Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Two State Logon Shall

Let's get right into the topics

Joe Flacco

I don't get why people are making a big deal about his contract. There is about a 0% chance he plays out the whole thing. It is pretty much the same guaranteed money that Brady just got with his extension. The cap hits in those last years will be ridiculous. Unless Flacco becomes the Lebron of the NFL he isn't finishing out this contract without reworking it. It would seem as though anyone with half a brain would know that. Of course media folk are dumber than politicians, or perhaps just barely smarter, either way they are dumb so it doesn't surprise me.


Bad Drivers

It used to be that when I was in the passing lane and got stuck behind someone going about 15mph lower than the speed limit I sure as shit knew it was some old lady. Or an Asian. Sorry Asians. In any case that changed to it was either an old lady, an Asian or someone on their cell phone. That was frustrating because it meant seemingly every day I had to whip around someone on the right because they were going too slow. Now keep in mind I don't do the whip around thing unless you are actually going less than the speed limit or if nobody else is on the road. In morning and afternoon traffic there is always some other cars so the whip around only happens when some asshat is going too slow. Anyway.....now it seems that more often than not it is some old guy driving. That never used to happen (at least on my way into work). Sometimes you'd get stuck behind the 90yr old guy driving but that was not during rush hour and old people used to avoid the highway like the plague. Apparently sometime in the last year we hit the era of old men driving to work in the morning and fucking everything up. I figure they cost me 4 minutes every work day. 4 minutes/day X 5 days/week X 48 weeks/year = 960 minutes a year. That's 16 hours of wasted time caused by old men drivers. Either retire, drive in the slow lane or speed up. Gorram old people.


Will

Talked with cmtem about what to do if I was in some sort of accident and needed life support. I told her that I wanted robot parts. She was not amused, but I am 100% serious. If the doctors say I have no shot at living because my _______ is broke then give me a robotic ________. At least give me a chance. I know this shit exists. Somewhere some scientist guy has a possibly working model of a robotic heart. Give me that heart, let's test this shit out. Robot brain, fire it up. I don't even care if it is a MAC. I'd prefer something Windows based, but beggars can't be choosers. Give me that MAC brain, it won't crash as much, but on the flip side it probably doesn't have the software that allows me to play football or softball.


Commercials

One day I am just going to do a post all on commercials. They don't screen them or something. They always have some glaring error or something that isn't thought through. I bet the Mad Men guys don't make errors like they do today.



Cracked

Been reading a lot of Cracked.com lately. I like that site. Pretty funny stuff. It gets the tem seal of approval, which in the internet world means it is for nerds.


King of the Nerds

Congratulations to that King of the Nerds show. It officially broke the record for most commercials I have seen without ever once having the desire to watch the show. At 2,256 commercials it has taken over the record. Over two thousand commercials and not once have I said to myself "I should watch that."




TCS prize packs should be shipped out next week.

103 comments:

Aitch said...

Solid post.

As you can imagine, the show driver is the bane of my existence.

Aitch said...

Hmm...

tem said...

show* drivers are the worse*

tem said...

too bad Boston, Columbus is getting those Olympics.


S

Aitch said...

Goddman* typos

Aitch said...

As much as I love it here, I seriously doubt that would ever happen.

Aitch said...

I wonder what Padino is gonna whine about today.

tem said...

foreigners

Aitch said...

Big morning. Goddman* west coasters.

tem said...

funny guy at work is trying to get his raise to kick in sooner by saying he is getting a loan and he needs to show the bank a pay stub with the higher amount.

Vice Presidente said...

your face

tem said...

he must think i am dumb.

tem said...

he's switching from a bonus heavy system to a higher base.

he wants it now instead of in june when it is schedule to switch.

Vice Presidente said...

fuck him

Handy Man Keef said...

Taco Bell is named for its founder, Glen Bell.

Meiz said...

I'm tired

Handy Man Keef said...

Big morning. Goddman* west coasters.



You go days without commenting. Shut it.

tem said...

those days are saturday and sunday.

Aitch said...

This is true

Aitch said...

Thanks for noticing.

Meiz said...

There was a weekday last week we didn't hear from H

Handy Man Keef said...

So, days. Got it.

Handy Man Keef said...

does H want us to show other days where he didn't comment?

Handy Man Keef said...

or can we just assume that we know what we're talking about?

Meiz said...

Goddamn Southies


/LP

Meiz said...

Fucking Coasties

/UW-Madison

Handy Man Keef said...

BEAST

Meiz said...

I had my free birthday meal from Noodles on Saturday. It was quite good. They also changed their format since the last time I had been there. Didn't really like that, I was shook.

Aitch said...

I didn't dispute what you said, Keith

Vice Presidente said...

stop whining aitch

Meiz said...

My goddamn gas bill is $100 for February.

Aitch said...

Poor attempt at bait

Aitch said...

It's ok El Napoleano

Jugdish said...

he wants it now instead of in june when it is schedule to switch.


he should get the loan in june

Handy Man Keef said...

he should get the loan in june



That money is burning a hole in his pocket

Handy Man Keef said...

My goddamn gas bill is $100 for February.



Woe

Handy Man Keef said...

Looks like I can buy a new screen for my phone for $30. I wonder how hard it is to replace

Handy Man Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Handy Man is classic El Pad spelling.

Spelling bee champ!

tem said...

oh, i thought we were ripping on el pad for not commenting.

tem said...

hence my saturday and sunday remark.

tem said...

el pad did handy man on purpose because keith was fixing his pipes.

Meiz said...

"el pad did handy man on purpose because keith was fixing his pipes."


I was waiting for that excuse

tem said...

"Looks like I can buy a new screen for my phone for $30. I wonder how hard it is to replace"

it is barely cracked.

Handy Man Keef said...

Handy Man is classic El Pad spelling.



ha. I thought about that yesterday when I saw it

Handy Man Keef said...

el pad did handy man on purpose because keith was fixing his pipes.



I wasn't fixing pipes. I was laying new pipe

Vice Presidente said...

Handyman is one word

everyone knows that

Vice Presidente said...

I was gonna go with a Handy Manny pic but handicap better suits the blog

Handy Man Keef said...

Handyman is one word


Yet you made it 2 words

Handy Man Keef said...

And the pic is Handi-man

Vice Presidente said...

that's just my style

Vice Presidente said...

funnier that way

Aitch said...

funnier that way = I did that on purpose

Meiz said...

Saving $$ on lunch is the best. Yesterday I went upstairs to the breakroom for a plate for leftover pizza, bam, cheeseburgers. Today I go up for a plate again, bam, puled pork sammiches.

Handy Man Keef said...

funnier that way = I did that on purpose



exactly

Vice Presidente said...

you guys give that stuff way too much thought

tem said...

i don't think about it at all

Handy Man Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Pizza Hut really has the worst deals. Today's email du jour is buy two pizzas and add a personal pan for $2.

Aitch said...

I feel I give it the proper amount of thought

Handy Man Keef said...

wall

Handy Man Keef said...

good times

Meiz said...

turds

Handy Man Keef said...

mize, how good do these look

tem said...

oh and Brian Stann was fighting up a weight class from usual so considering that he hung in there pretty good.

Handy Man Keef said...

GSP gonna WORK Diaz

Jugdish said...

wall

Handy Man Keef said...

wft is going on here

Aitch said...

this place is dying a slow death

Meiz said...

Mad busy, yo

Vice Presidente said...

^
that

Aitch said...

Hugo Chavez. Dead.

tem said...

"GSP gonna WORK Diaz"

i fear Diaz will win somehow.

tem said...

then GSP will beat him next time and then again and Johnny Hendricks will have to wait 18 months for a title shot.

tem said...

then Hendricks will knock out GSP.

tem said...

also, i still have the prediction that Chael Sonnen will not fight Jon Jones.

It is getting a little late for a replacement to pop up, but i am nearly positive the UFC already has one in line behind the scenes.

Aitch said...

I can imagine the Dow hitting a record high would make for a busy day, EP

Vice Presidente said...

nah, normal day, just busy as usual no more no less

tem said...

i figure Alexander Gustafsson takes the spot.

Handy Man Keef said...

i fear Diaz will win somehow.



You shut your mouth

Vice Presidente said...

im gonna bounce been here since asscrack of morning

Meiz said...

Say no to snow

kodiac130 said...

no mas

Aitch said...

Hola Kod

Handy Man Keef said...

Did tem & blue recruit

tem said...

Tem did

Also, do they have geeen bubbles?

tem said...

Still just rain here

Meiz said...

Just a dusting here. Milwaukee & south and west of Milwaukee are allegedly getting snow.

Meiz said...

Paul Bearer, Dead.

Meiz said...

And his fucking name was William Moody.

tem said...

Now we have 3 inches

Handy Man Keef said...

It's Paul Berra

/LP

Handy Man Keef said...

Also, do they have geeen bubbles?

yes, but only if you use all your time and click ok. blue is only using like 4 hours I think.
and also, I was making dinner so I hadn't checked the game to see if the bubble was lit

tem said...

You get the bubble if you use all your time OR click ready to advance. I only use 4 hours but I clck rdy so it bubbles up.

tem said...

And we ended up with 5 heavy wet inches.

Vice Presidente said...

morning

Jugdish said...

thanks obama!

Handy Man Keef said...

I hate this mobile version

Vice Presidente said...

woe

tem said...

i hit a curb on my way into work.

now the car shakes past 45mph.

woe.


but i get a half day because i get to take it to the shop now. silver lining.

Vice Presidente said...

playbook?

tem said...

no. gayball.

BLUE said...

you can go now

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