Monday, March 11, 2013

Monday

Rose cleared to play but not mentally ready to return, then he says he won't return until he can confidently dunk off his left foot, and now he is saying he has hamstring problems and won't return until that's resolved.

Lakers in that 8th spot!!!

Brutal but hilarity, wish the video was longer for some reaction footage

187 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

Rose is a bitch

Aitch said...

Blah

Vice Presidente said...

broke blackberry, manager gonna be pissed when he sees the order request come in

fuck it

Aitch said...

Rut roh

Aitch said...

Is the screen slightly cracked?

Vice Presidente said...

the screen itself isnt but the screen underneath the screen is all fucked up

if that makes cents*

Vice Presidente said...

aitch is my new pal

Vice Presidente said...

thanks for the brewski, quickest bier* evar!!!!!!

tem said...

you had a quickie with H?

tem said...

Rose's brother says Rose doesn't want to play because his teammates suck.

I don't buy that for a minute.

Rose doesn't want to play because he would be jeopardizing his $100+ million dollar career.

Vice Presidente said...

Record 47,791,996 Americans on food stamps...

Vice Presidente said...

get on that gravy train kids!

4 more years!

Aitch said...

"thanks for the brewski, quickest bier* evar!!!!!!"

No problem.

tem said...

we also have a record number of americans alive

BLUE said...

"Record 47,791,996 Americans on food stamps... "

that's like 1/6th of the world population

(s)

BLUE said...

i'm all done with week 1

tem said...

did you win?

tem said...

i am done with week 1 too, but i didn't have a game.

BLUE said...

"did you win?"

yes, utar sucks


first game of the year is always tough as i'm trying to figure out which new guys are worth a damn

Vice Presidente said...

"which new guys are worth a damn"

play all the black guys

tem said...

i suggest making sure your punter is white, but has dreads anyway.


he was high entertainment but got cut this year.

Meiz said...

The Badgers would prefer not carrying a punter. Punting is for the lames.

tem said...

i need to figure out which blitz keith runs to get a billion sacks a year.

Handy Man Keef said...

President John Quincy Adams used his pet alligator to terrify White House guests.

Handy Man Keef said...

i suggest making sure your punter is white, but has dreads anyway.



My punter is black. he is awlsome*. He's also going to be my FG kicker because my K sucks.

Handy Man Keef said...

i need to figure out which blitz keith runs to get a billion sacks a year.



It's not always the same blitz. There is another secret to it.

Vice Presidente said...

im in a foul mood

Vice Presidente said...

got a lot done this weekend though
i know it's cliche but it really did go by fast

Meiz said...

I just bring the house on blitzes

Vice Presidente said...

aitch is cool cept for that obnoxious accent

and i know that is kettle/black but i don't see how a ny accent is considered worse than a boston accent

Meiz said...

Every weekend goes by fast, and all I do is sit at home & drink.

Meiz said...

"aitch is cool cept for that obnoxious accent"

You should see California-ass Tyler try to contain his laughter while H talks. It's one of life's great joys.

Keef said...

Maybe this pic will light a fire under kod's as.

Vice Presidente said...

"Every weekend goes by fast, and all I do is sit at home & drink."

sounds great

s

Keef said...

mize, are you going to recruit during the season or are you just gonna let the computer do it?

ns

Vice Presidente said...

your boy kilt SNL meiz

Aitch said...

"and i know that is kettle/black but i don't see how a ny accent is considered worse than a boston accent"

And EP sounds exactly like you would expect. Couldn't be more NYC eye-talian*

Aitch said...

Hey EP, I parallel park like a beast though, huh?

Meiz said...

"mize, are you going to recruit during the season or are you just gonna let the computer do it?"

I'll let the CPU do it. I'll check in & out from time to time.

Meiz said...

"sounds great"

It's the bomb, motherfucker. Hang out with friends and get drunk? Sign me right up for that.

Vice Presidente said...

if bieber ever stepped to me like that i'd break every bone in his body

Vice Presidente said...

"Hey EP, I parallel park like a beast though, huh?"


not bad for a southie

Vice Presidente said...

"It's the bomb, motherfucker. Hang out with friends and get drunk? Sign me right up for that."

didnt know you had company

Vice Presidente said...

my goodness, surprised spiff didnt give us the definitive DeAndre Jordan dunk gif

Vice Presidente said...

that shit cray

Keef said...

I'll let the CPU do it. I'll check in & out from time to time.



So is it ok to advance?

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Meiz said...

"So is it ok to advance?"

I'm at work, pinkeye. Whatever the hell you want to do.

tem said...

"There is another secret to it."

i hope it isn't where you move the guy around presnap and confuse the linemen really bad.

Keef said...

I'm asking you. If you want to recruit, I'll wait. If you don't, I'll advance. It's really a yes or no question.

Vice Presidente said...

POP THE MOET!

"Colin Cowgill and Marlon Byrd are the most likely outfielders to make the Opening Day roster"

Keef said...

i hope it isn't where you move the guy around presnap and confuse the linemen really bad.



No. But that would be grate

Keef said...

Is Byrd's suspension over?

Vice Presidente said...

that was last year

Keef said...

that was last year




I thought he wasn't on a team when he got suspended

Vice Presidente said...

so yes

tem said...

"But that would be grate"

it was an early bug in the game. it still works to an extent.

have your MLB be on QB contain and blitz some other LBs.

move the MLB around like crazy pre snap, just back and forth and back and forth from LT to RT.

the computer gets confused about who to block and it used to be that all your guys would come in untouched.

they fixed it now, but it still works to an extent sometimes.

Vice Presidente said...

cheater

Meiz said...

"so yes"

Pretty sure you have to be on a team for the suspension to count. See also: Ramirez, Manny

Keef said...

it was an early bug in the game. it still works to an extent.

have your MLB be on QB contain and blitz some other LBs.

move the MLB around like crazy pre snap, just back and forth and back and forth from LT to RT.




Fucking nerd

Keef said...

fucking EA won't let me advance the week online.

Vice Presidente said...

everything i read when they signed him indicated he served his suspension

Vice Presidente said...

aitch did you end up grabbing a bite down there or not?

tem said...

twss?

tem said...

"Fucking nerd"

the game is celebrating its 20th year. i have played every year. i do keep up on bugs. i am indeed a nerd.

Meiz said...

On June 25, 2012, Byrd was suspended 50 games for testing positive for a banned substance.[12] Byrd was placed on the restricted list and remained there until August 20.

Keef said...

tem created up up down down left right left right a b select start

BLUE said...

it's b a select start

/tem

tem said...

i actually just learned that the select part was never needed.

you could do it without hitting select and it would work all the same.

and yeah, i think it was b then a

tem said...

i learned that from Wreck it Ralph.

tem said...

they did the code as the password to a safe/vault but didn't hit select.

so i looked it up on the intrawebs.

tem said...

nerd talk killed lov.

BLUE said...

deandre jordan made brandon knight his baby mamaa


because he put those nuts on his chin

BLUE said...

"i learned that from Wreck it Ralph."

i saw that, decent enough flick...doblue1 liked it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"my goodness, surprised spiff didnt give us the definitive DeAndre Jordan dunk gif"

didnt want to do the deandre dunk vid/gif/shops in the post because of clippers, but it was too good, then didn't have time

here's a shopped gif

there's a hilarity shop i can't find anymore, with the parents from 'Friday' up top, brandon knight down bottom and the caption 'get up brandon, c'mon brandon'

Vice Presidente said...

awesome

ESPY

Spaceman Spiff said...

found it

sorry i ruined it already but still awesome

Vice Presidente said...

if im brandon knight i change my name and disappear for awhile come back under a new alias

tem said...

he is like 1 foot shorter than the guy. plus now he gets like $1 for every poster of it that is sold.

he was going above and beyond to be in a position to help and he gets $$$ now for it.

A for effort and A for making $$$

Keef said...

Barnes' reaction at the bottom of the screen is grate

Spaceman Spiff said...

percy harvin to seahawks

damn

Spaceman Spiff said...

condolences kod

Keef said...

"If Chipper wants to come back, I would love to have Chipper," Cashman said of Jones, who spent all 19 of his seasons with the Braves.



ha

Aitch said...

"aitch did you end up grabbing a bite down there or not"

Yea. Good call on Kilarney Rose.

Keef said...

Look at H & LP. They're sitting in a tree

Meiz said...

Couple of gay boys

Meiz said...

Evidently, I'm on the Taco Bell mailing list. Score one for me.

Vice Presidente said...

jealous

Meiz said...

forgetting about DST was a yuge bummer. Thought I beat the church crowd to Piggly Wiggly. Not so much.

Vice Presidente said...

"percy harvin to seahawks"

niners trying to get CRUUUZZZZZ
to counter move

they have two first rounders, dangling one this way

tem said...

i thought the niners were going after wallace?

Vice Presidente said...

per local beat reporter, i think it's lies

Vice Presidente said...

wallace is a dolphin, will announce tomorrow

tem said...

last team standing must get wallace

tem said...

no shit, dolphin? i missed that

Keef said...

no shit, dolphin? i missed that



Too busy trying to figure out game cheats

BLUE said...

i thought the fish* were going to get welker

Vice Presidente said...

not for anything, i know chipper hates all NYC everythings but he would be a nice fit there and they are desperate for offense

can play 1st and DH

probably hit 30 hr's in 500 ab's in that park

Vice Presidente said...

yanks are crumbling yo

shit is suite

Keef said...

can play 1st and DH



Chipper would play 3rd

tem said...

not in NYC.

tem said...

he'd play 1st and DH at the same time in NYC.

Vice Presidente said...

"Chipper would play 3rd"

and Youk at first

i guess your right

tem said...

it sit corrected. NYC has changed its opinion.

Vice Presidente said...

forgot about the Jewka*

Meiz said...

I properly cored a head of lettuce for the 1st time yesterday. Not sure why I never bothered. It was a watershed culinary moment.

Keef said...

I can't remember the last time I boat* a head of lettuce

Keef said...

and Youk at first

i guess your right




That's can't be true. I never know what I'm talking about.

Meiz said...

I can't bring myself to buying the bagged stuff. I refuse to pay $3 for prepared lettuce compared to a dollar nine or whatever it is.

Vice Presidente said...

meiz you crack me up with your lifestyle posts

Meiz said...

I will buy the salad mix when it's shortdated for $.89 though.

Vice Presidente said...

"I refuse to pay $3 for prepared lettuce compared to a dollar nine or whatever it is."

it's $2 when on sale no one buys it when it isn't

also it's lettuce that has nutrients and other offerings

unlike iceberg which is like drinking water, which you already have covered with your daily water regimen

Vice Presidente said...

anyway you should see about coring some pussy

Vice Presidente said...

ya fucking fruit

Keef said...

I can't bring myself to buying the bagged stuff. I refuse to pay $3 for prepared lettuce compared to a dollar nine or whatever it is.



$3? It's like $1.79 here for just shredded lettuce

Vice Presidente said...

stay out of the NYC aisle meiz

Meiz said...

"$3? It's like $1.79 here for just shredded lettuce"

No scents in buying shredded and an iceberg/romaine mix. I just go with the head of lettuce.

Keef said...

Iceberg is groce

BLUE said...

ya bunch of leaf eaters

Keef said...

I just go with the head of lettuce.




Sounds like your problem

Meiz said...

"Iceberg is groce"

It's just lettuce, man.

Vice Presidente said...

wifey drops dime on the bag salads, eats em for lunch almost daily

Keef said...

It's just lettuce, man.



Compared to romaine, iceberg is not good.

Vice Presidente said...

it's all bad

try beef ya homos

Keef said...

ICEBERG! ROMAINE!

WHOYAGOT!!?!?!

BLUE said...

and why

BLUE said...

i like the "and why"

Keef said...

Saying he doesn't eat salad makes LP feel like more of a man

BLUE said...

i don't eat salad

tem said...

Iceberg. It tastes like nothing. Romaine tastes like plants. Nothing >plants

Meiz said...

I like a good spinach in there, too. And feta. And black olives.

Fuck. I forgot to buy black olives.

Vice Presidente said...

"Saying he doesn't eat salad makes LP feel like more of a man"

just dont get it, stay hungry yo

Keef said...

I would imagine that the only thing that taste* worst* then* black olives is poop

Keef said...

STATE JUDGE REJECTS NYC BAN ON LARGE SUGARY DRINKS

Vice Presidente said...

in yo face bloomy!

let diabetes kill off the ignant*!!!

Keef said...

What is ya, ignant?

BLUE said...

i like big sodas

BLUE said...

if I want to drink 64oz, why should i have to buy 4 drinks to do it.

That seems excessive

Keef said...

mo money! mo money! mo money!

Vice Presidente said...

ignant = ignorant

Keef said...

ignant = ignorant



thanks

Keef said...

watch Trading Places

Meiz said...

"just dont get it, stay hungry yo"

Eat more.

Keef said...

I don't usually eat salad by itself. It's always a side

BLUE said...

"watch Trading Places"

this movie is what made me want to get my associates degree


/ep

Vice Presidente said...

Boldin to Niners

BLUE said...

who is the madden cover?

BLUE said...

nice to see that ESPN is now keeping track of cactus league games (s)

BLUE said...

so you get a first round pick for percy harvin

and a 6th round pick for Anquan Boldin

Keef said...

Harvin is 24
Boldin is 32

BLUE said...

i realize they don't hold the same value...but a 6th round pick is unlikely even to make the team...it's like just giving him away to make salary cap room.

Keef said...

but a 6th round pick is unlikely even to make the team

Brady
Mike Anderson
Terrell Davis

Keef said...

And the Ravens were just going to cut Boldin

Vice Presidente said...

he refused paycut

BLUE said...

how many 6th round picks have there been? 320 in the last 10 years? so that's a 1% chance of the guy becoming decent.

Vice Presidente said...

tom brady was a 6th round pick, 199 overall that is why he is so good, plays with a chip on his shoulder

/media

Keef said...

how many 6th round picks have there been? 320 in the last 10 years? so that's a 1% chance of the guy becoming decent.



So you're saying there's a chance.

Keef said...

The other option was to cut him and get nothing in return

BLUE said...

boldin's got a big salary

but harvin's next salary will be similar

Keef said...

but harvin's next salary will be similar



Gotta have that cash to pay for those concussions

BLUE said...

yep, boldin's gotta be less of a health risk

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Home time

Vice Presidente said...

YEAH PIECE

Meiz said...

One of my friends is a Vikings fan, and apparently had no idea Harvin was on the block or gonna get cut. EVERYBODY knew this.

Meiz said...

18 out of 20

Aitch said...

"And the Ravens were just going to cut Boldin"

Yea, once you publicly tell a player you're gonna cut him, you kind of lose any trade leverage with other teams.

Aitch said...

I love how everyone is so high on Boldin right now. Yea, he had a huge postseason, but his numbers in the regular season were pretty average.

I wonder how well he'll do without Jones and Smith stretching the field. NS.

Aitch said...

I'd be surprised if Wallace doesn't end up in Miami

Meiz said...

Isn't Boldin slow? I was to understand he was slow now.

Meiz said...

"I wonder how well he'll do without Jones and Smith stretching the field. NS."

Dude. Kaepernick, Gore, Crabtree, Vern Davis.

Keef said...

Week 2

Aitch said...

"Dude. Kaepernick, Gore, Crabtree, Vern Davis."

Yes, but these guys aren't the over the top threat that opened so much underneath stuff up for Boldin. I'm not saying he is gonna be a bum, but he's not gonna match the production he had in those last 3 playoff games.

Aitch said...

I mean, who is their #2 receiver? Is it going to be Boldin? I think he is more effective from the slot than either the X or the Z. But also, with Davis and Walker at the TE spots, they'll get a lot of the looks Boldin would otherwise get.

Keef said...

Vern is a deep threat

Meiz said...

Crab is a deep threat

Meiz said...

Gore & Kaep keep Ds honest

Keef said...

Making French dip paninis tonight

Meiz said...

Sounds delicious

Meiz said...

Whatta gotta au jus?

Meiz said...

Efforting the Timberlake album leak right now

Keef said...

Yeah making au jus

Keef said...

And suite potato steak fries

Meiz said...

I have a copy of the new Timberlake. Not 100% sure if it's the standard Meiz A++ audio quality, but it sounds comparable to my Abbey Road.

Meiz said...

It's legit good money

Vice Presidente said...

french dips are awesome

made sick grilled cheeses last night on that smae press i imagine

tem said...

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