Friday, April 05, 2013

El Padrino sucks at life

Can't even get posting right. What the hell? Now you guys have to read my drivel because he is slacking.

I have never been less enthusiastic for a new baseball season as I am for this one. Probably because the Sox are gonna blow this year. People around here are excited for Jackie Bradley, Jr. Rookie did ok in spring training. Chances are he'll be ok, but people are talking like they're already expecting him to be enshrined in Cooperstown. Calm down, pink hats.

Hey Meiz, I'm listening to the Allman Brothers. Is that ok by your standards?

NFL draft is 20 days away. Time to get all hyped about a bunch of players that probably won't pan out. The Patriots need help in the secondary and with the pass rush. They could also use a downfield threat. So they'll probably draft a bunch of O-linemen.

Jagr scored a goal in his debut with the Bruins. Kinda flukey because it went off his skate, but I'll take it. I hope they don't think they can count on Tuukka Rask and Anton Khudobin to make 40+ saves a night. That is not a formula for success in the playoffs.

Most, if not all, of you skipped that last paragraph. I'm done. Clap, you bastards.

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Meiz said...

"Hey Meiz, I'm listening to the Allman Brothers. Is that ok by your standards?"

Sure are. You can listen to whatever you like.

Keef said...

That is not a formula for success in the playoffs

I'm pretty sure that is exactly the formula that wins in the playoffs. riding a hot goaltender through the postseason happens all the time in hockey

BLUE said...

playoffs?

Aitch said...

Riding a hot goalie? Yes. Allowing over 40 shots a game and only scoring 1 goal? No.

BLUE said...

Gallo blew out his knee.

there go the nuggets chances

Aitch said...

Heard that this morning, Blue. No bueno.

Keef said...

E&J?

Aitch said...

When is officially ok to stop using the "Jr." when referring to an athlete? Red Sox post by play guy says Bradley, Jr. every single time. Why can't he just say Bradley? It's not like his dad is in the team. No one will be confused.

BLUE said...

if your dad was somebody famous, i think junior sticks with you forever

BLUE said...

"When is officially ok to stop using the "Jr." when referring to an athlete?"

the next season, when they become a senior, unless they bolt for the draft before their senior season

ToddPacker said...

I don't give a fuck about any of the Boston issues in H's post , but I guess it better than ep's post

Aitch said...

I had to talk about something

BLUE said...

final 4?

gruesome leg injuries

hot chicks


all are acceptable

Meiz said...

"I don't give a fuck about any of the Boston issues in H's post , but I guess it better than ep's post"


Rather read EP's racist rants?

Aitch said...

"if your dad was somebody famous, i think junior sticks with you forever"

I'm not sure if he is it not. I know I've never heard of his dad. But I don't know everything.

Meiz said...

"But I don't know everything."

You are not being a good proxy for LP with this kind of talk.

Jugdish said...

rutgers AD OUT

ToddPacker said...

"I had to talk about something"

fair enough

Meiz said...

Jug's watching sportscenter reruns again.

Jugdish said...

cnnsi...im working

ToddPacker said...

"Rather read EP's racist rants?"

ep's post usually make me laugh. Boston sports talk does not

Meiz said...

"ep's post usually make me laugh. Boston sports talk does not"

I know. I was just talking.

Aitch said...

Packer shows up twice in one week and more he's all demanding...

Fuckin diva

S

Meiz said...

Think I might have to drop $45 on a canvas Banksy print. Gotta start to think about getting some shit on the walls at home.

Vice Presidente said...

sorry had some early morning fires and got home late last night so i didnt have a post up

Vice Presidente said...

"Rather read EP's racist rants?"

not racist at all

BLUE said...

wussbag

BLUE said...

"not racist at all"

i just think the whites are the best

/ep

Vice Presidente said...

the faster you all admit the problems in the country the faster we can fix them

Vice Presidente said...

so i had this celebration event last night for my promotion

shit was baller

Vice Presidente said...

only thing missing was cocaine and strippers

Aitch said...

From Beth

"Feel free to tell everyone at LOV to fuck off, I mean that I said hi!   :)"

Aitch said...

"Only thing missing was cocaine and strippers"

That's 2 things

Aitch said...

Wait, I got promoted!?

/EP

Aitch said...

How much alcohol did you consume?

Aitch said...

Natty

Meiz said...

And now I'm shoe shopping

Keef said...

In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald was charged with robbing a Wendy's.

Meiz said...

Yep, gonna buy summer shoes tonight.

Keef said...

"I had to talk about something"




I had to get people talking about me

*fized



Meiz said...

"I had to get people talking about me

*fized"


Is that a nightcrawler or a beavertail?

Keef said...

Letterman top ten with Kevin Ware last night was hilarity

Keef said...

Is that a nightcrawler or a beavertail?




salmon eggs

Vice Presidente said...

How much alcohol did you consume?

a bunch

Keef said...

shocking

Jugdish said...

Letterman top ten with Kevin Ware last night was hilarity



that's fucking horrible and he should be banned from tv

/mize

Keef said...

ha

Vice Presidente said...

im actually pretty awesome at life

Aitch said...

"s that a nightcrawler or a beavertail?

salmon eggs"

Can you use salmon eggs as bait? NS. I'm not a fisher.

Keef said...

yes

BLUE said...

salmon eggs are great bait

Meiz said...

"salmon eggs are great bait"

For trout & salmon. I'm not into that game. Seems like there's too much involved.

BLUE said...

yeah mills, putting an egg on a hook is so difficult

Meiz said...

"Can you use salmon eggs as bait? NS. I'm not a fisher."

You can use 'em individually or a few threaded onto a hook, or a bunch tied up in a small mesh pouch/sack/bag.

Keef said...

Seems like there's too much involved.




Yeah, putting salmon eggs on a hook and throwing it in the water and sitting and waiting is pretty strenuous

Meiz said...

"yeah mills, putting an egg on a hook is so difficult"

See, I knew this reply was coming. Our fisheries are not the same as yours or keith's. We don't have lake trout in our inland waters, and our salmon runs are maybe 2 weeks tops, and the fish don't get upstream very far at all. If you want to get into kings and the like, you have to get way out there on Lake Michigan on a big boat. In addition to that, you have to buy a Lake Michigan stamp, trout stamp, salmon stamp.

Meiz said...

It ain't the same, bruh.

kod said...

I was sas when when I heard Gophs hired Petino, but made sense when learning its his son. Kinda funny, first they hire his replacement at Kentucky and when that didnt work out, hired his kid. I was hoping for Flip or Mussleman, but I dont hate the move

Meiz said...

"I was hoping for Flip or Mussleman, but I dont hate the move"

Flip's not coming to college, dude.

Keef said...

We don't have lake trout in our inland waters, and our salmon runs are maybe 2 weeks tops


I don't fish for lake trout, I fish for rainbows & browns. And we don't have many salmon in AZ

Keef said...

We do have to buy a trout stamp here, though

Keef said...

wow, mize is being a weasel with the name/pic huh.

Meiz said...

But either way, maybe I'll try to throw some salmon eggs on a hook this summer to see if it works. I imagine it won't help catch a lunker.

Meiz said...

"wow, mize is being a weasel with the name/pic huh."


I never bet with anybody

Keef said...

Brendon Ayanbadejo, a highly visible defender of gay rights and same-sex marriage, told the Baltimore Sun that four current NFL players are considering coming out as gay.
"I think it will happen sooner than you think," Ayanbadejo told the newspaper. "We're in talks with a handful of players who are considering it. There are up to four players being talked to right now, and they're trying to be organized so they can come out on the same day together. It would make a major splash and take the pressure off one guy. It would be a monumental day if a handful or a few guys come out.

Meiz said...

Ray Rice. Gay.

Jugdish said...

5 when te'o gets drafted


s

Keef said...

ns

Meiz said...

I'm gonna laugh so hard when Jared Allen comes out of the closet.

Meiz said...

Sidney Rice

Keef said...

LP
Would you rather be known as being gay or being a weasel?

NS

Aitch said...

Who the hell cares if an NFL player is gay? For real.

Meiz said...

"Who the hell cares if an NFL player is gay? For real."

Uh, NFL players, the media for starters

BLUE said...

gay people

Aitch said...

It's just annoying that all these things are still an issue. Gay marriage, etc, etc, etc. Who the fuck cares who is fucking who in this whole fucked up world? If it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone, have at it.

Meiz said...

"gay people"

^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

we already had this conversation

Keef said...

It's just annoying that all these things are still an issue. Gay marriage, etc, etc, etc. Who the fuck cares who is fucking who in this whole fucked up world? If it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone, have at it.



Yeah, it's weird how people overreact to things.

Keef said...

oh wait. Not it's not

Meiz said...

Yeah, it's weird how people overreact to things.

/Meiz

Vice Presidente said...

"Would you rather be known as being gay or being a weasel?

NS"

being un-trustworthy is worse than sucking cock

so gay

Aitch said...

"we already had this conversation"

Because we never bring things up more than once here...

Jugdish said...

Because we never bring things up more than once here...



Oh, I don't mind it coming up or talking about it. i just remember we talked about it when i saw ya in boston

Vice Presidente said...

"Who the hell cares if an NFL player is gay? For real."

what kind of question is this

Keef said...

Just got a "Your welcome!" email. I laught*.

Vice Presidente said...

i want to see Arsenio Hall take the 12.35 slot

roooo
roooo
roooo

tem said...

Eli

Keef said...

being un-trustworthy is worse than sucking cock



You see that, mize? change your name

Meiz said...

I never bet anything with anybody. The answer remains no.

Jugdish said...

You see that, mize? change your name



hilarity

Keef said...

so mize doesn't go by LOV rules now

Vice Presidente said...

beiang a weasel and a cocksucker is the worse (worst?) ever

Meiz said...

"so mize doesn't go by LOV rules now"

Blue is not a Rockies fan. That has been established in the past.

Vice Presidente said...

interleague in april is whack

Meiz said...

And I won't be making a litany of Reds, Mets, Pirates, White Sox, Astros, et al bets this summer, either.

Vice Presidente said...

fag

Jugdish said...

wussbag

Aitch said...

Wow, Meiz is a fucking killjoy all of a sudden.

Aitch said...

Is your pussy sore today, big guy?

Jugdish said...

And I won't be making a litany of Reds, Mets, Pirates, White Sox, Astros, et al bets this summer, either.

its on the form



fixed

Aitch said...

having some cramps or something?

Aitch said...

"its on the form

fixed"

Good fix

ToddPacker said...

"Blue is not a Rockies fan."

I disagree with that statement.

I do however agree with meiz on the bet. He is not being a weasel. I think he even mentioned during the series that there is no bet.

Keef said...

interleague in april is whack



Interleague is all season now, brother

Vice Presidente said...

the coach from wichita st with the yellow glasses bothers me

Keef said...

And I won't be making a litany of Reds, Mets, Pirates, White Sox, Astros, et al bets this summer, either.



So you aren't going by LOV rules. Got it.

Meiz said...

Sorry, just don't feel like it.

Vice Presidente said...

saw 30 days in May

on Mayweather

always forget how unreal rich this dude is

Aitch said...

"I do however agree with meiz on the bet. He is not being a weasel. I think he even mentioned during the series that there is no bet."

LOV SOP. When two of our teams play, there is a standing bet. Otherwise, we have ANARCHY!

Meiz said...

"So you aren't going by LOV rules. Got it."


How many Reds bets did we have last year or the year before? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Meiz said...

"When two of our teams play, there is a standing bet."

False. This went out the window years ago.

Keef said...

How many Reds bets did we have last year or the year before? Yeah, that's what I thought.



we've had reds/breers bets

Keef said...

This went out the window years ago.



You not wanting to participate doesn't = it went out the window

Meiz said...

"we've had reds/breers bets"

Every series, right?

Jugdish said...

False. This went out my window years ago.



fixed

Keef said...

Every series, right?


nope. sometimes it's forgotten about

Meiz said...

Weird.

Keef said...

hey, if you want to be a weaseldouche, have at it.

Aitch said...

So the torch is passed. It's no longer wHeasel. Now it is it Meizel

Keef said...

I was just talking to this lady for about 10-15 minutes. At the end of the call she says "What was your name again? Kevin?"

Jugdish said...

So the torch is passed. It's no longer wHeasel. Now it is it Meizel



we could combine them...wHeizel


or

wHeizLp (the p is silent, but its there)

Aitch said...

I was just talking to this lady for about 10-15 minutes. At the end of the call she says "What was your name again? Kevin?"

That bitch!

Keef said...

nah, it's funny

Meiz said...

Halle Berry is pregnant

Vice Presidente said...

with tits

Jugdish said...

After warning its military has been cleared to wage an attack, North Korea deploys mid-range missile launchers to its east coast and reportedly tells foreign embassies it cannot guarantee the safety of diplomats after Wednesday.



rut roh

Vice Presidente said...

On April 14th, KFC will introduce Original Recipe Boneless chicken in what it has preemptively declared "The Greatest Day in Chicken History." The company hopes this new boneless, skinless iteration of the Colonel's recipe will be a better seller than its boney predecessors because it will be easier to eat, Associated Press reports.

kod said...

just learned that I can comment and text from talking into my phone instead of typing. Sweet. looks like the Summer of kod is just beginning

BLUE said...

I will just call him Mills

BLUE said...

""The Greatest Day in Chicken History.""

chickfila disagrees

Keef said...

just learned that I can comment and text from talking into my phone instead of typing.


YS,C?

kod said...

Gas buddy app is dynamite, thanks meiz

BLUE said...

works great for the 3 gas stations in bemidji

Keef said...

I love when people will pass up a gas station because of the price and then stop at one a mile down the road that is $.01 cheaper. Don't spend that $.15 all in one place

BLUE said...

Gallo officially torn ACL

nuggets are deep though...balls deep

kod said...

ok completely serious am not known for my technological abilities. I am however known for my lack thereof.

kod said...

I have to do a lot of driving for work

Meiz said...

I'll satisfy you losers when I get home. No changes to be made at work.

Meiz said...

"I love when people will pass up a gas station because of the price and then stop at one a mile down the road that is $.01 cheaper. Don't spend that $.15 all in one place"


The only realistic way for us to see a change in gas prices is to buy the cheapest gas we can.

Keef said...

Jeff Francis is still alive?

Keef said...

The only realistic way for us to see a change in gas prices is to buy the cheapest gas we can.



Stop it

Meiz said...

No. Consumerism is the most viable way of getting things done because the government certainly isn't doing us any favors by allowing gasoline to cost $4 for a gallon when 10 years ago it was maybe $1.25 and 5 years before that it was less than a dollar a gallon.

Meiz said...

I will continue choose to pay as little as 10 cents less per fill up.

Meiz said...

I'm glad you're desensitized to being ripped off at every turn of the corner.

Jugdish said...

the government certainly isn't doing us any favors by allowing gasoline to cost $4 for a gallon when 10 years ago it was maybe $1.25 and 5 years before that it was less than a dollar a gallon.



are you saying barry doesn't care what we pay for gas?

Jugdish said...

aja...i know the cheaper gas stations around my house and only use those. plus kroger gives .10 off per gallon after you spend so much there. I hadn't been by a kroger in awhile and filled up there a few weeks ago and got .50 off per gallon...that was a good day

Keef said...

You, me, jug, LP, tem, kod, blue, & H paying $3.67 instead of $3.68 isn't going to change our gas prices

Keef said...

10 years ago it was maybe $1.25


10 years ago it was over $2

Keef said...

It was probably close to $3

Jugdish said...


You, me, jug, LP, tem, kod, blue, & H paying $3.67 instead of $3.68 isn't going to change our gas prices



Lp even went on a gas strike after the hurricane

ToddPacker said...

Keith is thinking about 2005 prices. 2003 national average was < $1.70/ gallon

BLUE said...

yes jeff francis is still alive, barely

BLUE said...

pre gulf war it was cheap

Meiz said...

"are you saying barry doesn't care what we pay for gas?"

I have no idea.

Meiz said...

"You, me, jug, LP, tem, kod, blue, & H paying $3.67 instead of $3.68 isn't going to change our gas prices"


No kidding?

Meiz said...

"You, me, jug, LP, tem, kod, blue, & H paying $3.67 instead of $3.68 isn't going to change our gas prices"

This is the same shitty attitude used by people that don't vote because their vote doesn't count or matter.

Keef said...

Did you vote last year, mize?

BLUE said...

Millz

Meiz said...

"Did you vote last year, mize?"

Of course

Meiz said...

And I voted in the Scott Walker recall election

Meiz said...

I did not vote this past Tuesday because I just moved back to Cedarburg and I am not familiar with the issues and candidates that were being voted on.

Vice Presidente said...

i voted for Romney

Vice Presidente said...

my vote never matters, ny will be blue forever

Vice Presidente said...

i just do it so i can bitch

Vice Presidente said...

this vp job sucks ass

Meiz said...

"i voted for Romney"


:(

Keef said...

would Obama have won had you not voted?

Meiz said...

"i just do it so i can bitch"

You can bitch no matter what, whether you vote or not.

Meiz said...

"would Obama have won had you not voted?"

Probably, but go ahead and make your awful point as you usually do.

Vice Presidente said...

YOU CAN

but it carries less weight if you dont

someone can alwaya say like you care, you didnt even vote

like keef tried pulling on you

Vice Presidente said...

obama is turrible.

romney would have been bad but not turrible

Vice Presidente said...

like tem says

they all suck, dumbest people in the world

Meiz said...

"but it carries less weight if you dont"

Disagree.

"someone can alwaya say like you care, you didnt even vote"

You let that bother you?

Meiz said...

"romney would have been bad but not turrible"

I think Romney would have been terrible. Abhorrent.

Vice Presidente said...

wish the giants would leap on charlie woodson

Vice Presidente said...

"You let that bother you?"

no, personally

but it's a thing with others

Meiz said...

"wish the giants would leap on charlie woodson"

36 year old reluctant safety?

Keef said...

Probably, but go ahead and make your awful point as you usually do.



When have I ever talked about this. I stay out of most political banter

Keef said...

like keef tried pulling on you




Nah. I don't care if people vote or not. I didn't know that mize voted

Meiz said...

"When have I ever talked about this. I stay out of most political banter"

You weren't addressing anything political.

Jugdish said...

I think Romney would have been terrible. Abhorrent.



just curious...explain how he would be worst* than what we have now

Meiz said...

My point was that you usually make points that are only convenient to yourself or a small portion of a discussion. You also play ignorant a LOT, just to make your point.

Jugdish said...

and im not saying he would or wouldn't...just curious about your thoughts

Keef said...

You weren't addressing anything political.



Voting isn't political?

Meiz said...

"just curious...explain how he would be worst* than what we have now"

I didn't say that.

Regardless, He's the same as everybody else. No specifics, no real plan, and he was clearly not savvy at all. Remember cutting PBS and Binders Full Of Women? You can't make big fuck ups like that, man. You just cannot do it and retain credibility. And after the 1st debate when Barack made the mistake of allowing Romney to bully him, he bossed up and CRUSHED him from that point on.

Keef said...

I guess voting for MLB all stars isn't political

Meiz said...

"Voting isn't political?"

This is the playing ignorant part I mentioned above.

Keef said...

You also play ignorant a LOT, just to make your point.



I don't play ignorant about politics. I am ignorant about politics

Keef said...

This is the playing ignorant part I mentioned above.



I axed you a question about voting.

Jugdish said...

I didn't say that.



well not specifically, but you voted for barry and said romney would be terrible. i didn't think you thought romney would be better than what we have now

Meiz said...

"and im not saying he would or wouldn't...just curious about your thoughts"

And I absolutely do not trust Mitt Romney as a leader. His body language says he gets his ass whooped.

And he's entirely too religious at this point. The country's changing rapidly, and if the GOP doesn't make some major changes they could be SOL for a long time. I'll be surprised if a Republican wins the next Presidential Election, and I don't even know which way I'm voting at this point.

Meiz said...

Home time

Vice Presidente said...

36 year old reluctant safety?

jealous?

Jugdish said...

The country's changing rapidly


not always for the better imho

tem said...

So the bombing starts wednesday?

tem said...

This Rutgers stuff is getting too much news time. It is on 24 7 this week. It deserves 2 days tops....move along.

Jugdish said...

So the bombing starts wednesday?



that's the latest...they could start earlier if they want to

Jugdish said...

thanks dennis rodman

BAAAA said...

"not always for the better imho"

People have to adjust, Jug. Everything eventually changes.

Keef said...

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