Friday, March 01, 2013

those are the facts of the case and they are undisputed

Dairy cows are amazing.

Prosecco has really caught on huh.

I have a hard time deciding between my favorite Joe Pesci character.  Vincent LaGuardia Gambini or Nicky Santoro.  When he dies and they show all his movies it's gonna be suite.

What exactly is everyone's take on Bruce Springsteen again?  I mean you  really can't start a fire withouth a spark.  It's true.

Why is Lebron's pre-game dunk routine news on ESPN?  Oh that's right because the media is awful.

Dancing with the Stars would be 1,000% better if after you got voted off.....you die. 

If you don't like a good ol'fashioned cold glass of root beer we can never ever ever be friends.

Altoids are my mint of choice.

And for minty like gum Trident Original always satisifies.

The proof is in the pudding.  What does that even mean?

I drink coffee now.  Whatever.





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Jugdish said...

I tried coffee for awhile, but it didn't stick. diet coke in the morning for me.

Jugdish said...

this has TP written all over it except for the 34 years old part

Aitch said...

You mean diet Pepsi

/Tem

Jugdish said...

a good friend of mine lost his yob yesterday because of these budget cuts. it might be only temporary...still sucks.

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

sounds like his problem

/meiz

tem said...

AJA it does suck. i hope they get the budget shit squared away soon.

tem said...

won't spend $$$ on a person but they will spend $$$ inventing a mini flying drone that is intended to get eaten by the bad guy's dogs so that we can eavesdrop on the bad guys more easily.

Jugdish said...

what bothers me is to see things like a quote from pelosi saying that it "undermines the dignity of their position to take a paycut". it also bothers me to see stories about the govt officials sending millions on private luxury jets to take them from place to place...yet they can't afford to pay all the "working man's" salary...the same people they are all say they are trying to protect during their campaigns

Jugdish said...

and this isn't a republican/democrat thing...

tem said...

my stance on politicians is well established. they are fucking idiots who if they were smart would be doing something else with their lives.

the smartest people don't go into politics, they go into something else. only the dumbasses go into politics and it is sad.

tem said...

i actually wouldn't oppose massive raises for politicians if i really though it would get better people "applying" for the job.

tem said...

and that is even in a time when i think the government spends waaaaaay too much money.

BLUE said...

"I drink coffee now"

you ain't no closer

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't mind doing my part in the fuloughs if the people implementing them were also being fuloughed.

tem said...

also fire some fucking congressmen. we don't need 435 of them.

cut that shit down to like 250.

BLUE said...

"cut that shit down to like 250"

but then, how would your interests be heard if you didn't have a local congressman to reach out to?

(s)

tem said...

"i wouldn't mind doing my part in the fuloughs if the people implementing them were also being fuloughed."


there shouldn't even be one.

this whole thing is like saying you need to cut back on your grocery bill so instead of buying jumbo eggs you are going to switch to large ones. but you still are going to go ahead and buy 100 steaks each week even though you only eat 4.

it'll save you like 5 cents by switching eggs, but you could have saved hundreds by cutting back on steaks.

as usual they try to solve a problem with a solution that attacks a tiny tiny part of the problem.

Jugdish said...

there shouldn't even be one.


agreed

tem said...

"but then, how would your interests be heard if you didn't have a local congressman to reach out to?"

i know you put s, but in any case....same way they are now....if i have money and give it to them they'll listen. if i don't have any money at all they'll give me free stuff to vote for them. if i have some money but not enough to give them they tell me to fuck off.

tem said...

goddman kod bat signal is broke

Jugdish said...

i hear he is on facebook

BLUE said...

kod bat signal worked

he taught us about spoons or something in mexico last night

Vice Presidente said...

diet soda is awful

Vice Presidente said...

tem is so money on the politician talk

Vice Presidente said...

there are smart people working in gubment and private sector

BLUE said...

name one smart person who works in the government

BLUE said...

i guess i mean as a politician

BLUE said...

what's the old joke, nobody starts their career in government, it's where smart people go to retire.

BLUE said...

WADR to jug of course

Vice Presidente said...

i love when i have the elevator to myself i drop bombs

gas chamber

BLUE said...

it's better to drop bombs when others are in there.

make them suffer

Vice Presidente said...

"name one smart person who works in the government"

politicians dont work for gubment they work for people

sec of treasury, sec workers, pentagon workers, etc

"i guess i mean as a politician"

zero, right

Vice Presidente said...

"it's better to drop bombs when others are in there.

make them suffer"

I'm all thunder.

BLUE said...

sec of treasury isn't smart, he's an idiot

tem said...

then blame it on the chick in there

Vice Presidente said...

"sec of treasury, sec workers, pentagon workers, etc"

to clarify there are smart people who work in those areas and more, i meant

politicians there are none, like tem is alluding too

BLUE said...

SEC people aren't smart, if they were smart, they'd have gotten jobs with big firms and gotten paid.

it's like the IRS, they get the bottom of the barrel accountants, nobody wants to do those jobs for the peanuts they get paid.

Vice Presidente said...

Jacob Lew is pretty fucking smart blue

BLUE said...

""I don't know the last time when there's been three brothers in the NFL," Desmond said this week. "It's definitely a milestone. It's big for our family and our city."

umm the gronkowskis


tem said...

idiots i am referring to are really only ones that are getting elected.

pentagon workers aren't really making cnn, and i have not really met any so i am not idea about their intelligence.

but congressman, senators, president, they are on tv and in the news a lot spouting off dumb shit.

BLUE said...

and geitner

Vice Presidente said...

"SEC people aren't smart"

at the top?

top SEC job(s) is a big job at a "big firm"

and many times they do end up at some point leaving public job and going into private sector for cash outs

BLUE said...

i'm sure there are smart people everywhere

Vice Presidente said...

and geitner

well i wouldnt call him dumb, i mean i think he is smart i think you have to be smart to be have that job i think first he had to deal with unprecedented circumstances and extreme political pressure

you're better than this blue

Vice Presidente said...

dumb people can't trick there way to being the cheif economist to the greatest country in the world

tem said...

yes they can

tem said...

you're better than this.

it is like 90% who you know and 10% what you know.


all they have to do is know the right people and they can fake the 10% part.

tem said...

i don't pay attention to geitner enough to opine on him.

but a dumbass could defnitely get that job.

Vice Presidente said...

"yes they can"

not this high up, i disagree

at some point you have to prove yourself and have lucid opinions on all things monetary and ultimately the decisions you make, especially now in a global economy, rest with you your advisors can do all the work and prepare statistics and give advice but you still have to have the fotitude and head to make the right call

i mean the man speaks 7 *languistics no dummy can do that

Vice Presidente said...

i think absolutely it's a who you know field, gubment jobs, but i also think to be that high up, there has to be some smarts there

cannot sit here and call a man dumb

senators are dumb
chris christie is dumb
the VP is dumb

sec of treasury is never dumb
head of Pentagon is never dumb

it keeps this whacked out country in check because if the head govt officials were dumb AND elected politicians we'd be screwed


Jugdish said...

Vice Presidente said...
i think absolutely it's a who you know field, gubment jobs, but i also think to be that high up, there has to be some smarts there

cannot sit here and call a man dumb

senators are dumb
chris christie is dumb
the VP is dumb



suite


Vice Presidente said...

lol

Vice Presidente said...

i'm really glad black history month is over

Jugdish said...

no more cosby show marathons

tem said...

"i mean the man speaks 7 *languistics no dummy can do that"

like i said, i don't know about this specific person, but i still contend a dummy could get that job.

tem said...

henry paulson seems like he wasn't the brightest crayon in the pack.

Vice Presidente said...

he was Goldman Sachs CEO

Meiz said...

"What exactly is everyone's take on Bruce Springsteen again? I mean you really can't start a fire withouth a spark. It's true."

Love the Boss. Saw him in 2010. Down in the pit. It was awesome.

Meiz said...

"I drink coffee now. Whatever."

As do I. 2 cups at the very most though.

Vice Presidente said...

i like Bruce *asswell

Vice Presidente said...

not a rolling stones fan

people gasp at me when i say this

Meiz said...

I got way drunk last night and probably fucked up my bowling average. It was a shitshow. The new oil pattern had me SHOOK. I was changing balls every couple of frames and shit. It was like real life. Not happy with my performance.

Vice Presidente said...

"As do I. 2 cups at the very most though."

we are all growned* up now

Meiz said...

"not a rolling stones fan"

Neither am I. I get the same reaction sometimes, but their sound just doesn't hit me right. I love Sympathy For The Devil though. That one stays in rotation.

Vice Presidente said...

opening to The Departed I like, Gimme Shelter

good stones song

Vice Presidente said...

but me liking 4 or 5 stones songs means i dont really like them considering they released what over 100 singles let alone albums

Vice Presidente said...

Now Journey

that is a fucking band baby!

Meiz said...

"the greatest country in the world"

You keep saying this. Why?

Meiz said...

Is it because that's where New York is?

Keef said...

The Speaker of the House is not required to be a member of Congress.

tem said...

"he was Goldman Sachs CEO"

ok so strike one on him. you aren't helping your cause here.

tem said...

if you want to say he is smart you should say good things about him.

like he speaks 7 languistics

Meiz said...

"ok so strike one on him. you aren't helping your cause here."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER

tem said...

he's the guy that consistently said everything was fine with the economy and banking industry all while it was going to shit.

doesn't sound too smart.

tem said...

i guess apparently you can make it in investment banking and be an idiot.


maybe i should add that to my list.


actually come to think of it most bankers i know are fucking retarded.


they are slightly ahead of politicians though.

Keef said...

i guess apparently you can make it in investment banking and be an idiot.




::nodding::

/LP

Meiz said...

I'm a big fan of 1600 Penn. It's pretty smart and pretty damn funny. I hope it doesn't get cancelled.

Vice Presidente said...

"ok so strike one on him. you aren't helping your cause here."

insanity

Meiz said...

Tom Petty coming to Summerfest is always "big news" here. It's so fucking dumb. The guy's played the festival 13 times. Get over it, Milwaukee.

Vice Presidente said...

"he's the guy that consistently said everything was fine with the economy and banking industry all while it was going to shit.

doesn't sound too smart."


by that logic only two people in the world are smart

Roubini and Buffett

Aitch said...

Journey sucks!

BLUE said...

"Journey sucks"

you shut your mouth

Meiz said...

"he's the guy that consistently said everything was fine with the economy and banking industry all while it was going to shit.

doesn't sound too smart."

These are El Pad's people. Just sayin'.

Vice Presidente said...

i believe in the archives you will find someone other than me saying something along the lines of super smart people work on wall street (to make huge amounts of money) or NASA

ceo's of investment banks are ceo's of investments banks because they have made the firms and themselves huge HUGE amounts of money by being smart

Vice Presidente said...

read a book bro

Meiz said...

This might be a smidge racist, but the black people ALWAYS request delivery appointments with me after noon. It never fails.

tem said...

"by that logic only two people in the world are smart"

only two people you know apparently.

plenty of people were saying the opposite of what paulson was saying.

tem said...

"This might be a smidge racist, but the black people ALWAYS request delivery appointments with me after noon. It never fails."

CPT. their noon is your 3pm.

BLUE said...

or they've been incredibly lucky

tem said...

"ceo's of investment banks are ceo's of investments banks because they have made the firms and themselves huge HUGE amounts of money by being smart"

or lucky. don't they have studies that how a monkey throwing darts at a wall is a better stock picker than any human??

tem said...

maybe you should hire a monkey as ceo and see if anything different happens?

tem said...

and don't get mad because your industry is run by dummies.

you should take advantage of it.

Meiz said...

"CPT. their noon is your 3pm."

Unfortunately, we stop receiving at 1pm

tem said...

instead of idolizing these morons go find a monkey and kick their asses!

tem said...

"Unfortunately, we stop receiving at 1pm"

sounds like your problem.

Meiz said...

"sounds like your problem."

It really is.

Keef said...

CPT


Who says C anymore?

tem said...

do you just say PT?

Keef said...

BPT

Meiz said...

CPT is right

Meiz said...

Black people say CPT. CPT is the way to go.

Keef said...

my apologies, tem

Vice Presidente said...

"stock picker"

hahahahah stocks

stocks are for babies, the big boys dont make money off stocks

Vice Presidente said...

if it were that easy we'd all do it

tem said...

accepted

Vice Presidente said...

Pandora just tried to sneak a Nickelback song on me

::finger wag::

tem said...

"if it were that easy we'd all do it"

you can't because those goddman monkeys are smarter than you all.

tem said...

put derivatives, swaps, whatever on the wall and the monkey wins.

it isn't anything to be embarassed about....oh wait it kind of is.

tem said...

but at least a monkey can't be sec. of the treasury so you can still get that job.

tem said...

fucking man is always keeping the monkey down.

Meiz said...

Here's where this story gets good for me.

I'm fairly certain Tem's essentially been acting as CFO for a good 2 years and the veepmeister is telling him about finance.

Vice Presidente said...

this discussion took a hard left to satire blvd.

i'm out

Keef said...

I can't wait until I'm in temhio in a few weeks and me & tem can talk about LP

Vice Presidente said...

i know nothing about accounting meiz

and i said nothing to him about finance

Keef said...

this discussion took a hard left to satire blvd.

i'm out




Good strategy

/mize

Meiz said...

"Good strategy

/mize"

This

Meiz said...

"i know nothing about accounting meiz

and i said nothing to him about finance"


It's been a running theme for a while

Jugdish said...

but at least a monkey can't be sec. of the treasury so you can still get that job.



i aint nobody's secretary, that's womens work

/Lp

Vice Presidente said...

"It's been a running theme for a while"

you don't know the differences I speak of

Meiz said...

"you don't know the differences I speak of"

I know a little about a lot.

Meiz said...

5lbs of shicken wings for $4.50. BONG

Meiz said...

/H bat signal

tem said...

30 labatt blue for $12. BAM

Meiz said...

Bargain.

tem said...

LP provided good entertainment this AM. yay for him.

Jugdish said...

rory pulled out of a tournament because of a sore wisdom tooth...wussbag

Aitch said...

"30 labatt blue for $12. BAM"

I should buy some for LP

Keef said...

you should. Fucking weasel

Meiz said...

"rory pulled out of a tournament because of a sore wisdom tooth...wussbag"

Yes.

But as someone who suffered through that pain for over a decade, that shit is incredibly painful. I credit my wisdom teeth for greatly increasing my threshold.

Aitch said...

"/H bat signal"

The chicken wings? Not I, sir. H doesn't do chicken wings.

Meiz said...

wHeasel

Meiz said...

"The chicken wings? Not I, sir. H doesn't do chicken wings."

Employee sale. Wait. WHAT?????

Aitch said...

Oh you made it for the sale? Congrats!

Jugdish said...

Lp

Meiz said...

It was a surprise big sale they put out yesterday afternoon. I was blessed.

Vice Presidente said...

tuscan farmhouse

hilarity

Aitch said...

Is this the part where you say you never complained about missing employee sales and I made it up?

Vice Presidente said...

your problem

Meiz said...

"At a restaurant outside of Seattle, a grilled chicken Caesar salad costs $11.95. At the same restaurant, a bowl of minestrone soup costs $5.95, and a plate of spaghetti with meat sauce costs $12.95."


O_O

Jugdish said...

he knows

Meiz said...

"Is this the part where you say you never complained about missing employee sales and I made it up?"


Sigh.

It's not a complaint.



::slams head on desk::

::walks out of room::

Keef said...

mize's comments come across as complaints a lot.

Jugdish said...

Sigh.

It's not a complaint.



::slams head on desk::

::walks out of room::



aitch is trolling mize

Meiz said...

"aitch is trolling mize"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

On a lighter note, the Mets are going to be TERRIBLE.

BLUE said...

"But as someone who suffered through that pain for over a decade, that shit is incredibly painful. I credit my wisdom teeth for greatly increasing my threshold."


^^^^

if it gets into your nerve it's fucking unbearable at times

Vice Presidente said...

"On a lighter note, the Mets are going to be TERRIBLE."

give me an over under wins i'll bet it

Vice Presidente said...

"But as someone who suffered through that pain for over a decade, that shit is incredibly painful."

dentist remove those ya know

Keef said...

give me an over under wins i'll bet it



72.5

Keef said...

dentist remove those ya know



mize didn't know what health insurance was until circa 2011

Vice Presidente said...

"give me an over under wins i'll bet it



72.5"

OMG GIVE ME THE OVER ALL DAY!

Vice Presidente said...

mize didn't know what health insurance was until circa 2011

fucking loser

Meiz said...

"dentist remove those ya know"

Health insurance cost and coverage is kind of a massive problem in the greatest country in the world.

tem said...

that's harsh

Keef said...

OMG GIVE ME THE OVER ALL DAY!



Would you bet $1000 on that? And not the fake kind of $1000 bet

Vice Presidente said...

"Would you bet $1000 on that? And not the fake kind of $1000 bet"

if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy

Vice Presidente said...

"Health insurance cost and coverage is kind of a massive problem in the greatest country in the world."

MOVE

/keef

Vice Presidente said...

keef how does a month sound?

week for you month for me

Keef said...

done

Keef said...

wait. what just happened

Keef said...

"Would you bet $1000 on that? And not the fake kind of $1000 bet"

if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy





So, no. Got it.

Vice Presidente said...

done

suite

Keef said...

It's on LoW now

Keef said...

Also on LoW.
2012 NFL bet
No NFL QB throws for 5000+ yards during the 2012 season = 1 week name/pic for LP
At least 1 NFL QB throws for 5000+ yards during 2012 season = 1 week name/pic for keef


I guess Brees did it.

Vice Presidente said...

so i lost?

tem said...

wouldn't that mean you won?

Keef said...

got myself a 280 on PBA

Keef said...

so i lost?



Man you are a genius

tem said...

summit 4 will have a PBA tourney

Vice Presidente said...

ah i see now

apologies

BLUE said...

"if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy"

AHIIK

Keef said...

tem
they have a casino in cbus?

Jugdish said...

"if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy"



bet?

BLUE said...

keith and EP

Meiz said...

Tem, Kev, I'm thinking about the weekend of March 22.


ns

BLUE said...

cats sleep 70% of their lives...tem must be a cat

BLUE said...

what is meiz thinking about that weekend

BLUE said...

more monopoly money is printed in a year than real money throughout the entire world

Keef said...

Tem, Kev, I'm thinking about the weekend of March 22.



I'm leaving on the 23rd

Keef said...

I fly back home at like 4pm on that Saturday

BLUE said...

just change your flight and crash at tem's

BLUE said...

i'm sure pcmtem won't mind

Meiz said...

"I fly back home at like 4pm on that Saturday"

Thank you for making the decision for me. Money will be saved.

Keef said...

just change your flight and crash at tem's



My $FMLB draft is that Sunday morning.

Meiz said...

"i'm sure pcmtem won't mind"

Yeah, hamcocked Meiz is basically sober EP when there's a wife around. Except not mean.

Keef said...

LP isn't mean. He just doesn't have a good view of reality

Meiz said...

I WANT A SANDWICH.

CAN YOU BRING ME ANOTHER PILLOW?

THIS BLANKET'S ITCHY

WHERE ARE YOUR DRINKING GLASSES?

CAN I USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE?

I THREW UP IN THE BATHTUB

HOW DO I TURN THE TV OFF?

Keef said...

HOW CLOSE IS THE SHOWER TO THE TOILET?

Aitch said...

WHERE'S THE NEAREST BAIT SHOP?

Meiz said...

CAN I HAVE A BJ?

Keef said...

WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR DRESSERS BROKEN?

BLUE said...

WHY DOESN'T THE FUCKING MICROWAVE WORK

tem said...

"they have a casino in cbus?"

yes

tem said...

"cats sleep 70% of their lives...tem must be a cat"

you take that back

tem said...

""they have a casino in cbus?"

i haven't gone yet. the minimum bet on tables is $25.

tem said...

except like wednesday morning when it is only $20 or $15.

Keef said...

i haven't gone yet. the minimum bet on tables is $25.



oh fuck that

Keef said...

bold

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