef said...

tiger said in his post round interview that he dropped it 2 feet behind the original shot

Meiz said...

Right, and it was gravy until some dildo with a stick up his ass at home called it in. THEN, they investigated it.

That's what I heard on national radio today, and that's what I'm going with.

Meiz said...

I must not know, but isn't the rule "you can drop your ball anywhere on your line extended, but no nearer the hole"?

Maybe it depends on how the hazard is marked.

Meiz said...

Keep an eye on Evan Gattis if you're in a $$ league

BLUE said...

Yeah I thought it was no nearer to the hole

BLUE said...

And yeah who the fuck gets to phone in a rule infraction unless you are Tim finchum

BLUE said...

Watching masters in3d is kind of cool

Meiz said...

Only a handful of losers watching the Masters on tv have a clue what rule Tiger broke when it happened. Guarantee that guy watches tournaments with the unabridged USGA rulebook on his lap.

Aitch said...

They explained it as such. He had one of 3 options. 1 was the designated crop area, but Tiger didn't like the lie. The second option was he could place it on line with where it crossed the water, as far back as he wanted. He didn't take that optii n cuz he didn't like it either. The third option, which he took, was to take a drop "as near the original shot as possible" so he kind of screwed himself when he said he put it back to feet.

Still ghey though. Especially since now he is 4 strokes back instead of just 2 going into tomorrow.

Aitch said...

I heard a great point earlier. Dude said they shouldn't be able to trigger a review based on a viewer's complaint unless they're gonna televise every player's every shot. Otherwise, it is a disadvantage to the better known players who are shown on tv more.

Meiz said...

I've never seen that rule enforced based on the curve of the shot before. Always been point A to point B, draw a straight line.

Keef said...

they shouldn't be able to trigger a review based on a viewer's complaint unless they're gonna televise every player's every shot. Otherwise, it is a disadvantage to the better known players who are shown on tv more



This. All day

Meiz said...

Yup. And many people just plain old hate Tiger, so they look for that shit.

Meiz said...

Boom. Got some tips on balcony gardening from an acquaintance that is a hardcore home farmer. Her & husband turn their yard into full on farmscapes.

Husband even grows his own hops for his beer brewing. He makes bomb shit.

Meiz said...

Yep, bullshit.

Aitch said...

I'm currently drunk. Need LOV advice but cannot formulate the entire situation under current conditions. Tomorrow I will put forth the situation

Keef said...

Time to go golfing

Keef said...

I was going to get up that early to run, but fuck that

/LP

Meiz said...

"I'm currently drunk. Need LOV advice but cannot formulate the entire situation under current conditions. Tomorrow I will put forth the situation"

Damn. I was still awake for this. Closed the page earlier.

Aitch said...

Never mind

Meiz said...

Figured.

Aitch said...

Long story short, I introduced 2 friends way back when. They dated for 7 years. Now she dumped him. I'm still friends with them both. Friday night, he saw her at a bar talking to some dude and started shit. She left and so did he. He went home and saw she wasn't there, so he went looking for her. Found her at a 2nd bar with the same dude. So my buddy walked in without a word and started wailing on the dude. Last night he and I are out for drinks and he's telling me all about it, wanting me to take his side. I told him he was wrong for following her to the second bar looking for a fight. He got pissed and left.

So I guess what I want to know is should I have placated him and told him he didn't do anything wrong or do what I did and tell him the truth?

Meiz said...

Always always give them the uncut dope, H. Sure, it usually pisses them off for a while, but if they're a decent person they'll look inward are see you're either right or trying to help. I had to do this with my buddy EJ the Friday of the 1st round of the NCAA tourney.

Meiz said...

He started some shit with a chick at the bar(we sat in their seats, I knew it, and knew we'd have to move). Chick & her friends come back and I get up, told her I planned on moving, was just resting my feet because we'd been standing all night. EJ gets all pissed off and we have a full on event that I had to cool down. Later in the night, for no reason, he drops his drink in the middle of the floor, looks at it, and walks away. I made him pick it up and put it on the bar. He got super pissed off and started ranting about how I'm never on his side and I get all holier then now*. I try to explain that my dad is the police in town and the people I'm seen with MUST be held to a higher standard because it reflects directly upon my father and I. He stays pissed, says I'm wrong, and demands to get his stuff from my car so he can walk home in the rain.

I give him time to walk halfway home and go pick his monkey ass up. Take him home, we talk a little, and I go home. That Sunday, he IMs me on FB and apologizes for his behavior, etc...

Aitch said...

"go pick his monkey ass up."

He's black?

/EP

Aitch said...

I just feel shitty. Hate it when my friends are pissed at me

Meiz said...

"I just feel shitty. Hate it when my friends are pissed at me"

I don't. They need to grow the fuck up, and act like adults. We're all over 30 now.

Meiz said...

My feelings on myself as a grown man, compared to the past.

Meiz said...

Tiger misses all the putts he used to always make.

BLUE said...

Of course h is right, my question would be, why is your beef with the dude? He isn't doing anything wrong

Meiz said...

He didn't do anything right.

Aitch said...

"IHe didn't do anything right."

I think Blue means the dude my friend hit. And he is right, he didn't do anything wrong. He was just talking to a pretty girl he met at the bar.

Meiz said...

Oh. Right. Then, yes.

Aitch said...

I said that to my buddy too before he left. His defense was the guy gave him attitude and threatened to take him outside to settle it. I said what would you do if you were vibing with some girl and her ex came in and started shit?

he didn't like that either.

BLUE said...

This is why I've sworn off relationships

/mize

Keef said...

Big NCAA win for blue

BLUE said...

"Big NCAA win for blue"

that was a tough game, maybe the toughest game i've played against the computer in forever.

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