Wednesday, April 17, 2013

evel knieval



Pat Summerall died. Jim Nantz is the new Pat Summerall, except without the alcoholism and the fact that Nantz is a douche

Hands...touching hands, reaching out...touching me...touching you....



NFL draft is coming up...who ya got?

135 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

i got the seahawmks

BLUE said...

good choice

Vice Presidente said...

::Pete Caroll Strut::

Meiz said...

Nice spelling, Bluedrino

BLUE said...

meiz is all holier then now

Meiz said...

HOLIER THEN NOW

Meiz said...

All the jagoffs being up on their high zorse over Gallardo's drunk driving arrest must have transferred some of that to me.


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Meiz said...

I think I might make a semi-home made pizza tonight.

BLUE said...

what is semi-home made?

Keef said...

During the Depression, La-Z-Boy sold chairs on a barter system.

Keef said...

what is semi-home made?


Papa Murphy's makes it, mize cooks it

BLUE said...

will somebody set me back up to be an author/admin on the blog

ben@tuckertown.com

fucking thing is screwing with my shit

Meiz said...

"what is semi-home made?"

Buy dough and ingredients, combine, bake, pizza.

BLUE said...

fucking blogger

BLUE said...

why is that semi-homemade

that seems fully homemade

BLUE said...

i would think semi would be like, buy a frozen pizza and add toppings that I like to it.

Vice Presidente said...

cuz he aint making the dough i guess

Meiz said...

Not making the dough and not making the sauce. Gotta cover my bases with El Snobrino here.

Vice Presidente said...

covered

Meiz said...

Lively bunch today

Meiz said...

Man, I saw an ad for Arby's the other day for 5 for $6.95. What a gyp.

BLUE said...

tem carries this place

Meiz said...

Just found out old bossman sold the UPS Stores last year.

Keef said...

He's opening MPS

BLUE said...

and it's snowing again

Jugdish said...

Papa Murphy's makes it, mize cooks it



Papa Murpheiz

Meiz said...



I think I've had my fill of fried foods today. Yuck. Listerine time.

Keef said...

nonsense

Keef said...

An arrest has been made in the Boston bombings investigation based on two videos showing images of the suspect, a federal law enforcement source told CNN's Fran Townsend.

Keef said...

it would be crazy if it was H

Jugdish said...

we haven't heard from him recently

Jugdish said...

who will his one phone call be to?

Meiz said...

H is the Marathon bomber. Got it.

Keef said...

who will his one phone call be to?


Dominos

Jugdish said...

/old man in elevator

Jugdish said...

the woman we bought our house from was going through a nasty divorce. we got details on it recently. Whilst* she was pregnant with kid #2, her husband was having an affair and got arrested for having sex in public. he called her to bail her out, but wouldn't tell her why.

i can tell you if i called cmjug to bail me out and wouldn't tell her why, she wouldn't bail me out.

Vice Presidente said...

cmep wouldnt even pick up the phone

Vice Presidente said...

Knicks should sign SJax for playoffs

Vice Presidente said...

T

Knicks.

Vice Presidente said...

I hope T still watches basketball

Meiz said...

Tyler paints now. That's it. He just paints.

Vice Presidente said...

sounds terrible

Vice Presidente said...

sw the lousi ck hbo special from sat night

of course it delivered

Meiz said...

Fucking truckers.


"I have an appointment for tomorrow and I'm in the area. Can you get me unloaded today?"

Okay, where are you?

"Kenosha"




An hour and a half away is not "in the area".

Vice Presidente said...

agree

Vice Presidente said...

found a tremendous breakdown of melo's playoff record

i love the internet

Vice Presidente said...

holy shit new man of steel trailer is fucking amazing

fucking nolan man

Jugdish said...

BREAKING NEWS: BOSTON POLICE SAY NO ARREST IN BOMB CASE AMID CONFLICTING NEWS REPORTS

Jugdish said...

looks like a cnp

Keef said...

TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK



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Vice Presidente said...

breaking bad pushed back to aug 11th

Meiz said...

Suite. They have $5 mailboxes at the depot. That makes me happy.

BLUE said...

"nvestigators scrambling to solve the fatal bombing at the Boston Marathon have made "significant progress" in the case but no arrests, a federal law enforcement source told CNN's John King Wednesday."

BLUE said...

"found a tremendous breakdown of melo's playoff record"

I could have given that to you, it looks like this

Aitch said...

Bomb threat at the federal courthouse

Keef said...

blue made a funny

Meiz said...

H is live blogging his crime spree

Meiz said...

Domestic terrorism spree

Keef said...

Dropped an H bomb

Keef said...

SWIDT

Vice Presidente said...

blue knows that isnt true

BLUE said...

nah, he was dogshit every year but the year they went to the WCF.

he would shoot horribly bad in the playoffs

Jugdish said...

to the terrorists

Vice Presidente said...

blue

Aitch said...

You know that building in the picture on Meiz's post from yesterday is a subway station? Random factoid for yous...

Keef said...

Weird that a Knicks blog would say that Melo's playoffs #s are misleading

Vice Presidente said...

but they are? the guy uses facts and it's a guest post not a knick homer

Keef said...

But it's a Knicks blog. Another person could write a story saying his lack of playoff success is justified. But the Knicks blog would never post that.

Keef said...

Data can be manipulated to make it look however you want it to look

Vice Presidente said...

"But the Knicks blog would never post that"

why would they everyone else already has

Vice Presidente said...

he never had a supporting cast in Denver, one man doesnt win you a title, Knicks have surronded him with a nice little cast

Keef said...

The Knicks won't win a title with him

Keef said...

I will bet you on that

Vice Presidente said...

i didnt say they would but it is eastern conf finals or bust

BLUE said...

he had a good cast in Denver.

The point wasn't that they didn't advance, the point was how horribly he played in those games.

And most weren't even close series.

I went to every home playoff game while Melo was here, I saw it

Keef said...

i didnt say they would but it is eastern conf finals or bust



Ok I'll bet they won't make the conf finals this year

Vice Presidente said...

Ok

BLUE said...

I will refer you to his ESPN stats page for playoffs here

with the exception of their run in 08-09, he's shooting roughly 40% from the field

He averages 3.3 TO per game

His points scored has gotten better the older he has gotten.

I'll agree they always played a team ranked higher than them, but here are the results:

sweep
5 games
5 games
5 games
sweep
08-09 good run
6 games
sweep
5 games

that's not really instilling any confidence

Vice Presidente said...

i see three years of poor shooting

overall 41%, averaged out

but you were there so i guess i can't argue

BLUE said...

"he never had a supporting cast in Denver, one man doesnt win you a title, Knicks have surronded him with a nice little cast"

the knicks have basically the exact same team they had in Denver.

JR swish
Kenyon Martin
Marcus Camby
had - Chauncey Billups

BLUE said...

i agree they should win their first round matchup with whatever scrub team they get out of the least.

they would be the 6 seed in the west

Vice Presidente said...

you have to throw out his rookie year and you have to throw out the spurs team that lost 4 games the entire playoffs and you should also throw out the past two knick first round exits because of injuries (amare quit) and the Heatles....

subjective, just think it's overblown, that's all

we'll see, no excuses now, prime of his career with a good team

Vice Presidente said...

"Kenyon Martin
Marcus Camby
had - Chauncey Billups"

combined 40 games MAYBE
i'll give you JR Smith who has been great, much better player here than he was in Denver

Vice Presidente said...

the knicks have basically the exact same team they had in Denver.

stop it

Vice Presidente said...

you get JR smith and that's it

Keef said...

they would be the 6 seed in the west



LP wants to know why that matters to him

BLUE said...

JR smith was great here...until the playoffs

Keef said...

Bottom line is....



Screw the Knicks

BLUE said...

the funny thing is, the year they actually did well, it was because Nene played out of his mind

BLUE said...

i think they'll do well in the playoffs.

it's the biggest reason 'melo wanted out of Denver, to play in the east where it's easier.

Vice Presidente said...

"LP wants to know why that matters to him"

still waiting for this answer

BLUE said...

The point is, they're not an "elite" team in the NBA

when you play in a weak sauce conference, and still have a worse record than most of the west, that's more weaksauce

BLUE said...

look at the heat's record...it's great because they get to play washington 4 times, and charlotte 4 times and on and on and on.

they only have to play OKC twice, and San Antonio 1.5 times (i take away half because pop set his whole team)

Vice Presidente said...

simply plugging in the amount of wins into another conference is not how you tell how they'd fare against said conference

too many what ifs

if they played the same schedule as a WC team how do you know for sure they would have won the same amount of games?

Vice Presidente said...

i never called them elite

just want the heat in the conf finals is all i want

anything after that gravy

AHIK

was simply saying melo has had an MVP year he should be runner up to lebron and it isnt even close and his playoff history while suspect is not as bad as national media says it is

Vice Presidente said...

"washington 4 times, and charlotte 4 times and on and on and on."

minny, sacramento, new orleans, pheonix

Vice Presidente said...

same thing

Vice Presidente said...

knicks beat the Heat three times

BLUE said...

you don't want to go down that road.

the east has a team 7 games under .500 in the playoffs.

the worst team in the playoffs out west is 7 games over .500

The west is 260-187 against the east this year

BLUE said...

that was as of april 8th...maybe the east made up the 80 game spread in the last week or so

Keef said...

What does Knick Koolaid taste like?

BLUE said...

i like the knicks...just don't fart at me and tell me a bomb just went off

Keef said...

knicks beat the Heat three times



One of those times Lebron & Wade didn't play

Vice Presidente said...

they did well against the "Elite" teams in the west

Vice Presidente said...

"One of those times Lebron & Wade didn't play"

knicks were banged up all year

are we discounting wins now?

spurs rest players in december for crissakes

Vice Presidente said...

they struggled vs. Chicago

Vice Presidente said...

hate away see ya in MIAMI

I'M IN MIAMI BITCH

BLUE said...

they were .500 against the top 5 teams in the west

.500 vs top 6 teams

7-9 vs all the west playoff teams

Keef said...

are we discounting wins now?



You're right. Miami is a better team when Lebron & Wade don't play

BLUE said...

Denver on the other hand was:

2-2 vs SA
3-1 vs OKC
3-1 vs Clippers
3-1 vs Memphis
3-1 vs Golden State
4-0 vs Houston
3-1 vs Lakers

Vice Presidente said...

if any of those games were when they missed melo they dont count (according to keef)

they beat spurs twice - split with denver and OKC (lost by a point to OKC)

I think if they were in the west and got 4 cracks at the top teams they'd fare well, maybe better than the 53 wins they racked up in the east.

but im bias

so whatevs. :/

Vice Presidente said...

clippers gave the knicks the business but they would have wnet 4-0 against Lakers

Keef said...

@Golden State L92-63
@Denver L117-94
@Portland L105-90
@Los Angeles L93-80



That was a solid trip

Keef said...

if any of those games were when they missed melo they dont count (according to keef)



You're right. Melo is better than Lebron & Wade combined

Keef said...

I think if they were in the west and got 4 cracks at the top teams they'd fare well, maybe better than the 53 wins they racked up in the east.




hilarity

BLUE said...

Melo just quit against Denver

Vice Presidente said...

those games were brutal, i think that's when melo got hurt only played 1st quarter in denver game

BLUE said...

he played into the 3rd quarter, and quit

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Keef said...

clippers gave the knicks the business but they would have wnet 4-0 against Lakers




Well they went 1-1 against the lakers in 2 games. But you're right, if they would have played 4 they would have had that loss reversed to a win after further review

Vice Presidente said...

he played hurt

warrior

Vice Presidente said...

he missed laker game

Vice Presidente said...

piece again

Keef said...

he missed laker game



He scored 34 points in that loss. Wow, he really is awesome

BLUE said...

i love beating a dead horse

ToddPacker said...

Tyler paints with his father in-law now. That's it. He just paints and listens to led zeppelin

fixed

ToddPacker said...

Knicks will make it to the eastern conference finals.... or lose in the first round

Keef said...

or lose in the 2nd round

ToddPacker said...

good point

Meiz said...

"you have to throw out his rookie year and you have to throw out the spurs team that lost 4 games the entire playoffs and you should also throw out the past two knick first round exits because of injuries (amare quit) and the Heatles..."


LMAO

LP sounds EXACTLY like the writers that say "If you remove the games the Brewers scored 8 or more runs, their offense was below average".

Hilarious.

Aitch said...

Yea, I am not a fan of the "if you ignore these games..." arguments.

tem said...

Fertilizer explosion in texas. Fucking splosions

Meiz said...

To steal from @DragonflyJonez:

And there we have it. Knicks are gonna have to go thru BOS, IND, and MIA. World Hate Toor.

Meiz said...

Knicks are cooked.

Jugdish said...

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