Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Fee Agency

The Dolphins are trying. Mike Wallace has come a long ways from his 60 minutes days. I like the Ellerbee signing probably more than the Wallace one.

Lots of activity on day 1. Biggest names were the ones who were cut yesterday, just added more options to the Fee Agent class. Nnamdi, Fitzmagic, some other guys. Broncos signed some fool offensive guard...champyunship.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Dwight came back and dominated Orlando, welcome home.

Big game tonight for the nuggets fans. The prodigal son returns for the first time. Carmelo was hilarious in his interview yesterday. He made mention that it was a "mutual parting of ways". Ummm..the fuck it was, the nuggets wanted you to stay and tried desperately to get you to stay...that's not mutual. Maybe he doesn't know what mutual means, it's not like he went to class at Syracuse.

There's been a lot of talk about whether fans should boo him, or cheer him, or ignore him. Here is my take. I think you cheer him when he's introduced. Then boo him everytime he holds the ball and takes 15 jab steps, and cheer him everytime he misses. I loved him as a player when he was here. I still like him as a player, but like breaking up with the super hot chick who you bent over backwards for because she was so hot, sometimes you're better off without her. You can't appreciate what you have without being able to reflect back, get your manhood back.

To be honest, the guy I miss is JR Smith. I will cheer him tonight, no boos, and Kenyon Martin too, if he gets into the game. But either way, I like my new team with Ty Lawson and Kenneth Faried and Danilo Gallinari and even Javale McGee.

on a side note, fuck Kustos Koufos.

Peyton Manning got $40mm to turn his head and cough yesterday.



200 comments:

tem said...

first

Vice Presidente said...

im so wathcing the knick game tonight

Vice Presidente said...

I ♥ Melo

Vice Presidente said...

he's got a knee though so and with amare out this team that was a lock for wining a post season series is now no longer a lock for anything

tem said...

i hope he has 2 knees

Vice Presidente said...

shook the rust off last night though

Vice Presidente said...

fucking HEAT

Vice Presidente said...

damn 10:30 start gonna need bourbon to stay awake

so last week it would have been a 9:30 start?

BLUE said...

no, it still would have been a 10:30 start

BLUE said...

but now it will just feel like 9:30

tem said...

bourbon keeps you awake?

Vice Presidente said...

yes

wine makes me sleepy

BLUE said...

i was thinking the same thing.

If i drank a bourbon, i'd be heading to bed

tem said...

that

Vice Presidente said...

only wine for me

tem said...

do you drink wine because rich people drink it and it makes you feel rich or do you drink it because you are gay?

those are really the only two reasons to drink wine.

BLUE said...

i drink wine because it doesn't make me feel as bloated as bier.

i drink beers in the summer and wines in the winter...and liquor most other times

Vice Presidente said...

"do you drink wine because rich people drink it and it makes you feel rich or do you drink it because you are gay?"

i drink wine because i'm an alcoholic

Vice Presidente said...

wine with dinner is nice

also gays drink white, el pad dont drink white

Keef said...

Gheys talk in 3rd person

Vice Presidente said...

cool look back at Big East bball

BLUE said...

i don't drink white wine neither

Meiz said...

Mainline me some Franz Chillable Red, and I'm good to go. Hooray, blackout juice!

Meiz said...

Fuckin' yamo be there

Meiz said...

"im so wathcing the knick game tonight"

Singularizing team names. YaHUGE pet peeve.

Meiz said...

I'm gonna miss Jason Cross when he gets drafted or graduates. Cannon of an arm.

Meiz said...

Fuck the Big East. Most overrated conference ever.

Vice Presidente said...

ignant comment

Meiz said...

No, seriously. Over the fuck rated.

BLUE said...

its like the SEC for football

Meiz said...

Except the SEC is actually better than everybody.

Vice Presidente said...

now they are overated and dead, back then they ruled college bball

Aitch said...

How much of a roller coaster ride has Ryan Fitzpatrick been on the last year and a half though, huh? Widely regarded as a below average to average QB, then has a good 5 or 6 game run to start the '11 season, gets huge, franchise QB money from the Bills, immediately starts sucking and is now looking for a job.

Meiz said...

That's what happens when you have a brazillian teams in the conference and live in the past.

Meiz said...

I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper. You guys ever read those?

Vice Presidente said...

i'd love a roller coaster ride that gives me gteed millions

BLUE said...

"I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper. You guys ever read those?"

some of the comments are great

tem said...

so blue and lp are gays, got it.

tem said...

i do not read the comments for your local newspaper.

Meiz said...

Did my text message go through?

Vice Presidente said...

no

BLUE said...

nope

Aitch said...

"I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper"

I'm not sure if that is a compliment, insult, or neural.

Aitch said...

"i'd love a roller coaster ride that gives me gteed millions"

No doubt

Vice Presidente said...

he just thinks you are a cornball

Keef said...

Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920.

Keef said...

ignant comment



That means ignorant, right?

Keef said...

tOSU's new starting QB has a pretty strong arm, but his accuracy isn't grate. But he's fast as shit. And he's only a soph

Keef said...

And the new #1 WR for tOSU is lightning quick. This is gonna be a good season, tater

Keef said...

MLB had 5 sacks last night

Vice Presidente said...

wright is BEASTING in the dub-bee-see*

Keef said...

and there were 3 other chances where he got to the QB right away and the QB broke the tackle

Aitch said...

"he just thinks you are a cornball"

Well, let me just tell you, Meiz's opinion of me is at the forefront of my life concerns...

Vice Presidente said...

"That means ignorant, right?"

yes

have you ever been around black people

jesus

Keef said...

I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper. You guys ever read those?



Yeah I can see that. Kind of cumfastesque sometimes. Random corny statements

Aitch said...

Oh lord, EP. Your level of unintentional comedy is off the scale...

Keef said...

yes

have you ever been around black people

jesus




Sometimes it's so easy

Aitch said...

"Kind of cumfastesque"

Now wait just a damn minute here. There things I will tolerate. That crosses the fucking line though.

Haha

Aitch said...

"Sometimes it's so easy"

Sometimes I wonder if he plays it up on purpose...

Then I realize he doesn't.

Keef said...

Sometimes I wonder if he plays it up on purpose...



Of course I do. Duh

/LP

Keef said...

Now wait just a damn minute here. There things I will tolerate. That crosses the fucking line though.



You're not a retard like him. But sometimes you have corny comments like he does.

Aitch said...

Local sports talk is advocating that the Pats should sign the newly-cut Bernard Pollard for no reason other than to prevent him from injuring anymore Patriots. Strangely, that sounds like a good idea to me.

Aitch said...

How was that a corny comment? Just an observation.

Keef said...

observations can be corny

Meiz said...

I hate that when my phone has a software update, it changes some of my app notifications. Annoying.

BLUE said...

broncos should sign pollard

BLUE said...

so they can injure more patriots

Meiz said...

Wait. What's ignant mean?

Meiz said...

Does he mean indignant?

Vice Presidente said...

it's fun

Keef said...

Wait. What's ignant mean?

Poignant. The upper right corner of his keyboard is broked

Aitch said...

"Wait. What's ignant mean?

Poignant. The upper right corner of his keyboard is broked"

Hilarity

BLUE said...

his little fingers can't reach the upper right hand side

Meiz said...

Amanda Bynes went black and ain't never comin' back. Goddamn.

Aitch said...

Didn't you do that years ago?

Meiz said...

groan

Meiz said...

Most mussels served in restaurants are farm grown on ropes.

Vice Presidente said...

PEI mussels i think you are referring to

Meiz said...

Today must be fucking retard day. I'm getting the dumbest fucking emails on earth this morning.

Meiz said...

Prince Edward Island isn't the only place they have mussel farms

Vice Presidente said...

yeah but i think like 90% or something is from there in North America

Keef said...

Amanda Bynes went black and ain't never comin' back. Goddamn.



She's a hot mess

Keef said...

yeah but i think like 90% or something is from there in North America



North America includes Canada now

Vice Presidente said...

fucking Canadians

Keef said...

right?

Keef said...

bossman just tolt* me that the training place I'm going to in Cbus next week has all you can eat food for every meal and during every break they have a snack bar where you can basically get any kind of snack. And he said the food is pretty fucking suite. And they have a bar on the campus too.

Hello 220 lbs!

Vice Presidente said...

what are you training for

Keef said...

Right now I only work claims with no injuries. Training is for dealing w/ injury claims

Vice Presidente said...

eww dead people

Vice Presidente said...

the cleaning lady here scare the shit out me, looks like she just came out of a movie set where she was the lady in the movie scaring the shit out of people by staring at them with her glass eye

Keef said...

eww dead people



injured, not dead. That's higher up

Vice Presidente said...

oh ok cool try not to give the business to the injured people

Meiz said...

"bossman just tolt* me that the training place I'm going to in Cbus next week has all you can eat food for every meal and during every break they have a snack bar where you can basically get any kind of snack. And he said the food is pretty fucking suite. And they have a bar on the campus too."


Hate your face

Keef said...

oh ok cool try not to give the business to the injured people



Most injured people get lawyers. So I'll be talking to a-holes all day

Keef said...

a-holes who don't pay up bobblehead bets

Meiz said...

Man, I love CCAPing co-workers.

Keef said...

Hate your face



Don't you have free food at work every day?

Meiz said...

"a-holes who don't pay up bobblehead bets"

Wow. I was just about to ebay search for a Votto bobblehead to post on Kod's timeline.

NS

Meiz said...

"Don't you have free food at work every day?"

Negative sir. Not even close.

Meiz said...

I am about to go upstairs to check if there's any food though.

Keef said...

I am about to go upstairs to check if there's any food though.



Is it free?

Meiz said...

Damn. No food.

Keef said...

Goddman pools

Keef said...

mize, you gonna get Brewer partial season tix this year?

Meiz said...

No money for that this year. Plus I'm boycotting.

Meiz said...

It's a light boycott though. I'll go to games for special occasions, but not just for shits & grins.

Keef said...

yeah, you're still a Brewer fan

Meiz said...

Right, but I'm not going to a bunch of games like usual. I started my boycott last year.

Vice Presidente said...

White SMOKE!

Meiz said...

Not even sure why the world needs another Pope right now.

Keef said...

figurehead

Meiz said...

"Sorry we keep molesting children, I'm sure it'll stop soon".


The end.

Vice Presidente said...

Reggie Bush

Lions

Vice Presidente said...

Mendenhall to AZ

Keef said...

Mendenhall to AZ


They need someone to fill Beanie Wells' spot on the injury report

Meiz said...

"Reggie Bush"

Makes no sense to me

Meiz said...

Everybody wave good bye to Reggie Bush's fantasy value

Keef said...

bye

Vice Presidente said...

fuck fantasy football

Keef said...

welker to denver

BLUE said...

welker in "serious" talks with broncos

I wonder what they're talking about

BLUE said...

fucking wes

Vice Presidente said...

Cardinal Bergoglio, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, Is Next Pontiff

Keef said...

I WON!

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

a couple of leagues sources are now reporting that Wes Welker is likely to sign with the Broncos.

Aitch said...

damn, I should have caught up before I posted that last comment.

Aitch said...

Blue, would you be happy with Welker in a Broncos uniform?

Keef said...

what kind of question is that?

Keef said...

I'll tell you what kind of question that is. It's a corny one

Keef said...

that's a clown question, bro

Aitch said...

another source is reporting that Welker has gone back to Patriots to give them the opportunity to match Denver's offer.

Keef said...

This source says that he could sign with Denver as early as today.

Aitch said...

I don't think that's a clown question, bro. Some people feel that Welker is a product of the Patriots system rather than his own talent.

Keef said...

Some people feel that Welker is a product of the Patriots system rather than his own talent.



A system that passes a lot. If only Denver had a QB who could throw

Keef said...

Didn't welker have a decent season his last year in Miami when he wasn't even starting?

BLUE said...

"Blue, would you be happy with Welker in a Broncos uniform?"

depends on what the number is.

for 6 or 7mm/year i could probably live with it.

for 10...no way

Meiz said...

"what kind of question is that?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

i don't see him as a huge upgrade, and they're going to have to pay DT and Decker after next year.

plus he drops important passes in the playoffs

Meiz said...

"Didn't welker have a decent season his last year in Miami when he wasn't even starting?"

Yep. And I think he took a punt to the crib vs the Pats

Keef said...

plus he drops important passes in the playoffs



::nodding::

/giselle

Keef said...

Some people feel that Welker is a product of the Patriots system rather than his own talent.



Are those people Bahston media who think that by saying that, other teams will buy into it?

Aitch said...

"i don't see him as a huge upgrade, and they're going to have to pay DT and Decker after next year.

plus he drops important passes in the playoffs"

See?

Aitch said...

"i don't see him as a huge upgrade, and they're going to have to pay DT and Decker after next year.

plus he drops important passes in the playoffs"

See?

Keef said...

See?



It's blue

Aitch said...

so nice I said it twice.

Aitch said...

"it's blue"

right, and since that's who I directed the question at, I guess that means not a clown question

NEXT!

RIP Zeke

Meiz said...

The Bahston fans are getting all self conscious over Wes Welker and and want people to tell them the Pats are doing the right thing

Keef said...

NEXT!



touche

BLUE said...

I just think they could spend their money in a more wise fashion

would i rather have welker or dumerville, i'll take doom

Keef said...

that's dumberville

Keef said...

Welker just clogs up the middle for everone else

/H

Vice Presidente said...

doom is taking paycut i thought

Keef said...

everyone

BLUE said...

"doom is taking paycut i thought"

he told them to go to hell and to cut him yesterday.

they said, they're going to hold onto him until they find his replacement, or the 17th rolls around.

BLUE said...

guess cj2k isn't going to happen because they signed shonn greene

Vice Presidente said...

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Aitch said...

I think Tom Brady has become too reliant on Wes Welker in pressure situations. It adds an element of predictability to their offense. You knew on third down that Brady was throwing to Welker, sometimes despite double or triple coverage. That said, I still would like to see him back with the team next season.

Vice Presidente said...

welker is a BEAST

BLUE said...

he's no fish mcbites

Aitch said...

where in my comments have I said that he wasn't?

Keef said...

so defensive

Keef said...

maybe the Broncos could sign H to replace Dumerville

Keef said...

DPOY, 5 years running

Aitch said...

Schefter reporting Welker to Broncos is a done deal.

Keef said...

2year deal

Keef said...

O:FB is the best

Aitch said...

Elway tweeted it. Done.

Aitch said...

O:FB is the best

Nah, there are better examples

Keef said...

for 6 or 7mm/year i could probably live with it.




6 mil per

Keef said...

Nah, there are better examples


where in my comments have I said that there aren't?

Keef said...

Fucking ASU. Give up a 4 point play at the end of the game to force OT

Aitch said...

Initial reports are 2/$12mil

Aitch said...

Probably when you used the word "best"

Keef said...

Probably when you used the word "best"



RIF

Vice Presidente said...

"Initial reports are 2/$12mil"

so 6 per got it

/keef

BLUE said...

i can live with that

Keef said...

so 6 per got it

/keef




LP knows how it works

Aitch said...

"O:FB is the best"

"RIF"

Crap!! Totally read that wrong. Guess we are even today.

Keef said...

it's not a contest, H

Aitch said...

Says you

Keef said...

you read that part right. Congrats

BLUE said...

done with week 3 recruiting

just gotta blast the rainbows

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Keef said...

love you

BLUE said...

broncos also signed some fat guy

kodiac130 said...

"a-holes who don't pay up bobblehead bets"


Im paying, Im just slow. I do apologize though, it's been unreasonably long

Keef said...

kod bat signal is pretty reliable

Aitch said...

Hey, Kod, I finally bought EP beer this past Friday, and it was only one draft, not even a 6 pack. You're still well ahead of my pace.

Keef said...

typical H, trying to get the focus back on hisself

(S)

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

GOMEZ!

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

got a little too much sun and beer at the nats/mess spring training game today. huge headache right now

Meiz said...

New Timberlake is heat. You guys would hate it.

Keef said...

got a little too much sun and beer at the nats/mess spring training

headache right now





Woe

Vice Presidente said...

morning

Vice Presidente said...

i find cereal bars to suck

BLUE said...

Welker and DRC


i'm a feared that the broncos are going to be like the eagles circa 2010

Vice Presidente said...

wft

Vice Presidente said...

new shit

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