Tuesday, March 19, 2013

It's Tuesday Asshole

Heat Streak

Haha nobody cares. It is NCAAA tourney time! Don't bore me with your 20 whatever game win streak. I want to know who is going to win 6 straight or whatever (I guess a play in team would be 7) and be the CHAMP. I really have no idea. One minute I say Louisville, the I think IU, then I think Duke, then I think IU again. I can guarantee this, it won't be Michigan.

Sooooo....congrats Michigan.


Tiger/Vonn

I am not sure what ever happened to the whole Tiger and Elin were getting back together crap, but Tiger and Vonn are getting it on. It makes sense. He played well for a tourney which means he was banging multiple chicks. I wonder who else other than Vonn he is banging?


Random

Sometimes I mix up Kirstie Alley and Katie Sagal in my head. I have no idea why. I'll just be thinking that Married With Children was awesome and Kirstie was funny on that....then I will say wait, that isn't right and then get the proper name.

WBC

Shouldn't we care more about this?


Direct TV commercial

Anyone else get that Direct TV commercial where the wacky inflatable arm flailing guy rapes that blond chick? That one is on a lot here.


Rape

Speaking of rape, I am actually getting sick of all these groups that are bashing the media for saying things like "the boys were promising football players" or "the girl was drunk." I can't beleive I am defending the media, but these women groups need to back the fuck off. The articles are like 1,000 words and during those 1,000 words the media isn't writing that the girl had it coming to her or that the dudes should be free because they are good at sports, they are just writing some descriptive senteces (facts even?) about the case. The girl was drunk, the girl was underage, she shouldn't have gotten drunk. Saying that doesn't mean that you are implying that it is OK to rape and underage kid, it is just saying that she was underage and drunk. It is actually somewhat important to telling the tale. Saying the boys were good football players just tells you something about the convicted kids. Maybe you want to throw in some more background about the defendants. I am not sure what else they expect the paper to write. These kids were like 17, it isn't like they are accomplished architects or anything. All they have done with their life is school and sports. So back off the media a bit on this one. It seems for once they did decent job of reporting accurate things and a decent job of telling the tale. Of course it is a total one sided tale. It would be really hard to defend those kids, they were 100% in the wrong. Pretty cut and dry case, but don't bomb the media for reporting some supplemental facts. I guess some folks just wanted the whole article to read. "Some boys raped a girl and got convicted."


Wes Welker

I don't care what kind of offer the Pats gave him. He plays for another team now. The Pats went younger it is cool. Wes will catch 80+ balls from Manning, everyone wins.


Derrick Rose

Maybe it is time to start playing. Maybe just a little.

108 comments:

Keef said...

Good talk

tem said...

get to learning

Vice Presidente said...

fucking heat

Vice Presidente said...

Chance of filling out perfect NCAA bracket: 1 in 9.2 quintillion...

tem said...

seems high /jug

Vice Presidente said...

if anyone is that one of a 9.2 quintillion it is jug's niece

BLUE said...

that's why insurance companies will gladly insure the $1mm brackets

tem said...

i should do a $1mm bracket and win.

Vice Presidente said...

you should

Vice Presidente said...

at 20.6% Louisville is one of the least favored #1's in history

Prior Kentucky was 22.7% (they won)

Indiana is second at 20.2%

Miami, the ACC reg season champ and tourney champ is a measly 2.0% to win it all.....

Vice Presidente said...

louisville with a tough region is the culprit i imagine

tem said...

that region is tough for sure.

#1 overall? i don't think so. that region in for the 4th #1.

Vice Presidente said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

great walls

Keef said...

it's fucking cold today. stupid wind

Aitch said...

Welcome back to winter

Aitch said...

Fucking snow/wintery mix

Aitch said...

This day may end with me punchng someone in the head.

tem said...

it is cold today. it was 20 degrees warmer yesterday.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"This day may end with me punchng someone in the head."


jug's niece starts her day by punching someone in the head

Keef said...

chick sitting by me in class is a fat chowd. she's like an aitch with blond hair and smaller boobs

Jugdish said...

she have a goatee?

Jugdish said...

jug's niece starts her day by punching someone in the head



those are the good days too

Meiz said...

I got the shits something bad today

Meiz said...

I'm pushing water like a madman

tem said...

that's your problem

Aitch said...

"chick sitting by me in class is a fat chowd. she's like an aitch with blond hair and smaller boobs"

Hilarity

tem said...

H says that now, but he is going to punch someone later for it.

tem said...

TCS prize pack was delivered to El Pad today.

Keith's is in my car.

Vice Presidente said...

thanks for the big huge rubber band tem!

Vice Presidente said...

cmep just called me

hilarity ensued

tem said...

rubber bands are highly useful.

tem said...

i put a book in there you should read

Meiz said...

Are there black people christmas cards?

tem said...

no black people christmas cards.

but plenty of bumper stickers for el pad.

Vice Presidente said...

Taxes from 2008

Vice Presidente said...

i will not read it

Vice Presidente said...

Visa $50 gift card?

is that real?

why thank you sir, very generous

Vice Presidente said...

i will pick up my dry cleaning with that

yay free dry cleaning!

tem said...

yeah it is real.

usually it is a gift card to a restaurant, but i have no idea what restaurants you have in NYC.

i was super close to putting an olive garden gift card in there, but i just couldn't do it.

Jugdish said...

it would be hilarity if the dry cleaners told you there was only $3 left on the card

tem said...

that thought crossed my mind too

Vice Presidente said...

"i was super close to putting an olive garden gift card in there, but i just couldn't do it."

god bless you Thomas

Vice Presidente said...

"it would be hilarity if the dry cleaners told you there was only $3 left on the card"

i would call to verify balance

Vice Presidente said...

cmep: um were you expecting a package?

me (so not remembering) : no

cmep: you got a package with a bunch of weird shit in it

me: why you opening my mail that is a federal offence

cmep: shutup asshole what is this gar.... holy shit a $50 gift card

me: YAY! I remember um, I won a sports contest and it's like a gag you win a bunch of crap

me: from the blog

cmep: ok so you were expecting a package

me: (mumbling under breath, fucking keef)

tem said...

i hope she wasn't calling it garbage.

that tv shirt should be your start up for the new tjokes shirts.

tem said...

*t-shirt

tem said...

it was fed ex, not mail. i think you can open that with immunity.

Aitch said...

Hilarious convo with the wife

tem said...

immunity? impunity? kod, which is it? could both be right?

Vice Presidente said...

oh fed ex yeah you can with impurity*

Vice Presidente said...

"i hope she wasn't calling it garbage."


perhaps the bumper stickers pissed her off

Vice Presidente said...

Ryan: Jets' QB job open; Tebow still in mix

what a buffoon

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

damn

Meiz said...

TCS is over Jug. LP got his prize pack today

Jugdish said...

i know, that motivated me to practice harder for the next tcs

Jugdish said...

robert kraft sounds hammered in his quotes about wes welker that im hearing on the radio today

Jugdish said...

TCS is over Jug. CMLP got his prize pack today


fixed

Aitch said...

Kraft always sounds drunk

Jugdish said...

i don't hear him a lot down here

Keef said...

that motivated me to practice harder for the next tcs





Pays attention

Keef said...

I'm not going to do a single bracket this year

Keef said...

Tem, I'm going over to Polaris tonight. Is there anything cool over there?

Keef said...

I mean, besides the Costco that you didn't know was there

Vice Presidente said...

maybe there is a zoo

/meiz

Meiz said...

Columbus evidently has a dynamite zoo.

Keef said...

Of course they do. Jack Hannah is the boss

Meiz said...

Well I'll be damned

Vice Presidente said...

how old is this selena gomez

Meiz said...

I think she's 19

Meiz said...

or 18

Meiz said...

1 or 2 years younger than the beibs, because he was hittin' illegally, if I remove cinnamon.

Vice Presidente said...

interesting

Keef said...

I thought Selena was older than the biebs

Keef said...

dinner tonight is Asian themed. spicy tuna rolls, egg rolls, wonton soup, pork flied* rice, general tso's chicken, teriyaki filet

Vice Presidente said...

living the life

Meiz said...

"egg rolls, wonton soup, pork flied* rice, general tso's chicken,"


There's your sweet spot, right there.

Keef said...

yeah Gomez is almost 21, biebs just turnt 19

Meiz said...

I think I will have authentic pasta and meatballs in red sauce courtesy of one Chef Ettore Boiardi

Keef said...

the wontons in the soup are undercooked. bummer

Meiz said...

"yeah Gomez is almost 21, biebs just turnt 19"

Samsonite!

I was way off!

Vice Presidente said...

the subway italian commercials are so funny

Keef said...

there is a dude in my training class who reminds me of Mize. he kind of looks like Mize, but fatter.he's from Milwaukee and has the same mannerisms as Mize. but he went to Marquette. and went to law school at Drake. so he might be mills

Meiz said...

Fuck Marquette

Meiz said...

What kind of retard goes to Marquette and then goes to Drake for law school?

Keef said...

I dunno. I can ask him

Meiz said...

I'm out

tem said...

Yes. Ask him.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

retards don't usually do well on the lsat

Meiz said...

I just can't figure out why you'd go to law school elsewhere when you're already an MU alum.

Keef said...

so the shuttle takes some of us over to the mall area. on the way it drops off 3 people at the OG. fucking morons. we've got redonk food at the training facility for free and they go to the OG

Meiz said...

That does sound rather moronic

Meiz said...

Salad & breadsticks!

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

maybe they don't like Asian food

Keef said...

NCAA is advanced

Keef said...

Rushing the floor in the first round of the NIT is fucking awful

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

rushing the floor is always awful

Meiz said...

"rushing the floor is always awful"


You're old and sound like a DOOKie right now.

Meiz said...

Robert Morris over Kentucky is HUGE

Meiz said...

Was Kentucky not supposed to have the #1 class this year?

Yuuge win

tem said...

They did but he got hurt.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Robert Morris over Kentucky is HUGE"

yes it is, but storming the court is lame

Jugdish said...

yes it is, but storming the court is lame


maybe, but not for young, drunk college kids. i bet they had fun

Jugdish said...

good morning

BLUE said...

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