Monday, March 04, 2013

The Axe Murderer!!!

Wanderlei came through baby!!!


Wandy got something for the doubters:

Suitest KO from Saturday:



The end result of that left hand is dat broken jaw:

One more:

dat ass

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Vice Presidente said...

morning

Vice Presidente said...

Hi, I am looking for Molly.

Vice Presidente said...

Handy Man Keef

name and pic for you kev

Vice Presidente said...

A 2 1/2 year-old infant appears to have been cured of HIV following aggressive treatment soon after birth with the drugs lamivudine and zidovudine, which are sold by a joint venture between GlaxoSmithKline (GSK), Pfizer (PFE), ViiV Healthcare and Abbott Laboratories' (ABT) Kaletra. The news could revolutionize the way babies with HIV are treated. "It's proof of principle that we can cure HIV infection," says Johns Hopkins' Deborah Persaud.

HOLY SHIT

Vice Presidente said...

i give up, i abuse alcohol

tem said...

welcome to the weekend el pad.

let me know when you catch up to today's news and we can talk.

tem said...

speaking of weekend...meiz what does "snaps" mean?

Vice Presidente said...

"welcome to the weekend el pad."

my news cycle begins on Mondfays

tem said...

so did you just find out that the knick lost again?

Vice Presidente said...

sports isnt news

tem said...

i see

tem said...

do you know what snaps means?

Vice Presidente said...

used in what context i might

Meiz said...

As in "Who's got snaps on the petrol?"

Vice Presidente said...

that means money for gas

from a movie cant recall which movie

Meiz said...

Menace

Handy Man Keef said...

up up and away

Handy Man Keef said...

don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Handy Man Keef said...

The first webcam watched a coffee pot.

BLUE said...

on a related note, bgblue1 has learned to snap her fingers. she's very proud

Meiz said...

At what point do we stop using the bg & bb prefixes?

BLUE said...

should I call her lgblue1

BLUE said...

doblue1?

BLUE said...

"At what point do we stop using the bg & bb prefixes?"

she'll always be my babygirl

Meiz said...

"she'll always be my babygirl"

Fag!

Handy Man Keef said...

mize will nerve understand

BLUE said...

I think it makes me the opposite of your harsh words Andrew

Vice Presidente said...

he is jealous

Meiz said...

I was kidding. The family gang rushed to that one.

BLUE said...

i'm kidding, i don't care

BLUE said...

i knew you were kidding too, i'd probably say the same thing if somebody was spouting of some mushy crap

Aitch said...

Test

Meiz said...

Great. H is here.

Handy Man Keef said...

Test




Good thing you did that. You never know when your comment won't go through

(S)

Meiz said...

Only $500 to fix the shifting mechanism on the Aveo.

Fuck Yeah Auto Techs!

Meiz said...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BLUE said...

do you really need to be able to shift?

Aitch said...

Anyone else having issues accessing the site from a phone? Last few days I haven't been able to click any links, including the post comments link. Weird.

Aitch said...

Even after Meiz turned on the mobile version it still didn't work.

Meiz said...

I'm sure it's a $10 part. The problem is, my car is fucking Korean so they have to take the entire center console out to replace the button on the shifter.

Aitch said...

Meiz, see if .com is available and give me your mailing addy and I'll send you out a check the domain for this year. $10 right?

tem said...

it is hard for me to click links on the phone now. been having that issue for weeks.

i have to go to blogger.com and go to the edit screen and then click on the link for the comments from there. for whatever reason the links work there, but main page links haven't worked for a long time.

Aitch said...

How the fuck did you bust your shifter?

tem said...

meiz has an automatic and the shifter broke?

Aitch said...

Thanks, Tem. I'll try that.

Meiz, you can turn off mobile if you want. Didn't help.

Aitch said...

meiz has an automatic and the shifter broke?

Correct

Handy Man Keef said...

mize is a hard shifter

Aitch said...

He's just tough on vehicles in general I guess.

Aitch said...

Did Jug have to part for the damage to the minivan?

Aitch said...

Tem and Keith, I chuckled at your comments on my babysitting post.

Aitch said...

Discounts on your cellphone plan through work are the better.

Aitch said...

20% off is no joke

Handy Man Keef said...

He's just tough on vehicles in general I guess.




Lenny

Handy Man Keef said...

I think I have 25% off through HD for Verizon. Good times

Handy Man Keef said...

jug's niece has 50% off

BLUE said...

having your company pay for your cellphone is the better

Meiz said...

"How the fuck did you bust your shifter?"

Cheap POS. Even the dealership just said it's from normal use. I am incredibly careful with my vehicle because repairs are so cost-prohibitive.

Vice Presidente said...

buy a better car next time

Meiz said...

I need to get the Steve Filter Program so I can filter out LP's IP address.

Handy Man Keef said...

ha

Aitch said...

On another note, I'm still trying to get the hang of this swype thing

Vice Presidente said...

shut up

Aitch said...

No

Vice Presidente said...

ooo look at me i blog on my smartphone

whipty do

Aitch said...

Yup you got me

BLUE said...

i have a samsung and i'm soo cool


pay attention to me

BLUE said...

playing road to glory on NCAA, and i'm finally the starter as a Junior.

fucking computer

and fuck my defense

Aitch said...

I think you need a beer to call your nerves, homie.

BLUE said...

are we on week 3 recruiting yet, i've got like 4 guys i'm trying to get and that's all

Aitch said...

The trolls are out early today.

BLUE said...

what am i going to call my nerves

BLUE said...

beers can't talk

Aitch said...

Why ya trollin?

/Meiz

Aitch said...

I meant that comment for EP. A beer to CALM* his nerves.

BLUE said...

guess you really are having troubles with swype

Aitch said...

This is an angry place today. Serenity now, brothers.

Aitch said...

Guess so

Handy Man Keef said...

playing road to glory on NCAA, and i'm finally the starter as a Junior.



I've done road to glory twice. First time I went to tOSU and didn't start until the end of soph year. Just finished my 2nd one, I went to FU. Started in week 3 of freshman year and won 4 Heismen*

Handy Man Keef said...

This is an angry place today.



Oh suite irony

Handy Man Keef said...

are we on week 3 recruiting yet


Has tem finished week 2?

Aitch said...

So this morning I get a last minute for some folks who were already waiting. I don't know what happened to their original car, but for some reason he couldn't make it in time. So I rush over and pick them up and needless to say, they are unhappy. Of course, no one told them what happened so they assumed that I was just late. They spend the first half of the 10 minute ride bitching about me in Spanish. I keep my mouth shut. Then they start talking about the car and how Lincoln is a good brand and the old man tells a story about a Continental that he had and loved and put over 300k on it, etc. So I turn around and, in English, say that the Continental is indeed a nice car and it's not surprising to me that he got over 300k since he took such pride in the car. The daughter then looks all shocked and asks if I speak Spanish. I tell her no, but I speak Portuguese so I understand a lot of Spanish. All 3 of them loom at each other, very embarrassed.

Needless to say, I got a very good tip for a very short ride. Sometimes it helps to be bilingual.

Aitch said...

*look at each other

BLUE said...

beth is bilingual, sexually

BLUE said...

sometimes it helps to be bisexual

/beth

Aitch said...

suite irony

I've been trying to cut down on the anger of late. I'd like to think I'm doing ok. It's a process

BLUE said...

"Has tem finished week 2?"

does he have the green bubble

Aitch said...

I wonder how that crazy bitch is doin...

Handy Man Keef said...

does he have the green bubble



I don't know. I left the Xbox at home today

Aitch said...

I think EP's promotion has him shook. He seems stressed these days.

Aitch said...

I don't know. I left the Xbox at home today

Sounds like your problem.

/Meiz

BLUE said...

wish i had a promotion to shook* me

tem said...

"Has tem finished week 2?"

yes

tem said...

"I don't know. I left the Xbox at home today"

green bubble went on yesterday at like 9:30pm.

tem said...

EST

Vice Presidente said...

"I think EP's promotion has him shook. He seems stressed these days. "

what are you a fucking psychologist now?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"having your company pay for your cellphone is the better"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Handy Man Keef said...

green bubble went on yesterday at like 9:30pm.



OIC. I didn't turn on the game after 5:30pmEST

Vice Presidente said...

i am just trying to dumb my way up the ladder

Handy Man Keef said...

what are you a fucking psychologist now?




yep, seems stressed to me

Handy Man Keef said...

I'm trying to log on to easports online to see if I can move it to week 3. Page is blockt* on my work computer, and when I try on my phone it says "Connection problem. The page contains too many server redirects"

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

mobile version of lov is not good. I always switch to web version on my phone

tem said...

i am sure you can advance it tonight.

tem said...

or at least i figure you can.

Meiz said...

Speaking of not getting promotions, I just got out of a meeting with 2 supervisors and 2 directors. I'm now in charge of purchasing and billing for boots and uniform clothing.

Vice Presidente said...

portugese make good churrasco

Handy Man Keef said...

i am sure you can advance it tonight.



Yeah. Was just trying to see if I could do it by internets

Vice Presidente said...

that's wonderful news meiz

tem said...

"i am just trying to dumb my way up the ladder"


good plan. stick to it and you will be gold.

tem said...

gj meiz

Meiz said...

I'm also now in charge of tracking and paring down our super spendy special runs each day.

Handy Man Keef said...

I'm now in charge of purchasing and billing for boots and uniform clothing.


Congrats!

Handy Man Keef said...

i am just trying to dumb my way up the ladder




If anyone can do it, I know you can.

Meiz said...

Hello 1 year review. Keep piling on the responsibilities, guys.

Vice Presidente said...

"good plan. stick to it and you will be gold."

that's the goal to be CEO of this place

Handy Man Keef said...

Hello 1 year review. Keep piling on the responsibilities, guys.




Don't worry. They'll take care of you.

/stache guy

Vice Presidente said...

"Keep piling on the responsibilities, guys"

i eat reponsibilities for breakfast

WORK

Handy Man Keef said...

you're a hero, LP

Vice Presidente said...

lebron is on roids

tem said...

lebron is made of roids. he is a robot made of roids.

Vice Presidente said...

efforting on Knicks tix for the Thunder game

Meiz said...

"i eat responsibilities for breakfast"

I think I'd get fired if I ate them

Vice Presidente said...

i need a ticket hook up guy, miss my old pal Frankie he used to get great tickets

BLUE said...

"I'm now in charge of purchasing and billing for boots and uniform clothing."

suite, congrats

Handy Man Keef said...

i need a ticket hook up guy, miss my old pal Frankie he used to get great tickets



use ticketmaster. Their fees aren't that bad

Meiz said...

That's one of the problems with New York. You guys rip your own people off. Knicks don't run ticket promos?

Vice Presidente said...

"That's one of the problems with New York. You guys rip your own people off. Knicks don't run ticket promos?"

not that i know of and i dont know what you mean the tickets were hot, you'd get them less than cost

Handy Man Keef said...

run on sentences are the best

Meiz said...

"the tickets were hot"

Yeah, I made that assumption

BLUE said...

this guy is awesome

BLUE said...

fucking russians

Handy Man Keef said...

Saw SNL this weekend, that Thrift Store dude was the musical guest. I had no idear that dude was white

Vice Presidente said...

macklemore

and kevin hart was awful

Handy Man Keef said...

and kevin hart was awful



si

Handy Man Keef said...

he even fucked up the "Really" sketch on weekend update because he can't fucking read

tem said...

he can go to class on reading with H

Vice Presidente said...

he even fucked up the "Really" sketch on weekend update because he can't fucking read

that was the low

BLUE said...

i would punch jared in the face

tem said...

the subway guy?

Handy Man Keef said...

sullinger

BLUE said...

the really sketch was ok, hart was just trying to talk to fast

BLUE said...

"the subway guy?"

yes, there's only one jared

Meiz said...

"Saw SNL this weekend, that Thrift Store dude was the musical guest. I had no idear that dude was white"


You serious?

Regardless, the album is fire. It get the Meiz two thumbs up stamp of approval. The production on it gets an A+ too.

Handy Man Keef said...

You serious?



I R

tem said...

Really Sketch = blank stare. I never watch that show

Thrift Store = blank stare

Meiz said...

"Thrift Store = blank stare"

Thrift Shop. Rap music.

Handy Man Keef said...

Florida State and Boise State will play a home-and-home series in 2019 and 2020, the schools announced Monday.



Aitch said...

portugese make good churrasco

You mean chouriço?

Meiz said...

"yes, there's only one jared"

Maybe Tem thought you were talking about Jarrod Niemann

Vice Presidente said...

can't wait

Vice Presidente said...

You mean chouriço?

oh fuck you

Vice Presidente said...

i mean grilled meats

Aitch said...

Congrats, Meiz

Aitch said...

Any more $$? NS

Aitch said...

"You mean chouriço?

oh fuck you"

I was seriously asking, you little bitch. I didn't know if you meant something else that you were possibly misspelling or I was misunderstanding.

Aitch said...

stressed, sensitive Sally lately.

Aitch said...

do you need a tissue to wipe off your vagina?

Aitch said...

cuz every little thing is gonna be alright

/Bob Marley

Aitch said...

early day today. This makes me happy.

Aitch said...

Natty Z

Vice Presidente said...

why cant you just say chorizo

Meiz said...

"Any more $$? NS"

Not now. We'll find out at the end of May. I'll be bringing it up.

Sidenote: They've been canning people with some astounding frequency lately.

Handy Man Keef said...

canning like jelly?

Meiz said...

2 of the last 3 terminations were stone cone, too. One guy a few months before retirement, and the last guy the day before taking his family to Disney World.

STONE. CONE.

Meiz said...

I actually just chuckled at that because I'm an asshole.

Vice Presidente said...

are they getting comped out though?

Vice Presidente said...

like corporate knows the guy is going to Disney World

Meiz said...

Not a clue. I doubt it.

BLUE said...

when you fire someone, you don't give a shit about the other stuff going on in their life

you have to be stone cone

Meiz said...

"like corporate knows the guy is going to Disney World"

This isn't corporate making these calls.

Meiz said...

"you have to be stone cone"

Oh, I understand that. I've been fired before.

Aitch said...

"why cant you just say chorizo"

why didn't you?

Handy Man Keef said...

H & LP should just fuck and get it over with

Aitch said...

and because that isn't Portuguese.

tem said...

i know what chorizo is.

Aitch said...

I just have no idea why he is being so hostile. That time of the month? Did CMLP meet someone on facebook again?

Handy Man Keef said...

Wait. H is Portuguese?


(S)

Aitch said...

"i know what chorizo is."

Good man

Aitch said...

I'm sorry that the rest of you are mutts and don't have pride in your heritage, Keith.

Handy Man Keef said...

ok

Meiz said...

"I'm sorry that the rest of you are mutts and don't have pride in your heritage, Keith."

Goddamn jack Mormons

Meiz said...

H should video himself saying "Hey, I'm Portuguese!" and post it on Tyler's facebook wall. That would probably get a yell laugh out of T.

BLUE said...

who is tyler

Vice Presidente said...

why didn't you?

because im not talking about that im talking about a place like this:

portugese bbq, all over in newark this place is one of the best

will you shut the fuck up now

tem said...

mc whore's bbq??

Handy Man Keef said...

will you shut the fuck up now



He can't shut up. He's Portuguese

Vice Presidente said...

yeah mcwhores is the name of the street

Vice Presidente said...

thousands like that not named mcwhores

basic premise is a bunch of portugese immigrants cooking beef and chiken slowly over hot coals all day

then sell for cheap or reasonable

it's a pretty solid idea

served with giant mounds of beans and rice

Meiz said...

"portugese bbq, all over in newark this place is one of the best"

A) They can't even spell the items they sell.

B) What about that is Portuguese? The poor spelling?

BLUE said...

what the fuck is a caharcoal grill?

Vice Presidente said...

the dont tend to the web i guess

Handy Man Keef said...

what the fuck is a caharcoal grill?



It's where they cook their chiken

Meiz said...

"what the fuck is a caharcoal grill?"

Maybe it's Portuguese like churrasco

Handy Man Keef said...

the dont tend to the web i guess




Maybe they're just mad busy yo

Meiz said...

Did anybody else get the tornado warning text from Verizon today?

Handy Man Keef said...

I get storm warnings from VZW all the time in the summer

tem said...

negative

Meiz said...

One of the guys that works here is 2nd cousins with Bob Hayes

tem said...

is it you?

Meiz said...

It is not

Handy Man Keef said...

bold

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