Friday, April 19, 2013

I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy.

How come we can eat the cob of baby corns but not papa corns?  I mean it can be tenderized I'm not suggesting knawing on the cob for three hours to get it down or anything like that.  Some brooklyn hipster chef will figure this out one day and corn on the cob consumption will explode - people will be paying top dollar to eat a cob tasting in Williamsburg,  Fucking hipsters.

fucking Greek yougurt market has exploded who knew.  You pussies eat that shit or you still buy the La Yogurts that are half the price.  Fage (Fa-Yeah).  HAHAHAHAHA.  Fag(e)s.

Remember that conversation about the first person to eat shrimp or clams?  What about the first person to realize (post death) they were allergic to shellfish?

Fuck Marry Kill with childhood crushes -
Mariah Carey - Kelly from Saved by the Bell - Cindy Crawford

Go.

220 comments:

1 – 200 of 220   Newer›   Newest»
Aitch said...

Easy

Kill Mariah, fuck Cindy, marry Kelly

ToddPacker said...

CNN says dead Boston bomber is chechnean (sp)

Vice Presidente said...

i still want frozen custard

Vice Presidente said...

i will not stop til i get it

Vice Presidente said...

at least we know aitch aint interested in marrying for money

Jugdish said...

Easy

Kill Mariah, fuck Cindy, marry Kelly

^

Jugdish said...

gross

Jugdish said...

Now you can add half-digested coffee beans picked out of elephants' dung to the list.



forget shellfish, who was the first person to pick half digested coffee beans out of elephant shit?

Vice Presidente said...

this is nuts these russian fags are terrorizing

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"Easy

Kill Mariah, fuck Cindy, marry Kelly"



this^^^

BLUE said...

fucking ruskies

BLUE said...

i decided to wait to get patriotic until we found out who was responsible.

now i say we nuke chechnya

BLUE said...

apparently, one of the victims who was right near the blast and lost a couple of limbs was the one who positively ID'd the white hat guy.

basically as soon as he was out of surgery he wanted to talk to the FBI and tell them exactly what the guy looked like

BLUE said...

stay safe H

BLUE said...

This is like "the town" except with chechnyans and the marathon instead of fenway

BLUE said...

i always thought it was funny that the driver in the town, was the one who most resembled H.

it was like they based the character on him

Vice Presidente said...

McGloin

Vice Presidente said...

"apparently, one of the victims who was right near the blast and lost a couple of limbs was the one who positively ID'd the white hat guy."

yes and he says, i saw him drop a bag ans walk away

the fuck bro, lil help!

Aitch said...

I'm not gonna lie. I'm freaked the fuck out

Vice Presidente said...

that's why the motto in and around NYC is "see something, say something"

and sure it leads to a shit ton of false alarms but better that than an explosion

Keef said...

Fuck MC, marry Kelly, kill CC

Vice Presidente said...

I'm with Keef.

Vice Presidente said...

thought Campaign was hilarious

Jugdish said...

you'd think they would get mark wahlberg on the scene...

BLUE said...

you know this shit had to happen when Mark Wahlberg was on location on a shoot away from Boston

BLUE said...

how far does H live from watertown?

BLUE said...

the guy they killed was apparently wearing explosives and had a trigger

Aitch said...

About 40 miles. If I was home, I wouldn't be freaked out.

BLUE said...

where you at, the city is closed

Aitch said...

I have never seen Boston this quiet nor have I seen so many cops with large weapons.

Aitch said...

I'm still in the city

Aitch said...

Still out of towners that need to get around and still people coming into Logan.

Vice Presidente said...

they shut trains too so imagine working people still need to get arouns, those we can be remote

tem said...

i don't eat yogurt

tem said...

how did this 1 guy get away? is this a scene from the bourne identity or something?

Vice Presidente said...

blue you owe me a name/pic

BLUE said...

i don't owe you, we doubled or nothing. so it became nothing

BLUE said...

"how did this 1 guy get away? is this a scene from the bourne identity or something?"

apparently he drove over the top of his brother. then when the police found the brother with all the explosives on him they were distracted

BLUE said...

"i don't eat yogurt"

^^^

greek or american

Vice Presidente said...

i don't owe you, we doubled or nothing. so it became nothing


suite

BLUE said...

although it was a sweep

BLUE said...

so i get to mock you...

and now i'm done

Vice Presidente said...

wasnt a sweep, 4th game still to come

Vice Presidente said...

i think they quit after game one tuesday

Keef said...

Swiss chard is not native to Switzerland. It was named by a Swiss botanist.

Keef said...

I'm with Keef.



Nerve* was a fan of Cindy. So while I think MC would just lay there like a dead fish whilst having sexy time, I'd still rather eff her than CC

BLUE said...

blasphemy

BLUE said...

mariah is too diva

Keef said...

H made the news

BLUE said...

that's insensitive keith..who would post such trash

/meiz

Jugdish said...

where is that gun H had in his profile pic?

Jugdish said...

i don't owe you, we doubled or nothing. so it became nothing



thank you

/Lp

Keef said...

where is that gun H had in his profile pic?



The goddamn gov't took it from him! They're taking away our 2nd amendment rights!!!

/foxnews

Meiz said...

The goddamn gov't took it from him! They're taking away our 2nd amendment rights!!!

/every right leaning person in America


*fixed that shit

Jugdish said...

keef knows

Meiz said...

"Aitch said...

Easy

Kill Mariah, fuck Cindy, marry Kelly"


Bingo.

Jugdish said...

mize knows too

Jugdish said...

now we need more bomb control

Keef said...

Need background checks on pressure cooker purchases

Jugdish said...

and ban backpacks

Keef said...

and ban backpacks



But I can still keep my fanny pack, right?

/mize

BLUE said...

ban carpenter nails and ball bearings as well

Jugdish said...

ban carpenter nails and ball bearings as well



no bans on those, but the government will limit how many you can buy

Keef said...

Fucking espn. There is no reason they should have a story on their front page about how one of the bombers wanted to be a US Olympic boxer

Meiz said...

"i don't eat yogurt"

You should. It's great for the digestive system, and your stomach.

Jugdish said...

he was unhappy because he could never become a banker

BLUE said...

and nobody in america liked him

well they won't like him much now either

Vice Presidente said...

"You should. It's great for the digestive system, and your stomach."

so is cum, do you eat cum?

Meiz said...

I don't like what Libertarians and the like have done to change what the Gadsden flag represents.

That's all I have to really say about that.

Meiz said...

"so is cum, do you eat cum?"

I've evidently not thought about it as much as you have, sir.

Keef said...

noone thinks about it as much as LP

Keef said...

0% chance this other bomber dude gets caught alive

Meiz said...

"0% chance this other bomber dude gets caught alive"

Oh yeah. He gone kill himself, if he hasn't already.

BLUE said...

he's like Bon Jovi

going down in a blaze of glory

Keef said...

I gotta follow this guy


/mize

Meiz said...

Full-on snow happening here. Fuck this noise.

Keef said...

same here

(S)

BLUE said...

"I gotta follow this guy"


i wonder if he knows how that 70's show ended

Vice Presidente said...

Full-on snow happening here.

let's play ball!

ToddPacker said...

I like the quote from the uncle of the bombers. reporter asked why he thought they bombed the marathon and he says because his nephews are losers

Meiz said...

Guarantee this kid that's still alive did the bombing for laughs. He won't turn out to be associated with any organization or movement.

Keef said...

Guarantee this kid that's still alive did the bombing for laughs. He won't turn out to be associated with any organization or movement.



Yeah. Seems like it could be a situation where he probably got caught up with his older brother who he looked up to and followed whatever he did

Aitch said...

I'm home now

Keef said...

I mean, the younger one was a true angel. His dad say so hisself*

Jugdish said...

I like the quote from the uncle of the bombers. reporter asked why he thought they bombed the marathon and he says because his nephews are losers



they probably send thank you notes

/Lp

Keef said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

it would be a little funny if the second suspect was dressed like this when the find him

Keef said...

like tosh

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

we need to work a jug's neice joke into this.

BLUE said...

where is seal team 6, they'll find this fucker

BLUE said...

jug's neice would have already found him

tem said...

seal team 6 will just kill him.

tem said...

"Guarantee this kid that's still alive did the bombing for laughs. "


if this is true people are seriously fucked up.

tem said...

i boat* mlb 2k

BLUE said...

sometimes i wish i was an alcoholic

it would give me something to care about

BLUE said...

" boat* mlb 2k"

how about a NCAA

/keith

Keef said...

whatta gotta aluminum bats

Meiz said...

"i boat* mlb 2k"

I will probably be doing that soon.

BLUE said...

jug's neice has already passed MLB 2k

Meiz said...

Blammo!

Last truck of the day in a door a hair before 1:00. Time to coast to 5:00.

tem said...

it isn't that cool

tem said...

"how about a NCAA"

last time i played NCAA my dad died.

for no real logical reason i don't want to load it up quite yet. i know the events are unrelated but when i reach to put the disc in i just decide that i don't really want to play.

tem said...

then i get mad at myself for acting that way.

then i drink a beer and watch big bang theory or family guy.

tem said...

because temhio law states that at any given time one or the other of those shows must be on tv.

BLUE said...

fucking gooks

/lp

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

used to stack fucks like you 5 feet high, use em as sandbags

Vice Presidente said...

last time i played NCAA my dad died.



:(

Vice Presidente said...

The good news is that both earnings and revenues continued to climb in this difficult global economic environment. What is even more remarkable is that McDonald's continues to grow after so many years and so many challenges from all sorts of health and weight conscious groups-maintaining high operating margins, and Return on Assets, which make its stock a buy for value investors.


BEAST

tem said...

i must say so far el pad stock picks have been gems.

Jugdish said...

he should sell that advice on ebay

tem said...

not counting walmart which i just bought last week he is up:

12.70%
14.71%
31.42%
17.41%

walmart is up 0.39%


too bad i can't afford to buy lots of shares

Jugdish said...

good dude

tem said...

coke, beast, pepsi, verizon.

although i might not have axed* him about pepsi.

BLUE said...

"5. Who will represent the East in the NBA Finals?








Cavan: The Knicks! Give Glen Grunwald dap for piecing together a roster custom-built to give Miami fits. But beyond matters of matchups and strategy, there's this: The Knicks are just crazy enough to expect to win. A team coalescing around palpable chemistry, a scoring machine desperate to summit, and 40 years of pent-up angst -- the perfect recipe for some crisp new Garden rafter heraldry. "


HILARITY

tem said...

the Clippers have the same chance at representing the East in the Finals as the Knicks do.

BLUE said...

so you're saying there's a chance

Keef said...

mize has the same chance of winning a national title on NCAA as the Knicks have of representing the east in the finals

Meiz said...

Sysco rummage up in here. Gonna hit it up again after work. All sorts of glasses plates, platters, bowls, vases and shit for free fifty free. And you know how I feel about free stuff.

Meiz said...

Our new fresh meat buyer is royally fucking up my program.

tem said...

you like free?

Vice Presidente said...

"12.70%
14.71%
31.42%
17.41%

walmart is up 0.39%"


IN YOUR FACE KOD

Vice Presidente said...

i gotta go soon, tending bar tonight

tem said...

is Dunkin Donuts really the only business open in Boston?

Meiz said...

"you like free?"

You betcha

Keef said...

ufc picks

tem said...

Benson Henderson vs. Gilbert Melendez

I think Henderson lies on him for 5 rounds.


Daniel Cormier vs. Frank Mir

I think Cormier KOs Mir.


Nate Diaz vs. Josh Thomson


I think Diaz submits Thomson.


Matt Brown vs. Jordan Mein

I think Brown wins.

tem said...

i still think sonnen bails on his jones fight next saturday, but i will admit that it is looking less and less likely.

tem said...

SAS the police haven't found this kid yet.

i guess hiding from the cops is easy.

tem said...

literally every boston area police officer and federal officer is looking for him. not to mention nearly every person.

and he is having no problem staying hidden.

Keef said...

I think Cormier KOs Mir.



Goddamn I hope this happens

Keef said...

I think Diaz submits Thomson.



Bet?

Keef said...

and he is having no problem staying hidden.



He probably kilt hisself somewhere

tem said...

no bets. i don't feel very strongly about diaz. he could easily ko the guy.

i'd bet that he wins, but i won't bet it is by submission.

tem said...

diaz boys are good boxers...supposedly

tem said...

"He probably kilt hisself somewhere"

dogs would sniff that shit out quicker than an alive body, no?

Keef said...

i'd bet that he wins, but i won't bet it is by submission.



That's what I meant. I'm not gonna bet on how the fight is ended

Keef said...

dogs would sniff that shit out quicker than an alive body, no?



If they knew where it was, yeah.

Jugdish said...

not to mention nearly every person.



aitch isn't looking for him

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Keef said...

aitch isn't looking for him



Yeah. H is home now. He told us

Keef said...

but tem did say nearly every person. Not every person

tem said...

then i will bet diaz wins.

tem said...

also if it is a double KO i win.

if it is a draw you win.

if the fight is interupted and nobody is declared the winner then meiz wins.

tem said...

H might be looking for him at H's apartment.

Jugdish said...

but tem did say nearly every person. Not every person



maybe its everyone except aitch...he should really try to help more

tem said...

"If they knew where it was, yeah."

i mean if the dogs are like 100 yards from the dead body they'll sniff it out.

maybe they gotta be 50 yards if he is alive.

i made the distances up, but my hypothesis is that the dead body means the dogs don't need to get as close.

tem said...

H might be looking out his window for the guy.

tem said...

painters scheduled for tuesday because it is supposed to rain tuesday.

landscape dude just called to schedule for tuesday because it is supposed to be nice that day.


Jugdish said...

painters scheduled for tuesday because it is supposed to rain tuesday.



do the painting yourself, its so much fun

/tyler

tem said...

painting means you can't post here anymore. so i didn't want to do it myself.

Keef said...

maybe its everyone except aitch...he should really try to help more



If the bomber is in the kitchen, H will find him

/old elevator guy

Keef said...

i made the distances up, but my hypothesis is that the dead body means the dogs don't need to get as close.



What if the guy just kilt* hisself? How long does a body have to be dead for the dogs to get a sniff?

ns

Keef said...

SOURCES: Second bombing suspect found

Keef said...

That source was me, though. I might be wrong. I don't have inside info.

tem said...

"How long does a body have to be dead for the dogs to get a sniff?"

i don't know.

sources say 3hrs and 24 minutes.

Meiz said...

"He probably kilt hisself somewhere"

Or he got in a boat and took to sea.

BLUE said...

i read on twitter that both suspects were kilt last night and the police are just fucking with the people of boston

O:FB lives on

tem said...

they probably wanted those dunkin donuts all to themselves.


H won't be stealing Captain Fatty's jelly filled donut today!

BLUE said...

dead bomber guy

eyemuffs meiz

BLUE said...

i figure second dude is just laying in wait until all the peeps get close, then he'll blow himself up

Keef said...

dead bomber guy



is that really him?

Meiz said...

Thank you. Not clicking that link.

Keef said...

::DELETE::

/mize

BLUE said...

"is that really him?"

alledgedly


looks a lot like him, i guess

Keef said...

where did that pic come from?

Jugdish said...

www.injuryporn.com

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

is that really him?



that was him after his team usa boxing tryout


he didn't make the team

Keef said...

too soon

Keef said...

Anzor Tsarnaev, father of the suspects, told Dagestani TV netowrk Zvezda that he believes "someone framed" his sons.
"Someone framed them," Anzor Tsarnaev said during the interview Friday in Russia's North Caucasus republic of Dagestan. "I don't know exactly who did it. But someone did. And being cowards, they shot the boy (Tamerlan) dead. There are cops like this."




hilarity

BLUE said...

"Someone framed them," Anzor Tsarnaev said during the interview Friday in Russia's North Caucasus republic of Dagestan. "I don't know exactly who did it. But someone did. And being cowards, they shot the boy (Tamerlan) dead. There are cops like this."

guess they should have had a dashboard camera

BLUE said...

"where did that pic come from?"

sources

Keef said...

fucking sources

BLUE said...

apparently the older brother was in russia for almost all of 2012

BLUE said...

"fucking sources"

i got it off of WWTDD.

you know they're reliable right?

Keef said...

well yeah

Keef said...

if it's on the internets, it's real

BLUE said...

it's still real to me dammit

Meiz said...

Goddamn dishes never stop.

Keef said...

Shots heard in Watertown. Police report operations near Franklin St., advise residents to stay indoors.

Keef said...

The second suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing is believed to be "down" after gunfire broke out in the Watertown section of Boston moments after state and local officials said their hunt had come up dry Friday.

Keef said...

Sources told Fox News a suspect was down. A neighbor described the sound of multiple shots as akin to "a roll of firecrackers shooting off," and blood was found on or near a boat at a home on Franklin Street.

"All hell broke loose," the neighbor told a MyFox Bosto reporter.

tem said...

Sources say he was hiding in a pool

Meiz said...

"Shots heard in Watertown. Police report operations near Franklin St., advise residents to stay indoors. "

We all have the internet and tv, Kev.

tem said...

Meiz is cranky

Meiz said...

Just commenting As.-style

Meiz said...

I need to find a helpful container gardening resource

Keef said...

He's in custody. Suite

USA! USA! USA!

tem said...

Jugs neice called the tip in

Keef said...

Just the tip?

ToddPacker said...

"Or he got in a boat and took to sea."

miez was half right.... impressive

Aitch said...

"He probably kilt hisself somewhere"

"dogs would sniff that shit out quicker than an alive body, no?"

Wouldn't they need the specially trained cadaver dogs?

Jugdish said...

Jugs neice called the tip in


she also wrote obama's speech tonight

Keef said...

I'm ok still

/aitch

Meiz said...

"miez was half right.... impressive"

Wooooooooo!!!!!

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Bold

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 220   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino