Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Leg Photo

I thought about posting the leg photo but 1) I don't have it and 2) Meiz would surely go insane. So instead of some gruesome injury porn you guys (and possibly 1 gal if she is still alive) get to read the normal crap from me. Enjoy.


Stuff

I think I am hitting a pre-baby crisis. I have things that for some reason I want to do. I think I have always wanted to do them, but now I have some urge to actually do them instead of just pretending. I hope it isn't a mid life crisis because I am not that old. Plus I think I am immortal so a mid life crisis doesn't make sense. Anyway, in no particular order:

1) Write a book. I could totally rock out some sort of novel. I don't think it would be great, but I have some imagination and creativity. I think I could put something out there that at least one person might enjoy reading. Maybe. I have a solid idea. It probably is a little below the footlong Mozz idea, but it should be OK. My biggest fear is that I will write something and then someone will read it and tell me that someone else already wrote the same story. I don't really read books anymore, so I don't know what has or hasn't been written. I don't want to accidentally write something someone else wrote. I might give this a shot this year. The goal is to have half the book finished by 12-31-13.

2) Get a pilots license. I have always wanted to have a pilots license. It seems like I can swing the cost of getting a license, but after that I am confused....what plane do I fly? Do I rent one? I don't think I can afford to buy one, I imagine they are expensive. I guess you can get a time share on a plane, but won't everyone want to use the plane on the same day? I mean Christmas time has to be the popular time to fly right? If I have a sixteenth of a plane it is probable that one of the other people will want the plane over Christmas too right? In any case I looked it up and you can get an introductory lesson and flight for pretty cheap, so I might do that and see how it goes. Cmtem is loosely on board with this idea. She isn't a huge fan, but she is gonna allow it....so far.

3) Learn to play guitar. I always thought that one of my biggest childhood regrets was not learning to play an instrument. I have no clue how to do it. I can't read music, I don't know what pitch is, or key or other music words. I am severely deficient in this realm of knowledge. At the end of the day though I don't see myself doing anything about that. I know that every good boy does fine and FACE, that is my music knowledge and it will stay that way I think. The other big regret is quitting karate. I didn't have time for that shit back in the day, but I should have kept doing it. It keeps you mad flexible and it wouldn't hurt to be able to kick things harder. Say a dresser, sometimes those need kicked.

4) Skydive. Just kidding. Fuck skydiving.


Chick's Hoops

The Baylor girls apparently lost. I bet 90% of the brackets had them winning. If Freak was around he would tell us about it.


Boy's Hoops

Florida Gulf Coast guy didn't take long to move on to bigger and better things. He is going to USC. His wife is above average looking...I bet you read or heard that somewhere. He is a millionaire apparently. Although he throws a "not so fast my friend" at that talk.

NFL

QB Scramble continues. Colt McCoy to the Niners. He is probably happy he is going to a winner, but he is still the backup. I think he could be a serviceable starter in the league. I guess he won't really get a fair shake. He did OK for the Browns when he played considering he had no receivers and no running back.

I have no idea where Geno Smith ends up now. I think Buffalo still needs a QB even though they signed one or two. Philly is a possibility, but I doubt. Jacksonville is probably the bet now? I am not sure.

Baseball

Too many games are played when it is less than 45 degrees out. Baseball is not meant to be played in April. At least not in the north. They should figure that crap out. It is too cold for that shit.


OK I am done.

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Jugdish said...

2) Get a pilots license.



just buy a flight simulator game...good compromise

Jugdish said...

3) Learn to play guitar



id like to learn to play guitar too...maybe i will

Jugdish said...

just need to make the time

tem said...

just have H do it for you.

tem said...

he probably knows how to play the guitar.

tem said...

got quotes for having our garage painted.

one company $979 the other company $345.

i wonder which i will go with.

Jugdish said...

are you getting racing stripes in your garage?




s

Jugdish said...

go with tem inc. do it yourself

Jugdish said...

What Would Keef Do?

Jugdish said...

4) Paint the garage




its just been added to your bucket list

tem said...

4 is already something else.

tem said...

keef would have each of his easter guests paint one stripe when they came over. the garage would be painted in 1 day.

Jugdish said...

4) Skydive. Just kidding. Fuck skydiving.



you said just kidding, so that freed up 4) for something else

tem said...

tem inc dislikes painting the garage. painting inside the house is fine, garage is too much ladder work.

Vice Presidente said...

wow i have the same three things i want to do (cept write a book i want to write a movie script, which believe it or not is about 20% done)

i really want to learn piano because piano players are labeled as smart

tem said...

piano would be ok too. guitar seemed like something i could do at my house. i am guessing a guitar costs less than a piano. it certainly takes up less room.

Vice Presidente said...

"keef would have each of his easter guests paint one stripe when they came over. the garage would be painted in 1 day."


thats some funny shit right there

tem said...

plus then i could go down to tOSU and play my guitar and sing songs about my feelings on the Oval and all the college chicks would be all about it....or call the cops.

Vice Presidente said...

i wouldnt buy a piano

i would learn it through lessons on someone else then when im at an event or someones house who has one i can go billy joel on them and wow the crowd

::actual dream::

Vice Presidente said...

everyone come to my house for dinner

just BYOF

Vice Presidente said...

/keef

tem said...

lessons at someone elses house means that you have to abide by their schedule. i'd rather take a few lessons, but practice at home on my own time.

can you practice piano at home on a keyboard or something? seems like that could work...don't know if it has the right # of keys though.

Vice Presidente said...

i hate egg beaters

tem said...

what about wife beaters?

tem said...

the shirt. not the people who actually beat their wife.

Jugdish said...

what about wife beaters?



you sick fuck!!!

/mize

Aitch said...

he probably knows how to play the guitar

He does.

Vice Presidente said...

wife beaters are a staple in el pad's wardrobe

Aitch said...

can you practice piano at home on a keyboard or something? seems like that could work...don't know if it has the right # of keys though

Yes. They make full sized keyboards, but you don't really need one to learn and practice.

Aitch said...

"wife beaters are a staple in el pad's wardrobe"

I like beer.

Oh, wait, I thought we were stating the obvious. My bad.

Vice Presidente said...

i'd pay like $75 a session to learn piana*

that is my limit

Aitch said...

You should do it, EP. NS.

Aitch said...

You should also pick up the guitar, Tem. Do you guys have Guitar Center in Ohio? If so, you can get a beginner kit with everything you need to get started for like $99. Either electric or acoustic.

BLUE said...

you can rent planes by the hour

BLUE said...

that's what probably 90% of people with their pilot's license do.


it's too expensive to buy a plane, and at most regional airports there are just a bunch of planes always sitting around

BLUE said...

i'm not sure how expensive it gets if you actually want to fly to somewhere.

I have a buddy who got his pilot's license whilst we were in collitch. He worked at the regional airport and was constantly renting planes so we could go fly around. He used it to impress the ladies.

BLUE said...

he is now a pilot for Delta, because that's the dream, to make no money but fly airplanes everyday

Jugdish said...

i have a friend who flys for southwest and he makes good money. does delta not pay much?

Vice Presidente said...

delta has gone through like 12 reorganizations each time having to cut pay and lay off thousands

they do not pay well

tem said...

i'd want to get the pilot's license so i could fly to north dakota and visit the in laws (read: so cmtem can visit her family).

can you just rent the plane for a week?

tem said...

"Do you guys have Guitar Center in Ohio?"

i don't know what Guitar Center is, but I am fairly certain we have a store that sells guitars.

tem said...

"but you don't really need one to learn and practice."

how do you practice piano without having a keyboard or a piano at home?

tem said...

if i had another question i could go for a question z.

BLUE said...

"can you just rent the plane for a week?"

yes, and you basically just pay for flight time. There may be an additional overnight charge too, but if you fly to North Dakota and that takes 3 hours, and you spend 3 hours there, and then fly back for 3 hours. YOu'd only pay for 6 hours of flight time. and petrol

BLUE said...

"i have a friend who flys for southwest and he makes good money. does delta not pay much?"

how do you define good money?

technically, I don't think he works for Delta, I think he's a commuter jet guy so he works for a smaller company that flies the Delta jets.

my understanding is the older pilots make great money, they used to get paid very well, but then they went through the whole reorganization of all the airlines and the pilots basically start out at like 30k/year

BLUE said...

i don't think southwest uses union pilots though. I'm not sure, seems like I read that somewhere before

Jugdish said...

how do you define good money?


well i guess i should have said seems to make good money. i don't know his salary but he looks to do fairly well. he says southwest is a good company to work for from a pilot's perspective too.

BLUE said...

apparently you start out very low and work your way up

BLUE said...

southwest does seem to pay their guys well

i'm guessing your buddy is a former Air Force guy?

BLUE said...

21K a year to start would be awful

all depends on how much you fly though too

Jugdish said...

i'm guessing your buddy is a former Air Force guy?



actually he is not, put himself through flight school. 21k would suck, esp since i hear flight school can be spendy.

he worked weekends for awhile, but he has been with them for awhile and is getting a better schedule. he also can pick up extra trips to get more $$.

BLUE said...

"actually he is not, put himself through flight school. 21k would suck, esp since i hear flight school can be spendy"

yeah my college buddy who went through flight school paid a ton for it. And then got a job making like 30k/year to start. He had rich parents so they didn't mind the 40k they spent on undergrad and the 100k they spent on flight school

Vice Presidente said...

lot of downtime for pilots, really not working much in relation to say a bus driver or train operator

Aitch said...

"how do you practice piano without having a keyboard or a piano at home?"

Sorry, I meant you don't need a full size one to learn and practice.

Aitch said...

"i don't know what Guitar Center is, but I am fairly certain we have a store that sells guitars"

It's like the Walmart of music stores.

Meiz said...

"Too many games are played when it is less than 45 degrees out. Baseball is not meant to be played in April. At least not in the north. They should figure that crap out. It is too cold for that shit."

We have a stadium here built just for that.

Aitch said...

Tem there's one in CBus

BLUE said...

it will be 70° here on friday for opening day

BLUE said...

but then it will probably snow the following week

Meiz said...

Playing guitar = hard as FUCK. The way you have to contort your hands is awful. Guitar is a small-handed man's instrument.

BLUE said...

i have less of a problem with the games in April being played in the muck and cold

i have a huge problem with the World Series and the playoffs being played in April when it's freezing.

doesn't make sense that the boys of summer would hold their tournament in poor weather conditions

BLUE said...

yeah, most guitar players have small hands, so they learn guitar to compensate for the small penis

BLUE said...

big penis guys play the drums

Meiz said...

TEM,

Build your airplane. I have a friend from HS that did that with his dad & brother. It only took them like 15 years.


But they take it to shows & shit now and fly it in exhibitions. Bad ass.

Aitch said...

"Guitar is a small-handed man's instrument."

Absolutely false

BLUE said...

look at mr. small hands over here getting all offended

BLUE said...

tem's flying plan has one fatal flaw.

no way cmtem is putting her kid in a plane with him

BLUE said...

*flown by tem

tem said...

the kid in the plane thing remains to be seen.

i believe the conversation went like this:

tem: i want to get a pilots license

cmtem: uh uh, sure you do.

tem: no really. i think it would be cool. and we could fly to north dakota more often if you wanted.

cmtem: hmm. ok you can if you want to.
(thinking: he isn't going to follow through, so what the fuck i'll call his bluff)

tem: (thinking: shit she said yes, damn now i kind of have to do it)

Meiz said...

"Absolutely false"

Oh well. The guitar players I know say the same thing I said.

BLUE said...

don't listen to H, he's a lead singer

BLUE said...

"vocalist"

Jugdish said...

*flown by tem


or built by tem

Meiz said...

"vocalist"

Karaokist?

Vice Presidente said...

that's why it's the Fall Classic blue, I dont mind October weather beisbol, most parts are still warm enough

april baseball is we todd did, season should start last week in april and wild card playoffs should begin in last week of sept

that probably means cutting schedule to like 135-140 games

something like that

needs to happen

Vice Presidente said...

like Twins baseball in April must suck

BLUE said...

no, fall classic is dumb when it runs into november.

it's basically the same argument people use to say that NY shouldn't host a superbowl

if you want to determine the best team, then weather shouldn't be an issue

BLUE said...

they don't seem to have this problem in the NBA

Vice Presidente said...

funny about the Super Bowl thing, the host comittee logo has a snowflake on it

it's like Goodell wants it to snow

Vice Presidente said...

fall classic is dumb when it runs into november.

that's why i say cut games and begin end of sept with wild card series so pennant start oct 1st/2nd

Vice Presidente said...

FGCU coach took Trojan job

Vice Presidente said...

jay-z is a sports agent now

fucking brilliant

BLUE said...

beth has been murdered

Keef said...

i have a huge problem with the World Series and the playoffs being played in April when it's freezing



World Series in April would be suite

Keef said...

FGCU coach took Trojan job


I remember reading that somewhere

BLUE said...

"World Series in April would be suite"

nascar does it

Keef said...

What Would Keef Do?



Paint it and then cmk would the the color so then I'd paint it again

Keef said...

*would hate the color

Meiz said...

"like Twins baseball in April must suck"

The Twins are dumb for not putting a roof on that goddamn thing.

Keef said...

I am late for work today

Meiz said...

I have an elbow hole in my undershirt. : (

BLUE said...

hopefully keith was late because he was advancing NCAA

tem said...

well painter guy 2 emailed and said his quote was fucked up and apologized. his new number is 990.

fucking painters.

tem said...

tem is going out of town until saturday, no ncaa.

tem said...

it looks like i will be painting the garage myself.

damn.

Meiz said...

a thousand bucks for the garage seems way too high. Is it attached or no?

tem said...

it is attached. it seems waaay high to me as well.

i don't get it.

tem said...

ok, off to the airport.

Jugdish said...

do you have a 6 car garage like blue?

BLUE said...

are you painting the inside?

Meiz said...

"are you painting the inside?"

People do that?

BLUE said...

inside of the garage = who cares about the paint

BLUE said...

well, i'm confused on why he would only paint the garage outside, and not the rest of the house

Jugdish said...

People do that?



i did it with the garage in my other house, but just primed it

Keef said...

Xerostomia is the medical term for dry mouth.

Keef said...

hopefully keith was late because he was advancing NCAA



No. Cmk woke me up early for sexy time and then I went back to sleep until she was done showering. And her showers are like 30 minutes long

Keef said...

and mize still hasn't played.

Meiz said...

Tem should check with College Pro Painters if they have them in cbus

Jugdish said...

i did it with the garage in my other house, but just primed it


speaking of the other house, the renters are moving to temhio so they will be out at the end of june. time to put it back on the market

Jugdish said...

The jury declared the NFL a monopoly -- a win for the USFL -- but awarded the league just $1 in damages. This was tripled to $3. With interest, the NFL wound up paying out $3.76.



funny

Vice Presidente said...

woke me up early for sexy time

fuck you

Keef said...

fuck you



Hey, I gotta take it when I can get it.

Keef said...

and right now it's like once a month

Keef said...

Sex on a Tuesday. What the fuck is wrong with this motherfucker?


/mize

BLUE said...

she ain't no bar as ho

Keef said...

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

Vice Presidente said...

meiz took off wins on ESPN keeper league?

BLUE said...

yes, don't you remember him telling us how wins are non-important

Vice Presidente said...

what a douche

BLUE said...

he basically wants a sabremetrics fantasy league

Keef said...

meiz took off wins on ESPN keeper league?




hilarity

BLUE said...

he's a dictator

again, he didn't ask anyone, he just did, much like removing the picture yesterday

meizdel castro

BLUE said...

kim meiz un

Keef said...

Hugo Chamize

Meiz said...

Suck it.

Keef said...

not on a Tuesday

Meiz said...

I don't get it

Keef said...

we know

tem said...

Yes the inside of the garage. 3 car. It is already primed. I did that myself....took a long ass time.

tem said...

I'll borrow a buddies paint gun. Throw on cheap paint and call it a day...still will take me forever.

Keef said...

what color is the primer?

Meiz said...

should have gotten that primer & paint mix stuff. Garage would already be done.

Keef said...

fucking hindsight is a bitch

Aitch said...

Heil Meiz fuhrer

Vice Presidente said...

whoa whoa whoa

you are out of line aitch with the nazi talk i'm removing the comment

/Meiz

Keef said...

you gotta be fucked up in the head to put that nazi shit up

/mize

Meiz said...

One of our salespeople was just in here screaming her head off at the VP of Operations. That was, um, awkward.

Vice Presidente said...

Palmer to Cardinals

Vice Presidente said...

Arians will do wonders with him

Keef said...

Palmer sucks

Meiz said...

"Arians will do wonders with him"

Racist

Jugdish said...

wussbag?

Keef said...

This Ed Rush thing with the Pac-12 refs is redonk. Can't believe the Pac-12 isn't going to do anything about it.

Jugdish said...

svp is interviewing the guy who broke the story right now and is supposed to interview larry scott shortly.

Jugdish said...

The Human Fund

tem said...

Primer is white. Primer and paint shit os expensive

Vice Presidente said...

what a pain in the ass

BLUE said...

is it cheaper than buying primer and then paint

BLUE said...

why did you feel the need to paint the inside of your garage?

Keef said...

Primer and paint shit os expensive



But you are made of money

Jugdish said...

keef, send him the paint code for the baby shit color

/Lp

Keef said...

It's cocoa rum

Keef said...

Or coco rum

Vice Presidente said...

sounds delicious

tem said...

I have no idea why I need to paint it, but for whatever reason non painted drywall in a garage bothers me.

tem said...

I'll do it after I learn guitar.

tem said...

My back itches so I axe cmtem for some help because I can't reach it. So she scratches right where my hand is. I can reach the location my hand is currently located...maybe scratch a little lower.

Keef said...

Why did you need primer if you're just painting drywall?

Meiz said...

We primed the drywall when we finished the basement at my parents' house last year. Then again, we used the paint/primer combo stuff.

Keef said...

Yeah the paint & primer in 1 is easy enough

Keef said...

That saves you from having to paint twice.


Unless cmtem decides she doesn't like it and wants it done again

tem said...

Primer could have been skipped....hindsight.

tem said...

Cheap primer and cheap paint is less expensive than paint and primer in one....didn't realize painting would be such a pita. 10ft ceilings suck...lots of ladder time.

Aitch said...

Sounds like a blast

BLUE said...

whatta pita

BLUE said...

if that kids injury was so horrific, how come he was walking around yesterday and is out of hte hospital today.

put the picture back up

BLUE said...

whatta gotta pita pit in cbus?

Keef said...

Cheap primer and cheap paint is less expensive than paint and primer in one


But you have to paint twice.

BLUE said...

tem was not factoring in the labor cost of the double painting

Meiz said...

Painting seems like it's good light exercise for a pregnant woman. Time to put cmtem to work.

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

Painting seems like it's good light exercise for a pregnant woman. Time to put cmtem to work.



after she scratches his back of course

BLUE said...

the fuck are theese categories in fmlb?

Keef said...

if that kids injury was so horrific, how come he was walking around yesterday and is out of hte hospital today.

put the picture back up




The pic was photoshopped

Keef said...

the fuck are theese categories in fmlb?



mize is trying to get everyone to quit the season prior to the standard May 12th date

BLUE said...

we should play in a hindsight league where you get to pick players after they played...and you have to bid on the players

Meiz said...

"the fuck are theese categories in fmlb?"


Haha. Should have looked before the season. QS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> W

Meiz said...

I'm outta here. Going to the baseball game for free.

Keef said...

so?

Keef said...

too bad mize didn't bet blue

BLUE said...

yeah, nice how he glossed right over that bet...punk

if i win i'm enacting the "auto-bet" rule that somebody made up.

if I lose, we didn't bet

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

mize, when you read this, do one thing for me.


FUCKING PLAY NCAA IN THIS LIFETIME


Regards

BLUE said...

he'll never read that

BLUE said...

it is tuesday night

Keef said...

whatta gotta barhag ho?

Keef said...

I told cmk she needs to make this asap

tem said...

After sexy time

Keef said...

Great. Now I have to wait a month for the reese's banana bread.

Keef said...

Wall

tem said...

Wait, you get preggo sexy time? Consider me shook.

Aitch said...

Tem obviously El Padrinoed today's comments.

tem said...

How so?

tem said...

Because it took so long to sink in or because we covered this already or because I am wrong?

BLUE said...

You don't get preggrr sexy time.

It's good for the wife and the baby

BLUE said...

Haha fucking yu

tem said...

Sex is good for them?

tem said...

I'm going to have to try that pitch.

Keef said...

Block

Keef said...

Bold

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