Friday, March 29, 2013

Yo, you got the juice now, man.

Nationals
Reds
Dodgers
Braves (WC)

Jays
Tigers
Angels
Indians (WC)

Dodgers win pennant.  Tigers win pennant.

Tigers finally win World Series.

Football preview next.

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#1 cause of death in America of black males age 15-34, again AGE 15-34!!!!! is other black men shooting them with a gun. 

Just need to throw that out there, sick and tired of people acting like black people don't suck sometimes.  Like we have a stop and frisk policy for this very reason and yes it's borderline unconstitutional but the beaurocrats don't just draw this shit up out of nowhere they base it on statistics.

When will we be able to honestly talk about race?  Never?
White people are ok saying some white people suck.

I recall during the og Obama campaign he was talking about kids with no daddies and the stat is like 70% higher in black communities than white and he actually noted that and Jesse Jackson got all hot about it like hey man don't talk about the negro like that even though O B is half negro.  They can't even handle it.  they can't even handle crticism within thier own race.

I have no idea why I'm talking about this.

Might as well go full tilt.

fuck it gays if you want to get married by all means get married.....no sweat off my sac... bethca the divorce rate goes up, they think marriage is bliss or something?
(just dont be buttfucking in the streets bro)

Fuck all that shit anyway who has time to be worried about the faggots next store.  Mad busy yo.

Fucking April already.

Listen = Silent

MIND BLOWN.

Enjoy Peter Cottontail motherfuckers.  Jesus loves you even though you don't love him back.

PEEPS.

193 comments:

Aitch said...

Once again, EP forgets that there are now 2 wildcard spots.

ToddPacker said...

ep drunk posts are grate*

Vice Presidente said...

im not acknowleding the two wc


it's silly

Vice Presidente said...

yeah it got out of hand last night

beer wine then tequilla

Aitch said...

im not acknowleding* that I made a mistake.

*fixed

Aitch said...

Thank you for not making a dickhead comment on my post, Keith. NS.

Keef said...

Come on, bro. Give me a little credit

Aitch said...

Well, sometimes when I think I've seen the full scooe of your As.ness, you prove me wrong. So ya never know...

Aitch said...

*scope

BLUE said...

didnt' realize h posted

Meiz said...

I think I'm done with a delightfully immature email exchange this morning.

Meiz said...

Dispatcher: My truck has been there since 530A for this 6A delivery appt.

Bossman: He'll be leaving soon

Dispatcher: FYI… your dock did not open until 7A and they said they do not take 6A appts.

Me: This is correct. The form you fill out to request an appointment states that.

Dispatcher: Then how did I get a 6A appt time?

Me: You didn’t get a 6:00 appointment. We have to assume the form gets read when it’s filled out. Our hours are stated on the form.

Meiz said...

Good times. I was just going to keep going in circles.


I know this is riveting stuff

Vice Presidente said...

choc chip pancakes booooyyyyyy

BLUE said...

i liked mize's story

Meiz said...

"choc chip pancakes booooyyyyyy"

It's the only way I'll eat pancakes. And drenched in syrup.

Aitch said...

"didnt' realize h posted"

Facebook

Vice Presidente said...

its amazing the things you could do with a combination of flour, water, eggs

BLUE said...

"its amazing the things you could do with a combination of flour, water, eggs"

and chocolate chips apparently

Meiz said...

And the sap of a maple tree

tem said...

i think he got a 6A appt.

Keef said...

It's impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Keef said...

Dodgers aren't gonna make the playoffs

BLUE said...

"Dodgers aren't gonna make the playoffs"

bet?

Keef said...

Well, sometimes when I think I've seen the full scooe of your As.ness, you prove me wrong. So ya never know...



Stop it.

Keef said...

bet?



sure

Keef said...

wait, what just happened

Keef said...

I'm gonna get fuckt* by them being the 2nd WC team probably

Keef said...

They definitely aren't winning the west

tem said...

"'s impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time"

jug's neice does it all the time

Meiz said...

More adventures in appointment scheduling.


"I'd like to schedule for after 11:30"

I need a more specific time than that.

"12:00 noon"

We don't take noon appointments, we go to lunch at noon until 12:30. The request form says that right on it.

Meiz said...

Feel the excitement!

BLUE said...

"They definitely aren't winning the west"

bet?

Keef said...

bet?



ok. we'll bet this one. Not the playoff one

Keef said...

mize is the delivery nazi

Meiz said...

"mize is a* delivery nazi"


Mize's bossman is The delivery nazi.

BLUE said...

"ok. we'll bet this one. Not the playoff one"

done and done

Vice Presidente said...

fucking read the form guy

Keef said...

done and done



Let's make this a tangible bet

Meiz said...

$1000

Meiz said...

"fucking read the form guy"

Not reading the form destroyed this country's economy.

Vice Presidente said...

so did your face

Keef said...

This Doug Gottlieb crap is so dumb. People need to relax

tem said...

"Doug Gottlieb"

when he made his white guy joke or something else?

Vice Presidente said...

what did that square do

Keef said...

when he made his white guy joke or something else?


Yeah. So dumb

BLUE said...

"when he made his white guy joke or something else?"


yes, he is racist

Meiz said...

I don't think that's a big deal. A black guy could say that on a panel where he's the only black guy, and people would just be like "Yep". Happens all the time.

Keef said...

If it was 4 white dudes on the set and Barkley said "I'm just here to bring the black guy's perspective", nobody would say anything.

Keef said...

mize knows

Meiz said...

I was unaware of this alleged "flap" up until I googled the guy 3 minutes ago

Keef said...

I was unaware of this alleged "flap" up until I googled the guy 3 minutes ago



Gottlieb was on DP whilst I was driving to work this morning

BLUE said...

what if gottlieb had said, "i'm here to bring the perspective of someone who had 2 parents"

BLUE said...

or i'm here to bring the perspective of a non gun owner

Keef said...

what if

BLUE said...

it if what it if

Keef said...

so about that bet

BLUE said...

now kardashian wants to name her kid "easton"

Keef said...

"easton"



GTFO

Keef said...

we're gonna name our kid Tyranno

Vice Presidente said...

stop it

BLUE said...

that's a good one

didn't realize you were pregnant...congrats


/lp

Keef said...

I'm not. I'm just fat

Vice Presidente said...

dodgers have a ton of hitting they will be up there, think they win west too

BLUE said...

plus they have CLAYTON

Keef said...

dodgers have a ton of hitting


A ton?

Keef said...

Verlander got paid

Keef said...

Dodgers have Kemp, Either (health risk), and Agonz. Crawford is a question mark. Hanley is out for a few months and has a hand injury, which is always sketchy when they return. After that, their lineup is a ::flank stare::

BLUE said...

that makes Kate very happy

BLUE said...

3-4-5 will be a terror for teams

crawford is better than anyone else they had, and han-ram is out until mid-may..i'd say that's plenty of time for them to have a 1-5 group of hitters that are plus hitters

Keef said...

After Kershaw, the starting pitching isn't great, either. Greinke's #s have gone down since '08-'09. After that, they have Beckett, Billingsley, and some Korean guy. And they gave like $8/mil a year to Brandon League to be their closer. Brandon League.

Meiz said...

The chefs put out a big ass spread today. I went with Pangasius, Perch, Cod, micro green salad with a sundried balsamic dressing, and had my first ever crab cake.

Keef said...

3-4-5 will be a terror for teams


Terror? Either is a slightly above average hitter.

Meiz said...

Closers aren't things

Keef said...

Take away Either's 2009 season, and he's never had a season with more than 23 HR or 90 RBI

Meiz said...

I'd say Ethier is a well above average hitter, and he sure does get a ton of PAs for an "injury risk"

Keef said...

I'd say Ethier is a well above average hitter, and he sure does get a ton of PAs for an "injury risk"


He averages about 143 games a year

Keef said...

Closers aren't things



LA's depth chart page on WWL lists Brandon League as their Closer

Meiz said...

"He averages about 143 games a year"

That's a full season. Guys get that much rest all the time.

BLUE said...

ethier is a career .290 hitter, and he plays at Chavez Ravine, so it doesn't help his power numbers

Keef said...

Guys get that much rest all the time.



not "well above average" players

Keef said...

and he plays at Chavez Ravine, so it doesn't help his power numbers



So you just made an argument that AGonz's production is gonna decline. Thanks.

BLUE said...

production is all relative right?

a guy who hits 30HRs and has 100RBIs at the little league park in Cincy is average. He hits 20HRs and has 85rbis at a big boy park.

Vice Presidente said...

had my first ever crab cake.

where have you been

Meiz said...

He's never had an OPS+ under 105

His K rate's a little high, and he doesn't walk all that much

His BABIP has been pretty tremendous for his career, which says he hits a lot of liners

Meiz said...

"not "well above average" players"

Why did you change my words? I said hitter.

Vice Presidente said...

didnt know keef hated the Dodgers

Vice Presidente said...

that boy has so much hate inside him

serious who hurt you?

Vice Presidente said...

greinke going to be great this year, laid back LA, Padres-Giants light hitting teams.....pitchers park

Keef said...

Why did you change my words? I said hitter.



I did not change your words. I didn't put player in the quotes.

Keef said...

didnt know keef hated the Dodgers



Look at what they've done. Spent a shitton of money and brought in a lot of guys who were great a few years ago and then got paid. So just because they've got a $240 million payroll they should be penciled in as the division winners?

Meiz said...

In fact, after looking at his advanced metrics, Andre Ethier is a much better hitter than I had ever given him credit for.

Meiz said...

"that boy has so much hate inside him"

He does. It's true.

Keef said...

that boy has so much hate inside him



So because I am not buying into the hype of a team who just brought in a bunch of new guys for a ton of money, I'm full of hate?

Keef said...

greinke going to be great this year, laid back LA, Padres-Giants light hitting teams.....pitchers park



I think he's on the decline. He won't finish in the top 10 for Cy Young

BLUE said...

yes, that is a hater

Keef said...

He does. It's true.



OK pot

BLUE said...

keith gammons over here

Keef said...

I really don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to sports, though. LP told me that.

Meiz said...

Your team doesn't even play in the NL West(allegedly). Why care?

Keef said...

I just made a comment that I didn't think they'd win the west.

Keef said...

allegedly


here we go

tem said...

haters abound

Keef said...

now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play a game of PBA

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Fucking pit bulls

Meiz said...

"Fucking pit bulls"

But really, it's not the breed, it's the owners.


/butthurt pit owners

Keef said...

exactly

Meiz said...

My friends have had dogs all their lives, and decided to get a pit bull. It was well behaved & trained and whatnot. Then, one day it mauled a poodle.

tem said...

sounds like the poodles problem

Meiz said...

Yogurt's been on fire lately. Picked up a case for $3 last week and just snagged a case of Light & Fit strawberry for $2 today.

BLUE said...

posey got paid

Meiz said...

Now that's how you piss away money.

Meiz said...

They better move that boy to 1b asaptually

BLUE said...

they should just use him as a DH

BLUE said...

fucking romo got paid.

what is this, pay everyone before easter day?

Keef said...

It's good friday

Keef said...

has anyone played week 5 yet?

Keef said...

I'll answer that question. Just me

tem said...

i did not. i thought about it but COD was in the x box and not football.

Keef said...

I'm gonna go to BEAST and get an ice cream cone

BLUE said...

i'll play week 5 tonight...i keep meaning to play, and then the wife keeps offering up favors to get me to come to bed.

Keef said...

that is an acceptable excuse

Keef said...

wait, you had sex on a Tuesday night?

/mize

Meiz said...

That's blue's wife, not some barhag ho.

Keef said...

who cares

BLUE said...

yeah, maybe she is though

Meiz said...

I guess the thirsty ones are willing to go to lengths I'm not. I'm too old to be going out and fucking a walking ashtray with a domestic charge on a week night.

Keef said...

I'm too old to be going out and fucking a walking ashtray with a domestic charge on a week night.


I'm gonna nominate this for TOTPM

Meiz said...

Put that gospel up there

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

I've been here for a while. Nothing to say.

Meiz said...

TEM

ELLE MACPHERSON IS NOW 50.

Keef said...

csil just posted some pics on her FB. In a few of them it's her and her boy. He's got a Volcom shirt on. That's awesome. I didn't know people still wore those.

Meiz said...

Volcom is flank steak for me

tem said...

Volcom flank stare here too.

tem said...

I've taken to calling cmtem's rack "the twin cities"

Meiz said...

Atta boy

tem said...

Damn trey burke. Nice.

Meiz said...

Who's actually going to be there for the keeper draft tomorrow?

tem said...

There is a keeper league?

tem said...

What time is the draft?

Meiz said...

9:30 ET. I can probably move it earlier, but I wanted to accommodate the west coasters, too.

Meiz said...

You'll just be hanging out at home with your pregnant wife anyway

Keef said...

I'm going to sushi happy hour with cmk at like 6 tomorrow

BLUE said...

Pregnant women can't eat sushi

Meiz said...

"I'm going to sushi happy hour with cmk at like 6 tomorrow"


I don't know what that means

Meiz said...

Pregnant women can't eat sushi

/LP

Keef said...

There are some sushi rolls they can eat

Keef said...

I don't know what that means



I won't be drafting

tem said...

I'll be at church

Keef said...

Remember when tem went to church in Vegas?

Aitch said...

It had me shook

Keef said...

Yeah, totally random

Meiz said...

"I'll be at church"

What the fuck? At 9:30 at night? I don't support this behavior.

Meiz said...

This motherfucker deluxe wants to know who everybody's keepers are, before the draft. I'll post his phone number if you want to text him a few pleasantries.

Meiz said...

And I'll be trying again since the stress of the parents house is gone now.

Meiz said...

"It had me shook"

I was sleep doe.

Keef said...

Who's played week 5 besides me?

Keef said...

Oh right. Noone

kod said...

Caution, woe ahead....65 plus hour workweeks throughout March and now a kodvorce to boot. Heres to hoping for a better April, and to be back with a vengeance on lov when I get a new computer, which broke today.

Keef said...

What the fuck

Keef said...

Not cool

Meiz said...

boooooooo

Meiz said...

Or yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

kod said...

Yeah, it was very amicable at least, Its tough, but I think better for us both in the long run

Meiz said...

Man. That married shit just isn't for me. Chin up doe.

Keef said...

I should buy Reckitt Benckiser stock

Keef said...

TOSU looks good

ToddPacker said...

Thad was pretty pissed at that bs call before half

ToddPacker said...

sas about the kodvorse. sorry to hear that, kod

tem said...

Wtf?

tem said...

Kodvorce is sad news. Church late is easter vigil.

Keef said...

Thad was pretty pissed at that bs call before half



It was a bs call. But he should be more pissed about Wichita out efforting tOSU

Keef said...

Fucking take it to the hole every time. Fuck this 3 point bullshit

Keef said...

Maybe grab a rebound, too

ToddPacker said...

tOSU will comeback and win this game easily

Keef said...

Shut up

Keef said...

Refs have fallen not whistle mode

Keef said...

FU better win tomorrow

ToddPacker said...

"FU better win tomorrow"

Michigan is gonna crush Florida

Meiz said...

My team is the best

Meiz said...

Set it and forget it

Keef said...

I like my offense. My pitching sucks

Keef said...

In my $ league, so dude offered me Votto & Lester for Cabrera & Strasburg. I laughed heartily

Meiz said...

Fucking Jug.

Couldn't wait for lent to be over so he could fb post about jesus.

Keef said...

That broken leg was gross

ToddPacker said...

"That broken leg was gross"

horrible.... both games today made me sick

Keef said...

Your face makes me sick

Meiz said...

Just had a mean ass draft. Got one in an hour & a quarter again

BLUE said...

Broken leg video was pretty awful, much like lattimores but this was worse because he tried to pick the leg up . Just watching the rection on the sideline is priceless

tem said...

Not gonna watch the leg vid. And Maryland tried to fuck me in NCAA but I escaped.

Keef said...

Just watching the rection on the sideline is priceless


This. And the guy who inbounded the ball

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