Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Masters week

It is master's week

The story will be (as always) Tiger or the field. I'm betting Tiger.

Uconn won again

NBA playoffs start next week. Here's the thing, because so many teams get in there really isn't much drama in the last week about who is getting in. The 8 teams in the east are pretty much locked. Out west there's some anxiety over whether the lakers, jazz, or mavs are going to get in, but it will be the Lakers.

Tem won the LOV pool. Send me your address and i'll get your prize pack out to you.

The company I work for is for sale, we're going to market this summer. Should be a ton of fun. I've been assured that I shouldn't be worried about my job, we'll just see about that. Great news is that at the end of the deal, my golden handcuffs get released and I can move on if I want.

I thought about running a Timmy and Brutus throwback for the final 4, but couldn't do it justice...that and i'm lazy but i'll leave you with this

Brutus: Hold me Timmy

Timmy: I always do.

RIP zeke.



197 comments:

Aitch said...

Good morning, assholes.

Aitch said...

My friend named her daughter Berlin. I told her to prepare for a lot of "Take My Breath Away" and Top Gun jokes.

I got a ::pattern is full::

BAAAA said...

christ

Vice Presidente said...

awful

BAAAA said...

Goddman, gonna be a whole lotta grilled cheese happening in my life for the foreseeable future.

Aitch said...

What?

Vice Presidente said...

fucking gene aurinema is a beast

Aitch said...

"awful"

The name choice?

BAAAA said...

I know this dude that named his kid after African terrain.

Vice Presidente said...

"The name choice?"

um yeah

Vice Presidente said...

"I'm betting Tiger."

i got field

bet?

Keef said...

Goddman, gonna be a whole lotta grilled cheese happening in my life for the foreseeable future.



Disgusting.

/H

BAAAA said...

I'd take Eldrick, too

Keef said...

I know this dude that named his kid after African terrain.



Sahara?

BAAAA said...

"Sahara?"

Ha.

BAAAA said...

close

Vice Presidente said...

"I'd take Eldrick, too"

Bet?

Aitch said...

Desert?

Keef said...

Sahel

BAAAA said...

"Bet?"

What are the odds?

BAAAA said...

Jungle?

BAAAA said...

Oil field

BAAAA said...

Delta

BAAAA said...

I don't particularly like being that guy, but god bless Time Warner for having customer service reps that are not outsourced to India or wherever.

BAAAA said...

Awesome. Rain leaking into the warehouse.

tem said...

good thing you wear 5 layers

Vice Presidente said...

lol

BLUE said...

none of those layers is waterproof though

tem said...

el pad, stock pick, long term, go.

tem said...

"none of those layers is waterproof though"

combined they are water resistant.

BAAAA said...

I don't go in the warehouse

Keef said...

They don't allow me in the warehouse.

*fized

tem said...

you don't go there yet

Keef said...

I'm giving Halladay 1 more start. If he's not impressive, I'm dumping him

Jugdish said...

i don't know if he reads this blog

Keef said...

A 6-year-old New Jersey boy has died after being shot in the head by a 4-year-old playmate



Playmates are a lot younger nowadays

S

Jugdish said...

how did that 4 year old pass the background check?


s

tem said...

add NJ parents to the shitty parents list. good lord.

Jugdish said...

add NJ parents to the shitty parents list


they are included under nyc bad parents

tem said...

Dad: brutus is 6 timmy is 4, that means brutus is in charge. i left the tv on, beer's in the fridge, gun's on the counter i gotta go.

brutus: timmy, i'm scared we shouldn't be alone.

timmy: shut the fuck up, i'm not gonna hold you. eat lead bitch.

tem said...

too soon?

Jugdish said...

too soon?



as long as there are no bones sticking out from the injury

Keef said...

Cody Zeller is gonna get destroyed in the NBA

BAAAA said...

"Cody Zeller is gonna get destroyed in the NBA"

Why? Cody Zeller is a "hard worker", a "hustle guy", he "gets the most out of his ability", he's a real "gym rat", "scrappy", "plays with good fundamentals".

Most NBA guys are lazy, don't play defense, and don't play hard.

tem said...

Cody Zeller is a poor man's Tyler Hansboro in the league.

tem said...

he is a ok 4th guy off the bench.

tem said...

or maybe he is kenneth fareid without the athletic ability and the strength but with maybe better offensive polish.

tem said...

cody might run after a ball with 100% effort, but his 100% effort is equal to a real NBA player putting 65% effort into a play.

BAAAA said...

Yes, and I hop you gathered I was being facetious

BAAAA said...

hope

tem said...

i refuse to gather such things.

Jugdish said...

tem is a hunter, not a gatherer

BAAAA said...

Got these ABCs & 123s, son!

BLUE said...

facebook has made the world different

now you tell everyone you got engaged via facebook apparently

Keef said...

The average teacher spends $356 out of pocket on classroom supplies each year.

Keef said...

Got these ABCs & 123s, son!



Like, Spaghetti O's?

Jugdish said...

The average teacher spends $356 out of pocket on classroom supplies each year.



you can only claim up to $250 on taxes

Jugdish said...

if you're a teacher

Keef said...

you can only claim up to $250 on taxes



But I'm gonna be quitting that soon anyways.


/cmjug

Keef said...

Cody Zeller is a stick figure. He's gonna get WORKED

BLUE said...

"The average teacher spends $356 out of pocket on classroom supplies each year"

i'd hope so, they get paid well enough and summers off

BLUE said...

rule 1a) of the nba draft.. white guys should never leave collitch early

Jugdish said...

But I'm gonna be quitting that soon anyways.


/cmjug



and moving

/jug

BLUE said...

"Clowney sidelined for neck, back stiffness"

here we go...he's gonna have some weird injury all year so he doesn't actually get hurt

Vice Presidente said...

i think cody is the third zeller to make nba even if the other two are not active anymore they once were

Vice Presidente said...

"Cody Zeller is a stick figure. He's gonna get WORKED"

lot's of stick figures dont get worked

he'll need some range

BAAAA said...

"Like, Spaghetti O's?"

Yes.

Vice Presidente said...

tyler zeller was on cavs i think, he is out of nba

BAAAA said...

Cody Zeller's measurables scream BUST

Vice Presidente said...

tem

what do you already own long term so i do not repeat

Vice Presidente said...

Cody Zeller's measurables scream BUST

ha, like your face

Vice Presidente said...

my cock's measurables scream BEAST

Vice Presidente said...

i went from having no options to lunch in jc or very very little to thousands down here

and here i ma saying to myself i dont know what to eat

tem said...

verizon, pepsi, coke, mcd's


i don't care if you repeat. i don't own enough of any of them for diversification to really be necessary.

tem said...

tyler zeller still plays for the cavs i think.

tem said...

teachers are fucking nuts with the stuff they'll buy for their kids in the classroom. i am SAS that it is only $356 a year.

Vice Presidente said...

maybe it's the first one then

Lou? or Luke?

Vice Presidente said...

researchers say when siblings play professional sports it's rare it's ever the first born

normally it's the middle and third child that succeed on that level

thought that was interesting

Keef said...

tyler zeller was on cavs i think, he is out of nba




Tyler Paul Zeller (born January 17, 1990) is an American professional basketball player who currently plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers of the NBA.

Oooh, so close. NBA fan

Vice Presidente said...

mcd' back over $100

man what a BEAST

what did you get in at?

Vice Presidente said...

dow all time high you are buying at a crest, it's ok though there is room i see no indication of a head shoulders for specific blue chippers

europe still a problem

plus it's long term, in 20 years let's say evenif you didnt buy a thing smart logic says the stalwarts of the nyse will be triple in value

like evander holyfield buying coke stock in the eighties and cashing out at 5 times the value to pay all his homeboys and irs

tem said...

beast barely under 87

Jugdish said...

teachers are fucking nuts with the stuff they'll buy for their kids in the classroom. i am SAS that it is only $356 a year.



seems low

/jug

ns

tem said...

so don't buy anything?

Vice Presidente said...

"beast barely under 87"

Nice!

If you were gangsta you'd sell and wait for the next dip but i know i know you are a long term guy which is fine

you do need to aquire more of that on the next dip though

Vice Presidente said...

"so don't buy anything?"

i'm thinking about it

Vice Presidente said...

JNJ and ABT i see room there for growth

ABT is more short term than JNJ

JNJ you could hold forever and ever


still looking so hold on

Keef said...

Falcons' White: 'Super Bowl or bust' in '13



I say bust

BAAAA said...

SYY

Vice Presidente said...

sysco is a nice lil stock but it's not reall owned by the little guy it's more of an institutional holding

BAAAA said...

I was kind of kidding because of how much it seems to fluctuate

BAAAA said...

Looking at it now, SYY's had some nice long-term growth

BAAAA said...

I have no idea what you'd call long-term. I'm looking at where it bottomed out around 2007.

Vice Presidente said...

long term is generally considered 7-10 years

it all depends on what the investor deems long term

Vice Presidente said...

most stocks are not the best long term investment out there for that period

but some fit the bill

practical businesses

Vice Presidente said...

"SYY's had some nice long-term growth"


yeah it has, but it's not a good entry point right now imo

BAAAA said...

"long term is generally considered 7-10 years"

Gotcha

Vice Presidente said...

anyone else wonder if the hc of uconss womanz could cut it with men?

Vice Presidente said...

you guys know brits have no sense of humor right? or no idea what sarcasm is

Jugdish said...

anyone else wonder if the hc of uconss womanz could cut it with men?



no

BAAAA said...

"you guys know brits have no sense of humor right? or no idea what sarcasm is"


::shaun of the dead::

Keef said...

::Monty Python::

::Benny Hill::

Jugdish said...

weird

BAAAA said...

::Absolutely Fabulous::

BAAAA said...

The british are too stuffy for me

/guy that wears a suit to work every day

Vice Presidente said...

no no, my sarcasm is lost on them

simple stuff too

like, she complains

i say oh gott love that guy

she replies

really?



Keef said...

It's always good to take what one person does and apply is to an entire population.

Vice Presidente said...

like all arizonians from Ohio are assholes?

tem said...

JNJ is at or near its 52 week high

tem said...

ABT have some split this year?

Keef said...

like all arizonians from Ohio are assholes?



whatever makes you feel better about yourself

Keef said...

Forget everything I said. I'm loading up on this


/LP

Vice Presidente said...

i feel great about myself without calling you an asshole

tem said...

nm, i don't think i can buy pharmacy stuff anyway.

Keef said...

i feel great about myself without calling you an asshole



Congratulations

Vice Presidente said...

good cuz i didnt recommend that yet

Vice Presidente said...

i look at jnj has consumer not pharmaceutical

Vice Presidente said...

Tem how does Wal-Mart strike you?

WMT

tem said...

they are building a new one by my house.

Vice Presidente said...

i recommend adding WMT to you portfolio at your cost

tem said...

jcp seems good. s

Vice Presidente said...

mainly because of ideas like this i like it :

In the U.S. segment, Wal-Mart is expanding mainly through smaller stores, which it calls Neighborhood Markets. It plans to open over 500 by FY 2016, representing ~$10 billion in potential sales. Furthermore, it is also testing even smaller stores called Wal-Mart Express.

Vice Presidente said...

and because it's fucking Wal-Mart

tem said...

wmt it is. and then i will go there and claim 1 piece of gum and say as a stock holder this is my piece of gum.

tem said...

as always thanks for the advise*

Jugdish said...

mize at work

Keef said...

Furthermore, it is also testing even smaller stores called Wal-Mart Express.



Not sure how this will work. They opened smaller stores here a few years back. They were called Marketsides. The closed them all about 18 months ago

Keef said...

Walmart Neighborhood Markets have been open here for years.

Keef said...

I'd say probably 10 years

BAAAA said...

funny

Keef said...

mize at work



Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

BAAAA said...

I think I saw that Wal Mart is going to be getting into smaller mall spaces, too, like c-stores. And they'll have Walmart online shopping kiosks.

BLUE said...

"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"

maybe if I wasn't going COMMANDO...

Keef said...

ha!

Keef said...

drives cmk crazy when we watch that because I can basically quote every episode

BLUE said...

kate upton is dating puff daddy

i'm crushed

Keef said...

what happened to verlander

Keef said...

Well, I guess now she's never going back

Keef said...

He's got my vote!


/LP

BLUE said...

"what happened to verlander"

he lost to the yankees the other day

BAAAA said...

You know why Puffy's dating Kate Upton?


Because she is a 2B, and science has proven that black guys love them some fat white women.

BLUE said...

"You know why Puffy's dating Kate Upton?"

becuase he can. i'd bet there are very few men in the entire world who would turn her down...including gay men

tem said...

she has to date someone. minus swell be puff daddy

BLUE said...

yeah, because it won't be anyone on here

Aitch said...

Definitely a 2B. But gorgeous right *meow. Gots ta live in the moment.

BLUE said...

at least that makes her seem less attainable.

like she dates a guy like puff daddy, well i could never get with her because she likes puff daddy types.

where as like Jessica Alba you go...shit that could have been me.

BLUE said...

fucking barry zito

BAAAA said...

Chocolate cravings come from being dehydrated

tem said...

chocolate the candy thing or chocolate the black person?

Keef said...

fucking barry zito



He was grate last year. He had a 4.15 ERA


/BAAAA

tem said...

ERA is misleading

/meiz

tem said...

all my softball games this year are apparently scheduled for 2AM, 3AM or 4AM.

i hope that is a typo on their part.

BAAAA said...

ERA doesn't tell the whole story, but it's useful enough. I have no problem with it.

Vice Presidente said...

she denies

BLUE said...

he was all up in that

Vice Presidente said...

your welcome tem

BLUE said...

you're

Vice Presidente said...

fucking drop over 70 and bitches be having the flip flops out

Vice Presidente said...

poirpose

was saying he is welcome to my picks

Vice Presidente said...

s

Vice Presidente said...

Tyler Paul Zeller (born January 17, 1990) is an American professional basketball player who currently plays for the Cleveland "Cavaliers of the NBA.

Oooh, so close. NBA fan


see below"

meant luke

i dont google everything i actually know shit of half of shit

Vice Presidente said...

*or

Vice Presidente said...

or 1/4 of shit

Keef said...

fucking drop over 70 and bitches be having the flip flops out



what does that even mean

Vice Presidente said...

means as soon as the weather warms up the womanz* rock flip flops like it's summertime

Jugdish said...

means as soon as the weather warms up the womanz* rock flip flops like it's summertime



i wear a tank and short shorts

/aitch

BLUE said...

i wear a t-shirt, a henley, a collared shirt, and a hoodie


/meiz

BLUE said...

"i wear a tank and short shorts"

cutoff shorts...frayed on the bottom

Jugdish said...

cutoff shorts...frayed on the bottom with pockets hanging out


fixed

tem said...

jorts /tp

Keef said...

gross

Aitch said...

"i wear a tank and short shorts

/aitch"

I liked it better during lent when you were ignoring Facebook

Keef said...

i wear a tank and short shorts

/aitch

Jugdish said...

I liked it better during lent when you were ignoring Facebook


ha

Keef said...

Oh look, mention H's name and BAM! he's here

Jugdish said...

Keef said...
i wear a tank and short shorts

/aitch



WTF keef, you should be banned from this blog!

/mize

Keef said...

What kind of sick fuck does that!?!?!?

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

i like H's beard, it's coming in nicely

Aitch said...

I've been here all day. Just not much to say.

Keef said...

I've been here all day. Just not much to say.



Except for when people give you attention.

(S)

Aitch said...

Another hot female friend getting divorced. Meiz would be I'm heaven with my group of friends. He'd always be right about that shit

BAAAA said...

If I was always right about guessing who's gonna get divorced, I'd be using that no make money.

BAAAA said...

*to make money

BAAAA said...

New England clam chowder

Keef said...

is that the red or the white

BAAAA said...

Shoot, I always get this part wrong.

Keef said...

Mize knows

Keef said...

O:FB

Keef said...

tem didn't NCAA

Aitch said...

The only people who cared about that steak were Red Sox brass. NS. The fans couldn't give 2 shits

Aitch said...

*streak

Keef said...

What about 1 shit?

tem said...

Yeah tem wasn't able to ncaa. I will tonight though.

Aitch said...

Bad tem

Vice Presidente said...

it's thursday asshole

Jugdish said...

go

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