Friday, March 08, 2013

Only reason you exist out here is cuz a me

You can always tell when chicks got they periods when they take purse to the bathroom.

So Showtime has this show, remember when I said Real Sports on HBO is the bombdizzle? and that it's like 60 min style but on sports topics, well like I said Showtime has this show which they call 60 minutes sports.  And it's exactly the same.  Real Sports is still better cuz it's OG. 

Anyway last night or the night before they had this piece on this idiot european dude who thought he can like dive down to depths of the ocean without head gear or any breathing apparatus and shit even though doctors and scientists said um hey, you know the farther down you go the less chance of you actually surviving and like your head can just explode and he was all like yeah i have this figured out......yeah he went down to like i dont know i wasnt paying attention like 200 feet or something and came up unconscious, he's physically handicap now and talks like he had a stroke

what an idiot.  man i really hate people like that

I LOVE CASH.

Haagen Dazs pints were $2 on sale last week bought 5 of those fuckers.

Vanilla Swiss Almond
Caramel Cone Sundae
Chocolate Chocolate Chip
Cookie Dough
Coffee

Tell me why I want to see that OZ movie.

Cable is more annoying then......................................

Shaq with that whack ass TV show, cmon bro

Amazes me how athletes are so unprepared for life after thier playing careers.

Also NFL has longest off-season right?  I think yes.  If not in Super Bowl you are off, Feb-July (late) min camps don't count.  Just a thought.

You know there is something not right about these gooks.  A part of me thinks they are infiltrating the states at this rapid pace to launch an attack on us one day

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Vice Presidente said...

morning

Jugdish said...

how you doin?

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Vice Presidente said...

smat*

tem said...

shaq must need money.

he is in like 10 new commercials now and has a dumb show or whatever

tem said...

"Tell me why I want to see that OZ movie."


1) wizard of oz is a classic and anything related to it even dudes want to see. it is engraved into our minds. for example, Wicked the musical. There is interest in seeing that even though it is a musical and generally all musicals (except Grease 2) are for girls.

2) witches that aren't ugly

3) great combo of actresses that you want to see naked. Mila Kunis - big check. Rachel Weisz - seen it before I think but I'd see it again. Michelle Williams - sure why not. so even though it is rated PG-13 and there won't be boobs you are interested in it anyway.

4) James Franco is some sort of real life magician. Everything about him says you should hate him because he seems to be some sort of lazy stoner guy who never tries. But yet, he is likable. WTF?

tem said...

"Also NFL has longest off-season right?"


if you count lockouts then Hockey wins I think.

if you don't count lockouts then Hockey is probably the shortest.

Vice Presidente said...

great OZ points

tem said...

"You know there is something not right about these gooks. A part of me thinks they are infiltrating the states at this rapid pace to launch an attack on us one day"

you are wierd

tem said...

and i know that is pot / kettle

tem said...

i think it is because James Franco looks mildy retarded so somewhere in the back of your head you are proud of the tard for making it.

BLUE said...

"That left field GG is adorable. Like being the smrtst retard."

you do realize he won one the year he played CF. The only reason he doesn't play CF anymore is a) they have Dexter Fowler and b) they're trying to save the wear and tear on him so he can continue to hit .330 every year

BLUE said...

"Tell me why I want to see that OZ movie."

mila kunis

Vice Presidente said...

you are wierd

dude there are millions of them, can form own army

Jugdish said...

lion attack


"She was at ease with those big cats," Hanson said. "They liked her."



apparently

BLUE said...

lion attack has been news here

you get into the cage with a lion, you're gonna get bit

BLUE said...

mariah had the puppies on display last night.

it was nice

Handy Man Keef said...

"lion attack"



Authorities trying to determine what caused a lion to maul and fatally attack a female intern volunteer at a private wild animal park



Um, because it's a fucking lion?

Vice Presidente said...

mariah had the puppies on display last night.

pic please

BLUE said...

"pic please"

google

BLUE said...

keith are we on to signing day yet

Handy Man Keef said...

1 sec

Handy Man Keef said...

It's on signing day now

BLUE said...

ok, i'm ready to advance

Handy Man Keef said...

Do you want to look at signing day or can I move it along?

Handy Man Keef said...

Ok

BLUE said...

i kind of wish bieber would die

BLUE said...

this would never happen in springfield

Handy Man Keef said...

On position changes

Meiz said...

"you do realize he won one the year he played CF. The only reason he doesn't play CF anymore is a) they have Dexter Fowler and b) they're trying to save the wear and tear on him so he can continue to hit .330 every year"

So you took the bait. Got it.

Meiz said...

You guys play video games too much

Meiz said...

Your wives should be appalled

Vice Presidente said...

i need to attend a bourbon tasting to decide which bourbon i will drink

tem said...

"Do you want to look at signing day or can I move it along?"

i do not need to look

tem said...

"Your wives should be appalled"

nope. if we didn't play video games we'd bother them more.

Handy Man Keef said...

Boise had #3 class, wava #4, Sconnie #5

tem said...

i do need to do position changes though. the computer puts people at dumb positions if you let it.

tem said...

wava had a lot of gems though.

Handy Man Keef said...

I had 3 gems and 1 bust

Meiz said...

"Boise had #3 class, wava #4, Sconnie #5"


BOOM!

BLUE said...

i think i'm done with position changes

Meiz said...

Yeah, I'm going to want to look at positions

BLUE said...

I had 21 4 star recruits

Meiz said...

Whatta gotta online site for NCAA?

Meiz said...

"nope. if we didn't play video games we'd bother them more."

I must have had the worst girlfriend on earth

Meiz said...

Again, cmtem moving on up the rankings.

Handy Man Keef said...

mize

Meiz said...

BLOCKT!

Handy Man Keef said...

Let's see if we can get all the offseason shit done by tomorrow

Meiz said...

Can we play baseball? Can that be a thing?

Meiz said...

Big ole fish fry for lunch today.

Cod, perch, fries, slaw, rolls, rye bread, milk, juice, soda, salad, mashtopatoes

Handy Man Keef said...

I like beisbol, but I think I would lose interest after about game 37

Meiz said...

Yeah, that recruiting on NCAA is riveting stuff.




Handy Man Keef said...

That's why you skip it. I don't skip the games

BLUE said...

"I like beisbol, but I think I would lose interest after about game 37"

can't you make a shortened season

Handy Man Keef said...

Good point

Meiz said...

"can't you make a shortened season"

Probably.

I'd like to do a full season of something some time. I've always wanted to do baseball and keep the same schedule as MLB, and I've always wanted to do Madden on 15 minute quarters on All-Madden with the realest gameplay possible.

Meiz said...

Then again, maybe not. Who cares.

Meiz said...

"Amazes me how athletes are so unprepared for life after thier playing careers."


How does one propose they should be prepared? Nothing about their lives has been "normal" from the time they hit age 14 or earlier.

Handy Man Keef said...

I'd like to do a full season of something some time. I've always wanted to do baseball and keep the same schedule as MLB, and I've always wanted to do Madden on 15 minute quarters on All-Madden with the realest gameplay possible




Meiz said ...

You guys play video games too much

Meiz said...

Meiz said...

Then again, maybe not. Who cares.

Vice Presidente said...

"How does one propose they should be prepared? Nothing about their lives has been "normal" from the time they hit age 14 or earlier."

stop acting like you are 21?

Meiz said...

"Nothing about their lives has been "normal" from the time they hit age 14 or earlier."

Handy Man Keef said...

Who cares? They fucking humans. They can't adjust to a different lifestyle?

Handy Man Keef said...

They're

Meiz said...

Evidently not. I'm just saying they're not normal.

tem said...

does x box have a good baseball game?

tem said...

i am going to wava to do work tomorrow. so i probably will struggle to finish all the offseason stuff this weekend.

Meiz said...

"does x box have a good baseball game?"

Yeah, 2K is good.

Meiz said...

The Show is a little better, but that's a Sony game.

Meiz said...

Fried food was a bad idea. Should have gone wit the grilled cutlets.

tem said...

Fried is usually carb heavy

tem said...

If you guys do a 2K baseball league I will play as the Pirates.

BLUE said...

i would play as the rockies

BLUE said...

i am not good at vidyo game beisbol though

BLUE said...

EP might have xbox by then

Vice Presidente said...

might

key word

Handy Man Keef said...

Ha

tem said...

"i am not good at vidyo game beisbol though"


^^^ All day for me

tem said...

but i think i can throw up a realistic pirates record

Handy Man Keef said...

Tem is a gaming nerd. He'll be dominating in 2 weeks

Vice Presidente said...

In an interview podcast with former San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom on his podcast, Carolla went there. After Newsom noted that “half of African Americans in the state of California, and roughly half of Latino families, have no access to a checking account or an ATM,” Carolla voiced some questions that were probably left best unsaid.

“What’s wrong with them?” asked Carolla. “I want to know why those two groups don’t have access. Are they flawed?”

Newsom quickly attempted to steer the conversation elsewhere. “I don’t want to have a sociological debate,” he said.

“I want to know why [Blacks and Latinos] are struggling,” Carolla continued. “Do Asians have this problem? Why do so many [Blacks and Latinos]? Blacks have been here longer than we have. What about Asians–they were put in internment camps. Are they at the check cashing places?”

“Why are [these problems] concentrated in the African American community?” Newsom responded. “Look at the history. It’s na├»ve to suggest that those things don’t matter.”

“How about the Jews?” asked Carolla. “No problems in the past? Whose had it worse? Why are the Jews doing well? [...] Why do some groups do so much better? I’ll tell you why: They have a family who puts an emphasis on education.”

BLUE said...

why don't they have access to a checking account

fucking things are free

Vice Presidente said...

"Christie Dawn Harris was arrested after police officers found a gun in her vagina and meth in her butt."

wt name too

Handy Man Keef said...

You have to have money to put in a checking acct

Vice Presidente said...

you saw the hangover 3 trailer?

BLUE said...

"you saw the hangover 3 trailer?"

i saw it , i wasn't impressed

BLUE said...

"You have to have money to put in a checking acct"

so saying they don't have access is just plain false

they have access, they don't have the means

BLUE said...

granted illegals don't have access, because of that anti-terrorism thing, they have to have valid SSN or something

Vice Presidente said...

durant gets "Jordan" calls already i noticed

Vice Presidente said...

time to get live
time to represent

SUNSET PARK WHAT TIME IS IT

Meiz said...

Time to get naked and pull on some wieners?

Vice Presidente said...

no

Handy Man Keef said...

Shit, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Vice Presidente said...

spinach ravioli tonight from Pastosa

DET

tem said...

"Tem is a gaming nerd. He'll be dominating in 2 weeks"

i've never had much luck with baseball, but you are probably right that I would figure it out.

BLUE said...

it's just pushing buttons and moving sticks

BLUE said...

problem with playing 15 minute quarters in Madden is that the final score of the game is like 140-125

Vice Presidente said...

ive always found baseball games to be pretty simple and true to the actual game

like pitching is key, down and away, corners, changing speeds and eye level if you make mistakes over the plate they will get hit

Vice Presidente said...

problem with playing 15 minute quarters in Madden is that the final score of the game is like 140-125


not on All Madden level

Vice Presidente said...

thought about moving, just gonna paint instead, cheaper

BLUE said...

"not on All Madden level"

yes, even on that level

Meiz said...

""not on All Madden level"

yes, even on that level"



You just have to adjust the sliders

BLUE said...

90's dances were awesome

BLUE said...

"You just have to adjust the sliders"

like the mini burgers?

BLUE said...

one of my favorite movie scenes

Vice Presidente said...

why elguapo

Vice Presidente said...

my forehead is advancing on my hair

BLUE said...

who are these fucking guys

BLUE said...

/major league voice

Vice Presidente said...

1/28

Handy Man Keef said...

17/28

BLUE said...

i got like 6

BLUE said...

some of them are deceptive because I forgot they changed teams

Handy Man Keef said...

I got all position players except Toronto catcher. Didn't get many pitchers

BLUE said...

only pitcher i knew was vogelsong

Handy Man Keef said...

I got the Dbags pitchers, Toronto SP, and Texas SP

Aitch said...

I'm in NYC with time to kill. Trying to meet up with EP.

Vice Presidente said...

drive me home i get out at 6pm

BLUE said...

go buy him some biers

Vice Presidente said...

drop off a sixer son

BLUE said...

tiger now -12

BLUE said...

lebron is fucked

BLUE said...

I had a JIB hot mess burger the other day

it was pretty alright

Meiz said...

Tomorrow I shall buy a fish

Vice Presidente said...

what kind

BLUE said...

get a clown fish and name it nemo

Aitch said...

You gonna wait for me to get there?

Vice Presidente said...

what is your estimated time

Jugdish said...

EST

Meiz said...

"what kind"

Probably just a Betta. I'll get a fancy looking vase to keep it in at Michael's or Hobby Lobby on the cheap.

Thinking about getting back in the aquarium game on a smaller scale than before.

Vice Presidente said...

i got a starter set, it's yours if you want if i ever remember to send it

Vice Presidente said...

time to punch a chowd in the face

piece

Jugdish said...

simmit 2.75?

Jugdish said...

summit

Jugdish said...

5 minutes until home time

BLUE said...

i'm heading, it's been a week

Meiz said...

Time for me to check out today's links

Aitch said...

And I bought EP a $7 draft deer. Mission accomplished.

Aitch said...

Also, he's taller than I thought he would be.

Handy Man Keef said...

Did you guys touch each other's junk?

Meiz said...

"Also, he's taller than I thought he would be."

That's because you're like 5'10"

Handy Man Keef said...

If LP lived anywhere else, $7 would have been like 3 draft deers*

Meiz said...

FACT

Handy Man Keef said...

Boise can wear blue at home again

Meiz said...

Especially at this time of day. Happy hour, yo.

Aitch said...

"That's because you're like 5'10""

Knows height

Meiz said...

Not a clue

Handy Man Keef said...

5'10" is his width


S

Aitch said...

You forgot the "/elevator guy"

Handy Man Keef said...

Position changes

Handy Man Keef said...

Wall

Handy Man Keef said...

Got a 299 on PBA Challenge

Handy Man Keef said...

hilarity

kodiac130 said...

"Amazes me how athletes are so unprepared for life after thier playing careers."



I understand it for the one's who come from poverty, which is a good perctage. But even for those raised middle class, it still must take huge adjustments to have such a very short but incredibly lucrative and fame-filled shelf life.

kodiac130 said...

why don't they have access to a checking account

fucking things are free



When I worked at a Bank, we had quite a few hispanic clients, probably around 1/3.

Very very few had accounts and the one's that did still carried a minimal balance and most often just cashed their paychecks for >>>>$1000

It's not a matter of not having money, and it's not a matter of not knowing that they exist or how to set them up.





kodiac130 said...

*and if you wondering why they would come in if they didn't have accounts, it's because the bank allowed non-members to cash checks written from that bank

kodiac130 said...

"Do Asians have this problem? Why do so many [Blacks and Latinos]? Blacks have been here longer than we have. What about Asians–they were put in internment camps. Are they at the check cashing places?”"


wow, Carolla is an idiot

well, asshole
-we didn't kidnap people from Asia and force them to work on things they did not have particular skills for, and beat/rape/kill/tear apart their families....instead, gasp, we allowed them to come willingly and gave them what they needed to use their skills and knowledge to improve our transportation and ag. development/systems.

-internment was horrible, shameful and completly indefensible, but came significantly later after initial arrivals at Angel Island, after they were allowed to demonstrate their utility and integrate into America.

-making it sound like any and all racial injustice is equal injustice is fucking dumb and harmful

kodiac130 said...

High school state hockey championship tonight

haven't been so excited for a hockey game since Bemidji's final 4 run years back

Meiz said...

Lesson learned, buy bigger rocks for the next Betta. Rinsing these ones was an absolute disaster.

Meiz said...

I should also get a bigish meat baster for waster changes.

kodiac130 said...

"A nasty brawl broke out in the ninth inning of the World Baseball Classic game between Mexico and Canada on Saturday

It was a wild scene, as chaotic as any on a major league field in recent years.

Several police officers came onto the field, and there were skirmishes in the seats."


Canada is still learning the whole baseball thing, sometimes, they think it's hockey

kodiac130 said...

glad JM wasn't involved, shit, I hope he didn't get concussed from watching it

Meiz said...

Yeah, man. I can't wait for the video to hit youtube. I heard dudes were wildin' out.

kodiac130 said...

^^^

plus, Canada and Mexico? How random....like the Netherlands brawling with Japan or something

kodiac130 said...

that's why they needed team USA in the middle of them


it's the only thing holding back WWIII


on an unrelated note, ahem, I'm out of beer, and have moved on to Whisky

kodiac130 said...

well, my cell stopped answering calls last week, and I had to break down and finally get my first real smartphone

Loving the Galaxy III; although my phone no longer matches my laptop (circa 2007) and TV (somewhat broken, quasi-black and white 2008 Bravia).

Thrifty kod is hoping this phone lasts until 2018 or so

Meiz said...

The GS3 is a MONSTER, Kod. I love love love it. You can totally customize it to your liking.

And download the Gas Buddy app. Put politics aside and buy the cheapest gas you can. Consumerism is the best way to get these prices trending down.

Meiz said...

Time to go drink with EJ & J Dub for a while. I'll be back round about 11:30 I think.

kodiac130 said...

and, the 2 logistical kod cribs hangups have been solved


I now have a video recorder, and

cmkod has agreed to narrate said cribs

and kodashians have agreed to cameo

I just wish sskod was here to film/edit, but still should be solid, or at least hilariously awful and good fodder

kodiac130 said...

And download the Gas Buddy app. Put politics aside and buy the cheapest gas you can. Consumerism is the best way to get these prices trending down.



thanks man, I'll do that right away! With all the driving I have to do, Im all about the cheapest gas options possible

kodiac130 said...

sad though, there was ONE place in Bemidji that sold low grade at the same price as mid grade (it costs stations the same, they just almost always jack up the price on midgrade)...they just changed that this month

boooo, but I still go there because everytime I walk in they get a carton of Marb Red 72s out for me. It's kind of like Cheers, but instead of my name, they all know my smokes.

kodiac130 said...

alright, time for my super bowl to begin

one of my favorite parts is when they introduce all the players and cheerleeders. That was my favorite part as a kid, I thought they all looked so old and so cool.

now, they look like, well, kids. Crazy you

kodiac130 said...

they made the introductions so much lamer, no cheerleaders, and players wearing pseudo-football helmets


laaaame

on the plus side, HM scored first, but your Edina Hornets answered within a minute or two

1-1
halfway though 1st

kodiac130 said...

also, my kitten seems to like Rum


but no Rum for him, he's < 3 y/o, will revisit issue in about 1.5 years

kodiac130 said...

on a related note, no more whisky either, but plenty of Bacardi remains

kodiac130 said...

2-1 Edina


this is serious, we can make you delerious, you shoud have a healthy fear of us, cause too much of us is dangerous....

kodiac130 said...

"you know, Hill Murray likes to go into that back door"

chuckle, I'm 5

5-3 power play quashed, 5-4 to start the second period, 2-1 Edina

stay tuned...

kodiac130 said...

or.....


keep scrolling

kodiac130 said...

3-1 Edina

Also want to take this time to note that Edina has 10X the number of state championships than the second highest school in Minni


but its mostly from tennis and hockey, it's what we do

kodiac130 said...

If you like or ever forced watch The Mighty Ducks or sequels, watch out for the Edina slams, they are everywhere. Although we like that the spoiled rich kid is a "cakeater" and forced to join the Ducks from Edina's team, the most of us aren't venture capitilists. Some of us had parents who did retail, Grandfathers who were custodians, grandmothers as bank tellers and secretaries, etc. etc. etc. Unions yo!

kodiac130 said...

oh, and 4-1 Edina now


yesssssss

kodiac130 said...

is beth still around to keep yall in line, I hope so

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"is beth still around to keep yall in line, I hope so"

yes, jug is still around

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

watching hockey too. the lightning suck

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

gators scored 0 points in the last 7+ minutes against Kentucky today... they're not good on the road

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

gators scored 0 points in the last 7+ minutes against Kentucky today... they're not good on the road

kodiac130 said...

yes, jug is still around

A+

watching hockey too. the lightning suck

F-



kodiac130 said...

of course, TP always scores a solid A for his 80's music knowedge with a + for Pixies and TMBG appreciation.

kodiac130 said...

Minnesota is the state of hockey because

1) our hs teams will beat the absolute shit out of yours

2) miracle on ice? Your welcome

3) they moved the North Stars to Dallas, who promptly stole our history, ironically leaving us with the worse nickname, color scheme and jerseys in NHL history

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

2)

tem said...

4) It is the closest state to canada that actually has people living in it.

BLUE said...

5) it's the only state where lakes and ponds are frozen year round

BLUE said...

I'm done with position changes

tem said...

I too am done

Handy Man Keef said...

Mize?

Meiz said...

I weighed my options, and Tem would be proud. Went to the grocery store today and bought nary a carby item. Fruits and veggies.

Meiz said...

"is beth still around to keep yall in line, I hope so"

Not even a little bit

Handy Man Keef said...

We're cutting players now

Handy Man Keef said...

Bold

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