Wednesday, March 27, 2013

#Winning



Tiger Woo is the Charlie Sheen of Golf.

Roughly 10 games left in the NBA regular season. Then 3 months of playoffs..."CAN'T WAIT"

Manti Te'0 is still slow. If drafted in the 1st round, (AHIIK) he would be the slowest linebacker taken in the 1st round in the last 4 years...even slower than Courtney Upshaw who moves like he's in quicksand.

So the city of Sacramento really wants to keep the Kings. I get it. I'm from there, I still have family there. I loved the kings when I lived there, the Mitch Richmond days. I don't really want them to move, but i'm torn. I think Seattle got a raw deal, and Sacramento really isn't a big enough market to be an NBA city. But...they know people iwth deep pockets. It should be interesting. The family I have in Sac-town, really couldn't care less if the Kings left.

I watch too much HGTV. They have some shows on there that just hook me in and make me want to be in real estate. But real estate sucks.

Supreme Court alledgedly has a sense of humor. Who knew? They get to decide something or the other about gay marriages. I say, who gives a shit, it's not like traditional marriage has been that successful lately.

I think it would be pretty suite to be a supreme court justice. you can just say shit and nobody can call you on it.

I hope Justin Bieber has an MC Hammer type fall from grace.

138 comments:

Jugdish said...

good morning again

BLUE said...

morning

to you as well

BLUE said...

"of course...probably getting a new vehicle this year."

pickemup trucks never die

Jugdish said...

pickemup trucks never die


yeah i do like mine a lot...probably getting another

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

email tax

Aitch said...

Next vehicle will be a pickup or SUV 'LL

Aitch said...

That's interesting...

Aitch said...

*SUV

Meiz said...

"pickemup trucks never die"

Because people wind up dumping boatloads of cash into them.

Aitch said...

Meiz = Debbie downer

Meiz said...

Hey man, ain't nobody happier to blow a few grand on a new tranny or a rear differential than a pickup owner. Just sayin'.

Keef said...

About 12,000 animal crackers are created every minute.

Jugdish said...

ive had my truck for nine years...never had to do anything outside of normal maintenance

Keef said...

He suggested the money collected, which would be part of a wider-reaching Internet tax, could be used in Berkeley's case to save the local post office.


Ironic. Taxing something that is making US mail unnecessary so that USPS can be saved

Jugdish said...

Meiz = Debbie downer

^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

"The government doesn't need any more tax money. That's not the problem. The American government is spending more than ever."



this

Vice Presidente said...

lease them then

Jugdish said...

i like buying and paying off vehicles so i can keep them for awhile and not have a car payment

tem said...

if kordell stewart comes out as gay there will be 1,000,000 posts from pittsburgh area people saying they knew it. that rumor mill was strong when he was with the steelers.

Keef said...

I want to getthis.

Jugdish said...

you should build one

Keef said...

ain't nobody got time fo that

Jugdish said...

you'll have some manpower to help you on easter

Keef said...

The manpower is going to be helping me move a 300 lb armoire upstairs

Vice Presidente said...

18 grand?

take the kids to the park

Keef said...

LP is debbie downer

/h

Keef said...

don't act like that wouldn't be suite to have in your back yard

Keef said...

or in LP's case, the "veranda"

tem said...

"ain't nobody got time fo that"

then how did that one get built?

tem said...

picture indicates that someone had time fo that

Aitch said...

Tem knows

Keef said...

then how did that one get built?



your mom

Aitch said...

That would be pretty suite for the kids, though.

Keef said...

kids? I'd play on that thing

Aitch said...

Cracking my dispatcher I'm the jaw would be a poor career choice, yes?

Keef said...

OK, I'll bite. What happened, H

Aitch said...

"kids? I'd play on that thing"

Yea... me too

What's the weight limit?
/Elevator Guy

Aitch said...

Dude is just a dick to everyone for no reason. Needs to be punched square in the face.

Vice Presidente said...

if you want a career in livery services than yes it would

if not, fire away i say

just make sure he is looking, cheap shots are the worse

Aitch said...

I don't cheap shot

Jugdish said...

I don't cheap shot



whatever

/plastic chair

Aitch said...

Nice

Keef said...

I don't cheap shot



Yeah right. That buffet never saw you coming.

/elevator guy

Jugdish said...

I don't cheap shot



sometimes you have to for the good of society

/mize

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

man, this is sad

Vice Presidente said...

"Police Director Daniel Zieser told CNN affiliate WCBS that the boy had apparently been in the apartment for five or six days, with no food he could reach. Zieser said that the boy told a responding officer that there was plenty of food in the refrigerator, but that he couldn't open the door."

my 2 year old opens the fridge

what a wuss

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

Jug's niece is a gourmet chef

tem said...

maybe their fridge is old or something.

Vice Presidente said...

like from the 1950's?

Vice Presidente said...

bieber will be lindsay in a few years

Keef said...

csil?

tem said...

sure, her too

BLUE said...

one drawback to the footlong mozz.

it will shrink in the fryer, so you'll probably get sued

BLUE said...

wait, what, this isn't 2009 anymore?

Keef said...

it will shrink in the fryer, so you'll probably get sued


Are the measurements prior to cooking? I thought that's how it works with hamburgers. 1/4 lb hamburger is how much it weighs before it's cooked

Aitch said...

^this^

BLUE said...

right, but subway gets in trouble for their shrinking bread

Keef said...

Sounds like Subway's problem

/mize

Jugdish said...

Jug's niece is a gourmet chef



if that's the way you chose to see it

/aitch

Jugdish said...

one drawback to the footlong mozz.

it will shrink in the fryer, so you'll probably get sued



ive been getting shorted an inch for years

/cmlp

Vice Presidente said...

man the footlong mozz stick is gonna be so awesome

Vice Presidente said...

was seriously thinking of buying a food truck (*as an investor and consulting chef still would need to work here)

Panini truck, specifically with like 5 paninis

easy, mobile, on the go lunch,very little overhead when im out of food i go home

this is all ns, even drew up a biz plan

Vice Presidente said...

the grilled cheese truck KILLS

Vice Presidente said...

i can do a speakeasy thing with the footlong mozz stick on the truck, wont put it on the menu

create a word of mouth buzz

Jugdish said...

easy, mobile, on the go lunch,very little overhead when im out of food i go home



jose will run it while you're at work

Vice Presidente said...

damn right he will because i cant

Vice Presidente said...

yo are we not doing beisbol previews?

Vice Presidente said...

this place is in shambles

Vice Presidente said...

"The Mets are looking to trade non-core prospects from the 40-man roster in order to clear spots, according to Adam Rubin of ESPN New York.

Rubin says among those who are available are Gonzalez Germen, Darin Gorski, Reese Havens, Juan Lagares, Cesar Puello, Elvin Ramirez, and Hansel Robles."



GET ON THAT SHIT FELLOW GM'S!!!!!

Sandy is giving away GEMS!

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Vice Presidente said...

Puello can actually hit

Vice Presidente said...

Gmen made official offer to CRUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

let's wait now

Vice Presidente said...

ahmad bradshaw as a Steeler would be a great fit

i could see him trucking a few Ravens on a Sunday nighter and watching Tomlin get all jakked up over it

Vice Presidente said...

Osi will be a dirty bird, lives there anyway

Vice Presidente said...

Te'o not attending draft

bitch knows he sinking like a rock

Jugdish said...

bitch knows he sinking like a rock


nothing good can come out of him attending

Vice Presidente said...

he should go and pull up in a limo with 8 bithces on his arm like hugh hef, wearing a smoking coat and smiling ear to ear

he'll go top ten if he does that

tem said...

He has a texting date that night

Keef said...

he should show up with a blow up doll

Vice Presidente said...

THAT WOULD BE HILARITY

Vice Presidente said...

can keef process claims that involve injured persons now?

Keef said...

can keef process claims that involve injured persons now?


No. Gotta wait for a spot to open up and they post a position opening

Vice Presidente said...

fucking red tape

Keef said...

But having the training done already will help when a spot does open because I don't think anyone else in my spot has done it yet.

Keef said...

Not that having the training done is a lock. I was the only person in the class who wasn't already in that position.

Jugdish said...

can keef process claims that involve injured persons now?


Lp needs to file a claim on his face



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Vice Presidente said...

costa rica has a point

Keef said...

I don't think they scored

Meiz said...

So this chick I barely know pretty much went all DTF on me last night on fb. Naturally, I do not find her attractive. Might have to keep it in my back pocket though.

Keef said...

i had to google dtf

Keef said...

Naturally, I do not find her attractive


That's so surprising and shocking

Jugdish said...

ive been saying dtf since the 6th grade

/mize

Meiz said...

"That's so surprising and shocking"

I know.

Keef said...

wall huggers creep me out.

Meiz said...

No idea what a wall hugger is

Vice Presidente said...

you cant fuck a chick you arent attracted to?

Meiz said...

"you cant fuck a chick you arent attracted to?"

Attractive and attracted to are not the same thing

Jugdish said...

he is a heterophobe

Jugdish said...

s

Meiz said...

Would you fuck an ugly hooker?

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Vice Presidente said...

once you get in that the face goes away

try it sometime

Vice Presidente said...

however i would not be in a predicament to buy an ugly hooker

i'd buy an attractive hooker

Vice Presidente said...

*ore* one i had an attraction to

Meiz said...

I won't be surprised if I get drunk one night & bang her. That's all she's there for anyway.

Vice Presidente said...

now you are talking my language

Meiz said...

I'm not loving these hoes

Meiz said...

Especially when this chick hits me with all the innuendo she can come up with on Tuesday friggin' night.

Meiz said...

What if I told you she has a 12 year old black son. How's that grab ya?

Vice Presidente said...

ugh she's a statistic

on the bright side that puss will be good but be careful, bitch be fertile, gots to wear the cloak of rubber

Keef said...

No idea what a wall hugger is



Weird people that walk super close to the wall.

Meiz said...

"on the bright side that puss will be good but be careful, bitch be fertile, gots to wear the cloak of rubber"

Undoubtedly.

Keef said...

Would you fuck an ugly hooker?




mize forgot who he was talking to

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

"Especially when this chick hits me with all the innuendo she can come up with on Tuesday friggin' night."

You'll only fuck a chick on certain nights?

Vice Presidente said...

tuesday would seem like an ideal night to fuck

Vice Presidente said...

ha that reads like i want to fuck tuesday

well if tuesday was a chick who was dtf i guess that's accurate

Keef said...

ha that reads like i want to fuck tuesday



No it doesn't.

Vice Presidente said...

does in my world bucko

Vice Presidente said...

knock on the door

who is it

it's tuesday night

well come in sexy lady

the end

Keef said...

tuesday would seem like an ideal night to fuck



That is nothing like the scenario you drew for us. But you don't know English, so I forgive you

Vice Presidente said...

apology accepted

Vice Presidente said...

bingo

::whisper voice::

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Aitch said...

wall

Meiz said...

"You'll only fuck a chick on certain nights?"

GF would get it whenever, but a skeezer? I need to sleep during the week. Save that noise for the weekend.

Keef said...

Jackson's Twitter account had amassed more than 23,000 followers before he sent out his first tweet, which also showed the Zen Master still has a ways to go before he masters social media.


"11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs" Jackson tweeted at 5:52 p.m. ET.




hilarity.

Keef said...

I need to sleep during the week. Save that noise for the weekend.



wow

Meiz said...

""11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs" Jackson tweeted at 5:52 p.m. ET.




hilarity."


And fake

Meiz said...

Hm. Maybe its not fake.

Keef said...

Yeah it's not fake

Keef said...

Who still needs to play week 5?

Meiz said...

Me

BLUE said...

Me

tem said...

Me

Jugdish said...

go

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