Thursday, April 11, 2013

North Korea is late

They said Wednesday was the day...they lied. Wussbags

The fans have spoken!

TPS sucks...GO!

103 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

TITS

tem said...

Tits McGee or just tits?

Vice Presidente said...

just

TITS

BLUE said...

i like tits

BLUE said...

big ones

tem said...

good talk

BAAAA said...

I had already forgotten about North Korea blowing us up.

tem said...

fucking nuke stuff complicates the shit out of the NK stuff.

if they didn't have that nuke stuff going on we would just tell them "umm NK, if you attack us or our allies you are getting your ass whooped. if you want food or whatever ask china or england or france or something because we aren't talking to you."

tem said...

but since they have that nuke threat we have to treat it differently.


or not.


fuck them and their nukes. we should still tell them to fuck off and let china deal with them.

BAAAA said...

Is there even any real proof they have a real, functional nuclear warhead?

Jugdish said...

i think they do, but its not as strong as what the nuclear nations have and their delivery system isn't very good either from what i understand

Vice Presidente said...

they are a nuclear state, whether or not they know how to weaponize it i think is all speculation at this point

no un inspector has been able to verify that because they aren't allowed in there

Jugdish said...

nk is like the little kid who gets mad and holds his breath

Meiz said...

"i think they do, but its not as strong as what the nuclear nations have and their delivery system isn't very good either from what i understand"

Precisely. I say let 'er rip, KJ Un.

Jugdish said...

no un inspector has been able to verify that because they aren't allowed in there


we should have trained dennis rodman on that

Meiz said...

I blame the Air National Guard

Jugdish said...

which state?

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

North Korea is late



It's baby season!!!

Jugdish said...

LA angels of Anaheim in CA are already calling players only meetings...

Keef said...

I heard Sciosia dominated the players only meeting

Jugdish said...

lunch time!

Keef said...

It's only 8:54

Aitch said...

"it's thursday asshole"

I was talking about him not playing NCAA you dumbass.

Jugdish said...

Keef said...
It's only 8:54

April 11, 2013 at 11:54 AM

Keef said...

I was talking about him not playing NCAA you dumbass.



I assume you know about the "It's insert day asshole" comments from the past, no?

Keef said...

Keef said...
It's only 8:54

April 11, 2013 at 11:54 AM




It's not 11:54 where you are

Jugdish said...

im going to assume he does not know about that.

Jugdish said...

It's not 11:54 where you are


no, its its getting close

Vice Presidente said...

I was talking about him not playing NCAA you dumbass.


what a retard

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

i totally dropped the ball on ncaa.

i could have tolt* cmtem she wasn't going to watch her dvred episodes of the voice and that i was going to play ncaa, but i didn't.

Keef said...

smokers crack me up. Whenever I'm walking into our building and there are people walking outside to smoke, they already have the cig prepped in their mouf* and when they open the door they're already lighting up so that they get their first drag before they have 1 step out the door. So sad.

Vice Presidente said...

so true

Jugdish said...

could have tolt* cmtem she wasn't going to watch her dvred episodes of the voice and that i was going to play ncaa, but i didn't.



probably a wise choice

Keef said...

I was hoping, for tem's sake, that he didn't play ncaa because he was getting sexy time

Meiz said...

Thursday afternoons are the worse*

Meiz said...

worse*(sp?)

/LP

Keef said...

nice pic

Meiz said...

Not doing it at work on a computer I now share with my boss.

Meiz said...

poop

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

despatch

fucking brits

Vice Presidente said...

hamburgers are delicious

Aitch said...

fucking fucks

Vice Presidente said...

A McDonald's ad that looks like a public service ad for mental health services has been pulled from Boston public transportation this week. Boston Business Journal reports the the ad first caught the attention of law professor David Yamada, who posted a harsh critique of the ad on his New Workplace Institute blog. Several Boston publications then picked up the story.

The ad, pictured above, shows a woman with her head in her hands, clearly in distress. It tells fellow Big Mac lovers "You Are Not Alone," and has an 800 number for them to call. Yamada called the number, and it led him to McDonald's corporate offices. The ad offended Yamada for its total lack of sensitivity. He wrote the ads represent a "new low" for McDonald's in the way it "mak[es] fun of public service ads for people who may need mental health counseling."



fucking boston trying to tame the BEAST

massholes

Vice Presidente said...

Bulls ending Knicks streak tonight?

are they streak enders?

Thibedou is probably running mugging drills right now

Vice Presidente said...

I wanna see 42

Jugdish said...

we should bet on tonight's game

Keef said...

$1000

Jugdish said...

at least!

Vice Presidente said...

i'm in

Vice Presidente said...

i have to throw this tie out it has a pull in it

:(

Keef said...

goddamn pulls


/tem

Jugdish said...

straight up?

Vice Presidente said...

god bless america

Vice Presidente said...

yeah no spreads

Vice Presidente said...

whats with this teen mom porn

BLUE said...

"whats with this teen mom porn"

she made a porn

BLUE said...

so she got paid for having sex and making a baby by MTV

may as well keep that train rolling

Vice Presidente said...

2 milly she wants for it

the fuck

Meiz said...

The sentence structure of Yoda, LP has.

Keef said...

ha

Meiz said...

Word to Larry Mize for still playing in the Masters

Keef said...

goddamn freddie couples

Meiz said...

Why must our custom cut meat vendors always be such a trainwreck? I hate afternoons now.

Meiz said...

I'm can't wait to get home from work guy now

Keef said...

Why must our custom cut meat vendors always be such a trainwreck?




I ask myself this question every day

Vice Presidente said...

yoda? the lil guy from star wars

Vice Presidente said...

i'll give you structure you fuck you

Vice Presidente said...

ha remember that store Structure

what a bunch of tools that store was

Vice Presidente said...

if you have no paper cash on you but you have some coin, just enough for let's say, a 40 oz of beer

and you really want beer because you are out of it at home should you drop the coin on it?

korean bitch gonna be mad when i give her 30 dimes and a quattro* for that four-o of whatever $3.25 buys

Vice Presidente said...

that's how my fucking night is gonna get started

what what

Vice Presidente said...

North Korea probably has advanced its nuclear know-how to the point where it could arm a ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead, but the weapon wouldn't be very reliable, the Defense Intelligence Agency has concluded.

The DIA assessment was disclosed Thursday at a public hearing by Rep. Doug Lamborn, a Republican who said it was an unclassified segment of a classified DIA report on North Korea's secret nuclear weapons program.

Keef said...

you can get 24 oz cans of bier for $.99 here

Keef said...

North Korea probably has advanced its nuclear know-how to the point where it could arm a ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead, but the weapon wouldn't be very reliable, the Defense Intelligence Agency has concluded.




So they concluded there is probability. Hilarity. I could have said that.

Vice Presidente said...

"you can get 24 oz cans of bier for $.99 here"

you got Bodega's?

Vice Presidente said...

24oz is not enough anyway

need 40 the head

Keef said...

24oz is not enough anyway

need 40 the head





do the math

Keef said...

Regular gas station sells shit like Natty Light, Beast, Icehouse for $.99. I think Bud/Miller/Coors is $1.50ish

Vice Presidente said...

"do the math"

72 ounces, shit for $3.25

i dont live in AZ so irrellie*

also 99 cent natty not my cup of tea

I'm no animal

Keef said...

alcoholics can't be choosers

Jugdish said...

72 ounces, shit for $3.25

i dont live in AZ so irrellie*

also 99 cent natty not my cup of tea

I'm no animal



GEMS!

Vice Presidente said...

"alcoholics can't be choosers"

rich ones can

Keef said...

rich ones can



Then why are you squabbling over buying a twelver

Vice Presidente said...

i got some Old Specklend Hen in my fridge just not in the mood for that plus it's only one 16oz can

i should just drink wine

wine gives me a headache sometimes, the fucking sulfites

Keef said...

Rakuten.com has Xbox Live 12-Month Gold Membership Card on sale for $34.99 when you checkout with V.me by VISA

Vice Presidente said...

"Then why are you squabbling over buying a twelver"

got no cash, dont feel like stopping at atm (only stop at my own bank el pad dont pay back door fees to the man) and dont want to walk to walgreens or rite aid or key food

just want to get off the train, bodega on the walk home, and get lifted

Vice Presidente said...

maybe Bourbon is the answer

that shit is POTENT

Keef said...

got no cash, dont feel like stopping at atm (only stop at my own bank el pad dont pay back door fees to the man) and dont want to walk to walgreens or rite aid or key food



You can't pay with your card?

Keef said...

korean lady don't take plastic?

Keef said...

mize
free muzak

Vice Presidente said...

"korean lady don't take plastic?"

no homey - plus i dont want to pay $25 for a 12 pack

Vice Presidente said...

*if they did

Jugdish said...

Lp paying for his booze

Jugdish said...

Lp on the way to get his booze

Keef said...

free Starz on DTV this weekend

Meiz said...

40s are still either $1.99 or $2.19 here

Meiz said...

Yahtzee

Keef said...

and yeah I like to fuck i got a fuckin problem

tem said...

I played ncaa. Good.

My dad died tonight. Bad. I will probably need a spot srart tuesday.

Keef said...

damn. Sorry to hear that, Tem. Condolences

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