Tuesday, February 05, 2013

work

Sometimes work interferes with posting. Today is one of those days.


Random Shit

In case you missed it the Ravens won the Super Bowl. Tem won his bet with Cmtem. Cmtem has to do all of the cooking and dishes this week. I am sure El Pad is confused as he probably thinks she should always do it, but she doesn't. We usually run a deal that whoever cooks doesn't have to do dishes. Soon though she'll have that baby and the baby will do dishes. No free rides at casa de Tem.

I got a new keyboard at work. It is ok. It doesn't need hit as hard as my last keyboard. But I still bang on it anyway. I am a loud typer. Also I type almost exclusively with my left hand. That is from video games. Right hand mouse, left hand keyboard. That's how I roll.

Blackhawks have not lost in Hockey. They must be pretty good. Sharks and Ducks are good too I guess. Boston only has one loss, but I assume they are cheating because they are Boston.

I think the Lakers should trade Howard to a college team. He needs to mature a bit more.

Anyone see this sniper story? WTF? Some dude just kills him at a rifle range? Guns are bad man. Ban all guns.


NBA Super fan news: “James Goldstein is our largest investor in NBA tickets in the world,” says David Stern, commissioner of the NBA.
Is that a compliment?? I don't know, but he is rich and gets good looking ladies to hug him.


Speaking of, there is a guy that goes to the local bar. He gets drunk and tries to grab every females ass in the bar. Also he brings strippers with him. Sadly they don't strip at the bar, but they are clearly strippers. I believe he is some sort of contruction guy. In any case he always ends up leaving alone but while he is there he gets to grab a lot of ass. He also likes smelling hair. During the NFL season he was pretty much as fun to watch as any game. You know what? He was more fun to watch than every game. It was awesome to see him in action. Especially with new waitresses who didn't know what to do when they got ass grabbed.




TCS

In the final TCS ever (the network cancelled it due to decreased popularity) it has been determined that El Pad and Keith are both winners. They did at least the bare minimum to stay in the contest and will be rewarded with prize packs. Maybe they'll be good prize packs. I have Keith's address because he always wins. I need El Pad's.

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BLUE said...

damn, so close, yet so far in the tCS

tem said...

all you had to do was list a day for me to score and you would have won too. but you didn't.

Keef said...

Your brain is sometimes more active when you sleep than when you’re awake.

Keef said...

Which player on the 1986 Red Sux had more than 2,700 hits, had nearly 500 doubles, and hit .300 seven times?

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Hank Aaron
Roberto Alomar
Roger Peckinpaugh
Max Flack

Meiz said...

"Anyone see this sniper story? WTF? Some dude just kills him at a rifle range?"


This is just like my strong desire to kill a doomsday prepper.

Meiz said...

I feel I was misrepresented in this year's TCS. We'll be filing an official grievance with the proper administrators.

Keef said...

TCS tie means I'm still the belt holder

Keef said...

tOSU played in a blizzard last night

Meiz said...

I still have the official trophy

Keef said...

I still have the official trophy



yeah you got that shit on lockdown

Meiz said...

Fuck it. I'm going solo ice fishing this weekend.

Meiz said...

I have some tidying up to do at the cabin anyway. Didn't vacuum and left the shovels outside.

Keef said...

Didn't vacuum



Get a women for that shit

/LP

tem said...

"We'll be filing an official grievance with the proper administrators."

grievences will be heard

tem said...

"This is just like my strong desire to kill a doomsday prepper."

interesting desire.

BLUE said...

"Which player on the 1986 Red Sux had more than 2,700 hits, had nearly 500 doubles, and hit .300 seven times?"

buckner

Aitch said...

Buckner

Aitch said...

Crap, Blue beat me.

Aitch said...

Twitter reset joke was re: Power Outage. Was joking that you must have hit the reset button. It was funny to me.

BLUE said...

i figured that's what you meant.

but since i didn't see it for a while, and I was behind in the game on the DVR, i wasn't sure

Aitch said...

If you want to get here on your phone, go to the Bligger homepage. Click on the "view posts" button. When the list of posts comes up, click on the number of comments to the right of the post title. Takes you to the single post amd all the comments with the post comment link at the bottom.

El Padrino said...

1847 West 9th St.
Brooklyn NY, 11223

Keef said...

Bligger is suite

Keef said...

tem better freeze whatever he sends to LP

Vice Presidente said...

dollar dollar bills ya

Jugdish said...

bligger .com or .net?

Aitch said...

Your face is not sweet

Aitch said...

.com

Keef said...

Your face has gravy on it

Vice Presidente said...

can't wait for cmlp to call me wondering what this package is or who, she'll remember the name from the breast pads package

tem said...

got the address lp, you can delete it if you want.

Meiz said...

"she'll remember the name from the breast pads package"

Tem is a maniac

Meiz said...

SEND HIM A COEXIST BUMPER STICKER

Vice Presidente said...

"got the address lp, you can delete it if you want."

i dont care

Meiz said...

I need to get a mondo box of Pop Tarts

Vice Presidente said...

Letterman to Flacco:

This Ray Lewis guy...pause.... what's his deal?

::laughter::

Vice Presidente said...

TMQ delivers the goods today on the SB

Keef said...

Your mom delivered the goods

Jugdish said...

does that make Lp "the goods"?

Meiz said...

TMQ still has sour grapes over the election

Keef said...

does that make Lp "the goods"?




Te'oooooooooooooooooooooo

Meiz said...

Nice. The demand steak PO is only 33 pallets today. I love when that shit's a breeze.

Keef said...

that's the best

Jugdish said...

Nice. The demand steak PO is only 33 pallets today. I love when that shit's a breeze.


its gonna be a good day, tater

Keef said...

HEY!

Keef said...

HO!

Meiz said...

whatta name of that song?

/LP

Meiz said...

"its gonna be a good day, tater"

Sure is

tem said...

why is el pad's name changed? did he get a new title at work or something?

Keef said...

Yeah> He's an associate now

Meiz said...

I'm the VP of advance receiving

tem said...

congrats to all

Jugdish said...

re: turbo tax

my brother got the deluxe version...so ill be filing on line since i need the premier version due to my real estate empire

Keef said...

use cmjug's salary to buy more houses

tem said...

no, i'm quitting soon. /cmjug

tem said...

i hate when people ask me for information that they previously gave me.

i just got asked if i had a copy of a loan agreement from person A.

person A is the one who originally sent it to me.

i didn't give it to them and now they are grumpy and said they'll find it somewhere else...maybe look in your sent folder of email...

BLUE said...

did you tell them this?

BLUE said...

old people don't know about "sent" files

Jugdish said...

"sent" files



::mailbox::

/tp

Keef said...

tem is a grump

Meiz said...

"old people don't know about "sent" files"

MAN. TWHNBS

Meiz said...

I love having this exchange:


I deleted it

"look in your deleted items folder"

But I deleted it

"Yes. It is now in your deleted items folder"

Is that what that is?


::headdesk::

tem said...

"did you tell them this?"

no. they need to learn on their own.

tem said...

"tem is a grump"

yes. certainly at work. i am a grump here so i can be nice when i am at home.

Meiz said...

Google translate, FTW!

Driver comes in and speaks zero english. Typed my words into translate and BAM. Hit 'em with the heat. Resources.

tem said...

actually i am not really a grump. i just have little tolerance for idiots.

if that is the same thing then i guess i am a grump, but with non-idiots i am not grumpy at all.

Vice Presidente said...

"why is el pad's name changed? did he get a new title at work or something?"

winner winner el pad taking his baby out for a steak dinnnnnerrr!!!!

tem said...

you should take cmelpad with you. not just bgelpad.

tem said...

if anything leave bgelpad home with a sitter.

tem said...

also does that mean you got your raise? because a new title won't pay for that steak.

tem said...

AJA sincere congratulations.

but i am still going to bust your balls.

Keef said...

Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn suffered a "complex knee injury" when she crashed during the opening day super-G at the Alpine Ski World Championships in Austria Tuesday, doctors said.

tem said...

she tore her mcl and acl.

Keef said...

"look in your deleted items folder"

But I deleted it

"Yes. It is now in your deleted items folder"




Our deleted items folder at work empties every day

Keef said...

congrats LP

Jugdish said...

Our deleted items folder at work empties every day



^^

Jugdish said...

congrats, LP!

Vice Presidente said...

"also does that mean you got your raise? because a new title won't pay for that steak."

god damn right i did, 20%

and thank you all.....couldnt have done it without you

Meiz said...

"Our deleted items folder at work empties every day"

Crazy talk. You use Louts?

Keef said...

Crazy talk. You use Louts?



yes

Jugdish said...

outlook

BLUE said...

your IT department can set how often the deleted items folder empties

Meiz said...

Oh. We don't have an IT department on site any more. It sucks.

BLUE said...

had that exchange with the IT manager here.

dude, stop deleting my deleted files

-why do you need them if they're deleted

because I do, shit comes up where i have to look back for things I didn't think i needed anymore

-you should use an archiving method then

But doesn't that defeat the purpose of you clearing out the deleted files folder, if the point is to keep space on the server avaiable, what difference does it make which folder I keep it in

-i don't know

Jugdish said...

i went to high school with this chick, and we're friends on facebook. she decides to take a one year hiatus from facebook so she can be better engaged with her family, be more productive, and keep away from negativity. Cool...do your thing. The funny thing is in her big announcement post, she says you can still keep in touch with her on her blog or on tumblr or on instagram...plus she created facebook accounts for her two kids, ages 2 and 6 months. Now when she posts from her kids accounts, she tags her account.

Jugdish said...

she she's not taking a break from facebook, got it

/keef

Keef said...

That shit makes me laugh. Cmk was telling me last night about my buddy's wife who me & cmk are bolth friends with on FB. Cmk said the chick posted a picture on Instagram of her disabling her FB account. I said isn't Instagram basically the same thing as FB. She was like "yeah, she's retarded"

Keef said...

plus she created facebook accounts for her two kids, ages 2 and 6 months.


Almost as bad as people who make one for their pet

Keef said...

jug should make a "Good to see that your mom is taking a break from FB to focus on what really matters" comment on her kids' pages

tem said...

pet FB pages are great

tem said...

our IT department is great. they don't do stupid shit like that.

if your folders get to big they send you an email telling you to fix it. they don't babysit you by deleting it automatically.

Jugdish said...

if your folders get to big they send you an email telling you to fix it


i like to ask them if the folder size includes those emails.

Meiz said...

"pet FB pages are great"

^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

no QB from tOSU has ever started a Superbowl says TMQ.

Vice Presidente said...

makes cents

BLUE said...

terrelle pryor will be the first


/raider fans

BLUE said...

no QB from Boise State has ever started in the SuperBowl™ either

BLUE said...

my tax return has been held for processing because of stupid education tax credits

Meiz said...

2 from Delaware St have.

Quarterback U

BLUE said...

"According to reports, the doctor who examined Vonn says he believes she suffered a tibial plateau fracture -- also known as a break in the shinbone"

sounds painful

tem said...

1 QB from WVU has.

tem said...

wait, maybe 2.

yes 2.

suck it.

tem said...

no just 1

Meiz said...

"/raider fans"

Raiders fans are my favorite in the NFL. They think they have a shot to win it all every year. They refuse to acknowledge that their team sucks donkey balls.

Keef said...

tOSU has a superb bowl MVP. Does wava?

Jugdish said...

Raiders fans are my favorite in the NFL. They think they have a shot to win it all every year. They refuse to acknowledge that their team sucks donkey balls.


cowboy fans too...

tem said...

"tOSU has a superb bowl MVP. Does wava?"

I don't think so but, but East Texas State does.

tem said...

actually yes they do.

Chuck Howley. He was even on the losing team and still got MVP.

tem said...

i should have known that off the top of my head. he is from my part of wava.

tem said...

He is the only athlete in West Virginia University history to letter in five sports - football, track, wrestling, gymnastics and swimming (He won the Southern Conference one-meter diving championship).

tem said...

Howley was inducted into the West Virginia Sports Hall of Fame, the West Virginia University Athletics Hall of Fame, the Ohio Valley Athletic Conference Hall of Fame,and the West Virginia University Academy of Distinguished Alumni.

tem said...

i am eligible for the Ohio Valley Athlestic Conference Hall of Fame.

i don't think i will make it though.

tem said...

goddman politics.

tem said...

they don't respect my .750 batting average as a senior.

tem said...

Following retirement, Howley ran a successful uniform rental business in Dallas and is now involved in a foundation dedicated to breeding quarterhorses at Happy Hollow—located in Wills Point, Texas. His broodmare herd consists of more than 50 mares. He lives in Dallas.

Keef said...

Were you a good athleste?

tem said...

i don't know what an athleste is.

Vice Presidente said...

had to dole out alot of gloomy numbers today

:(

Keef said...

i don't know what an athleste is.



A person who is athlestic

Jugdish said...

had to dole out alot of gloomy numbers today

:(



6 inches my ass

/cmlp

tem said...

"had to dole out alot of gloomy numbers today

:("

that's why they pay you the big bucks.

BLUE said...

yeah, i have to tell people shitty news all the time

tem said...

*6 and a half inches my ass

/cmlp


*fixed

Vice Presidente said...

the gollum is stage 5 furious

tem said...

is that the highest stage?

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Vice Presidente said...

i burp alot

Meiz said...

Seriously, that social security tax is such bullshit. I gotta stop looking at my paystubs.

BLUE said...

"i burp alot"

first sign of pancreatic cancer

Vice Presidente said...

jesus

Vice Presidente said...

that's a death sentence

BLUE said...

that'll ruin the mood, won't it

BLUE said...

btw, congrats on the promotion EP..

BLUE said...

i'll send you some beer

tem said...

"first sign of pancreatic cancer"

i hope not

Meiz said...

I think it's illegal to send beer from Colorado

Keef said...

Not with MPS

Keef said...

first sign of pancreatic cancer



made me lollerskate

Vice Presidente said...

that'll ruin the mood, won't it

damn right

Vice Presidente said...

congrats on the promotion EP..

thanks

Keef said...

El Biden

Aitch said...

Congrats Anthony

Vice Presidente said...

i like that

BLUE said...

technically, you work for a bank, and everyone is a VP of something at a bank

Keef said...

H likes calling LP Anthony. it's like when Mills always called zeke Mat

tem said...

maybe mills is aitch

BLUE said...

maybe H is finkel

Vice Presidente said...

"technically, you work for a bank, and everyone is a VP of something at a bank"

first i'm dying then my promotion means nothing


Vice Presidente said...

"everyone is a VP of something at a bank"

commercial yes
i work investment, not the case

Keef said...

maybe mills is aitch



They're bolth weasels

BLUE said...

just bustin balls EP

BLUE said...

tem and I have had the discussion about every person I deal with at the bank is VP of something or other.

VP of wire activity approvals

Keef said...

LP is the vice president of his apartment

tem said...

"tem and I have had the discussion about every person I deal with at the bank is VP of something or other."


^^ yep

tem said...

"They're bolth weasels"

the evidence mounts


"LP is the vice president of his apartment"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

ha

Meiz said...

"LP is the vice president of his apartment"

He just lets her think she's the President

Jugdish said...

female president...HA!

/Lp

BLUE said...

did EP have to have a swearing in?

are you next in line in the case of the death of the president?

Meiz said...

The country station gets really churchy from 3:00 to 3:30 every Tuesday

tem said...

I like Eric Church's music

Keef said...

He just lets her think she's the President




hahahahaha

Jugdish said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

are you next in line in the case of the death of the president?

no

tem said...

who is then? gollum?

Vice Presidente said...

sillyness

Vice Presidente said...

i'm leaving now

piece

Keef said...

better get home quick before cmlp cracks the whip

Meiz said...

"are you next in line in the case of the death of the president?

no"

Sounds like a raw deal

Keef said...

Don't worry, we'll take care of you

/DB mgmt

kodiac130 said...

"Kod, who is that girl in the pic you put on FB? Cmk was asking, she watches that one bitch's dance show on tv"


that's my niece. She did a class near St. Paul recently



tem said...

This leonard guy on big bang theory gets a lot of action for a nerd.

Aitch said...

right?

Keef said...

Chris Carpenter. D-U-N

tem said...

Titus young C U T

Meiz said...

Braun stuff

Keef said...

No news. He already was coat* cheating

Meiz said...

lol

Keef said...

It's cute how you think he didn't cheat

Keef said...

Rob Ryan to Saints

Meiz said...

I don't have an opinion on the matter. All we have is - took test, test was mishandled, positive result, appeal, successful appeal, no penalty. There is zero damning evidence.

Meiz said...

So as I was saying, I think I might have fucked up my tax return. I really hope this doesn't bite me/parents in the ass.

Jugdish said...

I don't have an opinion on the matter. All we have is - took test, test was mishandled, positive result, appeal, successful appeal, no penalty. There is zero damning evidence.


except for the positive result

tem said...

No idea how your tax return would fuck them

Meiz said...

"No idea how your tax return would fuck them"

I was dicking around with numbers on Turbo Tax, set 2012 rent paid to $0, and it wouldn't let me submit before entering an amount at the end.

Meiz said...

"except for the positive result"

After the test was mishandled. No official positive result. I feel the same way about all the others.

Meiz said...

I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.

Jugdish said...

from what i remember, the guy kept it over night, but there was no evidence that the test was tampered with

Jugdish said...

I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.


not true

/The Rock

Meiz said...

"from what i remember, the guy kept it over night, but there was no evidence that the test was tampered with"


Broken chain of command = mishandled = invalid specimen

Keef said...

from what i remember, the guy kept it over night, but there was no evidence that the test was tampered with


This. The samples were still sealed. It just didnt follow chain of custody correctly so they had to let him off. I understand mize is sticking up for his boy. I would too. But the test was still positive

Keef said...

I almost put chain of command because I couldn't remember the correct term

Keef said...

Did anyone NCAA

Meiz said...

"Did anyone NCAA"

I did not

Meiz said...

"I almost put chain of command because I couldn't remember the correct term"

Yeah, Custody ir correct. I'm drinking

Meiz said...

I put command on purpose

/LP

Keef said...

We gotta get through this week of NCAA so me and mize can get our next game in this weekend

Meiz said...

Not happening. As stated earlier, I'm going fishing.

Keef said...

Selfish

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