Thursday, March 07, 2013

TPS sucks

Busy day.

I hope this post doesn't take too long to load.

Vince Young will be working out at the UT pro day. I thought he was already drafted a few years ago. (S)

Go!

130 comments:

tem said...

So did they solve the budget thing or are gov't people still not working?

Jugdish said...

they haven't solved it yet. I know they've let go of several contract workers. For me, if we will be furoughed we'll be notified during the third week of march and it will start 30 days later. Our pay would be cut by 20%

Jugdish said...

we would also be working 8 hours less a week

Jugdish said...

i would "think" that they could figure this stuff out before then, but you never know.

Jugdish said...

i am hearing some encouraging rumors about how they will handle things at a state level, looking tocut back on programs and such before furloughing people

Jugdish said...

i just talked to a dude in memphis and they got their notification yesterday. govt is giving their employees 30 days notice.

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

"we would also be working 8 hours less a week"

Isn't that 20%?

Vice Presidente said...

yellow

Meiz said...

Corned beef season. Always a shitshow without fail.

Vice Presidente said...

i say it every year, damn shame we dont eat corned beef year round

Vice Presidente said...

i eat it a handful of times out but never make it home

BLUE said...

corned beef is awful

pastrami is great

Meiz said...

Corned beef is indeed awful. Just like the Irish.

Meiz said...

I can't say I've ever had pastrami. Not a clue if I've ever had it.

Vice Presidente said...

you people...

Meiz said...

So I'm thinking about going vegetarian for a while. I have 2 friends that have each dropped over 25 lbs in the past 2 & a half months just by cutting meat out.

Meiz said...

Then again, when Prince Fielder was doing his vegetarian thing, it did nothing for him.

Vice Presidente said...

So I'm thinking about going vegetarian for a while.

good luck

Vice Presidente said...

hope you like beans

Handy Man Keef said...

They're the magical fruit

Meiz said...

So are we going to have to wipe out North Korea pretty soon, or what?

Meiz said...

And right on for Rand Paul and his filibuster

Vice Presidente said...

nkorea is all bark no bite

BLUE said...

"So are we going to have to wipe out North Korea pretty soon, or what?"

not if Dennis Rodman has anything to say about it

tem said...

"o I'm thinking about going vegetarian for a while. I have 2 friends that have each dropped over 25 lbs in the past 2 & a half months just by cutting meat out."

cut carbs.

BLUE said...

eat lots of mcdonalds and shit it out

Meiz said...

Carbs appears to be a pain in the ass to pay attention to

Meiz said...

So much stuff has carbs in it, how do you go about keeping track of it? How can it be done cost effectively? I can tell you my 2 friends have both told me cutting out meat has cut their grocery bills by 20%.

Meiz said...

"nkorea is all bark no bite"


Until they fire a nuke at the west coast

tem said...

"So much stuff has carbs in it, how do you go about keeping track of it?"


fairly easily. bread and sugar is carbs. don't worry about the carbs in green beans or carrots. just stop eating bread and sugary things.




"How can it be done cost effectively?"

it can't unless you just don't eat much. you have to buy more veggies and less mac n cheese and ramen noodles. not a cost effective plan at all.


"I can tell you my 2 friends have both told me cutting out meat has cut their grocery bills by 20%."

seems about right. meat be expensive you.

tem said...

i gave up carbs for lent. well i seriously cut back on them. i basically don't eat bread and sugar.

i am probably down 10 to 15 pounds since lent began.

and i cheat on sundays because sundays don't count in lent.

Meiz said...

i gave up carbs for lent. well i seriously cut back on them. i basically don't eat bread and sugar.

i am probably down 10 to 15 pounds since lent began.

and i cheat on sundays because sundays don't count in lent.



Interesting. This is another option for a lazy man such as I. Whatta gotta alcohol? Plenty of carbs in alcohol, no?

Meiz said...

Also, I have all sugar-free beverages, and only 2 ramen as far as pasta in the house.

BLUE said...

fucking pasta

Vice Presidente said...

vodka has no carbs, this is why bitches drink it

Vice Presidente said...

"I can tell you my 2 friends have both told me cutting out meat has cut their grocery bills by 20%."

whats your grocery bill $11

cmon son

Meiz said...

Looks like I'll have to cut soups out.

Just meat & veg, hey?

Meiz said...

"whats your grocery bill $11"

You have no concept.

Meiz said...

Yosted

tem said...

beer is only like 3.5 grams of carbs per drink. 1 or 2 a day won't wreck the system.

a bag of sour patch kids will wreck the system. that would be 36 grams per serving and the bag is probably 3 servings.

tem said...

well a big bag is 3 i think.

Handy Man Keef said...

Happy bday mizer

tem said...

and as blue says vodka has no carbs.

don't think rum does either.

Meiz said...

Hey, thanks.

Vice Presidente said...

depends on the rum, no carbs in clear rum, dark rum has some i bet

Meiz said...

Evidently Puerto Rico is not a country. I did not know that.

Vice Presidente said...

commonwealth

Jugdish said...

Isn't that 20%?


yes

BLUE said...

"Evidently Puerto Rico is not a country. I did not know that."

they're going to be the 51st state...you didn't know this?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Corned beef is indeed awful. Just like the Irish"

a big fuck you and happy birthday to meiz

Vice Presidente said...

i dont know how keef remembers everyones birthday

BLUE said...

"a big fuck you"


^^^

/ep

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"corned beef is awful

pastrami is great"

this doesnt make cents* to me

BLUE said...

keith has facebook, and it tells him i'm sure

Jugdish said...

happy birthday, mize!

Meiz said...

"a big fuck you and happy birthday to meiz"

This is why I get a kick out of slandering the Irish. Big red is a lock to show up.

Vice Presidente said...

fucking facebook

happy birthday dickhead

Vice Presidente said...

sopranos repeats nightly have really given my life a boost

Handy Man Keef said...

I have pink eye & strep. stay away

Vice Presidente said...

oh man just you on this blog is making my throat itch

Vice Presidente said...

you need some antibiotics

BLUE said...

how about you advance NCAA while you're pinkeyed and strepped

Handy Man Keef said...

I'm at Walgreens getting antibiotics and eye drops now

Handy Man Keef said...

and Tem doesn't have a green dot so I'm not advancing yet

Meiz said...

Not sure if anybody mentioned, Billboard is going to start using YouTube views for the charts now.

Meiz said...

Subway for my birthday. Delicioso.

Vice Presidente said...

Billboard is going to start using YouTube views for the charts now.

in other words it will be drastically inaccurate

BLUE said...

JT hosting SNL this saturday

DVR

tem said...

heal up by the 22nd.

tem said...

i haven't recruited.

i'll try online now just for you guys.

Handy Man Keef said...

heal up by the 22nd.


Fa sho

BLUE said...

going to homecoming this fall


weekend of my birthday

gonna be a blowout

BLUE said...

no kids


CPY summit in Moscow Idaho

tem said...

ok i am ready now

tem said...

"going to homecoming this fall"

aren't you too old for hike school dances?

BLUE said...

yes, but the bitches be there

Handy Man Keef said...

Chester

Meiz said...

I feel terrible for you guys with daughters. I can't even tell how old some of them hoes are half the time.

Meiz said...

Makes me feel awful

tem said...

one of my hidden talents is determining whether a girl is over or under 18.

tem said...

once they get under 13 though i have no fucking idea if they are 6 or 11 or 13 or what.

and once they get over 30 i have no idea if they are 30 or 37, or 43 or whatever.

usually i get a handle on it again once they hit 50.

but i can nail the over 18 or under 18 part.

Vice Presidente said...

how do you verify this

Meiz said...

I was wondering that myself. Does tem go around asking the young tenders how old they are?

tem said...

depends on the situation:

1) if my friend josh is there he will ask them their age. he has no qualms about asking anything to any chick

2) if they work the grocery check out and they scan your beer they are over 18. if they get someone else to scan it they are under 18.

3) if you are at a restaurant and you order a beer from them and they don't bring it but they brought you everything else they are probably under 18.

4) if you find out they are in college they are pretty much over 18.

tem said...

the grocery and restaurant rules might only apply in ohio.

tem said...

living in a college town helps a lot as well.

"do you go to OSU?" is a quite acceptable question to ask anyone that looks close to that age.

Vice Presidente said...

Riv called

renovations clean/up done

party on starting 3/15

gotta practice my skills

BLUE said...

EP and wolf

Meiz said...

"the grocery and restaurant rules might only apply in ohio."

It's like that here. Gotta be 18 to sell/serve alcohol.

Meiz said...

"Riv called

renovations clean/up done

party on starting 3/15

gotta practice my skills"


Party on, Wayne.

tem said...

what is Riv?

Vice Presidente said...

catering hall i work at
The Riviera

tem said...

that was a catering hall here too.

it went out of business.

tem said...

too few NY bartenders was its problem.

Jugdish said...

wall

Handy Man Keef said...

Did tem online recruit

Vice Presidente said...

did you take your penicillin

Handy Man Keef said...

Allergic to penicillin. I took something else

Handy Man Keef said...

Clindamycin

Vice Presidente said...

oh damn, doc aint playing

Aitch said...

Happy birthday. Meiz.

BLUE said...

go fuck yourself meiz

BLUE said...

that was harsh, i meant to say happy birthday

tem said...

"Did tem online recruit"

yes


tem said...

ok i am ready now

March 7, 2013 at 1:34 PM

BLUE said...

keith was at the doctor, he doesn't go back and read comments

Meiz said...

Home time

Vice Presidente said...

googling bryant big country reeves

Vice Presidente said...

he owns a large cattle ranch

classic big country

Handy Man Keef said...

Totally missed that tem comment

Handy Man Keef said...

Which is funny because I read the comment below it like 100 times

Vice Presidente said...

that's not funny

BLUE said...

it's kind of funny

if you're handy manny

BLUE said...

tiger is back

Handy Man Keef said...

Week 5

BLUE said...

done with week 5

BLUE said...

if there's room, can you put a rival on my skedule this year.

idaho
nevada
fresno
TCU

somebody so i can beat my "rivals"

Handy Man Keef said...

I'll give you Nevada and wava

Meiz said...

Thanks guys

Handy Man Keef said...

I don't like eyedrops

Meiz said...

I just close my eye, put it in the corner, and blink it in.

Handy Man Keef said...

TWSS

Handy Man Keef said...

Cargo has a strong arm

Handy Man Keef said...

I love watching MLB games that are played in Latin America. Those fans are having a blast.

BLUE said...

"Cargo has a strong arm"

Yes he does that's why he wins gold gloves

Handy Man Keef said...

Hanley tried to tag out from 3rd on a fly ball to Cargo and he threw him out by 20 feet

Meiz said...

That left field GG is adorable. Like being the smrtst retard.

Meiz said...

Related, Gold Gloves are kinda dumb.

Handy Man Keef said...

NELSON!

tem said...

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