Wednesday, April 24, 2013

fuggets

The nuggets are soft.  Gone are the days of Kenyon Martin shoving Dirk Nowitzki into the 3rd row.  Somebody from the Nuggets needs to wake up and knock Steph Curry on his ass and say "welcome to the playoffs".  But that won't happen, they'll just let him run around like a kid on the playground and shoot the lights out. 

Celtics look dun...no legs in the second half of either game

Heat, well, maybe they'll get tired of always winning.

I'm glad there is a football playoff now in the NCAA, i'm sure that will make things crystal clear and there will be no more bitching? amiright?

I'm restocking my liquor cabinet slowly.  I went through a phase where i just drank it all and didn't replenish...now i'm trying to buy a bottle of good stuff, drink some and then buy another bottle of another something good, to stock back up.

whatta gotta boobs

i don't linked in or facebook.  I had a guy on my staff tell me I should linked in, I told him he was stupid.





193 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

"Marathon bombings mastermind Tamerlan Tsarnaev was living on taxpayer-funded state welfare benefits even as he was delving deep into the world of radical anti-American Islamism, the Herald has learned," reports the Boston Herald.

Thanks Obama

Keef said...

  I had a guy on my staff tell me I should linked in


That sounds gay

BLUE said...

yes, but i can't say that to him

tem said...

you have guys on your staff? gay

tem said...

i know it was already said, but it needed said twice.

I suck said...

plus i needed to comment so i could click on my name

Vice Presidente said...

gotta see that 30 for 30 Elway to Marino

Vice Presidente said...

"Kenyon Martin"

fucking love this guy, always have

Vice Presidente said...

he is just so perfectly thuggish in a basketball way

I suck said...

his first name is cool

Keef said...

The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is only attached at one end.

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

i dont know why people eat tongue

i'm an adventurous eater but tongue is on the no list

Keef said...

have you tried it

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Vice Presidente said...

i think you can get almost anything to taste good - and it did taste ok - but the thought of eating tongue and it's this giant muscle so it's tough

just bothers me
liver too, dont get the liver thing considering what livers do in the animal body

Keef said...

I've nerve had tongue, but I heard it was alright. Just always wondered if it was tough or not.

Keef said...

Liver is groce*

Aitch said...

I enjoy liver

Aitch said...

Portuguese style, seasoned up nice and spicy, with a thick sauce over white rice. Bomb.

Aitch said...

Big morning

Aitch said...

On my way back from NYC. I'm in the bowels of CT

Aitch said...

Natty

BLUE said...

at least there won't be any terrorists bothering you

Keef said...

Portuguese style, seasoned up nice and spicy, with a thick sauce over white rice



Liver must not be that great if you need all of that to make it taste good

Keef said...

filok went skydiving on Sunday. I want to do that shit.

Aitch said...

You don't season your food, As.?

Jugdish said...

kicked off plane

Keef said...

You don't season your food, As.?


Seasoning is slightly different than "seasoned up nice and spicy, with a thick sauce over white rice"

Aitch said...

You're reaching on this one, homie

Keef said...

Am I?

Aitch said...

You are

Keef said...

Probably not

Aitch said...

Then chicken in chicken parm must suck too. I mean, you bread it, season it, and smother it in cheese and sauce.

Keef said...

Now who's reaching?

Keef said...

You said "I enjoy liver" and then made it appear that the way it taste* grate* is smothered in gravy and spices on top of rice.

Keef said...

I can enjoy chicken by itself. I don't need all of the breading and cheese and sauce on it to enjoy it

Keef said...

NEXT

Aitch said...

So you're reaching. Got it.

Vice Presidente said...

liver on it's own taste like blood
if you don't do something drastic to it it's inedible

chicken with nothing on it is still delicious

keef wins

Keef said...

So you're reaching. Got it.



So you can take liver out of the package, cook it up with nothing but maybe a little salt, and eat it and enjoy it?

Vice Presidente said...

no to my point

no

unfortunately you are right

Vice Presidente said...

unless you are a dog, then yes

Aitch said...

"So you can take liver out of the package, cook it up with nothing but maybe a little salt, and eat it and enjoy it?"

Yes. I could do the same with a steak, too, but that doesn't mean I don't like it better with some added flavor

Keef said...

no to my point

no

unfortunately you are right




I was talking to H

Aitch said...

So according to you, one can only say they enjoy something if they eat it plain. I can't say I like tacos, cuz I put salsa on it. Chicken nuggets? Nope! You used BBQ sauce.

Keef said...

Tacos are a collaboration of ingredients

Keef said...

It's not like you can go to the grocery store and get pre-packages tacos

Keef said...

packaged*

Vice Presidente said...

I was talking to H

i know

Vice Presidente said...

aitch it's this

do you like chicken?
answer is yes

do you like liver?
answer is:
well it depends if you cook it to death and smother it in "portugese" style sauce whatever the fuck that is, and serve it with beans and rice the yes i like it

otherwise no not really

Keef said...

LP knows

I suck said...

tmdat

Keef said...

Your SAT score isn't going to help you here, H

Keef said...

tmdat


what is da

ToddPacker said...

dumb ass

Aitch said...

"do you like liver?
answer is:well it depends if you cook it to death and smother it in "portugese" style sauce whatever the fuck that is, and serve it with beans and rice the yes i like it

otherwise no not really"

Is that what I said? Or did I say I enjoy it and then offer a serving suggestion I'm a separate comment? RIF

Aitch said...

*in

Vice Presidente said...

Is that what I said?

yes

Vice Presidente said...

rumps in the back

Aitch said...

This whole conversation is so As.inine*

Aitch said...

"yes"

You need a new reader

Vice Presidente said...

you said:

I enjoy liver Portuguese style, seasoned up nice and spicy, with a thick sauce over white rice. Bomb.


Aitch said...

If you ignore the fact that it was 2 separate statements...

Vice Presidente said...

it's like my filep, he says he loves raw clams but they have to have half a lemon squeezed on them and ounces upon ounces of hot sauce or horseradish because we ordered some once and he literally doused the clam in hot sauce (or cocktail sauce I don't remember, super drunk)

i like them raw, with nothing, throwing them down like skittles
and im like you dont really like them and he didnt understand me

so when i say i like raw clams i mean it

Vice Presidente said...

"If you ignore the fact that it was 2 separate statements..."

which i took the liberty of doing
if you dont mind

Aitch said...

If you need to change facts to win your argument, go for it.

I suck said...

TP knows

Keef said...

In summation....


Liver is awful.


The end

Aitch said...

Don't like the topic then contribute something. Otherwise, STFU.

Keef said...

Look at H

I suck said...

"Don't like the topic then contribute something. Otherwise, STFU."

this goes against everything this blog stands for.

Aitch said...

I want some liver now.

Vice Presidente said...

marky mark made a movie with Bieber

how fucking awful

Keef said...

Don't forget to smother it in gravy and rice and spices

Aitch said...

Will do

Aitch said...

How do you prepare your tuna?

Vice Presidente said...

TWSS

Keef said...

cmk is the one who eats most of that. She'll take it to work and eat it straight out of the can. Gross.
I'll eat it in a tuna casserole or something like that, but I'm not a yahuge fan

Vice Presidente said...

cmk is half cat

Keef said...

maybe

I suck said...

she doesn't look half cat

Keef said...

thank you?

I suck said...

i'm ron burgandy?

Aitch said...

Well that example backfired

Keef said...

It was a heckuva try, though

Aitch said...

Good game, good effort.

Keef said...

I want that boat

Vice Presidente said...

aarrgh

I suck said...

i can't imagine any situation where the government leaking to the media that the boston guy is rolling over on all sorts of terror cells would lead to a good outcome.

of course they are saying he is saying he and his brother acted alone.

Jugdish said...

There is a jungle cat in the bathroom!

BLUE said...

a situation where they want the terror cells to come and try and kill him

Meiz said...

Getting smoked. Prob gonna be a regular thing with this uniform purchasing BS. Dude doing it before me has this shit in shambles. Wasn't even properly placing purchase orders. Absolute shit show.

Jugdish said...

rev

Jugdish said...

Dude doing it before me has this shit in shambles. Wasn't even properly placing purchase orders. Absolute shit show


not my problem

/dude doing it before you

Meiz said...

He'll be tying up the loose ends before I start my regime in full.

Jugdish said...

my brother is bidding on this house. i think we know what keef's favorite room is.

Meiz said...

Awesome

Meiz said...

That house is only 250K???

Jesus, that's a bargain.

Keef said...

i can't imagine any situation where the government leaking to the media that the boston guy is rolling over on all sorts of terror cells would lead to a good outcome.

of course they are saying he is saying he and his brother acted alone.



tem is conspiracy guy?

Keef said...

nice haus

Jugdish said...

That house is only 250K???

Jesus, that's a bargain.



housing prices in houston are pretty good outside the inner loop

Keef said...

I like how the person who does mize's yob before mize starts that yob is always incompetent

Vice Presidente said...

my brain hurts

Vice Presidente said...

damn that house is sick

Jugdish said...

you should see my niece's house


Jugdish said...

actually her house is smaller than a lot of apartments

Jugdish said...

listening to SVP...apparently the police don't pay for the damages on the boat that the kid was caught in got shot up. people in boston were collecting money to help him out and he told them to donate the money to the people who lost limbs.

good dude

Jugdish said...

i never knew how that stuff was handled when things get damaged in a situation like that.

ever get and claims on car bombs, keef?

Keef said...

I kind of don't understand people who are trying to sell a house and they keep the bedrooms decorated with star wars or spiderman or whatever their kid wanted in the room. Paint that shit normal if you're gonna have prospective buyers walking through your house.

Keef said...

ever get and claims on car bombs, keef?



negative

Jugdish said...

Paint that shit normal if you're gonna have prospective buyers walking through your house.



why? then the new people move in and paint it a baby shit color

/Lp

Keef said...

But typically in a situation like that, if the person has comp/collision, they'll get it repaired using their deductible and the insurance company will go after whoever they can get the money from.

Keef said...

mize
Did you want to play NCAA this week against tOSU? Or are you still on sabbatical?

Vice Presidente said...

"Paint that shit normal if you're gonna have prospective buyers walking through your house."

when in the history of house selling did that ever deter a buyer from buying the property

This house is gorgeous but that FatHead of Brian Urlacher is naseuating I cannot buy that house even though it's the house of my dreams.

Jugdish said...

This house is gorgeous but that FatHead of Brian Urlacher is naseuating I cannot buy that house even though it's the house of my dreams.



hilarity

BLUE said...

i actually agree with EP

BLUE said...

i kept waiting for the shit green room..disappointed

Keef said...

when in the history of house selling did that ever deter a buyer from buying the property

This house is gorgeous but that FatHead of Brian Urlacher is naseuating I cannot buy that house even though it's the house of my dreams.



A fathead isn't paint. You get buyers who want the house to be move-in ready, or have as little work to do as possible.

BLUE said...

Truth is, i think it adds character and makes it memorable.

you look at so many houses all at once it's hard to remember them all

so you say "the star wars one"

Vice Presidente said...

what's the difference between a painted wall and a wall decoration

it's still on the wall

sub fathead for ::insert paint color here::

smae thing

I suck said...

"tem is conspiracy guy?"

no just anti media. media are dumb.

they publish these stories that they got from unnamed sources about what the suspect is saying even though it is obvious that the unnamed sources would only say exactly what is being said.

there is no circumstance where the unnamed source tells the media that the suspect is rolling over on terror cells and all that shit.

BLUE said...

I'm guessing that's a star wars decal anyway

BLUE said...

we have a neighbor that is moving to Houston in a few months. For the same money they pay for a house here, they're building a fricken palace with a huge pool in the back yard. And it's in one of the really nice neighborhoods in the north

I suck said...

house is nice.

BLUE said...

i think it's the woodlands

Vice Presidente said...

what does he do for a living Blue?

I suck said...

"apparently the police don't pay for the damages on the boat that the kid was caught in got shot up."

insurance will. somebodies will pay.

if that guy was all about his boat i am sure he had insurance on it.

BLUE said...

plus their getting like 3/4ths of an acre, whereas here we have like 1/16th of an acre

BLUE said...

"what does he do for a living Blue?"

sales for some telecom company

I suck said...

and if they don't pay and try to say it wasn't covered for some reason it'll hit the papers and they will get such shitty publicity that they will end up paying.

BLUE said...

but...property taxes are a lot higher

Vice Presidente said...

fucking sales

I suck said...

kids bedrooms are exempt from the "move in ready" aspect of selling a house.

Vice Presidente said...

keef is just trying to rationalize his pet peeve

I suck said...

you can't have holes in the wall, but you can have it decorated however you want.

Jugdish said...

i think it's the woodlands



nice area

BLUE said...

i agree with Tem.

and i don't understand why the police department/city doesn't pay for the damages

Keef said...

it's still on the wall

sub fathead for ::insert paint color here::

smae thing




Painting a room is different than taking down a sticker. Ask Tyler

Jugdish said...

that dude could sell the boat as is on ebay and someone will pay a lot of it as is

I suck said...

house is short a bathroom.

4 br and 2 and half baths


clearly they have a master bath. it is rocking.

but that means the other 3 brs are sharing 1 bathroom.

Keef said...

plus their getting like 3/4ths of an acre, whereas here we have like 1/16th of an acre


they're

Keef said...

keef is just trying to rationalize his pet peeve




I get it. We think differently about this. It's ok. I'm not trying to convince you to change your view

Keef said...

that dude could sell the boat as is on ebay and someone will pay a lot of it as is



Probably gonna be held as evidence for a while, no?

BLUE said...

"but that means the other 3 brs are sharing 1 bathroom."

that's what my house has

if you only have 2 kids and a spare room, then it's not a big deal

I suck said...

what urlacher fathead? i don't see a urlacher fathead.

Keef said...

Only thing I don't like about that house are the white appliances

BLUE said...

"Probably gonna be held as evidence for a while, no?"

what's it evidence in? unless they're going to say that he was resisting arrest, or endangering an officer.

I think they'll go with, he blew up the marathon peeps and the boat didn't have anything to do with that.

BLUE said...

"what urlacher fathead? i don't see a urlacher fathead."

it was an example

I suck said...

" you only have 2 kids and a spare room, then it's not a big deal"

looks like they have 3 kids.

twin spiderman beds and a crib.

gonna suck for them when all 3 kids are sharing that bathroom.

i suppose that is why they are selling it though.

BLUE said...

"house is short a bathroom."

spoken like someone who doesn't have to clean all the bathrooms

BLUE said...

"twin spiderman beds and a crib"

are you assuming the Star Wars bed is the master?

Keef said...

what's it evidence in? unless they're going to say that he was resisting arrest, or endangering an officer.




They said he shot at the police whilst he was in the bought*

Jugdish said...

if you only have 2 kids and a spare room, then it's not a big deal

my brother has 2 kids

Jugdish said...

are you assuming the Star Wars bed is the master?



it would be if i was moving in

/mize

Keef said...

my brother has 2 kids




pain in the asses

/LP

I suck said...

"are you assuming the Star Wars bed is the master?"

then 4 kids.

4 kids, 1 BR is a clusterfuck.

ask the person who has to clean the bathrooms how 4 kids and 1 bathroom works out.

Jugdish said...

my brother has 2 kids



oldest one will be 4 in june...went to his soccer game the other day, 3-5 age group. twas hilarity

I suck said...

i'd rather clean 4 bathrooms for 4 people than clean 1 bathroom that 4 people use.

I suck said...

of course, i don't clean any of the bathrooms though.

Jugdish said...

Mars porn

Keef said...

we had to clean our own bathroom when I was a kid

Keef said...

and when my kids are old enough, their* gonna have to clean their own bathroom

Vice Presidente said...

never had my own bathroom

Jugdish said...

we had a dry cleaner delivery service stop by the house the other night, they were going door to door. i thought of Lp

Vice Presidente said...

"and when my kids are old enough, their* gonna have to clean their own bathroom"

makes cents* if they are both girls
gotta start learning

/ep

Jugdish said...

and when my kids are old enough, their* gonna have to clean their own bathroom



my daughter will, but my son won't

/Lp

Keef said...

makes cents* if they are both girls
gotta start learning

/ep



ha

I suck said...

"we had to clean our own bathroom when I was a kid"

same here

"and when my kids are old enough, their* gonna have to clean their own bathroom"

same here.


but i would say that kids from like 7-22 weren't cleaning their bathrooms. a generation of spoiled kids.

Jugdish said...

i2i

I suck said...

time to go home.

Vice Presidente said...

going for drinks, Ulyesses on Stone St.

Keef said...

alco

Meiz said...

"I like how the person who does mize's yob before mize starts that yob is always incompetent"

Not incompetent, just doing it wrong according to actual protocol/inefficient. These things happen to guys that have been doing the same damn thing for a decade+. Finance department wants me to clean it up.

Jugdish said...

they call mize "the cleaner"...he makes problems go away

Meiz said...

"Did you want to play NCAA this week against tOSU? Or are you still on sabbatical?"

Not playing.

Meiz said...

"they call mize "the cleaner"...he makes problems go away"

I'm a problem solver.

Jugdish said...

the cleaner

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Not playing.



booooo

Keef said...

Xbox takes away from my gardening time


/mize

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

I just do not want to play NCAA

I suck said...

Finance? Is meiz engaged? /lp

Meiz said...

Oh, by the by, unseasoned chicken is awful.

Meiz said...

Holy shit, cmrev is 14 weeks pregnant

Keef said...

Nice

I suck said...

Send him daily reminders not to eat the baby

Meiz said...

I knew Tem would have a delightful reaction.

Meiz said...

New XBox reveal on May 21.



/bad we have internet joke by Jug

Aitch said...

I'm drunk. Fuck You.

Keef said...

Ok lp

Jugdish said...

Go

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