Friday, March 15, 2013

I am not calling him Dad. Not even in a fire!

If America runs on Dunkin' what does the rest of the world run on.  What does Canada run on?  Or since keef tolt* me Canada is actually part of North America do they run on Dunkin' too?

I counted and it's fucking absurd.  I have 39 passwords related to work applications.  Now ask me how come they are different.  I don't know how it got like this.

I wonder what the Pope gave up for lent.  Technically he is allowed to eat meat because he is of senior age and needs nutirents.

I want a Samsung Galaxy.  Convinced it's better than the Iphone. 

A Koala is not a bear.  Got into an argument with someone over this.  Not a bear people. 

176 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

NFL died

Vice Presidente said...

if that rule goes through.....

BLUE said...

maybe

Vice Presidente said...

dont quite know what to say in reponse to "cheers"

fucking brits

BLUE said...

say "norm"!

Aitch said...

Which rule?

Meiz said...

You reply with "Cheers"

Aitch said...

"dont quite know what to say in reponse to "cheers""

Answer back in Italian. Salut! (Or however you spell it)

Aitch said...

Brits are terrible tippers

Vice Presidente said...

terrible teeth

even the ones that live here have terrible teeth what the fuck man

Meiz said...

"Answer back in Italian. Salut! (Or however you spell it)"


You know they say cheers in non-drinking situations, yes? Like just saying thank-you = Cheers.

Vice Presidente said...

Which rule?

running backs cannot lead with helmet

Vice Presidente said...

Like just saying thank-you = Cheers.

yes, but one time i said oh your welcome and got

::fish & chips::

Meiz said...

"yes, but one time i said oh your welcome"


Yeah, that would draw a blank stare. Just get used to saying cheers. It's a habit I got into with a few customers @ The UPS Store.

BLUE said...

Oh, i thought you meant the tuck rule

Meiz said...

"Brits are terrible tippers"

Hahah.

Aitch said...

"You know they say cheers in non-drinking situations, yes? Like just saying thank-you = Cheers"

Yes. I was suggesting that he should fuck with them. Sorry I didn't spell it out for you chapter and verse.

Aitch said...

"Hahah"

Huh?

Meiz said...

We got sensitive H today?

Keef said...

There are 34.7 million people in the U.S. with Irish ancestry — more than 7 times the population of Ireland.

Keef said...

We got sensitive H today?



that almost never happens

(S)

Meiz said...

I'm pumped for training camps to open. DumbPackerFans is going to be the awesomeness

Aitch said...

"We got sensitive H today?"

Nah, I'm good.

Aitch said...

But i still don't get why Brits being bad tippers is funny...

Keef said...

because you rely on tips

Keef said...

Sorry mize didn't spell it out for you chapter and verse.

Meiz said...

Keith, when you were at the liquor distributor, did you ever have to make deliveries yourself?

Aitch said...

Coming to Meiz's defense. How cute.

Keef said...

Keith, when you were at the liquor distributor, did you ever have to make deliveries yourself?



Every once in a while if a store needed something last minute and it was too late to get on the truck, or if I missed putting something on the order I would need to run back to the warehouse and throw it in my car.

Aitch said...

Patriots signed Donald Jones. He any good?

Meiz said...

Donald Jones

Aitch said...

Funny guy

Keef said...

so we're not doing a MLB league?

Vice Presidente said...

cancun spring break massacre

Keef said...

it was just taxi drivers. Nothing to see here

Aitch said...

Emmanuel Sanders is in town. This is getting interesting...

Keef said...

fascinating

Meiz said...

It's as though the local pro football team is looking to hire some new people. That, like, never happens.

Aitch said...

Have the Bengals done anything, Keith? NS. I have no idea what they're cap situation is.

Aitch said...

Well excuse the fuck out of me for trying to make some conversation... :-)

Aitch said...

*their

Keef said...

Have the Bengals done anything, Keith? NS. I have no idea what they're cap situation is.



I have a pretty suite Bengals cap.

Keef said...

They haven't really done much. Re-signed K and are trying to re-sign an OL

Keef said...

good talk

BLUE said...

they're letting maualauga go

Aitch said...

I'm honestly loving the Pats' moves thus far. The Welker thing is a little tough, but overall it's been good

Keef said...

they're letting maualauga go




That's fine. Vontez is a beast

Keef said...

Maybe they can get Te'o.

(S)

Meiz said...

Every fucking day our network takes a shit. I can't even fuckin print anything right now.

Keef said...

woe

Meiz said...

Fucks my shit up every day, man.

Meiz said...

And back. Half an hour wasted doing nothing.

Meiz said...

On the bright side, I got an orange

Vice Presidente said...

"I'm honestly loving the Pats' moves thus far. The Welker thing is a little tough, but overall it's been good"

did they get a pass-rusher?
secondary help?

Keef said...

A navel orange? A blood orange? A valencia orange?

Keef said...

what in the wide wide world of sports was up with ND's unis yesterday? Horry crap

Meiz said...

Navel orange

tem said...

direct tv commercial with the blow up wavy arm guy raping that chick is odd.

tem said...

tcs packs getting fed exed out today.

tem said...

super random shit.

Keef said...

I could just pick mine up next week and save you shipping

tem said...

i still think diaz KOs st. pierre then fails his drug test.

tem said...

"I could just pick mine up next week and save you shipping"

but then you'd open it and leave the junk with me.

Keef said...

I would do no such thing

Keef said...

i still think diaz KOs st. pierre then fails his drug test.



GSP wins, you buy me a beer. Diaz wins, I buy you 4 beers

tem said...

deal

tem said...

or 3 beers and a diet pepsi.

Aitch said...

"did they get a pass-rusher?

secondary help?"

Bringing in John Abraham, Dwight Freeney, and Adrian Wilson. Also hearing they might make a play for Umenyiora (sp?)

tem said...

bucs got a safety and lost a DL. i don't think they have done much yet.

tem said...

safety is good though.

Keef said...

"did they get a pass-rusher?

secondary help?"



"Bringing in John Abraham, Dwight Freeney, and Adrian Wilson. Also hearing they might make a play for Umenyiora (sp?)"



So, no. Got it.

Vice Presidente said...

So, no. Got it.


^^^

Meiz said...

"I could just pick mine up next week and save you shipping"


The suspense of the prize pack is what it's all about

Keef said...

just trying to save a brother a few bucks

Keef said...

goddamn, gonna be cold in temhio next week

Keef said...

it's 96° here today

Keef said...

fascinating

Meiz said...

"just trying to save a brother a few bucks"

Tem's putting that on the company dime, smokey.

tem said...

gonna be 40s here for next friday.

we consider that warm for this time of year.

high 40s would almost be shorts weather.

Keef said...

we consider that warm for this time of year.




I understand that. Gonna be in the 30s on Tu/We, though. We consider that cold for this time of year. Or any time of year

Keef said...

Tem's putting that on the company dime, smokey.



His company can't be a brother?

Meiz said...

"His company can't be a brother?"

Fuck 'em.

Meiz said...

I really kicked ass grocery shopping yesterday. Nothing I bought was over $2.50. 26 items came to $35 & change.

That's a fucking victory right there.

BLUE said...

st. paddy's day party tonight.

i'm gonna get crunk

BLUE said...

ooooopen bar

yes please

Vice Presidente said...

what did simmons do to get kicked off of twitter by WWL?

Meiz said...

Called 1st Take a dumb show, told people not to watch it if they don't like it, said the Richard Sherman/Skip thing was a disaster for everybody involved.

tem said...

30s on Tu/We

that is normal weather, not cold.

tem said...

AZ has spoiled you

tem said...

i am not fed exing keith's pack because he won't be home to get it.

el pad's went out today. probably a tuesday delivery.

tem said...

sports guy is retarded if he thinks he can bash ESPN shows on his twitter feed and not get in trouble.

Keef said...

AZ has spoiled you



yep

Vice Presidente said...

woe

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Meiz said...

Dr. time

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Denver Broncos defensive end Elvis Dumervil agreed to a reduced salary, but was released by the team after the paperwork for the new contract was not filed with the league office in time, according to sources.
Dumervil's 2013 salary of $12 million was set to be guaranteed at 4 p.m. ET, but he agreed to take a cut to $8 million.
According to a source, both parties reached agreement at 3:25 p.m. on the restructured contract. But the team did not get a fax from Dumervil's agent until 4:06 p.m., so they had to release him, according to the source.



hahahahaha

Keef said...

If they earn two more wins before Monday's game, the Heat -- who have eliminated the Celtics in each of the past two postseasons, including in seven games in last year's Eastern Conference finals -- will be tied for the second-longest win streak in NBA history (22 games by the 2007-08 Houston Rockets) when they visit Boston. Ironically, it was this Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce core on the court when the Celtics snapped the Rockets' streak on March 18, 2008 -- five years to the day of the Miami-Boston matchup.



Weird

Tyler said...

So is the keeper FBB league done?

Keef said...

yeah. Freak sucks

Tyler said...

Freak is the worst.

Tyler said...

Isn't he also the commish of the keeper FFB league too? So that's gonna be a bust as well.

Tyler said...

Mize is bros with him on Twitter and Instagram, why doesn't he hit him up?

Keef said...

We basically only have like 6-8 people who pay attention anyway

Keef said...

and "pay attention" might be over exaggerated

Tyler said...

This is true. R.I.P. LoV Fantasy Leagues.

tem said...

Rip fantasy. How is Tylee rhese days?

Keef said...

whoa

tem said...

32 for Nebraska is HUGE

Keef said...

yahuge

tem said...

314 lbs

Meiz said...

Welp, whatta gotta see an ENT specialist for my ears, and a surgeon for my mole.

Keef said...

sounds like your problem

Keef said...

tem should be playing NCAA instead of watching fat guys

Keef said...

and then blue needs to play. And then I can advance and get 1 more game in before Sunday

tem said...

Cmtem is watching tOSU so I can't play now.

tem said...

Dude looks like Meat from Porkys

BLUE said...

I can play tomorrow morning, too much st Patrick's day tonight

Meiz said...

Lil Wayne in critical condition at Cedar's Sinai after a Lean binge.

Keef said...

GregJennings 5 year deal with Minny

Meiz said...

47.5 mil

Meiz said...

Twitter's been a blast tonight

Keef said...

Fucking Syzzurp

Keef said...

Hahaha Doooooook

Meiz said...

We really did Austin wrong in 2011. Should have done SXSW

Aitch said...

There's music like that everywhere

kodiac130 said...

fucking Gophs, I don't know exactly how, but I think they played their way right into the NIT

fuck, 20 wins playing in a tough conference, several major wins (including then #1-Indiana), #2 SOS in the country, and even I dont think they should be in.

couple weeks back, thought all Gophs have to do is either win at Nebraska, at Purdue, or win the 1st game in the B10 tourney...easy right? HA!



kodiac130 said...

if they do sneak in as one of the last bubble teams, I'd hate to play them though. Might as well flip a coin, you never know what team will show up, the one that beats Indiana (damn near twice) Michigan State and Wisconsin, or the one that loses to Nebraska and Northwestern

BLUE said...

Aren't those the same team, or do they have two sets of players

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Ready to advance yet?

BLUE said...

Why can't colleges have 2 teams

Like Alabama football, don't you think they could field two teams, and use the stadium every weekend and make twice as much money

BLUE said...

I'm gonna play once the kid takes a nap

BLUE said...

I'm ready to advance, looks like tem has to play still

Keef said...

What's with Sparty's uniforms

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

what's with your face?

Keef said...

Don't be jealous

Keef said...

What's with your name

Keef said...

TOSU & Sconnie for all the marbles

Meiz said...

"There's music like that everywhere"

Not when it's ALL in Austin, you reaching, joke killer.

tem said...

I still need to play. Cmtem hogs tv.

Keef said...

gotta love DQ's buy 1 blizzard get a 2nd for $.99 deal

Keef said...

Farmersonly.com? Really? Really? Really? Hahahahahahaha

Keef said...

Beer me

tem said...

Farmers only commercials have been on here for years.

Keef said...

Bumpy flight

Keef said...

this should be the TCS prize this year

Keef said...

mize is sad

Meiz said...

"mize is sad"


Don't act like that wouldn't be one of the greatest events in your life

BLUE said...

Rev gets chills just thinking about it

Keef said...

I've been to a shitton of concerts Mize. they aren't on the list of top 100 things I've done

tem said...

Maybe a concert like that would be top 100. Or maybe if you spent more time preparing the concerts would be bettwr.

tem said...

So doug gotleib is pretty much a hige dickhead right?

Meiz said...

"I've been to a shitton of concerts Mize. they aren't on the list of top 100 things I've done"

Oh. Bummer.

Keef said...

Fake drnuk tem

BLUE said...

Gophers got in

tem said...

Autocorrect on the phone doesn't even try anymore.

Jugdish said...

Anyone up?

Meiz said...

LOV KEEPER BASEBALL IS BACK!

Meiz said...

Lemme know if you bums didn't get a keeper email tomorrow

Keef said...

Yay

Keef said...

I ate dinner at 6 and then fell asleep til 10. Now I'm wide awake

Jugdish said...

I took an hour nap today and can't fall asleep

Meiz said...

I had a 2 hour pass-out nap earlier. I'm out now

Jugdish said...

I've benn off work for pretty much a week, one more day off tomorrow.

Keef said...

Jug's niece had a nap earlier but she was able to sleep fine tonight

Jugdish said...

Jug's niece doesn't need a nap...ever.

Keef said...

Wall

Vice Presidente said...

mornin

Vice Presidente said...

awesome

tem said...

what is the LOV brackets?

Keef said...

Good talk

tem said...

you should be learning stuff right now.

pay attention.

Aitch said...

Spiff is fired

tem said...

el pad needs to do a It's Monday Asshole post.

Vice Presidente said...

done

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