Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Remember when...

Christina Aguilera looked like this


Old people drove golf carts around town


This happened


This chick was still alive


Bud Light commercials were actually funny

112 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

i'd still be all over gaguliera*

Vice Presidente said...

she got kicked off that show you honkies watch huh

BLUE said...

nah, it's her show

she's on tour or some shit

Vice Presidente said...

oh like she owns the show or created it?

cool

Vice Presidente said...

mad bank bro

Vice Presidente said...

the thing with the Lakers getting the 8 seed

they are not beating OK CITY or Spurs

so why bother

Vice Presidente said...

shit even Denver for that matter

Keef said...

Old people drive golf carts around my neighborhood

Vice Presidente said...

you live in a retirement community

Keef said...

Or a golf course

Vice Presidente said...

same thing

Meiz said...

Why in the fuck cant I right-click paste text in Outlook? This is fucking retarded. I fucking hate this POS computer.

Vice Presidente said...

shut up

Meiz said...

Suck my tit

Jugdish said...

careful Lp, looks like mize is dtf

Meiz said...

I'll even wear lipstick for LP

Keef said...

Wal-Mart sells 57 percent of Americans' groceries.

Keef said...

careful Lp, looks like mize is dtf



LP just has to wait for the weekend

Jugdish said...

Cuban open to drafting women's basketball star Griner


that's because she is a he

Jugdish said...

he must have saw that three dunk game

Vice Presidente said...

he is a PR whore

statement means nothing

BLUE said...

agent zero didn't know who he was messing with

BLUE said...

guaranteed to win my work NCAAA pool

$500 coming my way..yo

Vice Presidente said...

POVERTY SPIKES TO 1960S LEVEL

Nearly 50 Million Americans Below the Line...

Child Hunger Rates 'Alarmingly High'...

BLUE said...

thanks obama

Jugdish said...

make it hurt

tem said...

Walmart doesn't sell my groceries. After I own them I consume them.

Keef said...

kod & cmkod are confusing me on FB now

Keef said...

The Atlanta Falcons on Wednesday signed linebacker Brian Banks, who was exonerated last year in a California rape case in which he was falsely accused.




Good story

BLUE said...

that's the kid who never got to go to collitch right?

BLUE said...

you better beleeb that spike lee is making a movie about it

Keef said...

that's the kid who never got to go to collitch right?



yep

Keef said...

you better beleeb that spike lee is making a movie about it



Or Disney. Can they do a movie about a guy who was falsely convicted of rape?

Vice Presidente said...

big day

Keef said...

give us more gems

BLUE said...

disney will make it under their PG-13movie company

Vice Presidente said...

"give us more gems"

Mets win 87 games on the strength of June callups.....

Keef said...

want to bet $1000?

Meiz said...

Jeff Passan picked the Brewers to lose 90 games this year. I laughed heartily.

Meiz said...

Let it be noted, Jeff Passan is an unprofessional asshat and hates the Brewers/Braun

Keef said...

They'll be below .500 probably

BLUE said...

let it be known, the breers should be 0-2 to a team that Keith Law picked to lose 109 games

Keef said...

should be


lol

Vice Presidente said...

does everyone respond your welcome or no problem or any other phrase after someone emails you thank you?

Keef said...

no

Keef said...

If I responded "Your welcome", they probably think I was dumb

Keef said...

*would probably

BLUE said...

should be

Meiz said...

"does everyone respond your welcome or no problem or any other phrase after someone emails you thank you?"


Hell no.

On top of that, I hate thank you emails.

Keef said...

I never send a thank you email

/LP

Meiz said...

Your welcome

Meiz said...

"she got kicked off that show you honkies watch huh"


By the way, what the hell are you talking about here?

Keef said...

the voice

Meiz said...

Oh. I guess I hadn't realized getting kicked off = leaving to do some other stuff.

Keef said...

LP talks out of his ass sometimes.

Keef said...

speaking of talking out of my ass, I can advance NCAA right?

Meiz said...

Go ahead

Meiz said...

Any of youse use iHeartRadio?

BLUE said...

i don't heart radio

Vice Presidente said...

good me neither

Vice Presidente said...

few people do

one always uses initials

YW

drives me nuts

Vice Presidente said...

Jay Leno confirmed rampant reports that he's once again departing "The Tonight Show," presumably for good this time. He'll wrap up his 22-year run as host in spring 2014, with Jimmy Fallon signing on as his replacement.

BLUE said...

sure he is


/conan

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

i could use some beer right now

Keef said...

get some

Jugdish said...

Any of youse use iHeartRadio?



yes

Jugdish said...

i could use some beer right now



i think ill pick up some whiskey on the way home

Keef said...

The Saudi Gazette, an English language daily paper, reported that Ali Al-Khawahir was 14 when he stabbed and paralyzed his best friend 10 years ago.
Al-Khawahir, who has been in prison ever since, has been sentenced to be paralyzed if he cannot come up with one million Saudi Riyals ($266,000) in compensation to be paid to the victim, the newspaper reported.




Goddamn

Vice Presidente said...

justice

Meiz said...

I thin I have back spasms. Moments of extreme pain in my back that comes in waves

Meiz said...

*think

Keef said...

check your thyroid

/LP

Vice Presidente said...

sounds like north korea wants to fight us but like for real

Keef said...

They're all talk

BLUE said...

where is a dude who is in prison going to come up with $1mm rupies

Jugdish said...

grossman back with the redskins...championship!

Vice Presidente said...

"They're all talk"

well if they arent

shit will get real on him

Jugdish said...

shit will get real on him



more sanctions!

Jugdish said...

aja...i like how we did some fly bys with a couple of our stealth bombers

Vice Presidente said...

that was awesome

while he looked out of some binoculars

Keef said...

About 9 a.m., a 73-year-old woman was driving her green SUV near Bush Highway and Usery Pass Road when she hit a bicyclist and continued driving, said Deputy Joaquin Enriquez, spokesman with the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. The bicyclist, a woman in her 50s, was pronounced dead shortly after the crash, Enriquez said.
Witnesses of the hit and run called 911 and followed the woman to at Ellsworth and McKellips roads where she was reportedly involved in a fatal three-vehicle crash a few minutes later, Enriquez said.
The woman T-boned another car, leading investigators to believe that she ran a red light, he said. A man in his 50s, who was in the other car, was taken to the hospital where he later died, he said.




Fucking old people

Jugdish said...

i wonder if they buzzed the tower!

/tp

BLUE said...

"grossman back with the redskins...championship!"

didn't they sign Pat White too?

Keef said...

middle name is Ain't

Aitch said...

"Fucking old people"

This is why I firmly believe that drivers should be retested every 10 years.

Aitch said...

About to catch up on Justified season finale. DET

Vice Presidente said...

Gophers hire Pitino away

Aitch said...

Nice to have cable again. NS.

Vice Presidente said...

Justified is awesome

i got two episodes in the chamber

Aitch said...

I wish someone else here liked hockey

Aitch said...

"Justified is awesome"

This

Vice Presidente said...

Gaborik was traded for three warm bodies

Keef said...

what's a hockey?

Keef said...

Gaborik was traded for three warm bodies



Zsa Zsa?

Vice Presidente said...

piece

BLUE said...

he'll never read that

Meiz said...

"Fucking old people"

Where are these death panels I heard so much about? Get moving, Obama!

Meiz said...

"Nice to have cable again. NS."

I should be experiencing that tonight, hopefully.

BLUE said...

just in time to watch the brew crue lose

Meiz said...

possibly

Aitch said...

Off to play billiards. Later, gents.

Keef said...

mize, how far have you gotten in PBA?

Keef said...

fucking Carnival cruises

Meiz said...

"mize, how far have you gotten in PBA?"

Not very. I'm only on PBA Regionals East

Meiz said...

Not getting cable tonight. Just the equipment.

Keef said...

walkoff win for los twins

tem said...

New idiotism of the day....instead of beg to differ someone says "I beg the differ"

tem said...

Keith likes hockey. He has an authentic jersey.

Keef said...

Advanced

Keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

go

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