Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Blah blah blah panties

Accidental Racist

Suck it media. You tried to make this a big story but nobody bit. The song isn't groundbreaking and nobody really cares. The addition of LL Cool J doesn't make it some super rap song. Look, if I was an undercover cop and was trying to infiltrate a rap gang and I told them that LL Cool J was my favorite rapper my cover would be immediately blown. LL Cool J is as much as a rapper now as Will Smith is. OK that isn't quite fair, but you get the point. This song is a non issue media and no matter how hard you tried to make it one the public isn't biting. So yeah, public 1, media 0.


Recaps on ESPN

Why are these always written backwards?? It's like the new way to write an article is to tell me who won and by how much, then tell me of a significant play, then recap the 4th quarter action, then the third quarter, then the second, then the first and then the article ends. WTF? I believe they are trying to get me to stop reading. It is like if you read the last chapter of a book, then the second to last...at that point you'd be done. Why bother reading the rest? Stop it AP or ESPN or whoever is writing this shit.


NCAA

I am pretty sure I can play tonight. Sorry for the delay.


Revis

I like that he used to be good. I hope he is again. I don't like that he seems to be more about the money than anything else. The money and the brand. I don't think he and Schiano are going to get along. I just don't see it ending well. I see either him not being the player he was, him getting hurt again, him quitting on Schiano or Schiano quitting on him. I don't see the ending where he plays like an All Pro for five years and the Bucs D becomes awesome again. I just don't see it. He'll be holding out either next summer or guaranteed the summer after that. The only way he isn't a hold out one of those two years is if he gets cut.

NHL

People around town say the Blue Jackets are going to make the playoffs. Maybe the Mayans were right. Fuck.


NBA

Nobody has anything for the Heat. Let's just show movies instead of games.





OK I am done.

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Jugdish said...

Accidental Racist



i thought it was a modern day Ebony and Ivory


s

Jugdish said...

i was listening to espn radio last night around 9 CST and they were talking NFL draft. they played a montage of all the bad first round picks the jets have made over the years and each one was followed by the fans booing loudly...funny stuff

tem said...

fans hate being right about that shit

Jugdish said...

dodgeball 2 in the works

BLUE said...

JETS fans always boo the pick...except d'brickshaw

Jugdish said...

Jess

tem said...

"JETS fans always boo the pick...except d'brickshaw"

so they don't always boo it...got it /as.

BLUE said...

yes, that's why I used the word except as opposed to accept

Vice Presidente said...

great title

Vice Presidente said...

they played a montage of all the bad first round picks the jets have made over the years and each one was followed by the fans booing loudly...funny stuff


every year berman does this

BLUE said...

fucking berman

Vice Presidente said...

christmas abbott

your welcome

BLUE said...

're

BLUE said...

"christmas abbott"

are you trying to get abs like hers

Vice Presidente said...

no im trying to fuck her ass

BLUE said...

she's to muscley

Vice Presidente said...

dont be afraid

Vice Presidente said...

she's got that "I fuck like a champ" look to her

BLUE said...

i like my woman like i like my steak

thick and juicy

well, except maybe the thick part

Vice Presidente said...

i like them all cuts of woman and beef

Keef said...

I like literacy

BLUE said...

she looks like a pork chop...no juice dried out

Jugdish said...

i like my woman like i like my steak

thick and juicy



and smothered in A1 sauce

/mize

BLUE said...

"I like literacy"

or litteralcy

Aitch said...

"christmas abbott"

RA, R? She's awfully manly...

Aitch said...

Her vag is probably like a Venus fly trap.


SNAP!!!!!

Vice Presidente said...

"She's awfully manly..."

i bet i can find a pic where she is awfully feminine

Aitch said...

You can put perfume on a pig but it is still a pig...

Vice Presidente said...

if that's a pig.....

Meiz said...

After in-depth research, Christmas Abbott is an absolute, hands-down Yes. Four thumbs up, El Pad.

Vice Presidente said...

not sure this is good or bad considering you hate vagina

Keef said...

Bubble gum is pink because pink was the only food dye on hand when it was invented.

Keef said...

christmas abbott

your welcome




That's a man, baby!

Keef said...

its thats a man baby

/LP

Keef said...

I like my women like I like my steak.

Without a penis

Aitch said...

"not sure this is good or bad considering you hate vagina"

If Meiz is your only support on the hotness of a chick, you're in trouble.

Meiz said...

"If Meiz is your only support on the hotness of a chick, you're in trouble."

Says the biggest slumming it advocate here.

BLUE said...

"RA, R? She's awfully manly..."

looks like she might have a hint of a penis

BLUE said...

this new thor movie looks awufl

BLUE said...

went and took a spin class today, the instructor had huge tits and was just in a sports bra..winnner winner

btw it's tough to cycle with a hardon

Meiz said...

Keep going to that class, I guess

Meiz said...

Was she wearing pants or no?

BLUE said...

those skin tight yoga pants

but she was sitting on the bike bouncing the jugs

BLUE said...

i will now be attending every tuesday morning at 8

Keef said...

LP wishes he had that much drive

Meiz said...

When's the bluevorce?

BLUE said...

nah, don't have time for that

Aitch said...

"Says the biggest slumming it advocate here."

I take issue with the term "slumming." It's not like I would sleep with anything with a pulse (*cough, cough, EP*) but I think you set too high a standard for a guy who doesn't get laid.

Aitch said...

"those skin tight yoga pants"

Nothing better than a great ass in yoga pants.

Aitch said...

"nah, don't have time for that"

That and you don't want to lose half your fortune.

BLUE said...

her ass is kind of big, but she's proportionate, not like Kim K big...but it's tight

Aitch said...

When are the LOV babies due again?

Jugdish said...

Nothing better than a great ass in yoga pants.



what about a great ass out of yoga pants?

Jugdish said...

When are the LOV babies due again?


Nov 21

Aitch said...

"her ass is kind of big, but she's proportionate, not like Kim K big...but it's tight"

Sounds like a good yoga pants ass

Aitch said...

"what about a great ass out of yoga pants?"

Touché

Aitch said...

Also, I'm not a fan of Kim K.

Aitch said...

I've never understood the hype

Jugdish said...

Also, I'm not a fan of Kim K.



this...i dislike all things kardashian

Aitch said...

Natty

BLUE said...

i was a fan of Kim K until I actually saw her ass without spanx

fucking cellulite galore

Meiz said...

"i was a fan of Kim K until I actually saw her ass without spanx"

Whatta gotta link it up?

Keef said...

When are the LOV babies due again?



6/28

Vice Presidente said...

"i will now be attending every tuesday morning at 8"

i'm at work at 8

NEXT

Aitch said...

Hitting the home stretch, Keith.

BLUE said...

I'm at work at 6:30, then i go to the gym at 8 and come back at 9.

done

Aitch said...

'i'm at work at 8"

You want a medal?

BLUE said...

still need somebody to set me up as an admin for LOV so I can post tomorrow.

ben@tuckertown.com

do it

BLUE said...

or we're going to get drivel tomorrow.


Aitch said...

Sent

Keef said...

i'm at work at 8


Wow. You're a fucking hero. How do you do it?

Vice Presidente said...

I'm at work at 6:30, then i go to the gym at 8 and come back at 9.

done

gross

Keef said...

Hitting the home stretch, Keith.



Pretty much. Tem is like 3 weeks ahead of me I think

Vice Presidente said...

"Wow. You're a fucking hero. How do you do it?"

you called me out

i responded

Keef said...

gross


IT'S CALLED DEDICATION. LOOK IT UP!

Meiz said...

I can't wait for the baby picture explosion.

s

Keef said...

you called me out

i responded



Because blue wants to work out and he does it. Something you can't do

Vice Presidente said...

i do it

Vice Presidente said...

just not everyday

Vice Presidente said...

i ran yesterday morning, bright and early

Meiz said...

Started the garden last night. More tedious than I expected. My shakes were prominent.

Vice Presidente said...

so in your face i guess

Keef said...

i ran yesterday morning, bright and early




heroic

Meiz said...

If you see somebody in Brooklyn running, it's just wise to follow suit, no?

Vice Presidente said...

"heroic"

this game is dumb

Vice Presidente said...

"If you see somebody in Brooklyn running, it's just wise to follow suit, no?"

depends, hysterical running yes

tem said...

"Nothing better than a great ass in yoga pants. "

i would say a great ass with nothing on is better.

Aitch said...

"If you see somebody in Brooklyn running, it's just wise to follow suit, no?"

No. They're usually being chased by a cop

Aitch said...

"hysterical running"

What makes running funny?

Keef said...

hysterical doesn't have to be funny

Vice Presidente said...

hysterical has more than one meaning Mr. Great SAT Score guy

Aitch said...

"I would say a great ass with nothing on is better"

There is an echo in here

Vice Presidente said...

rare i2i with my nemesis

Aitch said...

"hysterical doesn't have to be funny"

I'm aware. I was ball busting. Seems an odd word choice. I'd have used panicked running.

Keef said...

Mr. Great SAT Score guy




LOLLERSKATES

Aitch said...

"Mr. Great SAT Score guy"

Hater.

And as Keith pointed out, a lot of good it did me.

BLUE said...

why gross.

i typically work out at lunch time...but wanted to see the jiggly chick

BLUE said...

"Sent"

thanks H

Aitch said...

De nada

Keef said...

H is bi

Vice Presidente said...

"why gross."

whatta gotta shower in the gym

Keef said...

whatta gotta shower in the gym



What gym doesn't have showers?

Meiz said...

We speak ENGLISH in 'murrica.

Meiz said...

"What gym doesn't have showers?"

Doosh Bank, evidently.

BLUE said...

of course the gym has showers, and nice ones ta boot

BLUE said...

they have deodorant and mouthwash and everything

Vice Presidente said...

fancy that

Vice Presidente said...

i dont do gyms

my workouts are more "urban"

BLUE said...

sleeping in your bed is not "urban"

tem said...

"When are the LOV babies due again?"

6-8

tem said...

"There is an echo in here"
ketching up

Aitch said...

Fucking EP

Keef said...

sleeping in your bed is not "urban"



HA

Keef said...

i dont do gyms



Probably a good call. Spending $50/month to do nothing would be retarded

BLUE said...

company pays for gym for me

Vice Presidente said...

sleeping in your bed is not "urban"


doing chinups in a local park is

YOUR A BEAST HOW DO YOU DO IT
/keef

Vice Presidente said...

keef would use the correct You're

Keef said...

I wouldn't say that

Keef said...

yes, I would use the correct spelting*

Keef said...

McDonald's is a BEAST. Your* just a hero

Vice Presidente said...

"Spending $50/month to do nothing would be retarded"

or even if i went it would be retarded

i have a free gym only policy

BLUE said...

how's that six pack coming along?

Keef said...

They don't sell 6 packs at the free gym

tem said...

gym here is $10.68 a month.

tem said...

fuck $50

BLUE said...

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."

hilarity

BLUE said...

fucking Iran

Aitch said...

I'm willing to tolerate the occasional earthquake for promiscuous women

Vice Presidente said...

"how's that six pack coming along?"

in the mail, ordered that cage thing

Vice Presidente said...

I'm willing to tolerate the occasional earthquake for promiscuous women


slummer
/meiz

Aitch said...

Did you guys hear about the SUNY professor who is questioning whether the Boston police used excessive force on suspect #1?

Jugdish said...

Started the garden last night. More tedious than I expected. My shakes were prominent.



I can't wait for the plant picture explosion.

s

BLUE said...

too bad meiz doesn't have a weekly spot anymore, or we could have some suite garden updates

Aitch said...

I'd like to be,
On a balcony,
In an Andy Meiz's garden,
In the shade

tem said...

"Did you guys hear about the SUNY professor who is questioning whether the Boston police used excessive force on suspect #1?"

no

BLUE said...

""Did you guys hear about the SUNY professor who is questioning whether the Boston police used excessive force on suspect #1?""

they aren't the ones who drove over him with a car

Aitch said...

^that^

Keef said...

They should use excessive force on that professor's face

Vice Presidente said...

fucking professors

Meiz said...

"I can't wait for the plant picture explosion."

It will be my counterstrike to the baby pictures.

Keef said...

my plants are my babies


/mize

Vice Presidente said...

babies are great

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

new yags* uniforms

Aitch said...

I like them

Keef said...

Black on black unis are getting old

Meiz said...

Black on black looks awful

Meiz said...

I enjoy Pirate Flag

Keef said...

new yags* uniforms



We all have internets & TV, jug

/mize

BLUE said...

seventh woods


illegitimate sun of tiger

Keef said...

tem
Your name/pic is I suck

Keef said...

illegitimate sun of tiger



whatta gotta moon?

BLUE said...

looks like a cnp to me

BLUE said...

i can't be held responsible for how you interpret the word sun

Vice Presidente said...

fake AP tweet caused a flash crash in the Dow

Keef said...

The widow of suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev is "doing everything she can to assist with the investigation," of the Boston Marathon bombing, attorney Amato DeLuca said in a statement Tuesday.
Katherine Russell last saw her husband Thursday, just hours before he died in a gun battle with police, according to a source close to the family. She was handing off her 2-year-old daughter to stay with him while she went to work, the source said.



Kind of curious what he did with the 2 year old before he carjacked that dude

BLUE said...

"Kind of curious what he did with the 2 year old before he carjacked that dude"

yeah, and how does she not notice that the dude in all the news crap is her husband?

BLUE said...

I mean, they live in cambridge, she knew there was a bombing right, wasn't she scared, glued to the TV to find out what was going on?

BLUE said...

plus if she's an "in home aide" don't you think them old folks would have been talking about it and she would have seen his picture on TV

Keef said...

Some Republicans have called for him to be treated as an enemy combatant, and tried in a military commission.
Tsarnaev, 19, is a naturalized American citizen of Chechen origin. White House press secretary Jay Carney said that American citizens cannot under law be tried in military commissions


Smat* Republicans

Vice Presidente said...

fuck this dumb bitch

Keef said...

yeah, and how does she not notice that the dude in all the news crap is her husband?



I think it said she dropped of the kid to him in the morning. I don't think they released the pics until later that afternoon

Keef said...

off*

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

College Football Playoff will be the new name of the four-team playoff, which begins after the 2014 regular season, sources told ESPN.




Wow. Pretty imaginative.

Jugdish said...

the sad thing is they probably had a meeting to discuss that

Vice Presidente said...

cavs rehire mike brown

Vice Presidente said...

pshychology behind living in nyc

BLUE said...

its the Bowl Championship Series College Football Playoff Association of Collegiate Athletics

BLUE said...

"pshychology behind living in nyc"

whatta say about Jersey

Vice Presidente said...

jersey sucks

Vice Presidente said...

my whole family is there now

every time is see them they ask me about moving out there

BLUE said...

jersey shore makes it look appealing

Jugdish said...

it turns out that living in New York is actually a relative bargain for the wealthy.




stop it

Vice Presidente said...

jersey shore is kind of nice

Jugdish said...

The average manicure, for example, is about $3 cheaper in New York City than in each of the rest of the top 10 biggest cities in the United States.


this is the only thing i find appealing about nyc

/mize

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Aitch said...

"I don't think they released the pics until later that afternoon"

Correct. They released the picture around 5 p.m.

Keef said...

Leave it to Mr. Great SAT Score guy to fill in the details



Meiz said...

Just killing time until this Breer's game

Meiz said...

Thanks for standing by your word on the domain name, wHeasel.

Jugdish said...

did you renew .net?

Jugdish said...

maybe we can get sonsofkc back

Jugdish said...

watching elway to marino 30 for 30

Meiz said...

"did you renew .net?"

Yes, in March.

Meiz said...

sonsofkc redirects

Jugdish said...

Yes, in March

i need to read the newsletter.

s


ive never paid for the renewal. can you send it to me next time around?

Aitch said...

I just sent it from my online banking. You should have it Monday, Meiz. Totally slipped my mind. But no one will believe that.

Jugdish said...

i believe you

Meiz said...

I was just giving you a hard time

Jugdish said...

anyone gonna be on here during round 1 of the draft on thursday?

Meiz said...

I'll be here

Jugdish said...

suite...

Keef said...

I'll be somewhere

Keef said...

NCAA is advanced.

Keef said...

TOSU vs Sconnie this week

Keef said...

Bold

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