Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Tuesday 2-26

So I did my coaching carousel thing, but I guess I didn't finish and now it says Blue is on the clock. I turned down a job and then went to just stay with WVU but now it says Blue has to turn down the Missouri job first. Dumb game.


Lakers not making the playoffs is an epic failure. EPIC. If they don't even make the playoffs they should just clean house. Keep Kobe but Nash = gone, Howard = gone, Gasol = gone. They need new karma.


Seriously 4.82, how did that happen? He can't be that slow. That is Division 3 speed. Not top 5 team in the nation speed.


Does Kristen Bell have a team? Can I join it? I am not completely off the Jlaw bandwagon and I am not back on the Nport wagon, but I am looking for a new wagon. I guess I'd prefer a chick that got naked in a movie though. Kknight would be a good bandwagon, but I don't think she is naked in any movies.....dilemma dilemma.


In other news Sally Field looks old. I think she is though, so it is OK.


Penguins players get bad concussions apparently. They either know exactly how to treat them or they have no idea.


I think it is funny that some UFC champ said he wasn't going to fight some guy....then Dana White basically said fight him or you ain't the champ any longer. So now he is gonna go ahead and fight that guy.


Burt Wonderstone looks like a movie that should have come out 4 years ago. It would seem to be not funny anymore. Maybe awhile back though.


TAVON AUSTIN is a quick dude. Probably will get broken though. He is small. He didn't really have injury issues at WVU, but still the NFL might hurt him. I hope not though because he is super fun to watch. If he performs like he did in college a Tavon Austin jersey might be in my future. I hope he doesn't go to a sucky team.


Alex Smith to the Raiders? Maybe. My sources are telling me they are a darkhorse candidate. KC is in the lead. AZ actually a distant third. Niners don't want to trade him within the division.


That's all I got for now.



163 comments:

BLUE said...

TAVON!!!

BLUE said...

kristen bell is alright, not a bad team to be on.

although she's married to dax shepard, so that's kind of weird

BLUE said...

i'll just stay on the kate upton bandwagon

Vice Presidente said...

i love her, she has sex in movies and on showtime but does not get nekkid

Keef said...

and thursdays i usually drink




Pretty sure this isn't just reserved for Thursdays, Barney

Keef said...

Spacemen and cowboys were two of the shapes originally considered for SpaghettiOs.

Vice Presidente said...

also she loves sloths or something like them

Vice Presidente said...

"Pretty sure this isn't just reserved for Thursdays, Barney"

took a 2007 Ravenswood Old Wine Zinfandel to the dome last night

was splendid

Keef said...

Ravenswood is good

BLUE said...

"also she loves sloths or something like them"

yes, that video that was on Ellen was awesome

BLUE said...

"i love her, she has sex in movies and on showtime but does not get nekkid"

forgetting sarah marshall, good times

Meiz said...

I have determined that Two Black Cadillacs is a crappy song

Vice Presidente said...

"forgetting sarah marshall, good times"

house of lies

showtime og series

Meiz said...

"yes, that video that was on Ellen was awesome"

This. Kristen Bell is friggin' adorable.

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

suite mugshot

tem said...

"I have determined that Two Black Cadillacs is a crappy song"

like Tornado it will grow on you.

Meiz said...

SAS I've been here almost 2 hours and they haven't played Tornado yet

Meiz said...

Woah! The Thunder Rolls. I didn't think FM106 still had it in them to play old stuff.

Keef said...

21 people on a hot air balloon seems like a lot

Meiz said...

Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. That's how you kill 18 people.

BLUE said...

here you go team Nport

Keef said...

Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. That's how you kill 18 people.



Considering it fell from 1000 feet, SAS that everyone didn't die

BLUE said...

1000 feet is nothing

/ 9/11 jumpers

BLUE said...

Te'o said the combine is too stressful and that's why he ran slow

he'll run 4.5 at his pro-day


yeah, because that's what the NFL needs, a guy who can't run fast in stressful situations

BLUE said...

especially at the linebacker position

BLUE said...

dude might drop to the 3rd round

Keef said...

LBs need to run 40 yards in a straight line all the time

Keef said...

His excuse is dumb. Just say you didn't run your best

Meiz said...

I figured Te'o for a 3rd rounder anyway.

Meiz said...

I should clarify. 3rd round talent.

Meiz said...

Te'o might potentially be a pathological liar. Notice he's always got an excuse in stead of just saying yeah I fucked up.

BLUE said...

i mean, he did have a fake girlfriend

BLUE said...

heidi klum's still got it

it might be sagging a little, but she's still got it

Keef said...

Far from it! Farrrrrrrrrrrr from it

BLUE said...

i liked the "we saw your boobs" song

Jugdish said...

Papelbon not concerned about 81.00 ERA



funny

BLUE said...

"Papelbon not concerned about 81.00 ERA"

when huston street was here he always talked about how he wasn't concerned about all the people he walked.

sounds similar

BLUE said...

that's just 3 runs he gave up to get one out.

not a big deal

BLUE said...

someday he'll get a second and third out and the ERA will drop to 9

Meiz said...

Be on the lookout for Michael Olmstead this year. He's this season's Breers reclamation project. Was out of baseball for a little bit because he wrecked his arm. Big ginger that throws hard and has a k/9 of something like 12 or 14. And a crazy good k/BB ratio too.

Keef said...

fucking Breer's

Meiz said...

Gonna be the fireman this season, hopefully.

Keef said...

Fireman trapped in a polyester uni

Vice Presidente said...

Matt Harvey

that is all.

Vice Presidente said...

heidi klum

yes

although her judgement in marrying Seal is highly questionable

Vice Presidente said...

LBs need to run 40 yards in a straight line all the time

great point

Keef said...

Who here would have the slowest 40 time? H or mize? I'm not counting rev, he's not "here"

Jugdish said...

Who here would have the slowest 40 time? H or mize? I'm not counting rev, he's not "here"



Lp...no contest

Vice Presidente said...

Aitch

Keef said...

I bet H could run faster than mize

ns

Meiz said...

Gotta be me. I can move quickly & laterally, but zero straight speed. None whatsoever.

Meiz said...

I consistently finished 3rd to last in every running drill or exercise in freshman football.

Vice Presidente said...

aitch will fall half way through to woe about the elements

Meiz said...

And I've only gotten fatter

Jugdish said...

Gotta be me. I can move quickly & laterally, but zero straight speed. None whatsoever.

manteiz te'o

Keef said...

aitch will fall half way through to woe about the elements



ha

Vice Presidente said...

manteiz te'o

lollerskates

Meiz said...

"manteiz te'o"

I can't tell you how happy I was that they never made us run 40s in HS. I would still be taking shit for running like a 5.75 or some shit.

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

we ran 40's in basketball

my group got smart and moved up 5 yards..made our numbers look awesome

tem said...

we accidentally did 30 yards one time in high school. we ran 2 at a time. me and another WR went first. i was a freshman and i think i ran a 4.5. i was super happy until the group after me ran sub 4.0 and the coaches figured out if was only 30 yards.

Jugdish said...

i was a freshman and i think i ran a 4.5. i was super happy until the group after me ran sub 4.0 and the coaches figured out if was only 30 yards.



manti tem'o

BLUE said...

"we accidentally did 30 yards one time in high school. we ran 2 at a time."

it was the guard group for us. maybe 5 of us. We moved up while the coaches where talking to the other guys.

guards are supposed to run faster so it didn't register that we were all running in the 4.5 range

BLUE said...

i probably couldn't run the 40 without pulling a quad nowadays

tem said...

i struggled to break the 5.0 second mark. i don't think i did that until college.

i didn't run that fast, but i could catch the ball and i ran the right route.

tem said...

fuck andy dick isn't dead. he will be on dancing with the stars.

i am glad i don't watch that show.

Vice Presidente said...

what was TJW's 40?

Meiz said...

Jug, Tem, El Pad,

How come I gotta keep correcting your people on their inaccurate bible and liturgy citations. Your folks maybe need to a little more studying if they're gonna keep this up.

Jugdish said...

How come I gotta keep correcting your people on their inaccurate bible and liturgy citations. Your folks maybe need to a little more studying if they're gonna keep this up.


::flank stare::

tem said...

if your people = catholics then it is because catholics know nothing about the bible.

every sunday we have 3 parts read out loud to us while we try to decide why the mom with the screaming baby won't take the kid outside.

that is the extent of our bible training.

Jugdish said...

one of our pilots is major burnup

Meiz said...

"if your people = catholics then it is because catholics know nothing about the bible."


Nope, just Christians

Meiz said...

No hard feelings

tem said...

i don't know about other than catholic stuff.

Vice Presidente said...

im a half ass catholic

i;e hypocrite

Meiz said...

This dude the other day was on facebook talking about Moses and his arc.

Moses! Arc! Aye, Are, See. Not ark. Moses!

Vice Presidente said...

bought Quinoa for lunch

im just staring at it, dont want to eat it

Vice Presidente said...

"This dude the other day was on facebook talking about Moses and his arc."

that is elementary

BLUE said...

"bought Quinoa for lunch"

what's wrong with you

Jugdish said...

raised catholic...i attend a methodist church now

tem said...

moses had an arc.

noah had an ark.

tem said...

what is quinoa? i don't speak spanish.

Jugdish said...

what is quinoa? i don't speak spanish.



a good name for the new cleaning lady in mize's office?

tem said...

moses did have something to do with the ark of the covenant though. or was near it. or something or other.

tem said...

or he put the commandments in it.

Vice Presidente said...

"what is quinoa?"

it's a grain, like rice but healthy
to make it taste good we cook it in beef broth and i have marinated portobello mushrooms in it and grilled onions

Vice Presidente said...

moses parted the red sea

Jugdish said...

moses did have something to do with the ark of the covenant though. or was near it. or something or other.


^^^^^

/indiana jones

Meiz said...

This guy was talking about loading up the "arc" for the flood.

Meiz said...

I just sat & stared at his update until somebody finally said something.

Jugdish said...

I just sat & stared at his update until somebody finally said something.



i would have walked away

/keef

Meiz said...

Quinoa looks awful. What were you thinking?

Keef said...

it's a grain, like rice but healthy
to make it taste good we cook it in beef broth and i have marinated portobello mushrooms in it and grilled onions



So you bring something that's "healthy", but it taste* like shit, so you cook it in shit that makes in unhealthy. Smat*.

Meiz said...

Plans similar to quinoa, tumbleweed.

Meiz said...

Similar to my dad cutting down on his sugar intake, so instead he eats a shit ton of dried cranberries, raisins, grapes, ass load of fruit.


Vice Presidente said...

Quinoa looks awful. What were you thinking?

wife

Vice Presidente said...

"So you bring something that's "healthy", but it taste* like shit, so you cook it in shit that makes in unhealthy. Smat*."

beef broth is unhealthy?

Vice Presidente said...

"So you bring something that's "healthy", but it taste* like shit, so you cook it in shit that makes in unhealthy."

by and by this is exactly what oatmeal is

like i said in fridays post

Keef said...

beef broth is unhealthy?



Pretty salty, no?

Meiz said...

El Padiabetes

Meiz said...

I've been watching a ton of youtube shows lately. I've taken a liking to the Cooking With Jack Show. Kind of corny, but he does a bunch of product reviews and does this playing with your food segment where he disassembles finished food and sees which one of the comparable items is the best value.

Vice Presidente said...

"Pretty salty, no?"

low sodium beef broth, Swansons

Keef said...

slippy, swimmy, swammy, swanson. Swanson? Sampsonite! I was way off

Meiz said...

Swanson? I assumed a chef of your caliber would have real beef broth on hand at all times.

Keef said...

Yeah I figured LP squeezed the juice out of his own meat

Jugdish said...

i make my own beef broth



s

Vice Presidente said...

"Swanson? I assumed a chef of your caliber would have real beef broth on hand at all times."

i ran out and keep cans on hand for convienence

i have chicken on hand at the moment

ns

Meiz said...

Fucking LP

Keef said...

i ran out


rookie

tem said...

they make cubes for broth.

Meiz said...

Jesus Take The Wheel is kind of a fucked up song

tem said...

yeah.

tem said...

but carrie underwood is ridiculously hot.

tem said...

she is so hot and seems pure.

it is like you can't objectify her because she is too pure.

there is no team Cwood or Cunder

Keef said...

I'm all aboard team Cunder

Keef said...

FACE!!

/LP

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Got my eye-talian beef sandwhich* with hot peppers and extra juice and cheesy fries order in over at Portillos to pick up later. DET.

Keef said...

Hello 210 lbs!

Jugdish said...

Got my eye-talian beef sandwhich* with hot peppers and extra juice and cheesy fries order in over at Portillos to pick up later. DET.



im jealous. i hope they open one in houston

Jugdish said...

Hello 210 lbs!



that's crazy. if anything, beef sandwhiches* and cheese fries can help you lose weight

/Lp

Vice Presidente said...

got spareribs in the oven from 3pmtil i get home then i'll mark em on the grill

Vice Presidente said...

"eye-talian beef sandwhich* with hot peppers and extra juice"

these in chicago are pretty damn great

Keef said...

that's crazy. if anything, beef sandwhiches* and cheese fries can help you lose weight

/Lp




hilarity

Keef said...

these in chicago are pretty damn great




Yep. This place is the Chicago chain that just opened up a store today in Scottsdizzle

Keef said...

i hope they open one in houston



They're supposed to be opening 2 more here in the next year.

Vice Presidente said...

Yep. This place is the Chicago chain that just opened up a store today in Scottsdizzle

oh suite

Vice Presidente said...

they have like italian hot dogs too and pizza casserole?

BLUE said...

and clogged arteries

BLUE said...

iran is making it's own version of Argo

Vice Presidente said...

gonna pass on that

Keef said...

they have like italian hot dogs too and pizza casserole?



They don't have pizza that I'm aware of

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Meiz said...

Last hour is dragggging

Meiz said...

2 of our receivers don't like me sometimes, I think. I don't let them half-ass their paperwork, and evidently, it annoys them.

Keef said...

I'll be home tonight, so once you guys are done with coaching carousel I will advance

Meiz said...

I shall do my best

Meiz said...

Earl change after work

Keef said...

fucking NYC

Keef said...

Nnamdi Asomugha ate lunch in his car during practices instead of eating with his teammates last season, WIP Radio in Philadelphia reported Tuesday.
WIP Radio's Hollis Thomas, who played for the Eagles from 1996 to 2005, reported the information, citing unnamed sources, who told Thomas that Asomugha chose to eat in his car in order to secure some "me time" during the season.



This would fall under the who gives a flying fuck category

BLUE said...

who is he, Jennifer Aniston?

Keef said...

she's white. he's black

Keef said...

Some fool just emailed me from a prodigy.net address. Awesome

Meiz said...

One of our main carriers at work uses a prodigy email account

Meiz said...

I boat Macklemore & Ryan Lewis for $1.99

Aitch said...

"I bet H could run faster than mize

ns"

I dunno. I was never fast, even when I was skinny. I was fast on skates or rollerblades though, which is kinda weird.

Aitch said...

"Some fool just emailed me from a prodigy.net address. Awesome"

Hello 1996

Meiz said...

I guess we're waiting on Blue on the coaching carousel first

Keef said...

Zags gonna be #1

Meiz said...

Zags? Like Gonzaga?

Meiz said...

Oh wow. Gonzaga was #2? I had no idea.

Meiz said...

MIAMI IS #5???!?!!!!

Keef said...

Miami was #2

Meiz said...

Miami IS #5

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I'm guessing Keith is rooting for Miami

Keef said...

Miami IS #5


I know. Just saying there were all the way up to #2

Keef said...

I'm guessing Keith is rooting for Miami


?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"?"

Shane Larkin (Barry's kid) is the star of the team

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

fuckin gators can't win on the road

Keef said...

Ah. Had no idear

BLUE said...

go

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