Wednesday, March 20, 2013

It's Wednesday Asshole

Nuggets have now won 13 straight. I know that's not 23 like the Heat, but they've beaten some good teams. We shall see if they can play at a high level come playoff time.

The some guy who was a big deal 200 years ago school beat Kentucky. Ashley Judd is probably inconsolable. Maybe they should fire Calipari. Tubby Smith, where have you gone. In a year where the team was so awful, it stings the Kentucky blue that Louisville is the overall #1 seed.

While reading up on this Robert Morris guy, I found out that there used to be such a thing as Debtor's Prison. If you had unpaid debt that you couldn't repay, basically filing bankruptcy, you had to go to prison for a duration. Dude spent 3 years in prison. I bet if we had that today, people might think twice about buying that house that they can't afford, or putting that TV on their AMEX.

Did anyone see this video? The first minute is good, after that not much to see here



Mark Cuban thinks that Dirk still has 3 years left of "elite" status. Elite doesn't miss the playoffs buddy. And yes, i'm looking at you too Kobe beef. Dirk is washed up, and Cubes just can't handle it. Maybe he should go on Shark Tank to see if he can't find a time masheen.

NCAA tourney started last night, but that shit doesn't count. WHO YA GOT??????

I made a group for LoV on yahoo password is tits
Winner gets $1,000 /lp

I think that is all. Marry on.




95 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

yo i saw kate upton last night like within 4 feet of my face

she is gorgeous

Aitch said...

For real or in your dreams?

BLUE said...

awesome

Aitch said...

AJA that is pretty cool

Aitch said...

Pretty sure I'd die

BLUE said...

i'd probably be in jail with a big bruise on my face

Vice Presidente said...

it was awesome

Vice Presidente said...

im gonna jerk off to that face for years to come

Vice Presidente said...

she had these pointy high boot on too, long black coat

some samsung event im gonna look it up there was paprazzi and carpet so im sure it's on the google machine

Aitch said...

What were you doing there? NS

Vice Presidente said...

walking to trian station, the event was right on wall st.

two addresses over from mine

Keef said...

Lp was looking up at her

Meiz said...

I seent that SXSW vidjo this weekend. I love that the puncher spent some good time measuring that asshole up. That's how I'd cheap-shot someone. Guarantee the KO. No kicking after though.

Meiz said...

Somebody that works here drives a Kia from Desert Kia in Gilbert.

Vice Presidente said...

"I seent that SXSW vidjo this weekend. I love that the puncher spent some good time measuring that asshole up. That's how I'd cheap-shot someone. Guarantee the KO. No kicking after though."

walk away

Keef said...

Nice. That's on the other side of Gilbert from me

Vice Presidente said...

cheap shots are for pussies, the guy in the black shirt letting the drunk dude punk him is mad gay, he has a right to lay one in him

Jugdish said...

walk away



no way, I'm batman!

/mize

Jugdish said...

is mad gay


i thought he was mad drunk

Vice Presidente said...

probably all drunk

tem said...

104% drunk

BLUE said...

i just like that the mexican measured him up and knocked him cold with a perfect punch

tem said...

meiz already liked that. you can't also like it.

tem said...

point out something else you liked that someone else hasn't pointed out.

Meiz said...

"i just like that the mexican measured him up and knocked him cold with a perfect punch"


Right on the button. A thing of beauty.

Meiz said...

"walk away"

Some times you have to cape up for the betterment of the environment.

Vice Presidente said...

oh yeah and what if on the way down that kid has a seizure or something and dies or when he falls he cracks his skull open and he is retarded for life

how will you serve the betterment of the enviornment from prison?

tem said...

you make license plates

Meiz said...

Don't ask me. I wasn't put in the situation.

Meiz said...

What about all these motherfuckers out here playing Johnny Law with their concealed handguns now? Folks are gonna get the fuck shot over some old bullshit, and then what?

Meiz said...

I'll take the chance with my fist over a gun.

Keef said...

Iron Mize Tyson

Vice Presidente said...

i'm just sayin one asshole outside a bar picking on some other asshole is none of your god damned business

now, if those dudes were boys, different story

Meiz said...

"i'm just sayin one asshole outside a bar picking on some other asshole is none of your god damned business"

But that dude was picking on nobody in particular. He wasn't focused on the guy he gently punched in the face. He was looking to get knocked out.

Meiz said...

And it is your business. It is your duty as an American Citizen. Civic Duty.

tem said...

i think the civic duty now, apparently, is to make sure you record it on your phone and take pictures.

tem said...

don't assist in any way, just record it and put it on the internet.

seriously. like 20 people are recording that shit.

Vice Presidente said...

when in rome

Vice Presidente said...

i dont go out anymore anyway so what do i know

tem said...

you were out yesterday oggling kate upton.

tem said...

and apparently didn't take pictures.


you must hate the USA. you failed to do your civic duty.

el pacastro

Meiz said...

Anywho, I need to get focused on my air conditioning situation pretty soon. Can't be letting the fish get boiled alive this summer.

Meiz said...

Balmy 12 degrees here in Jackson today.

Meiz said...

A year ago it was like 60 degrees warmer. Thanks Al Gore.

tem said...

obama stopped global warming.

Vice Presidente said...

"and apparently didn't take pictures."

her team whisked her inside so quickly i didn't even have time to drop my jaw in awe

time did seem to slow down or my brain allowed me to think it did

Vice Presidente said...

rev would have bumrushed her and have his breast signed

Vice Presidente said...

brooklyn is a beast

Keef said...

3 million people in a 7 square mile area. Sounds nice

Vice Presidente said...

i think you mean 70 square mile area

BLUE said...

"point out something else you liked that someone else hasn't pointed out."

i also like that after dude was knocked out there were like 20 guys with their phones taking pictures right up in his face

Keef said...


i think you mean 70 square mile area



Um sure. Still awful

BLUE said...

3mm people in 7 square miles is China like ratios

tem said...

indeed

Meiz said...

or New York if you count all the illegals

Jugdish said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

wall

Keef said...

Wall

BLUE said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

tem scheduled all his visits this week so I can't schedule guys

bastard

Meiz said...

Bossman is on some kind of serious power trip right now. I wonder who hurt him.

Meiz said...

Whole lotta "do it because I said so" goin' on. That's not working like a team, bossman.

Jugdish said...

Whole lotta "do it because I said so" goin' on. That's not working like a team, bossman.



we have some people like that here too. my bossman is do as i say not as i do guy

BLUE said...

oh yeah, old CFO was that way

BLUE said...

talk about the commish padding his own schedule tOSU plays one ranked team all year

I play 5

BLUE said...

tOSU even plays sister of the poor

tem said...

"That's not working like a team, bossman."

fuck the team. business isn't about the team.

the team has too many people, with too many ideas, pick a path and follow it. that requires one person to decide the path and the rest to follow it.

team = too many cooks in the kitchen.

tem said...

tOSU has the waterboy on its team. like 10 sacks a game. wtf??

BLUE said...

keith has a cheat code

Jugdish said...

team = too many cooks in the kitchen.



my bossman likes to call meetings, but not tell anyone what they are about. that way he can ask questions and people look dumb. this morning he sent out a meeting request where the subject said "0730 meeting", but the meeting was scheduled to start at 8

Jugdish said...

tem

BLUE said...

kathy ireland was so fricken hot

Jugdish said...

as long as i have a bottle of a-1 near by

/mize

tem said...

yes, kathy finishes out the over 50 orgy.

BLUE said...

Damnit Mize

BLUE said...

a nude beach in wisconsin sounds like a horrible idea

Meiz said...

Uh oh. Valley Meat is one of our suppliers.

Keef said...

talk about the commish padding his own schedule tOSU plays one ranked team all year


Do you want me to change all the big 10 teams?

Keef said...

It's not my fault mize sucks and can't keep his team ranked

BLUE said...

"Do you want me to change all the big 10 teams?"

don't play in such a shitty conference

Keef said...

Which conference should I move to?

NS

BLUE said...

i'm just giving you shit

i don't have a better conference for you to join, i guess the ACC is the best this year according to EAdickwads

BLUE said...

was H the dude who got his ass kicked by the drop dead murphy's bassist?

BLUE said...

*dropkick murphys

Vice Presidente said...

sucks

BLUE said...

h bought you a bier.

don't say his heroes sucks

Jugdish said...

he owes me 5 more

/Lp

Keef said...

Just finished recruiting

BLUE said...

are you going to have cmk play for your as well?

Keef said...

Sure

Meiz said...

Bracket filled out. Fooyball in a bit.

Keef said...

Heatles!

Meiz said...

That was awesome

Jugdish said...

go

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