Thursday, April 25, 2013

Draft Day

Who ya got?

Whatta gotta Brittney Griner? /Freak

Bears typically mess up their first round pick, hopefully their new GM starts a new trend.

If you're a potential first round pick, do you except* an invitation to the draft and hang out in the green room, or stay home with family and friends?

For those of you not playing the Facebook game or reading LOVAD...cmrev is pregnant. I found this video of rev at the birth. AJA, congrats Rev...very cool!!

Whatta gotta fancy ketchup?

That's all I got...go!









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Vice Presidente said...

Off the grid

Vice Presidente said...

This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse.

Jugdish said...

This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse


#firstworldproblems

Jugdish said...

This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse



santa's workshop?


s

Jugdish said...

wall

I suck said...

whatta gotta no salt packets?

salt that shit yourself.

Vice Presidente said...

I don't travel with salt packets.

I suck said...

that sounds like your problem then.

Jugdish said...

I don't eat a lot of butter and didn't realize people salt butter

Vice Presidente said...

Fucking jug

Vice Presidente said...

This meeting sucks balls.

I suck said...

sea salt that shit

Jugdish said...

This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse


so you don't like butter, got it

/keef

Jugdish said...

This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse



i like butter portugese style, all spiced up and smothered in sauce over rice

/aitch

Vice Presidente said...

Lol

Vice Presidente said...

Still laughing to myself over "Portuguese" style

Clown.

I suck said...

why was el pad just eating butter anyway? whatta gotta no muffins?

Jugdish said...

i don't travel with muffins

/Lp

I suck said...

he has a muffin top because he doesn't work out in the AMs.

Keef said...

ha

BLUE said...

unsalted butter is usually only used in baking

Keef said...

Thanks Rachael

Vice Presidente said...

Had bagel.

Keef said...

whatta gotta cream cheese?

Vice Presidente said...

Chill son I only eat cream cheese in a cheesepie (american style)

BLUE said...

jewish bagel, or like entemann's

BLUE said...

DRAFT DAY

Keef said...

cheese pie is cheesecake, right?

BLUE said...

no, it's a pie

Jugdish said...

a cheese pizza?

Keef said...

I have a feeling that the goddamn Pats are gonna draft Lattimore.

Meiz said...

"This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse."

This fucking Guinea acting like he can tell the difference between salted & unsalted butter on his bagel. Fuck outta here, bro.

Vice Presidente said...

Cheesecake is cheese pie. Colov.

Keef said...

it's ginny bro

/LP

Meiz said...

"I have a feeling that the goddamn Pats are gonna draft Lattimore."

Packers are all over him in rounds after the 3rd.

Vice Presidente said...

Sorry your taste buds have been shot to shit from years of eating crap meiz. Anyone should be able to tell the difference between salted and unsalted butter.

Keef said...

I don't think he'll be there after the 3rd

Meiz said...

TPS is fucking accosting me today

Keef said...

This guy caters the workshop meeting and the butter is unsalted. The worse.



But LP isn't a food snob

Meiz said...

"Anyone should be able to tell the difference between salted and unsalted butter."

Here we go.

I suppose you can tell if it's sweet cream butter, too.

BLUE said...

unfortunately i'm on EP's side with this.

who the hell uses unsalted butter, it taste* like ass

BLUE said...

Marcus Lattimore vows to be ready by week 1.


umm, yeah, i don't think so bro

Keef said...

blue has had LP chills this week

Meiz said...

Thursday radio station is playing new Sabbath. It's fucking awful. Just horrible.

Meiz said...

Look at the rich guys playing kissy face.

BLUE said...

i'm not rich..i only have 2.5 bathrooms

Keef said...

I have the same # of bathrooms as blue. I feel like high status now.

Meiz said...

I have wood-grain linoleum in my kitchen. Does that count?

ToddPacker said...

re: unsalted butter debate

ep and blue are correct.

Vice Presidente said...

Blue knows

Vice Presidente said...

Tp knows

ToddPacker said...

nice mess win last night, ep.... too bad Harvey didn't get the W

Meiz said...

You people are insane with this petty butter shit.

Keef said...

caterers usually have salt, no?

Keef said...

I have wood-grain linoleum in my kitchen. Does that count?



Fancy

Keef said...

easy to clean up chili spills from it, too

Vice Presidente said...

Harvey be the truth. Although his favorite player is chipper Jones and his favorite team is new england pats.

The fuck

Meiz said...

"easy to clean up chili spills from it, too"

It goes well with the organic cat scratches on the doorway to the living room.

BLUE said...

what type of moveies does he like


what's his go-to move on a first date

BLUE said...

"It goes well with the organic cat scratches on the doorway to the living room."

as opposed to the artificial cat ones

Keef said...

artificial cat scratches are the new style

Keef said...

what's his go-to move on a first date



fondling his date's ballz

I suck said...

"Marcus Lattimore vows to be ready by week 1."

of 2014

I suck said...

i didn't really know butter was salted

I suck said...

butter is butter, except when i can't believe it isn't butter.

land of lakes is good butter apparently.

margerine (sp?) and butter are the same thing.

sticks are easier to use when cooking. the tubs are easier to spread on food.

that's all my butter knowledge.

I suck said...

oh and i can't use spray butter properly because i spray it all over the place or just in one tiny spot. basically it does the opposite of what i want it to do.

I suck said...

NEXT TOPIC

BLUE said...

that's user error

ToddPacker said...

"margerine (sp?) and butter are the same thing."

negative

BLUE said...

i'm hungry

Meiz said...

Oleo

I suck said...

apparently Russ Lande with the National Football Post is fucking idiot.

yahoo has his final mock draft posted an hour ago.

"13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame, Junior: After signing receiver Mike Wallace to give them a deep threat and big play weapon, the Bucs continue upgrading their offense with the selection of Tyler Eifert. Eifert has the smooth athleticism, playing speed and receiving skills to give Josh Freeman another weapon to throw to."


Keef said...

All those florida teams are the same

I suck said...

yeah and the jets own the pick.

it is the new tampa jecaphins.

BLUE said...

Russ Lande could write for LOV

BLUE said...

although that might even be worst* than d-

Keef said...

your mom could write for LOV

Vice Presidente said...

"margerine (sp?) and butter are the same thing."

negative

^^^^^^^

Vice Presidente said...

i should live blog the draft for the post tomorrow

Meiz said...

"negative

^^^^^^^"


You guys know he's just talking about Temhio, yes?

Keef said...

i should live blog the draft for the post tomorrow



You should. But you won't.

I suck said...

"You guys know he's just talking about Temhio, yes?"

^^

Vice Presidente said...

"You should. But you won't."

probably right

Vice Presidente said...

fucking temhio

Keef said...

temhio isn't real

Keef said...

I said it

I suck said...

it's real to me dammit

Keef said...

Bat shit cray

Vice Presidente said...

2nd comment is gold

Jugdish said...

probably right, ill be working out




fixed

Jugdish said...

i side with tem on the butter debate

Vice Presidente said...

you live in temhio?

Meiz said...

"i side with tem on the butter debate"

Butter is butter to me, but cooking with margarine is awful. It burns fast.

Vice Presidente said...

Authorities in New York said the two Boston bombing suspects had "spontaneously" decided to travel to Manhattan last week to detonate the remainder of their explosives in Times Square. Mayor Michael Bloomberg said the information came from authorities in Boston who had been questioning the younger suspect, Dzhokar Tsarnaev, who has been charged in connection with the attack.

Meiz said...

They thought they were gonna make it out of there?

Fools.

Jugdish said...

you live in temhio?



no, but i subscribe to a lot of their beliefs

I suck said...

temhio is a niche market.

Keef said...

whatta gotta UFC picks?

I suck said...

sonnen

I suck said...

Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen

I don't even see how Sonnen gets out of round 1. I like Sonnen and hope he does well. He is entertaining, but I just don't see how he competes. This is like putting the WVU football team up against the 49ers. Total mismatch.

Alan Belcher vs. Michael Bisping

Bisping usually only wins in England. This fight is in New Jersey, which might be New England. So I say he will win.

Phil Davis vs. Vinny Magalhaes

Phil Davis should just ride this guy for 3 rounds. Vinny has some submission skills, but I doubt enough. Boring decision.

Pat Healy vs. Jim Miller

Miller stomps Healy.

Cheick Kongo vs. Roy Nelson

I think Nelson might have checked out a couple fights ago. But Kongo is only able to win if he lands something solid, but Nelson has a good chin. I think this goes the distance and Nelson wins a decision. I think his chin is strong enough to stay upright and I think he'll do enough to take the win and collect his check.

Aitch said...

"unfortunately i'm on EP's side with this"

Yo tambien

BLUE said...

"They thought they were gonna make it out of there?"

if they'd have left on tuesday morning, they'd have been there no problem

Aitch said...

You can absolutely taste the difference

Keef said...

Bisping usually only wins in England. This fight is in New Jersey, which might be New England. So I say he will win.



Bet?

Meiz said...

"if they'd have left on tuesday morning, they'd have been there no problem"

Good point

Jugdish said...


"if they'd have left on tuesday morning, they'd have been there no problem"




imagine if they took H's limo

Keef said...

"imagine if they took H's limo"

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me

H: ::immediately posts woe to FB::

Jugdish said...

H: ::immediately posts woe to FB::



bombers are the worst tippers!

/H on facebook

Keef said...

FML!

/H on FB

Jugdish said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me

H: Not cool homie, not cool

Meiz said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me

H: *hands bomber Afterlife @ Mardi Gras flyer*

Meiz said...

By the way, I removed my debit card from the blogger URL thingamabobber.

Keef said...

H: *hands bomber Afterlife @ Mardi Gras flyer*



hahaha

Keef said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: That's your OPINION!

BLUE said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: Have you ever had Liver the portuguese way?

Keef said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me"


H: I'm gonna bang out your wife after you get caught.

Keef said...

H: Have you ever had Liver the portuguese way?



hilarity

Keef said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: Hop on in. I've got some unfinished business with this old man in Vegas.

BLUE said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me"


H: I was there like an hour before that happened, pray for me and my family

Keef said...

H: I was there like an hour before that happened, pray for me and my family




awesome

Meiz said...

Good times

Keef said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: Did you hear about that kid who got a 1320 on the SAT? That was me

Jugdish said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me

H: if you don't like boston you can go to another city or STFU!

BLUE said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: Did you use a remote for detonation or was it one of those suicide vests

Russian guy: ::blank stare::

Vice Presidente said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me"

H: Big deal I'm in a band.

Keef said...

lol

Vice Presidente said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me"

H: That's a reach homie.

Keef said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: Do you have a cigarette?

Keef said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: ::I'M GONNA GET SO MUCH ATTENTION FOR THIS::

Vice Presidente said...

"Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me"

H: But did you ever try out for American Idol? NEXT.

Meiz said...

H has no idea what he's going to walk into here

Keef said...

Russian guy: Did you hear about that Boston bomb? That was me


H: nomnomnomnomnom

/elevator guy

Jugdish said...

haha

Meiz said...

Found out today previous Uniform guy was giving the house away. Errbody was getting free clothes. I'm about to stay being an unpopular dude.

HR is not pleased with that.

Keef said...

darth mize

Vice Presidente said...

steak milanese tonight

Keef said...

I love steak milanese. I put spices and a thick sauce on it and put it on a bed of rice


/H

Jugdish said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

why the fuck are the niners trying to get in the top 15, for who

i need to know

Keef said...

te'o

Vice Presidente said...

you think?

Keef said...

yeah. they know I have a bet with Tem

Vice Presidente said...

maybe, harbaugh is a kook just like t'eo

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Meiz said...

I'm treating myself to an absurd pizza. 5 meat stuffed.

Keef said...

twss

Keef said...

Dez Bryant ✔ @DezBryant
A lot of great players in this draft but @Mathieu_Era is the best player in the draft.. You can say whatever you want about him #gamechanger



Honey Badger's been sharing his smoke

Jugdish said...

jug's war room is set up with whiskey, lov, and twitter


go

Jugdish said...

nameth is drunk again

Jugdish said...

reid should have had a magic 8 ball in his hand for one of those initial shots

Jugdish said...

chefs taking the whole time for the first pick...bastards

I suck said...

Gruden looks angry all the time

I suck said...

Come on trade! Or Geno

Jugdish said...

chef fans look happy, but i imagine most are thinking "who is that guy?"

I suck said...

Kolber better have her head on a swivel because Namath is drunk and in the building.

Jugdish said...

must have a nice open bar there

Jugdish said...

i imagine nameth has a flask with him at all times though...at least one

Jugdish said...

verizon cribs commercial

I suck said...

State Farm needs to update rhe Rodgers commercial

Jugdish said...

pick is in and we're at commercial

Jugdish said...

whatever team drafts te'o should only make pink te'o jerseys

Jugdish said...

i need to buy an edger

I suck said...

Teo is watching at home with his girlfriend

Jugdish said...

"jacksonville is a great team"


no luke

I suck said...

If the Raiders take Geno that means God hates Matt Flynn

Jugdish said...

looking at the radiers recent 1st round picks and then the following pick in those drafts had to be painful for raider fans

Jugdish said...

ive instituted the rooney rule in who i follow on twitter. before i decide who the next person i follow is, i have to look at the timeline of at least one minority tweeter

Jugdish said...

the fish make the trade

/Lp

I suck said...

Raiders traded the 3 for miami's punter

Jugdish said...

they probably just swapped first round picks straight up...that would be a good raiders move

Jugdish said...

did you and cmtem pick out baby names yet?

are you keeping that a secret from everyone?

Jugdish said...

we started looking at names last night...didnt see many i like



except jug jr

s

Jugdish said...

i went to the texans draft party the year they got duante robinson...it was a good time

I suck said...

Brady Thomas or Alaina Michelle

I suck said...

Or Major Harris

Jugdish said...

Bacon was a name in the book we were looking through

Jugdish said...

i like the names you guys chose

Meiz said...

BRADY???

Meiz said...

LIONS! time!

I suck said...

Rev is using that one. Bacon Prince or Bacon Ravesh

Jugdish said...

i was on NFLN...now over to ESPN

Jugdish said...

Rev is using that one. Bacon Prince or Bacon Ravesh


hilarity

I suck said...

Cmtem has always wanted Brady...there was/is no arguing.

Meiz said...

Well then

Meiz said...

Must be a ND thing

Jugdish said...

cmjug is a teacher and most teachers can find fault with any name because they had a bad student with that name

lucky for me cmjug works in a school that is 95% hispanic, so unless we go with jose or consuela ill be ok

I suck said...

Cmtem works at a children's hospital so if a bad case kid comes in with brady or alaina we might be looking for new names.

Jugdish said...

thoughts mize?

Jugdish said...

kiper probably has a half dozen empty 5 hour energy bottles on his desk there

Jugdish said...

they got the lebron james of the detroit lions, that's good right?

I suck said...

No lenses in those glasses

Meiz said...

I don't know who Ziggy Ansah is, but he's wearing 3D glasses

I suck said...

Getting bron means some playoff years then he leaves and wins titles elsewhere

Meiz said...

"thoughts mize?"

Never heard of him before. Looking forward to cussing him out on my TV.

Jugdish said...

Andrew Brandt ‏@adbrandt

Barkevious's father is Hugh and brother is Hughtavious. Carry on

I suck said...

Is his mom Barke?

Meiz said...

I don't know why the Lions wouldn't draft either Vaccaro or DJ Hayden. I just don't get it now that I'm thinking about it.

Meiz said...

This African kid better be a fucking stud.

I suck said...

African kid won't be able to understand Suh when Suh tries to corrupt him.

Jugdish said...

bold

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