Monday, April 08, 2013

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154 comments:

Aitch said...

Well played, Spiff

Vice Presidente said...

that's a big face

BLUE said...

no starvin marvin that's my pot pie

BLUE said...

bitches be crazy

Vice Presidente said...

congrats Clippers, took what? 30 years? to simply win the division

Vice Presidente said...

KNICKS.

Keef said...

Knicks would be the #6 seed in the west

Vice Presidente said...

and? that matters to me how?

Keef said...

Their conference sucks

Jugdish said...

Suite post

Vice Presidente said...

kim jon un had a perfect bracket

Vice Presidente said...

"Their conference sucks"

still waiting on that how part

Vice Presidente said...

you dont even like basketball so clamp it

BLUE said...

"Their conference sucks"

They're*

/ep

BLUE said...

"Their conference sucks"

*there

/ep

BLUE said...

knicks are hot right now. You have to be a good team to go into OKC and win, period

BLUE said...

they can make some noise in the east

probably still can't beat the heat though

Vice Presidente said...

east conf finals or bust is basically the approach

Steve said...

Alba

You're welcome!

Aitch said...

I'll say thanks for the Alba

Vice Presidente said...

blocked

Keef said...

France's last execution via guillotine was in 1977.

Keef said...

April is National Grilled Cheese Month

Aitch said...

H is not a fan of grilled cheese

Keef said...

the fuck

Vice Presidente said...

yeah the fuck, even the commie loves them

Vice Presidente said...

nebraska spring game with the kid scoring the td was great

Keef said...

Yeah that was awesome

Vice Presidente said...

there is a 14 year old at the Masters?

Keef said...

There are probably kids younger than that. There are thousands of people there

Keef said...

Went 4-4 with 2 HR & 2 doubles in kickball yesterday. DET

Vice Presidente said...

toe blaster

Keef said...

you don't kick with your toe

BAAAA said...

"April is National Grilled Cheese Month"


Zorseshit. My calendar doesn't say that.

BAAAA said...

"H is not a fan of grilled cheese"

Zorseshit here, too. All fatsos love grilled cheese. The cheap shit and the gourmet shit. All of it.

BAAAA said...

I don't like tacos.

/H

Keef said...

Former Rutgers athletic director Tim Pernetti is getting $1.2 million in salary, plus an iPad, car allowance and more than two years of health insurance coverage under a settlement agreement.



Good deal

Keef said...

I can't eat chicken on the bone

/mize

BAAAA said...

Cheeseburgers are blah.

/H

Keef said...

What kind of sick fuck does that?

/mize

BAAAA said...

"I can't eat chicken on the bone

/mize"

I just prefer it boneless. I had a rotisserie chicken this weekend. Can't pass up the $4.99 bird for weekend meals.

Aitch said...

I enjoy tacos and cheeseburgers. I do not like grilled cheese. Sue me

Keef said...

I had a rotisserie chicken this weekend.


Buy one of those premade salad packs. Get a rotisserie chicken and take all the meat off and trow* it on the salad. Then smother it in SW ranch dressing. Your* welcome.

BAAAA said...

Not a fan of creamy dressings

Vice Presidente said...

gross

tem said...

"Former Rutgers athletic director Tim Pernetti is getting $1.2 million in salary, plus an iPad, car allowance and more than two years of health insurance coverage under a settlement agreement.

Good deal"

mine is better /jug's neice

BAAAA said...

"gross"

And sounds greasy

BLUE said...

so you hate flavor...that's fine

BAAAA said...

Speaking of grilled cheese, I just scored a 5lber of american cheese for $5. Lots of grilled cheese and eggs in my future.

Keef said...

sounds greasy

BAAAA said...

It is.

Keef said...

I want to make those ravioli things with the egg in the middle

Vice Presidente said...

my afternoon is shaping up to be pretty shitty

Vice Presidente said...

Uova de Ravialo

something like that

BAAAA said...

Sounds like Axford is out of the ridiculous "closer" role. RRR wouldn't comment on it today.

Keef said...

You wouldn't think "closer" was a made up term if your team ever had a closer who was worth a shit

BAAAA said...

Defined bullpen roles are stupid

Keef said...

Unless you have a lights out guy at the end of the game

BAAAA said...

"Unless you have a lights out guy at the end of the game"

and only a handful of teams have that

Keef said...

So are you saying there shouldn't be any defined BP roles at all, or just that teams who have sketchy relievers shouldn't have defined roles

Keef said...

Should Tark really be in the HoF?

Keef said...

The extra pitcher the Brewers decided they had to have gave them a 13-man staff. That is, in analytical terms, Bonkerstown. Let's forget for a moment that 12-man staffs are already excessive, that inevitably the 12th man is some scrub who does little more than sop up empty innings when the score gets out of hand. That the days of the ace pinch-hitter have all but vanished, leaving teams with two or three situational relievers who can succeed only in very specific circumstances and in very short bursts, with few to zero useful bats available in reserve as a result. That carrying gigantic pitching staffs is even worse in the National League, where having a pitcher's spot in the order requires a deeper and better bench, one populated by players who can actually hit, field, and run. The real killer in all this is that it's April, the month that offers a day off in each of the first four weeks, with little to no wear and tear on the pitchers' arms yet because, you know, it's April. That the Brewers set up their roster this way on purpose is infuriating and flabbergasting.



mize is probably shaking his head

Vice Presidente said...

sure why not everyone gets in that one

BAAAA said...

"So are you saying there shouldn't be any defined BP roles at all, or just that teams who have sketchy relievers shouldn't have defined roles"

No defined roles at all, save for maybe the long/mop up guy/6th starter. There is more than enough data available to tell the manager what pitcher to use during every situation that arises.

BAAAA said...

"or just that teams who have sketchy relievers shouldn't have defined roles"

Every team is loaded with sketchy RPs. Remember, every pitcher started as a Starter. The guys in the pen couldn't hack it, so they got stuck in the bullpen.

Keef said...

There is more than enough data available to tell the manager what pitcher to use during every situation that arises.



I don't like looking at data that includes what happened 5 years ago to tell a manager what pitcher to use today.

Keef said...

I'm not saying that data isn't useful. But it can be skewed, obviously

tem said...

"Should Tark really be in the HoF?"

spencer haywood too right?

Keef said...

I'm ok with having defined roles if you have the guys in place that can fill the role. Like with Cincy, I like having Broxton for the 8th and Chapman for the 9th.

Keef said...

spencer haywood too right?



He got punked

BAAAA said...

"I don't like looking at data that includes what happened 5 years ago to tell a manager what pitcher to use today."

So use data from the last 2 years.

Keef said...

So use data from the last 2 years.



I agree it can be helpful. But that data doesn't tell me how that pitcher's arm is feeling today

BAAAA said...

"I don't like looking at data that includes what happened 5 years ago to tell a manager what pitcher to use today."


My favorite team's manager is a moron.

BAAAA said...

"I agree it can be helpful. But that data doesn't tell me how that pitcher's arm is feeling today"

See, there's the difference. You go by the old ways of doing things.

If I have a guy with an arm that isn't right, he better fucking tell me.

Keef said...

My favorite team's manager is a moron.



True story

Keef said...

If I have a guy with an arm that isn't right, he better fucking tell me.


But that's what I'm saying. If he tells you he's not feeling it today or whatever, no data in the world is going to help you. Also, if that guy has been roughed up over the last 5 or 6 outings, 2 years of data probably won't help either.

BAAAA said...

Interesting question I just heard on the radio. Is FB the new phone number?

BAAAA said...

"True story"

So you should understand why many of us think we need to take critical decision making out of the equation.

People thought Billy Beane was crazy, too.

Vice Presidente said...

i know right

Keef said...

So you should understand why many of us think we need to take critical decision making out of the equation.



I have no faith in Dusty Baker, either. But if a guy is defined by a role in the 'pen, and he's successful in that role, I'd feel more comfortable with that than by looking at data to make a decision. Kinda goes in line with the whole "I'd rather lose using my best stuff than by trying to be cute"

Keef said...

Either way, if it fails, you're going to have people criticizing what you do

Keef said...

I'm gonna be rooting for L'ville like it's my job tonight.

tem said...

which job? job 1 or job 2?

tem said...

because i think you probably just go through the motions at Home Depot

Keef said...

either

tem said...

i mean, i think it is just extra income to pay some bills and save...i don't think you really put alot of effort into it.

tem said...

so you are just going to go through the motions of rooting?

BLUE said...

i'll be rooting for the michigan whatever their mascot is

Keef said...

because i think you probably just go through the motions at Home Depot



I don't. I would love to because I hate it there. But I work as hard there as any yob* I've had. I'd rather bust my ass and hate it there than just show up and have people there think that I'm not doing my job.

Keef said...

i mean, i think it is just extra income to pay some bills and save...i don't think you really put alot of effort into it.



It is just extra income. I'm not looking to make a career out of it. But noone can say I don't put a lot of effort into it.

Keef said...

We have a review every 6 months. There are a bunch of categories and then an overall score. I is the worse*, V is the middle, and O is the top. Every review there I've had an O.

ns

BAAAA said...

Soul crushing comment of the day comes in the form of a reply to me regarding Axford being removed.

"He's probably been moved to 8th inning guy so he can still get his two innings in without going to extra frames"

Keef said...

hilarity

BAAAA said...

"We have a review every 6 months."

This surprises me considering the ridiculous pre-employment questionnaire.

Keef said...

This surprises me considering the ridiculous pre-employment questionnaire.


Yeah it's a little redonk.

Vice Presidente said...

fucking mr. home depot over here

Keef said...

It's fucking retail. I would imagine that 50% of the people they hire don't last until the first review

Vice Presidente said...

retail is awful

Keef said...

TWHNBS

Vice Presidente said...

who the fuck was that reggie jackson on OKC running around hitting shot after shot?

Vice Presidente said...

that team reminds me of Dantoni's Suns

they aint winning a ship* IMO

Vice Presidente said...

"The next Xbox is rumored to be announced May 21st"

i'm in

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

xbox by July

Vice Presidente said...

woke up early to go for a yog*
(whatever)

ate a bowl of frosted flakes instead

BAAAA said...

"Yeah it's a little redonk."

I've done it 1 or 2 times, and I have no idea how to answer the questions.

Keef said...

I meant the review every 6 months is redonk. I don't remember having an issue with the online questionnaire

BAAAA said...

Either way, I feel like every answer on that thing is the wrong answer.

Keef said...

That's how they get you

Keef said...

Goddman

ToddPacker said...

"I'm gonna be rooting for L'ville like it's my job tonight."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

so you'll just be going through the motions. Got it.

/tem

Vice Presidente said...

how did Matta lose out on a Trey Burke?

BAAAA said...

There are multiple Trey Burkes?

Vice Presidente said...

fucking google being a smartass i google a phrase with your in it and they say

"don't you mean YOU'RE"?


assholes

BAAAA said...

Did you seriously google "your welcome"? You can trust us when we correct you.

Keef said...

how did Matta lose out on a Trey Burke?



Burke was on DP last week. I think he said tOSU didn't recruit him that heavily

BLUE said...

thad matta prefers to not win championships, that's why

BLUE said...

keep the expectations low

Keef said...

I'm just happy that Deshaun Thomas is leaving early

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

cj fair almost beat michigan by himself

Keef said...

How does the national player of the year only get 2 points in a nat'l semifinal game?

Vice Presidente said...

2-3 zone

Vice Presidente said...

are you saying he has a fake dead girlfriend?

Keef said...

2-3 zone



Stop it.

Keef said...

2-3 zone doesn't hold the "national player of the year" to 2 points

Vice Presidente said...

it just did

in your face

Vice Presidente said...

anyhoo he will go off tonight and they will hail to the victor

Vice Presidente said...

full court press my nuts

Keef said...

bet?

BLUE said...

"How does the national player of the year only get 2 points in a nat'l semifinal game?"


which national player of the year are you talking about?

BLUE said...

because Trey Burke THE national player of the year scored 7 points

BLUE said...

but yeah that zone really pushed those guys deep

twss

Keef said...

because Trey Burke THE national player of the year scored 7 points



OIC. I heard 2 pts on the radio. I was duped

Keef said...

mize & tem, play ncaa

BAAAA said...

Ugh. I had a ROUGH afternoon. Bossman probably won't be too pleased in the morning.

BAAAA said...

I don't think I want to play football anymore.

Keef said...

BYE

BLUE said...

They keep referring to a non-existent Michigan team from 1993.

According to the NCAA they don't exist


Guess those "penalties" we're real effective

BLUE said...

SPIKE!!!!!

BLUE said...

fear the beard, i guess

BLUE said...

damn that was quick

BLUE said...

welp

BLUE said...

very fab 5ish

Jugdish said...

According to the NCAA they don't exist



like closers

/mize

Vice Presidente said...

morning

Jugdish said...

Cleveland's new manager said he got lost Monday making the two-block walk from his apartment to the ballpark for the Indians' home opener against the New York Yankees.



oops

Jugdish said...

sadderday

Vice Presidente said...

i want you to STAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Keef said...

Don't like that song

Vice Presidente said...

i just like that part

BLUE said...

pretty cool that they lowered the hoop so Kevin Ware could cut down the net

tem said...

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