Friday, March 22, 2013

Think you're gonna live long enough to spend all that money you fucking hump

Forgot to tell you guys the last wedding I worked last Friday the groom surprised the bride with a live performance from the one hit wonder freestyle phenomenon George Lamond.  Bad to the Heart was sung loudly and freestylely*.  Was pretty cool I guess.  Even though that music is awful.  I'd link the video but cannot due to blogger compability issues with IE at work.

Never underestimate how dumb people really can act.  Tell me why we need a sign above all the toasters in the cafeteria that states "Do Not Toast Buttered Bread".  I half expect there to be a tard* toasting a bagel with cream cheese.  Brick Tamlin.

Twitter is pretty out of control these two days.

I called Harvard.

I miss betting.

I don't miss paying the book.

I got that good kush and alcohol.  I got some down bitches I can call.

Funny how Swedish House Mafia went pop.


145 comments:

Jugdish said...

go

Vice Presidente said...

grrrrrrrrrrrr

BLUE said...

leave it to EP to fuck up the theme this week

Keef said...

Keith had to get up early after being drunk


this. I decided that sleeping an extra 30 minutes was better than getting up for breffast.

Keef said...

but luckily they have a spread outside the classrooms with bagels and shit

Keef said...

but now I'm done and can go drink with temberland

Jugdish said...

but luckily they have a spread outside the classrooms with bagels and shit



you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Vice Presidente said...

i do my own theme every week if you havent noticed

Keef said...

leave it to EP to fuck up the theme this week


usually lp isn't it's all about me guy

S




Meiz said...

4G's all janky this morning. I'm blaming it on the entire sales force being here this morning. Fucking slackers.

Meiz said...

You guys really bite wieners today. Whatever happened to the LOV bylaw that stated "Do as little work on Friday as possible"?

Jugdish said...

Obama: Baylor to beat ND for women's title



obama and freak are the only two people in america to fill out a bracket for the women's tournament

Jugdish said...

West: Heat 'easily' could top Lakers' streak



xnij

Vice Presidente said...

Whatever happened to the LOV bylaw that stated "Do as little work on Friday as possible"?


shit got real

Meiz said...

"shit got real"

Thanks, Obama.

:-(((

Meiz said...

"Thanks, Obama."

Bush's fault


/Obama

Jugdish said...

make it hurt



/govt

Meiz said...

Not a bad strategy to drum up support for federal employees though

Keef said...

beer me

Jugdish said...

Not a bad strategy to drum up support for federal employees though



unless you're a federal employee

Jugdish said...

madness time

BLUE said...

by the way ali aforce or whatever her name is, is fucking hot

Vice Presidente said...

pic

BLUE said...

Allie Laforce

BLUE said...

her diddy

Meiz said...

Oh my

Keef said...

tem has a black friend

BLUE said...

fuck tem

/blihtler

BLUE said...

"tem has a black friend"

he has 2 black friends if you include dikembe meiztombo

BLUE said...

how does tem introduce you to his friends?

hey this is Keith, some guy I know from the internet

Meiz said...

If they actually know Tem, it's probably not a big deal at all

Meiz said...

I carry a dryer sheet in my pocket

Meiz said...

MLB has filed a lawsuit against Biogenesis. It's pretty frivolous, but a lawsuit nonetheless.

BLUE said...

ole miss guy

"yeah we let the white guy play, we like him, we think he's funny"

Keef said...

how does tem introduce you to his friends?

hey this is Keith, some guy I know from the internet



I told them it was Craigslist

Keef said...

ole miss guy is awful.

Meiz said...

Chelsea Handler. Would ya?

Jugdish said...

"tem has a black friend"



he better not be talking to tem when I'm around

/aitch

BLUE said...

no wonder tem likees to steal cake

BLUE said...

so much for all those peeps who had wisky making the last 4*

Jugdish said...

im still not filling out a bracket this year

/keef

BLUE said...

3rd #12 seed to win this year

BLUE said...

screw shane larkin

Keef said...

no on Chelsea Handler

Jugdish said...

no on shane larkin too

Meiz said...

I'm on the fence on Handler. I know she'd be a maniac, but she's also kinda saggy.

BLUE said...

chelsea handler might be in tem's over 50 orgy

BLUE said...

i'm gonna pass on handling her

Meiz said...

Is she even that old?

Jugdish said...

born in 75

Jugdish said...

says google

Jugdish said...

she's a baby

/tp

BLUE said...

no way she's only 37

BLUE said...

she looks awful for 37

BLUE said...

big dude for creighton is wearing pink shoes

Jugdish said...

no way she's only 37



you calling google a liar?

Meiz said...

WOAH. That's a big no if she's that beaten at 37. Good god, we've got women 10-15 years older that work here that I'd give the business to.

BLUE said...

"you calling google a liar?"

if the glove fits

BLUE said...

holy la salle

Vice Presidente said...

she's a pig

50 cent jizzed on her face

BLUE said...

so you're saying there's a chance?

Meiz said...

All of a sudden, Mr 2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat has standards.

BLUE said...

mize might have a better shot at amanda bynes

BLUE said...

bears signed DJ williams...good move by the bears

Vice Presidente said...

her face is beat

i mean i would but for you guys i wouldnt

Meiz said...

So you're saying you wouldn't screw Chelsea Handler for me? Good to know.

Meiz said...

Hide the furniture. Tem's drunk.

BLUE said...

la salle, not so great

Meiz said...

BORED

Jugdish said...

good move by the bears



suite

Keef said...

another black friend of tem showed up

Keef said...

and yeah, tem's drunk

BLUE said...

blue might be drunk

BLUE said...

LA SALLE

BLUE said...

gonzaga's road just got a lot easier

Keef said...

Tem is pisst

Meiz said...

That happens to drunk Tem.

Meiz said...

I guess I'm all about leaving the 8 pin on PBA Challenge lately. The only true tap for a righty.

Meiz said...

I guess it's home time

Jugdish said...

15 more minutes until home time

Jugdish said...

and beer

Keef said...

Colorado is ballin

kodiac130 said...

Yikes, shouldn't have put Sconnie in the finals

tem said...

I love black people

Meiz said...

I guess I'm going to Cedars in a little bit

Keef said...

mize come to Yogi's bar and grill

ToddPacker said...

why am I watching snow soccer instead of the tourney?

tem said...

I'm donw drinking

Keef said...

Who is Todd Packer?

tem said...

Have a good flight keef

Keef said...

Thanks tem

Keef said...

Romance!

tem said...

I can't believe thay didn't work

Keef said...

flight is delayed an hour and gets into Dallas after my connecting flight is scheduled to leave. woe

Jugdish said...

Clippers star, coach disagree on woes



woe

Keef said...

looks like I'm spending the night in Dallas

tem said...

That sucks

tem said...

Sounds like your problem /meiz

Meiz said...

"looks like I'm spending the night in Dallas"


I have a friend there. He's a hairy Jew.

Keef said...

That's like saying damp water

tem said...

Seriously no more flights to AZ for the day?

Keef said...

For realz. I checked other airlines

tem said...

Nobody wants to go to AZ

Keef said...

it's spring break

Keef said...

so I axed if I could get my bag in Dallas. they said no, it'll be in phoenix. they couldn't explain to me how that happens.

tem said...

Hilarity

Meiz said...

And that's why I carry the duffel bag. I ain't checkin' shit. Ever.

Meiz said...

Send me on a trip for 3 weeks. Best believe I'll hit the laundromat.

tem said...

I'm shook by this white guy named Iverson. Iverson is not for white players.

Meiz said...

I know 2 white people named Iverson. They are fat, pasty, and unrelated.

Keef said...

not carrying a week's worth of business clothing and shoes and toiletries in a duffel bag

Meiz said...

You gotta roll that shit. Don't fold it. Those pants are good for at least 3 days.

And toiletries? Hotel's got that.


Maybe you just pack heavy. I don't know.

Keef said...

flight was supposed to be delayed to 5:30. incoming flight just got here

Keef said...

And toiletries? Hotel's got that.


hotel has toothpaste and a toothbrush and deodorant and razors and shaving cream and hair gel?

Keef said...

if I'm going on vacation and am just taking whatever clothes, I would pack different. I'm not rolling up my business clothes in a duffel bag.

Aitch said...

You know Meiz is just being Meiz. Why do you respond, Keith?

Aitch said...

Watched a little NCAA today. Memphis just kept chucking it up from 3 in the 2nd half, huh?

Keef said...

You know Meiz is just being Meiz. Why do you respond, Keith?



because I'm trapped in an airport and don't have shit else to do?

Keef said...

I was going to say I don't roll up a week's worth of clothes in a duffel bag because I'm not a slob

Meiz said...

"I'm not rolling up my business clothes in a duffel bag."

But yo, rolling it tight, it doesn't get wrinkled. And if something does, every hotel room has an iron.

I don't know. I guess if work was sending my monkey ass to some training thing, I'd probably just pack the jeans & collared shirt get ups.

Meiz said...

Then again, my company recently went from a stuffy dress code to jeans are cool. We're just every day folks dealing with every day folks.

Meiz said...

"You know Meiz is just being Meiz. Why do you respond, Keith?"

then why do you ever respond to anything?

tem said...

I'm still shook by this keith is in dallas and there are no flights to AZ thing. He's been there for hours, it isn't like ot is 10pm

Keef said...

I'm not in Dallas, tem

Keef said...

My flight leaving cbus was the one that ended up being like 2 1/2 hours late. My flight from Dallas is supposed to leave at 6. I'm not getting there until 7:30ish

Keef said...

I'm currently in the air on the way to DFW

Keef said...

, I'd probably just pack the jeans & collared shirt get ups.



I could only wear jeans on Friday

Keef said...

praise Allah. the plane I was on from cbus is the plane that was going to phx

tem said...

So you get to go home? Cool.

Keef said...

Yep. Flying now

Keef said...

Goddman Butler

Keef said...

Zags! Hahaha. Loosers*

kodiac130 said...

"I know 2 white people named Iverson. They are fat, pasty, and unrelated."



I know one, who also can accurately be described as above

kodiac130 said...

"Then again, my company recently went from a stuffy dress code to jeans are cool. We're just every day folks dealing with every day folks."



kod approved; even court is dress shirt and kahkis, no tie



kodiac130 said...

a few times a year I have to play the game though, I'm thinking of switching to bolo or bowtie in those instances



kodiac130 said...

I'm pumped, county finally plowed our road, so just got all our mail for the week


bobblehead has arrived, along with something something to be included

I think I still have your addy in my email Keith; will be shipped no later than this Saturday, I'll let you know if I can't find where to send it

oh, and fucking Twins

kodiac130 said...
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kod said...

I usually just wait to lose another bet before changing name/pic, but Rodgers had to go

Keef said...

Scrappy Doo fits

Keef said...

Just need blue to play week 4

Meiz said...

"a few times a year I have to play the game though, I'm thinking of switching to bolo or bowtie in those instances"

Do NOT wear a bowtie. The bolo is silly, but okay for where you are. A bowtie is always a bad idea.

BLUE said...

I played, you can advance now

Keef said...

my $ team I just drafted

Miguel Cabrera
Stephen Strasburg
Dustin Pedroia
Jacoby Ellsbury
Michael Bourne
Johnny Cueto
Desmond Jennings
Yo Gallardo
Paul Konerko
Nelson Cruz
Gio Gonzalez
Curtis Granderson
Wade Miley
Carl Crawford
Yadier Molina
Sergio Romo
Jim Johnson
Josh Rutledge
Todd Frazier
Dan Uggla
Dylan Bundy
Johan Santana

Meiz said...

Yo and Yadi that late are monster value picks

Keef said...

yadi was a keeper. I get him at 1 round higher than where I got him last year. same with gio. my other keeper was miggy

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