Thursday, March 28, 2013

Los Bulls!!!!

The streak is over! I hear them saying "we never talked about the streak" in their interviews...yeah, kind of like the media. I didn't watch the game, but around 10 I heard my phone text message alert go off a few times, so I figured it was good news.

Speaking of good news, cmjug is pregnant. About seven weeks now, still way early, so I'm still pretty nervous. Shit just got real! No FB posts on this please, we haven't told many people.

That's all I got...GO!

173 comments:

BLUE said...

i thought she was already pregnant before now


shows what I know. thought that's why you were talking about her not working once the baby was born

tem said...

grats.

and i guess lebron totally forgot about last week when he was saying their streak was more impressive than the lakers because of the differences in eras.

didn't talk about it my ass.

tem said...

blue he was just preparing. he had to jam 10 years of preparation into a few months.

Jugdish said...

shows what I know. thought that's why you were talking about her not working once the baby was born



makes cents* yeah, we had talked about that before...she went off birth control at the end of 2012.

BLUE said...

well congrats

shit just got real

Jugdish said...

thanks! yeah it did!

first doc appt is next tuesday

tem said...

doc is going to get farther with cmjug next tuesday than you will for 15 months.

Jugdish said...

haha

damn, back to taking it slow

she has been feeling sick a lot, pretty much all the time. then two nights ago she felt fine, so she was worried. chicks

Keef said...

Congrats jug!

Keef said...

With jug's oneupsmanship, cmjug will probably be having triplets.

Keef said...

H's hockey team just traded for a black guy. Black hockey player in Bahston should be worried

tem said...

if he does that then his neice will have to have sextuplets or octuplets.

Keef said...

Watched this week's Tosh last night . He had an entire segment talking about midgets. He called them LP the whole time, it was great

Jugdish said...

Congrats jug!



thanks, man!

BLUE said...

hi tosh

Jugdish said...

With jug's oneupsmanship, cmjug will probably be having triplets.



does anyone here have twins? let's start there

Vice Presidente said...

congrats jug

Jugdish said...

thanks!

Vice Presidente said...

"does anyone here have twins?"

ask your family not us

Tyler said...

Congrats Jug.

BLUE said...

tyler lives

Vice Presidente said...

"Trying to better compete with Amazon (AMZN), Wal-Mart (WMT) is considering a radical plan in which store customers would deliver packages to online buyers. The move - essentially renting out space in customers' cars as delivery vehicles - would put the retailing behemoth squarely in the middle of the "crowd-sourcing" phenomenon in which people casually rent out a spare room, a car, or even an article of clothing. "This is at the brain-storming stage, but it's possible in a year or two," says the company's SVP of U.S. innovations."

Craigslist on wheels?

Vice Presidente said...

shaka smart just does not want expectations

ToddPacker said...

congrats to jug and cmjug!

Tyler said...

"tyler lives"

Just barely.

Tyler said...

I think Tem axed for a Tyler update last time but I didn't see it until the next day.

We are moving a week from Monday to the new house. I am living in box city right now so it sucks. Taking a week off to move/paint and get termite work done and then another week to paint the condo and get it ready to rent. Lots of B.S. at work has not helped. So it's been a lot of fun and will continue to be fun for the next couple of weeks.

Jugdish said...

Congrats Jug.

congrats to jug and cmjug!



Thanks!!

Meiz said...

"shaka smart just does not want expectations"

Why go to LA? You have to move to the other side of the country, and you're going to get fired within 5 years. It's about security and comfort, tard.

BLUE said...

and his head would get sunburned in all that california sunshine

BLUE said...

plus he'd have to work with Tyler, and we all know how much that sucks

Tyler said...

"plus he'd have to work with Tyler, and we all know how much that sucks"

Seriously, he made the right choice. It's not the greatest situation over here even if you're not the head coach of the basketball program.

Tyler said...

They just completely remodeled Pauley Pavilion and they gotta get their money's worth.

And he'd be working at the John Wooden Center.

So there's a lot of expectations, and I think Mize is right; he'd just be fired in 5 years anyway.

Meiz said...

And Shaka's got 10(!) years left on his deal @ VCU. He's the fuckin' king there.

Jugdish said...

And Shaka's got 10(!) years left on his deal @ VCU. He's the fuckin' king there.


he'd move for the right yob in a heartbeat

tem said...

he can stay and have 5 losing seasons in a row before they even start to consider maybe letting him go.

if he has 2 losing seasons in a row at ucla he'd be gone.

BLUE said...

kenyon college?

Tyler said...

Plus like Blue said, his domepiece would totally get sunburned in the first week.

Meiz said...

It would be similar to me taking a sales job in say, Florida. Sure, I could make almost double the pay, but there's a very good chance I'd get canned in 2 or 3 years. I'd rather just cook here.

tem said...

"he'd move for the right yob in a heartbeat"

is he holding out for the duke job?

what job is the right job? the job he has now is the right job.

Meiz said...

"he'd move for the right yob in a heartbeat"

He's got the right job.

tem said...

maybe he could turn Kenyon into a D1 team.

tem said...

"the job he has now is the right job."

"He's got the right job."


i2i and double dragon

Jugdish said...

is he holding out for the duke job?

what job is the right job? the job he has now is the right job.


only he knows what the right yob would be to move to, but for now, vcu is the right yob

Jugdish said...

It would be similar to me taking a sales job in say, Florida. Sure, I could make almost double the pay, but there's a very good chance I'd get canned in 2 or 3 years. I'd rather just cook here.



its exactly like that


S

Jugdish said...

CAUGHT IN THE ACT:
Senators on Tour of Border Watch Woman Hop Fence



funny

Vice Presidente said...

"Why go to LA? You have to move to the other side of the country, and you're going to get fired within 5 years. It's about security and comfort, tard."

Illinois last year too

also minnesota wanted him

and it's expectations too, tard

Keef said...

"its exactly like that


S"

hilarity

Keef said...

"Illinois last year too

also minnesota wanted him

ad it's expectations too, tard"


Didn't he just get a raise to like $2+ mil/per? And an extension to 2023? Why go somewhere like UCLA where your salary isn't much higher than that, the cost of living is way higher, and you have to be in the top 10 every year or else you're gone? Only a fool would do that.

Keef said...

And why would you go from Virginia to Minnesota?

Keef said...

Illinois isn't a good yob.

Jugdish said...

everything keef just said

Vice Presidente said...

your a coach, you go where top dollar and recognition is

he's bucking the trend

it's ok guys no need to get upset

Vice Presidente said...

you dont want to work in the pressure cooker of the Pauley Pavillion

it's cool


you don't want to be in the big Ten, a major conference

that's cool too


Vice Presidente said...

you guys always have a way of making it look like i dont make valid points (say i dont go ahead, i need a good laugh)

it's cute

Keef said...

I was leaving HD last night and I turn on the radio and Baby Got Back was on. It was awesome.

Keef said...

your a coach, you go where top dollar and recognition is



And then you get fired after 3 years like 90% of coaches do. And then you say goddamn, why did I leave.

Keef said...

he's bucking the trend



Mark Few started that trend a long time ago.

Keef said...

grass isn't always greener

Keef said...

or in your case, concrete isn't always smoother

Vice Presidente said...

"And then you get fired after 3 years like 90% of coaches do. And then you say goddamn, why did I leave."

while you wipe away your tears with cash

AND that's if you fail, they don't all fail

Keef said...

while you wipe away your tears with cash



He's making $2.5 right now. And he's signed through 2013. And he'll be getting a raise the next time another big job opens up and he's a candidate. UCLA wouldn't be that much more.

Keef said...

AND that's if you fail, they don't all fail




Yeah. That's where that "90%" number I mentioned comes into play.

Vice Presidente said...

your a good statistician

Keef said...

it's funny that you can spell statistician, but not you're

Meiz said...

Doesn't Keith have a math bach or some shit?

Keef said...

no

Meiz said...

Hm. I thought you had actuary aspirations at one point. Misremembering.

Keef said...

Nope. Degree was in marketing. Math was always easier for me, though. When I started working in claims last year, blue mentioned something about an actuary. Maybe that's what you're remembering

Keef said...

As far as UCLA, this isn't the 70s. It's not that desirable. Just like ND with football. Kids now don't remember UCLA ever being a powerhouse.

Vice Presidente said...

but if you put it back on the map you're a god

*spelled you're right for ya*

Vice Presidente said...

i know you misremember sometimes that i'm a bad typer

Keef said...

I think you misremember sometimes that we're not idiots that fall for the "bad typer" excuse

Keef said...

but if you put it back on the map you're a god


fair enough

BLUE said...

steve lavin won a title at UCLA, is he a god in westwood?

ToddPacker said...

"steve lavin won a title at UCLA, is he a god in westwood?"

maybe i misremember, but I don't think lavin won a championship at ucla

Keef said...

Howland went to 3 final fours and had a .686 winning % in 10 years at UCLA and he got fired. That's ridiculous

Keef said...

yeah Jim Harrick won the title with UCLA

Keef said...

And yeah, he's not a god in LA

BLUE said...

yeah, harrick, not lavin

harrick was so rememberable

BLUE said...

"Howland went to 3 final fours "

in 4 years

BLUE said...

i'm not sure what minnesota expectations are though

Keef said...

i'm not sure what minnesota expectations are though



Tubby won 60% of his games and made the tourney 3 times in 6 years. Seems good for Minnesota

BLUE said...

that's what I thought, and didn't they win in the 1st round this year?

Vice Presidente said...

howland was an asshole he was an asshole at pitt

Keef said...

that's what I thought, and didn't they win in the 1st round this year?



Yep. Beat UCLA

Keef said...

howland was an asshole he was an asshole at pitt



Lots of coaches are assholes.

Keef said...

Bobby Knight is an a-hole. Pitino is an a-hole. Calipari is an a-hole

ToddPacker said...

urb is a huge asshole

BLUE said...

"urb is a huge asshole"

hilarity

Keef said...

urb is a huge asshole



So bitter

Keef said...

stop living in the past, TP

BLUE said...

muschamp is a better coach anyway

Keef said...

Muschamp kinda looks like he has DS

BLUE said...

that's better than actually having DS

Keef said...

true

Vice Presidente said...

shaka seems like a cool dude

bringin the HAVOC out west would have excieted people and boosters

maybe he dont like white people, he likes coaching the hoodrats of the vagina* that can't get into va tech or virginia or anywhere along the ACC belt close to that state

Vice Presidente said...

"Bobby Knight is an a-hole. Pitino is an a-hole. Calipari is an a-hole"

they win consistently

Vice Presidente said...

and have larger than life personalities

ben howland looks like a taxi driver

Keef said...

maybe he dont like white people, he likes coaching the hoodrats of the vagina* that can't get into va tech or virginia or anywhere along the ACC belt close to that state



Yeah maybe. They don't have many black players at UCLA

Keef said...

and have larger than life personalities



Shaka isn't all that flamboyant

ToddPacker said...

"stop living in the past, TP"

I didn't say "was a huge asshole", I said "is a huge asshole"

Keef said...

touche

ToddPacker said...

and yes, I'm still bitter and muschamp does resemble corky

Keef said...

hilarity

tem said...

is it?

tem said...

"Shaka isn't all that flamboyant"

not flamboyant, but he has quite a "look at me" personna.

tem said...

shaka went to Kenyon, he is OK with white people.

tem said...

i'd wager he is ok with the LGTB or whatever letters they use community as well.

Meiz said...

LGBT

Keef said...

of course mize knows

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

bout to get in this bag of nerd jelly beans

Vice Presidente said...

nothing says baseball is back like the Stros' losing 17-2 this sunday night

Keef said...

Stros'


bad typer

tem said...

Possessive losing

Aitch said...

Congrats, Jug!

But i was also under the impression she was already preggers.

Vice Presidente said...

dont know what to make of these blue jays

Keef said...

Would love to see NY/Bos finish 4/5 in the ALE

Keef said...

Robert Guerrero, preparing to challenge welterweight titleholder and pound-for-pound king Floyd Mayweather Jr. on May 4, was arrested Thursday morning at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York for attempting to board a flight to Las Vegas with an unloaded gun.



Smat*

Vice Presidente said...

Would love to see NY/Bos finish 4/5 in the ALE

leaning towards that happening

the yanks are finished

Meiz said...

Yanks let themselves get way too old. I think I've heard something about Cashman trying to build the minor league system.

Jugdish said...

Congrats, Jug!



Thanks!

Jugdish said...

Lp

Keef said...

I prefer the natural taste of dong

/LP

Vice Presidente said...

gross

Jugdish said...

i have tomorrow off


suite

BLUE said...

that's probably not what bill gates was talking about building a better condom

Keef said...

that's probably not what bill gates was talking about building a better condom



Yeah, I read that on the first sentence, too

(S)

BLUE said...

ha, i didn't even read the article. i saw it was fox news and figured it was bullshit anyway

BLUE said...

good to know I can write for fox news

Meiz said...

What good is a flavored condom? Who does that?

BLUE said...

i remember the first condom I bought was a hot fudge sundae one from a truck stop vending machine

it sure smelled like hot fudge when I used it.

Jugdish said...

Who does that?



J&D's

Meiz said...

No clue what that means

Vice Presidente said...

"it sure smelled like hot fudge when I used it."


truck stop, check
hot fudge, check

blue gay

Jugdish said...

it sure looked like hot fudge when I used it.



fixed

Vice Presidente said...

never understood the blow job condom thing myself

BLUE said...

and i'm not sure the flavor is for tasting, it's probably more about the aroma, especially if you're with a nasty yeasty chick

Jugdish said...

blue gay



careful, the LPTGs will get mad

Vice Presidente said...

in game of thrones i dont get how the midget doesnt get his ass kicked

if he told me what to do i'd roundhouse his ass into another world

fucking midgets are the worse

Keef said...

yeah you are

Vice Presidente said...

that shit is played out keef

cut it out

Keef said...

ok. you proved your point

Jugdish said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Keef said...

The New Jersey man who won the $338 million Powerball jackpot owes approximately $29,000 in child support.



Nice

Keef said...

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Matchmaking website H-YPE.com’s tagline is “a seriously cool place to make friends with sometHing in common.”
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HA!

Aitch said...

"Would love to see NY/Bos finish 4/5 in the ALE"

I swear this is not a xnij, but this is very likely to happen IMO. The Yankees are already banged up and relying on Pettitte and Kuroda to duplicate last years performances even though they are both old. As far as the Sox, Lester is not a true ace, Buchholz can't stay healthy for a full season and their lineup has no pop.

Aitch said...

"in game of thrones i dont get how the midget doesnt get his ass kicked"

Cuz his father is one of the richest and most powerful men in the entire world.

BLUE said...

khikyg?

Keef said...

blue knows

Meiz said...

"khikyg?"

Flavored condoms?

Meiz said...

Johan is dunzo AGAIN

Keef said...

fuck

Meiz said...

Guys, you can adjust your MLB Keepers up to an hour before the draft. Meant to fix that last weekend

tem said...

Jews have jdate.com. just saw a commercial for it.

BLUE said...

Big shot

BLUE said...

Ya huge

Keef said...

Fuck these refs reviewing this and giving Arizona a free timeout

BLUE said...

Fuckeyes

BLUE said...

I hope witchita state throttles hem

tem said...

Yeah the review was BS

BLUE said...

Fucking drew Carey get the fuck outta here

BLUE said...

Review helped tOsu too, could set up their defense

tem said...

tosu got to set up a good D though.

tem said...

Hoosiers gonna lose...I'm gonna lose my brackets vs cmtwm.

tem said...

Cmtem

BLUE said...

That craft guy is a douche

BLUE said...

I was playing road to glory and my dude changed into a WR and has a different name, does that mean I went to the nfl?

tem said...

I have no idea

Vice Presidente said...

yo cuse mad sloppy 2nd half

Vice Presidente said...

great news on johAN

S

Vice Presidente said...

mcw HAVING A DAY

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