Monday, March 18, 2013

It's Monday Asshole

Perfect timing if Heat plane crashes.

170 comments:

tem said...

3 day work week.

i love tourney week.

tem said...

i also love that this is the only tournament in the world that people care about round 1 more than the rest of the rounds.

tem said...

and i refuse to call it round 2. everyone knows what round 1 is.

tem said...

the attention / leveling of caring for round 1 > round 2 > round 3 etc.

Vice Presidente said...

i love tourney

tem said...

that is not the case with any other playoffs/tournament that i can think of.

Vice Presidente said...

one year i gotta do the bar thing
probably never happen

Vice Presidente said...

round 1 is where all the madness is

tem said...

going to a bar for two days of drinking and watching crazy basketball featuring teams i have never seen before is awesome.

Vice Presidente said...

i know im jealous

tem said...

the worst part is the problem where i want to talk about the team like i know something, but it is just something i read earlier that week.

i have no idea who plays for florida gulf coast or their style or anything. but if they are winning late against georgetown i will be fighting the urge to drop an "i knew it." and then spout off something i heard on wednesday.

tem said...

resisting the urge to be that guy is difficult.

the problem is brought out more if someone else is being that guy but what they are saying is stupid.

Vice Presidente said...

right and then before you know it you are arguing with a retard

tem said...

yep.

tem said...

note that i avoided the obvious joke there.

tem said...

free lunch time.

Keef said...

free lunch time here too

Meiz said...

I'm hungover as balls. Drinking was a bad idea.

Vice Presidente said...

My bracket philosophy? Simple -- since the days when I followed the game. I pick the favorite in every game, put my $20 in the mail to my good buddy Ron Fisch in Montclair, N.J., and hope for the best. I never have won a dime in Ron's pool, so he loves to see my $20 arrive in the mail.

what an idiot

Keef said...

Lunch was delicious. Braised shirt ribs, roasted tomato soup, fried ravioli, mashed taters, something chicken something, chocolate pie

Vice Presidente said...

suite

BLUE said...

EP is pulling for LIU/brooklyn

BLUE said...

this dumerville debacle has become quite the running joke

Meiz said...

I am shivering pretty violently today.

Aitch said...

Shake Shack is opening a location here. Shoild I be excited?

Meiz said...

I stay away from the fried ravioli. It's usually really greasy.

Aitch said...

*should

BLUE said...

"Shake Shack is opening a location here. Shoild I be excited?"

sure

Vice Presidente said...

um yeah

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

shake shack is grate

tem said...

"Simple -- since the days when I followed the game. I pick the favorite in every game, put my $20 in the mail to my good buddy Ron Fisch in Montclair, N.J., and hope for the best. I never have won a dime in Ron's pool, so he loves to see my $20 arrive in the mail."


just because everyone says that this year is going to be a ridiculous year I think that all chalk will win the pools this year.

tem said...

shake shack was some thing on Grease.

Vice Presidente said...

all the chalk never wins out

Vice Presidente said...

one's may win alot but every favorite never wins

ever in the history of the tourney

Meiz said...

I want a decent pellet gun

tem said...

i know.

and people are saying this year it is especially so.

whenever people say 1 thing in sports is guaranteed the other thing usually happenes.

BLUE said...

so tem is saying he doesn't want a decent pellet gun?

tem said...

no i was responding to el pad. doofus.

tem said...

but actually i do not want a decent pellet gun either.

i do want a decent hand gun though.

tem said...

maybe even a shot gun.

BLUE said...

maybe you just know that meiz wants a decent pellet gun

tem said...

i do know that. he said it. i don't believe he was lying.

Meiz said...

I have a suite shotgun. Just want the pellet gun to buck on rodents & shit.

tem said...

you shoot at shit?

tem said...

/as

Meiz said...

And raccoons. I can hear them some nights in the neighborhood getting goofy on some trash or whatever.

Meiz said...

I want to pick those disgusting things off from long range. OUT HERE CLAPPIN' ON COONS, SON!

Meiz said...

THAT'S RAYCESS

/meiz

Meiz said...

I think I'm stuck at 220lbs. I won't complain if that's the case.

Meiz said...

I'm kinda shocked I haven gotten considerably fatter over the last few years.

Meiz said...

Lordz Of gayest blog eVer

Keef said...

Fried ravioli was not greezy*

Keef said...

I'm eating strawberry shortcake on break right now

Meiz said...

"Fried ravioli was not greezy*"


Must be a sconsin issue.

Meiz said...

I'm eating a strawberry yogurt

Vice Presidente said...

"whenever people say 1 thing in sports is guaranteed the other thing usually happenes."

so the HEAT will be beat in playoffs?

Vice Presidente said...

"I'm eating strawberry shortcake on break right now"

big calorie day for keef

BLUE said...

yes, by the knicks

tem said...

"so the HEAT will be beat in playoffs?"

maybe.

remember when there was no way the Mavs were going to beat the Heat for the title?

remember when there was no way Louisville would win that BCS bowl game?

tem said...

remember when there was no way Overeem would be beat by Silva?

tem said...

it just seems when everyone says zig sports says zags.

Jugdish said...

it just seems when everyone says zig sports says zags.


Suite

\gonzaga

Meiz said...

Who uses that slash? Where is it even on a keyboard?

Vice Presidente said...

\

tem said...

next to the equals sign?

Keef said...

big calorie day for keef


gonna be a yahuge calorie week. idgaf though, I'm gonna eat like a champ

Vice Presidente said...

atta boy,

Meiz said...

Deluxe is taking Zeke's keeper team

Meiz said...

And freak says he plans on playing this year

Meiz said...

Freak also says you dickwads can get a hold of him too, not just me. He's readily available.

Vice Presidente said...

why would i want to get a hold of freak

Meiz said...

You don't get a draft pick in the 1st 5 rounds and I'm taking away your keepers now.

Vice Presidente said...

if you touch my keepers you will pay

tem said...

LP doesn't?

BLUE said...

i don't

BLUE said...

i tried getting a hold of him via LOV, didn't work

Meiz said...

"if you touch my keepers you will pay"


Then you stop being dumb. I am ruthless. I lack ruth.

Keef said...

Home time

Keef said...

That really means back to the room to take a shit and then stroll to the bar

tem said...

the lewis center bar?

Keef said...

Tiger and Vonn are FB official

Vice Presidente said...

training is a breeze i bet

Keef said...

the lewis center bar?



No. I'm at the Northpointe conference center. They have a bar here. It's called The Pub. Original

Keef said...

training is a breeze i bet



Kind of. A bunch of medical shit that I don't know yet, but it's not awful

Keef said...

Tem
Let me know when you NCAA and maybe I can get cmk to advance it

tem said...

"Tiger and Vonn are FB official"

i thought he was getting back with elin?

tem said...

i ncaaed last night.

Keef said...

Ok

tem said...

i am SAS that you can't advance online.

you used to be able to. it sucked though, so maybe they stopped with that.

sorry for not getting the game in sooner.

tem said...

i am ok with waiting until you return.

cmk advancing is above and beyond.

Keef said...

It shouldn't be a big deal. She can do it while we're on the phone

Vice Presidente said...

yay phone sex!

Keef said...

Ha. Cmk is WAY too yahuge of a prude for that.
Plus, bgas will be there with her

tem said...

after having real sex phone sex and sexting seems especially retarded.

i guess at least with sexing you can send pictures.

tem said...

phone sex though? just watch porn. isn't that better than phone sex anyway?

Keef said...

Exactly

Keef said...

Whatta gotta visuals

Keef said...

Wall

Vice Presidente said...

yup

Aitch said...

Uh huh

tem said...

indeed

Meiz said...

what's sex?

Keef said...

Pork tenderloin and crab cakes and artichoke crusted salmon and spinach salad w/ bacon for dinner

Keef said...

With a diet coke

Meiz said...

I have never had a crab cake

tem said...

Don't front meiz. We know you have sex all the tome but kust don't talk about it here.

Keef said...

Crab cake is ok

Keef said...

it's not as enjoyable as fake drnuk tem

Meiz said...

I guess we didn't actually get Blue's take on Dumervil, did we?

Meiz said...

This was a really sneaky 100 comment day. No content.

Keef said...

Mize
You watch any of this Haney Project with Michael phelps?

Meiz said...

I added 2 DL spots in the Keeper

Meiz said...

"You watch any of this Haney Project with Michael phelps?"

Cable TV, bro.

Keef said...

I'm sure it's online

Meiz said...

The answer is no. I have not.

Meiz said...

I'm changing some Keeper scoring too.

Wins are GONE

Meiz said...

Holds, saves, GONE

Meiz said...

Holds + Saves IN

Meiz said...

Quality Starts, IN

Keef said...

Why would you remove wins?

Meiz said...

Because it does not indicate whether or not the pitcher is any good

Keef said...

If you say so

Meiz said...

I do. And many others do too.

Keef said...

So 300 game winners must not be that good. Who knew

Meiz said...

the W is not exclusively dependent on the pitcher, it's also a product of the performance of the team.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Who knew"

meiz

Keef said...

You can say that about a lot of stats. Can't have RBI w/o teammates getting on base. Can't have runs w/o teammates driving you in. Earned runs can accumulate when relievers come in mid-inning. Etc...

Meiz said...

Wins is a dumb stat. It's almost arbitrary.

Meiz said...

It's really fucking windy outside.

CBS is being a ho & not coming in on my tv

Meiz said...

"so many instances where they don't factor into a W or L. 6 pitchers in a game, only one gets W/L. Gives so little info"

Meiz said...

"It's arbitrary--assigns a "WIN" to a player who might not have been that important to the win--or even the most important PITCHER"

Meiz said...

"a RP could give up in a lead in top of inn, his team retakes lead in bot half, gets win"

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

meiz went to the twitter bullpen

tem said...

That is true. Should remove TDs from fantasy football too. A WR could get down to the 1 then the RB punches it in. Total BS.

tem said...

AJA I am ok with the rule change. I bet 300 game winners have a lot of quality starts.

tem said...

Hold plus saves isn't really a change..it is a slight change. Its just combining two categories. Excellent Holds guys will be pretty much worth the same.

Keef said...

I remember arguing last week with some buddies about who has the most quality starts of all time

Keef said...

Holds + saves is fine

Keef said...

Earned runs is dumb, IMO

Keef said...

Just used skype for the first time. It's cool

Meiz said...

Didn't you question my want for Skype last year? It rules.

Meiz said...

"Earned runs is dumb, IMO"

It's open for debate. Bounce something off me

tem said...

Cmtem skypes a lot with her family.

Meiz said...

OBP against?

Keef said...

Didn't you question my want for Skype last year? It rules.



I don't know. Did I? It's cool to talk to my kid

Meiz said...

K/BB?

K/9?

Keef said...

I probably wouldn't talk to just adults with it.

Keef said...

K/BB?

K/9?





W

Meiz said...

I hate when people type loose when they mean lose. HATE IT.

Meiz said...

"W"

No.

Meiz said...

Break the redundancy of the status quo

Keef said...

I hate when people type loose when they mean lose. HATE IT.


Yep

Keef said...

And when people type opps instead of oops

Meiz said...

Fitzpat to the Titans. What a shitshow of a franchise.

Meiz said...

"And when people type opps instead of oops"

YES

Keef said...

Sleeping in a king size bed with like 6 giant pillows is the best

Meiz said...

Chase is broken, by the by

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

celtics gonna beat the heat.... h should be here soon

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

maybe not

Meiz said...

FUCK BOSTON

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"FUCK BOSTON"

I hate both of the fuckin teams, but I guess i hate the celtics more

Meiz said...

Are you cockfaces gonna draft this year?

Meiz said...

I'm picking either the Gators or the Canes in all my brackets this year.

Keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

good morning

BLUE said...

morning

Vice Presidente said...

morning

Jugdish said...

funny

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

go

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