Friday, April 26, 2013

NFL DRAFT 2013 - Live Blogging - El Pad Style

8:13 - We are live from the El Padrino casa......Smuttynose IPA in my cup.  ICE COLD Nigga.

8:14 - Bradley, 1st year coach for Jax, has to be happy he getting a 10 year LT starter.

8:15 - Waiting on Andy Reid, don't think they got the trade done so it will be a tackle.  Poor Brandon Albert. 

8:16 - Gruden in rare form already.  He has alot of haters but this guy isn't one of them.  I love him.

8:17 - Fisher with a pocket square.  Interesting.  I don't like pocket squares, too noisy for me.

8:18 - Would pay solid gold to hear the under the breath comments these guys exchange with Goodell all night.  Even though it will be a bunch of cliche talk.

8:19 - Good kid this Fisher.  Good kid.

8:20 - That shirt Jokel* is wearing I wore yesterday.  I dress very well.

8:26 - Ha Oakland finally has a 1st round pick, wonder if they are fucking this up.

8;28 - You think Mel Kiper from like May - September he just gets a hair tranplant of some kind?

8:30 - no this bitch with lane johnson doesnt have braces right now the fuck

8:32 - they forgot to put makeup on Kiper's neck, its really pale and off compared to his peach face

8:33 - TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

8:34 - Fins being aggressive.  Like it.  I'm aggressive.

8:35 - wow.  Thought they'd go Lane.  Pass rushers man.  They are men in this game.

8:35 - Gruden hates it.  Interesting.

8:39 - Grudes making solid points.  Borderline Gruden chills right now.

8:42 - EAGLES SUCK, EAGLES SUCK

8:43 - Daddy wore his cowboy hate, fucking Oklahominans.

8:48 - Lions going Millner no?

8:50 - The Dee in D!!! Do it.

8:50 - The fuck is a Ezekiel Ansah?

8:55 - Barkevious.  Great name mom.  Asshole.

9:11 - Tavon Austin is FAST and the Rams trading up thinking the Jets would grab him.  Bold.  Rams still have the 22nd.

9:12 - I'm ready for hilarity Jets.  Make me proud.

9:13 - Solid.  Except he'll be compared to Revis and fall short of expectations.

9:26 - This Warmack is a house.

9:31 - Phillip Rivers sucks

9:31 -Roll Tide on a roll here.

9:32 - Jesus look at this dudes head.

9:33 - Oh Geno is gonna be a long night man

9:34 - If I'm Oakland I grab one of those big boys for the middle.  Floyd or Star.

9:38 - The kid with the heart thing?  Eww.  Woulda took an interior defensive end. 

9:39 - Ryan has to go Star or Shariff.

9:42 - I'd have sex with Suzy Kolber.

9:44 - God yes please.  Take Geno.  NY media will eat him alive.

9:45 - Play it safe, take the lineman.  Or trade out.  Run.

9:45 -  You think the kids are sitting there thinking of what they are buying tomorrow?

9:46 - Safe.  Good. 

9:47 - Floyd - Star sinking like rock.  Hope one of them fall to 19.  GGGMMENN.

9:51 - That TE on there for Cam

9:52 - Kiper bashing the Jet pick.  Love it.

9:53 - STAR.

9:54 - No Hawaiian Buns in Carolina young man.  Hope you like BBQ.

9:55 - Mort is awful.

9:55 - Saints have to go defense they are the worst team in the league on D.  Worst. 

9:59 - Classic NY giving a kid with no leg some love.

10:00 - Good pick I liked this kid.  He does it all on defense.

10:01 - Nassib?

10:05 - In your face Geno Smith.  Buffalo be cold though young man.  Fucking EJ first QB off the board.  Wow.

10:06 - Steeler pick in already.  Lacy?  They had Bradshaw in twice didn't sign him.......

10:08 - I'm wrapping this up after the Giants pick.  Gotta put the young man down to sleep. 

10:09 - Unrelated.  I love April's tits on Eastbound and Down.

10:09 - I mean I really love them.  Like alot.

10:09 - Giants will have every player rumored to go there available to them.  Even if Dallas takes Shariff Floyd.

10:11 - Who are these dunces sitting on the tables....Pitssburgh guy got the super bowl ring on.

10:12 - Jones dropped, nice value.  Played faster than he worked out at.

10:13 - San Fran leap frogged Giants - traded up with Dallas.  WHO ARE YOU TAKING HARBAUGH?

10:14 - Eric Reid?  You guys were smitten with Eric Reid?  THE FUCK SO YOU KNOW?

10:15 - GGGGGGMMMMEEEENNNNNNNNNNN

10:16 - There are ten players the Giants can take right here.  I have no idea who they are taking.  None.

10:17 - Pick is in.  After the commercials of DQ treats.....

10:20 - I'm nervous.

10:21 - Fucking Giants.  He wasn't one of the 10 players anyone mentioned.  Watch him be a 10 year starter at LT.  Amazing.  They did it again.

182 comments:

I suck said...

Geno get drafted yet?

Vice Presidente said...

no

Vice Presidente said...

great balls on the kid for accepting that invite to NYC though

gotta count for something

Vice Presidente said...

blaine gabbert is the answer in Jax?

Vice Presidente said...

what an advantage for teams that have the first few picks of the 2nd round, so much time, so much opportunity

Vice Presidente said...

jets better start drafting some offensive talent now, specifically like robert woods

Vice Presidente said...

loved pete carroll's tweet yesterday

"Watching Percy Harvin highlights"

when someone asked him what he was doing since they had no pick in round one

Vice Presidente said...

minny kind of busted a nut in the first round with those picks

Vice Presidente said...

question is was it premature ejaculation?

Vice Presidente said...

i love the 2nd round, almost better than the first

quality players, most with something to prove having not being a first rounder

most starters.....

Vice Presidente said...

i'm sold on Nassib

think he'll be solid

Vice Presidente said...

Jets should take him. Get rid of the wetback.

Vice Presidente said...

isnt geno smith right up chip kelly's alley?

they resigned vick but only for a year, would be a miravle if he lasts 10+ games

Foles is a plodding slow big arm guy that isnt the chip kelly way, Geno here to philly is possible

BLUE said...

Cunt punt

I suck said...

in the 2nd round Geno to lots of places is possible.

in no order:

philly
oakland
arizona
jags
miami
minnesota
jets


and really it isn't even insane to think these:

denver
new england
san diego
chicago
rams

I suck said...

obvious statment i guess, but him falling to the 2nd round opened the door for a lot more teams to take him.

BLUE said...

denver would be more interested in Barkley

Keef said...

Barkley is going to generally manage the Suns

Vice Presidente said...

Nassib is better than both

I suck said...

"Nassib is better than both"

agree to disagree. Nassib could turn out to be better, but i doubt it.

Vice Presidente said...

geno seems lazy, like mentally not a "worker"

BLUE said...

nassib played in a shit for brains conference

Vice Presidente said...

geno smith went home

Vice Presidente said...

barkley sucks

I suck said...

"geno seems lazy, like mentally not a "worker""


i could see this being the case, but i am not sure. there are plenty of conflicting reports on it.

i think it isn't so much as a work hard issue as it is an issue as to when things start going poorly they snowball on him. he doesn't shake mistakes off well and he gets down pretty easily.

Vice Presidente said...

didnt minny pay to much for new englands first round pick?

Vice Presidente said...

"he doesn't shake mistakes off well and he gets down pretty easily"

nfl coaches love that

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Aitch said...

I find it funny that EP calls the black guy lazy. Not a racial stereotype at all...

Vice Presidente said...

that wasnt even in my head when i made that comment

Vice Presidente said...

and i'm not racist, i'm truthful

Jugdish said...

rip george jones

Keef said...

Botanically, bananas are berries and raspberries are not.

Keef said...

and i'm not racist, i'm truthful



hilarity

BLUE said...

when does round 2 start back up

BLUE said...

shane larkin going pro...probably a good decision

Vice Presidente said...

6:30 i think

Aitch said...

"that wasnt even in my head when i made that comment"

I know it wasn't. That is why i found it funny.

BLUE said...

steph curry questionable my ass

Keef said...

when does round 2 start back up



today

Keef said...

tOSU WORKED Sconnie last night. Even with my QB throwing 4 picks. Sconnie's only TD was on an INT. And their FG was the result of another INT on my 25 yard line

Meiz said...

"geno seems lazy, like mentally not a "worker""

If you like Gruden as much as you say, you'd bother to watch QB Camp

Meiz said...

i like how often LP compares pros to himself

Vice Presidente said...

"If you like Gruden as much as you say, you'd bother to watch QB Camp"

missed the smith and nassib ones

Vice Presidente said...

got it on dvr with the 30 for 30 elway one

Vice Presidente said...

they are people just like us meiz

dont out athletes on a pedestal

Vice Presidente said...

*put

I suck said...

Gruden was all over Geno for getting lots of yardage on screens and shovel passes, but thought he worked hard....is that right?

Meiz said...

"they are people just like us meiz"

No. They are nothing like us.

Vice Presidente said...

dont be afraid

Vice Presidente said...

you live in so much fear

Vice Presidente said...

are you talking to a professional about all these problems

Vice Presidente said...

you should, sysco may even pay for it

i know you like that

Meiz said...

"Gruden was all over Geno for getting lots of yardage on screens and shovel passes, but thought he worked hard....is that right?"

Yeah, sort of. He broke his balls pretty good about the "tap passes".

Meiz said...

Why is the little fella out here acting all hurty? Somebody make you sad?

Vice Presidente said...

who hurt you?

Meiz said...

LP waited until Friday to come strong with the biggest reach of the week.

Vice Presidente said...

fins had the biggest reach of the week

BLUE said...

who did the fins reach for?

BLUE said...

because they gave up so many picks?

BLUE said...

wait, they didn't do that


what the hell are you talking about?

BLUE said...

now who is reaching

Vice Presidente said...

dion jordan was a reach

Vice Presidente said...

at #3

Keef said...

Not as big of a reach as taking Tulo in the 2nd round about 5 years ago. Remember when you did that?

Jugdish said...

He is aggressive

Vice Presidente said...

no i dont remember

Vice Presidente said...

good comparasion though

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Meiz said...

"Not as big of a reach as taking Tulo in the 2nd round about 5 years ago. Remember when you did that?"


That was hilarious. LP had a disastrous draft that year, if I remove cinnamon.

Jugdish said...

Westbrook may be out for playoffs

Keef said...

good comparasion though

s



Yeah comparing people making picks in a draft is far off

Vice Presidente said...

one is only real world while the other is fake world

Vice Presidente said...

i'll tell you what's far off

your face is pretty far off

Keef said...

one is only real world while the other is fake world



IIRC, our draft was real.

Meiz said...

"good comparasion though

s"


Evaluating talent vs Evaluating talent is a horrible comparison. Clearly.

Keef said...

maybe comparasion means something different

Keef said...

fucking illiteracy

Vice Presidente said...

silly

Keef said...

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

Meiz said...

I went overboard on the french fries

Meiz said...

Look at this mesmerizing gif of all 5 of Yu Darvish's pichest at once.

Meiz said...

Pitches

Keef said...

nice

Meiz said...

Time to take a dumper & catch up on FB & twitter

I suck said...

if you remove all the offensive linemen from this draft the draft had a really defensive feel to it.

BLUE said...

"Look at this mesmerizing gif of all 5 of Yu Darvish's pichest at once."

good thing you're only allowed to throw one ball at a time

Keef said...

if you remove all the offensive linemen from this draft the draft had a really defensive feel to it.



Looks like something Lp would say

BLUE said...

"Westbrook may be out for playoffs"

fucking lebron man

Vice Presidente said...

jets trading up

Geno

Keef said...

Goddamn Bengals gonna get Lattimore this round

Vice Presidente said...

Lacy

Keef said...

I'd prefer they have Lattimore over Lacy

BLUE said...

i'd prefer they have neither

BLUE said...

lattimore is a broncos pick

BLUE said...

lacy to the lions

Vice Presidente said...

whatta got a montee ball

Keef said...

O-VER-RATED

BLUE said...

montee ball is 3rd rounder

Vice Presidente said...

i know he was grinded to a knub at camp randall

I suck said...

"Looks like something Lp would say"

it was meant to

Keef said...

Mize could run for 1000 yards for the Badgers

Meiz said...

Goddamn Bengals gonna get Lattimore this round


Lattimore goes to the weekend.

BLUE said...

Manti Te'o: The only more disappointing thing than not being picked in the first round would be if my girlfriend died again

BLUE said...

lattimore is the perfect pick for the broncos, fills a future need, but can sit next year and not hurt the team

BLUE said...

bengals need somebody to play right now...they need jonathan franklin

Keef said...

bengals need somebody to play right now...


They have Benjarvus

Keef said...

they need jonathan franklin



too little

Keef said...

TWSS

BLUE said...

the law firm is a joke

I suck said...

trade for Tebow

Keef said...

The Bucs already signed Tebow

/that dumb Y! guy

Keef said...

wall

I suck said...

of course the bucs did. mike wallace needs someone to throw it to him.

Aitch said...

"Mize could run for 1000 yards for the Badgers"

Running 1,000 years wouldn't make him fit!

/LP

Aitch said...

*yards

Aitch said...

Fucking auto-correct

Keef said...

Fucking auto-correct




Happens to me all the time, bro

/LP

I suck said...

killer whale vs sperm whale video is cool.

don't understand why killer whales don't bite though.

Meiz said...

Kick, push, and now...coast.

I suck said...

geno's team got to him and told him that he is going to attend the draft tonight.

wise move.

will suck if he doesn't get drafted though.

although, that would also be true hilarity as well.

I suck said...

and silver lining for geno is that if he does turn out to be a great pro he will get a huge contract one year earlier since he was not a 1st rounder.

I suck said...

pitino tat is no dragon tat

Keef said...

I like how the coach can get a free tattoo but a player can't.

Meiz said...

Tem and that goddamn dragon tattoo

Keef said...

Tyler Eifert gonna wear #85. Awesome.

Meiz said...

Just entered a raffle to win free Noodles & Co for a year. One can only imagine how ya-huge* that would be for the budget.

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

LIONS get a cornerback

Keef said...

Bengals pick got skipped?

Keef said...

ESPN draft cast thing shows Bengals picking 37th and SD is 38th and they picked Te'o. But it doesn't show a pick for Cincy

Keef said...

oh, Cincy drafted some RB from UNC. dumb

Keef said...

HA! Geno to the J-E-S-S

Meiz said...

"oh, Cincy drafted some RB from UNC. dumb"

I'm sure you know better

Keef said...

I'm sure you know better



Never claimed to know better

Keef said...

Fans would get excited about a name like Marcus Lattimore being drafted. Not some 5'8" RB who runs a 4.6 40

Meiz said...

Well, you seem to have declared Lattimore's 2 reconstructed ACLs better than Giovani

Meiz said...

"Fans would get excited about a name like Marcus Lattimore being drafted. Not some 5'8" RB who runs a 4.6 40"

Do the fans want to win or just get excited?

I suck said...

JETS JETS JETS JETS

I suck said...

Bengals fans just want to be held

I suck said...

Bucs gonna take lattimore to piss keith off.

I suck said...

New Ronde Barber

Meiz said...

I'm telling you guys, Lattimore is going 3rd round at most.

Meiz said...

I have sources

I suck said...

Is your source common sense? Lattimore in 1 or 2 is crazy talk.

Keef said...


Do the fans want to win or just get excited?


I'm guessing from the statement that you have not paid attention to the bengals draft history over the years

Keef said...

Lattimore & Mcgahee had similar injuries.

Meiz said...

"Is your source common sense? Lattimore in 1 or 2 is crazy talk."

Talk to your boy Keith.

Meiz said...

"Lattimore & Mcgahee had similar injuries."

Slightly.

Meiz said...

Don't get me wrong. I like Lattimore a LOT. He's got to be a value pick though. You can't take that gamble in the first 3 or 4 rounds, IMO.

Keef said...

Here's my thing. Before the injury, he's arguably a top 10 pick. Guys can recover from these injuries now. He has a similar injury to Mcgahee and surgery and rehab is so much better now. will he help this year? No. But i think he'll come back and be pretty grate*

Meiz said...

But he blew out both knees in successive years. You don't throw away and impact draft position on a guy you want to stash.

Keef said...

I get your point. The Bengals have a fairly shitty record of drafting people, though. As a Bengals fan, I'd rather see them try and make a splash with someone like him, because I am confident that whoever they take has a 71% chance of failing

Meiz said...

You shouldn't want your team to reach just because, though. That's reckless.

I suck said...

He is mcgahee X 2 right?

Keef said...

You shouldn't want your team to reach just because, though. That's reckless.



I'd agree, most every other time. I would have just liked to have seen them reach for a guy who has top of the first round talent this one time. That's all

I suck said...

Honey badger!

Keef said...

They were talking about AZ drafting him on the radio today because Patrick Peterson is here

Keef said...

Gotta work today. Woe

I suck said...

Sounds like your problem

Keef said...

it is

Keef said...

play ncaa

Keef said...

Matt Barkley seems like a good fit for Chip Kelly's offense

S

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

I think ryan swope is going to be pretty solid

Aitch said...

Blount to the Pats for Jack Demps and a 7th round pick

Meiz said...

Belichick is gonna hate Blount, and vice versa.

Aitch said...

Yea. Not surprised they cut ties with Demps. He said a couple weeks ago he still wanted to focus on his sprinting career. There was a question if he'd only be available for half the season. But I don't see Blount getting many touches here behind Ridley and Vereen. He will not be a happy camper.

Aitch said...

Over/under on how long before he punches someone?

I suck said...

Ill take the under

Keef said...

Wish I could see the NELSON! KO

Keef said...

Cmk boat* me these today. I'm pumped

Keef said...

Goddamn Bisping fingering Belcher's eye

Keef said...

Give me a name/pic, tem

I suck said...

Doesn't someone owe you one for teo too?

Keef said...

I don't remember another one

Meiz said...

"Cmk boat* me these today. I'm pumped"

Report back. I'm curious about this new era of spikeless shoes

Keef said...

Will do. I wasn't even looking at spikeless or Puma, but I walked around in them and they were really comfortable and light. And I swung a few clubs and the grip on the shoe was grate

Keef said...

Nike golf shoes are so fucking uncomfortable

Meiz said...

I love the look of my Callaways, but they started tearing at the eyelets after a couple months. Totally gives me sadface.

Keef said...

Adidas were the most comfortable I tried on. But they all looked like soccer shoes. DJ were ok, but I didn't like the look that much. Nike was uncomfortable. They didn't have Callaways.

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Jon Jones' broken toe is disgusting. Spiff should include it in the post tomorrow

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