Monday, April 22, 2013

Lakers Suck

self-punch

flying knee KO

fast forward to a minute in

hilarity

155 comments:

Aitch said...

Good morning

Vice Presidente said...

morning

Vice Presidente said...

meiz is gonna remove the knockout video

Vice Presidente said...

cavs smrt* for going after Phil, chance of lebron returning there would increase if he is there

he wont though, clev is a shithole

BLUE said...

i don't understand this, why would lebron go back to cleveland?

BLUE said...

if he's going to opt out, he'll pick someplace like NY or LA

Vice Presidente said...

i don't know i didnt invent the idea

Vice Presidente said...

i think it's dumb too

i guess going back home?

BLUE said...

like he'll become liked again if he goes back to cleveland and wins a title

Jugdish said...

if he's going to opt out, he'll pick someplace like NY or LA



or CHI

BLUE said...

maybe chicago

BLUE said...

or maybe Denver

tem said...

0% phil goes to cleveland.

tem said...

zac brown band is ok.

tem said...

i like some of their stuff, don't like other stuff.

apparently their concerts are very fun, but i have not been to one myself so i can't speak to that.

tem said...

I am ashamed for having participated in the team JLaw era.

Each time I see her I don't know what drug I was on.

I need a new team.

BLUE said...

they have some chicken song that's pretty funny

tem said...

and this Gil Clinton stuff is crap.

Jugdish said...

apparently their concerts are very fun, but i have not been to one myself so i can't speak to that


i have heard the same, they sell out the rodeo show here. most those big concerts are fun through. I don't like a lot of jason aldean's new stuff, but his show was fun

BLUE said...

"I don't like a lot of jason aldean's new stuff"


this ^^^^

or most of his old stuff

Jugdish said...

i like his first album a lot

Jugdish said...

and a few songs here and there since then

Jugdish said...

i didn't end up buying a new lawn mower. instead my fil gave me his old one and my neighbor and i fixed it. saving $$ is always suite

Jugdish said...

0% phil goes to cleveland.



his response to them was probably LOL

Keef said...

So the bomber guy stuck a gun in his mouf and tried to off hisself, but failed. Hilarity

tem said...

i like jason aldean's older stuff better as well.

tem said...

cmtem loves her some aldean.

until he cheated on his wife. then she cooled off on his music.

ToddPacker said...

tmcmt

tem said...

cm = country music or current mrs?

or both?

tem said...

reese witherspoon dropping some "don't you know who i am" action.

Vice Presidente said...

celebrities getting in a car while bombed is always a fun story

Meiz said...

"until he cheated on his wife. then she cooled off on his music."

People that get all involved in an artist's personal life <<<<<

tem said...

all involved is a bit of an overstatement, but i hear you clucking.

Meiz said...

Literal Larry over here

Vice Presidente said...

same thing when we say oh he sucks now that he got married

Vice Presidente said...

like for athletes

tem said...

like benson henderson who just proposed to his girlfriend after his last fight.

he will lose his next one.

Vice Presidente said...

the wsj piece on this bomber, the older brother, was great

lots of warning signs ignored, seems to happen alot

Meiz said...

Garden update:

I don't have a clue what I'm getting into or doing. I guess there's stuff I have to do tonight.

Vice Presidente said...

he was too extreme for his own mosque

Vice Presidente said...

just buy a fruit plant or veg plant already started and put it in a pot

water it
get it some light

thats it

Keef said...

tmcmt



Todd knows

Meiz said...

Too late. Already bought seeds on Saturday. Our Depot didn't have started plants.

Vice Presidente said...

weaksauce

Tyler said...

It seems to be a rough time for LoV lately, I have been busy and many condolences are in order.

Thomas - sorry to hear about your father. Speaking from experience, I know that is not a fun time. Very sad news. Hope you are doing well.

Aitch - Saddened to hear about the senseless marathon tragedy.

Kod - I hope the Kodvorce is smooth and painless. There are many other fish, you will hook one.

Meiz said...

I'm going balls deep. Tomatoes, green onion, beans, cucumbers, habaneros, hot pepper mix, lettuce.

Vice Presidente said...

you will fail

Vice Presidente said...

yeah yeah yeah T

KNICKS.

Vice Presidente said...

fucking andre miller huh blue

Keef said...

Just signed the kid up for swim lessons

Keef said...

Tomatoes, green onion, beans, cucumbers, habaneros, hot pepper mix, lettuce.



Seems like a lot for a little space

tem said...

obviously beware of the pool

tem said...

"Seems like a lot for a little space"

the things he listed don't take up much room. except tomatoes.

Tyler said...

Knicks are looking good, but Brooklyn man, they dismantled the Bulls. That 2nd round matchup against the Heat might be real good.

I was rooting hard for the Nuggs and that was a great game. A little too close for comfort though.

tem said...

Nets have nothing for the Heat

Keef said...

obviously beware of the pool



obviously

Meiz said...

""Seems like a lot for a little space"

the things he listed don't take up much room. except tomatoes."

I have a pretty big balcony. They're all good for containers, according to the fine folks at Burpee. Planning on using ernge HD buckets.

tem said...

played 1st softball game sunday.

i played poorly.

i didn't get hurt.

other team was really drunk.

Meiz said...

"you will fail"

I will flood your phone with pictures of my flourishing garden

Keef said...

which direction does your balcony face?

tem said...

outside

Keef said...

outside isn't a direction

tem said...

maybe it is

Meiz said...

"which direction does your balcony face?"

South like a champ. It gets full sun.

BLUE said...

"I was rooting hard for the Nuggs and that was a great game. A little too close for comfort though."

worst game they've played in like 2 months..

Keef said...

nice

BLUE said...

i also think the nuggets relaxed a little when David Lee went out, not smart.

BLUE said...

I had paused the game to do some household shit...was almost all the way caught up when Curry hit the 3 to tie it...went to hit the fast forward button through the commercial, hit the wrong button and didn't get to see the end.

fucking amateur move by me

BLUE said...

cmblue laughed heartily at me

Keef said...

sounds kinda like when you hit reset on NCAA

Keef said...

except you didn't blame this on your daughters

BLUE said...

yep, it's exactly like that

BLUE said...

i've had that happen though, using the DVR, behind in a game and the kid walks over and picks up the remote and changes the channel.

BLUE said...

fucking kids

BLUE said...

JR smith, 6th man of the year

hoorah

Vice Presidente said...

pain in the asses

Tyler said...

"Nets have nothing for the Heat"

I don't think anyone is going to have something for the Heat.

Jugdish said...

"Nets have nothing for the Heat"



and they haven't beaten the bulls yet

Jugdish said...

4 times

Jugdish said...

in this series

Jugdish said...

that was to avoid


yes they have, the beat them the other day

/keef

Jugdish said...

i just had that smokehouse bbq from subway...not too bad

Keef said...

eat fresh

Keef said...

A man who says he was abducted by the Boston Marathon bombing suspects during a carjacking told police the suspects said they would not kill him because he “wasn’t American.”

Keef said...

We all have the internet, Kev

/mize

ToddPacker said...

"cm = country music or current mrs?"

country music... Keith knows

Meiz said...

"We are pleased to announce that Sysco Corporation has completed the acquisition of Bahamas Food Services (BFS), the leading foodservice distributor in the Bahamas. While specific terms were not disclosed, BFS’s annual sales were approximately $200 million in its most recent fiscal year."

That's the 11th company Sysco has acquired in the last 12 months.

Vice Presidente said...

Goodell suspends Big Papi for one year following his "imflammatory" speech Saturday afternoon.

Vice Presidente said...

pallets of fresh conch coming your way!

Keef said...

Justin Sellers is funny

Vice Presidente said...

who dat

BLUE said...

"Goodell suspends Big Papi for one year following his "imflammatory" speech Saturday afternoon."

did you see the head of the FCC decided not to fine Papi or the networks that broadcast his speech without an edit

BLUE said...

tem should be pumped about Revis Island

Jugdish said...

and his 6, one year contracts

BLUE said...

who knew that the older brother in the bombings was married

BLUE said...

and had a 2 year old daughter?

WFT

Vice Presidente said...

yeah felt bad for her until i read she converted to islam

dumb bitch

Vice Presidente said...

read the wsj piece on him, it's long and informative

LMC

Aitch said...

"pain in the asses"

Knows English

Meiz said...

Pain in the ass's
/LP

Jugdish said...

mize knows

/Lp

tem said...

"tem should be pumped about Revis Island"

eteo

tem said...

thank goodness the money isn't guaranteed past year 1

tem said...

even if revis turns out to be the player he thinks he is teams will just run all over the tampa D like they did 2 years ago.

the only reason team's didn't run all over them last year was because it was too easy to pass on them.

Keef said...

Tampa's kneel down defense is probably the best in the league, though.

tem said...

"Tampa's kneel down defense is probably the best in the league, though"

it was on the field too much, but it was fierce.

Meiz said...

Black lady turned down the inside sales position she was offered. Staying with the welfare program.

tem said...

thanks Obama

Jugdish said...

Barry has her back

tem said...

apparently thanks to Obama our health care provider is forced to give us a free breast milk pump thingy.

tem said...

i guess all health care providers have to give you one....or so the rumor goes.

Keef said...

interesting

tem said...

indeed

Keef said...

did cmtem put breast pads on her baby registry?

tem said...


here

tem said...

"did cmtem put breast pads on her baby registry?"

yes. the babies r us one.

BLUE said...

tem, what CpA review course did you use?

tem said...

i used some local guys.

martin, dalton and spettle....or something like that. it was defintely martin because they guy's name was steve martin.

tem said...

when i took the exam it was totally different though. i don't even think the sections are the same anymore.

tem said...

becker is what everyone pretty much uses. i used the local guys because my boss at the time knew them so i got a deal.

BLUE said...

becker's too expensive.

i'm using some cheap version, it seems alright

Keef said...

Use this program.

BLUE said...

i should have done this shit years ago instead of now.

now i don't remember any of this crap

Keef said...

The Sunday night dinner meeting between Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert and Mike Brown went well, according to sources close to the situation.




hilarity

tem said...

"i should have done this shit years ago instead of now."

^

and a lot of the crap is harder.

Keef said...

poop

BLUE said...

"and a lot of the crap is harder."

i still don't think it will be extremely difficult, but just time consuming

BLUE said...

rockies game tonight probably going to be snowed out

Keef said...

put a tarp over that stadium

tem said...

"i still don't think it will be extremely difficult, but just time consuming"

if you are good at memorizing it will be fine.

BLUE said...

"Canadian authorities have arrested two men accused of plotting to attack a passenger train in an al Qaeda-supported plot, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said Monday."

fucking mounties

tem said...

don't fuck with canada

tem said...

ns

BLUE said...

further down in the article it states that it was a joint effort between the RMCP and the FBI and US dept of homeland security.

so we do all the legwork and they get all the praise

tem said...

canada just said that to make us feel better.

canada did all the work.

canada is tough.

Keef said...

tem has canadian chills

Meiz said...

Goddamn ND is doing this to tem

BLUE said...

damn the irish

tem said...

read a history book. anytime we tried to fuck with canada they kicked our ass.

tem said...

if canada wanted to take over new england we would A) let them because new england sucks and B) not be able to stop them because they are the best at war type stuff.

Keef said...

haven't had a good tembag in a minute

BLUE said...

what about the french/indian war?

Meiz said...

Does Canada even have a military?

Meiz said...

Do they just send the Eskimos?

Vice Presidente said...

of course they do used them in afghanistan

Keef said...

LP is the best

BLUE said...

canadian navy

Keef said...

beaver

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

Wall

Keef said...

Fucking brake pads need replaced already. Haven't even had it a year. They are grinding like a motherfucker

ToddPacker said...

how many miles?

Meiz said...

Keith out here with that bad car karma. You can control this.

Keef said...

22k

Keef said...

I ended up boating* these tonight

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