Friday, February 22, 2013

Top 3

I bought home a bucket of chicken from KFC tonight.  It was not as good as I recall.  I don't eat fast food often, shit that was the first time I had KFC in at least a year.  It's not cuz I don't like fast food or frown upon on it.  I actually like it.  Love it really.  It's just I figure if I avoid that stuff I wont get fat.  Pretty simple.  I eat McDonalds the most, about 12-15 times a year I'd say.  Taco Bell is my shit, if it were close to me or not part of one of those shady half Taco Bell half KFC joints I'd eat it more.  My top 3 fast food fixes are Taco Bell, Popeyes and McDonalds.

Tacos are awesome.  Authentic tacos are awesome, fast food tacos are awesome.  Middle of the road tacos are awesome, truck tacos are awesome, home tacos are awesome even gummy candy tacos are awesome.

One thing I raise my nose up to is like we've talked about before fast food pizza.  Just don't get it.  I mean I get it, it's cheaper but to me the sacrifice in like taste isn't worth the few extra bucks I save compared to a mom and pop pie.

Tupac is not in my top 3 of favorite rappers.  Crazy talk I know.

Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Vanilla Chocolate Chip.

NFL, MLB, NBA

Gladiator, Casino, Goodfellas

I know Godfather is not in my top 3.  Because if it was ---- soooo original.  Blow me.  Of course The Godfather is great and of course I love it.  But it aint top 3 for me.  Fight me.  It's about 6th I'd say.
I was so enthralled with movies that I used to keep a spreadsheet of all the DVD's I owned with he title, starring actors and my own take or blurb about the movie.  What a geek.

French Toast, Pancakes, Two Eggs over Easy - bacon/home fries toast.

Fuck all that oatmeal cream of wheat shit.  And box cereal is awesome but not for breakfast.  Unless I am home.  I wouldnt eat it out.

I couldn't even rank cereals.  I know one thing.  Plain ol Frosted Flakes is in the top 3, after that I don't really know.  Frosted Flakes til i die son.

Pig/Male Cow/Chicken

The thing with soup is #1 it doesn't fill me up.  Feel like I have to eat a god damn salad bowl of soup and that is just silly.  #2 I hate slurping off a spoon.  Feel like a peasant when I slurp off a spoon.  Maybe that's why I hate that oatmeal shit too.  Well that and oatmeal taste like Elmer's Paste.  If you have to doctor it up with 1/4 pound of brown sugar, nuts, fruit and/or other sweetners what is the point?

Breaking Bad, Sopranos, The Wire.

Top 3 non sports Sega Genesis games, Streets of Rage, Earthworm Jim and Earl and Altered Beast.

::Drops Mic::







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Aitch said...

You so crazy

Keef said...

Cereal slurps. Oatmeal does not slurp

Vice Presidente said...

you have a disease

BLUE said...

"Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Vanilla Chocolate Chip."

these are your top 3 favorite rappers?

Vice Presidente said...

negative

Vice Presidente said...

i do like grits if that makes any sense

i love all hominy

Vice Presidente said...

hominious

tem said...

"And box cereal is awesome but not for breakfast. Unless I am home. I wouldnt eat it out."


are you saying that you wouldn't go to a restaurant, say Bob Evans for example, and order a bowl of Cheerios??

no shit. nobody does that except maybe kids.

tem said...

"Cereal slurps. Oatmeal does not slurp"


you use too much milk on cereal if it is slurpy. maybe the end is slurpy, but that's it. and really at that point you lift the bowl and drink.

and oatmeal does not slurp. you are correct. el pad must make oatmeal with too much water and/or milk and/or whatever liquid he uses.

Vice Presidente said...

el pad dont make oatmeal and i guess i should have said eating off a spoon not slurping

Meiz said...

Fucking New Yorkers. Do they do everything wrong?

Meiz said...

Frosted Flakes is a bottom 5 cereal if it isn't completely dry.

Meiz said...

"Tupac is not in my top 3 of favorite rappers. Crazy talk I know."

NOT crazy. Tupac was the most important rapper ever, but he wasn't all that good at rapping.

Meiz said...

"Gladiator, Casino, Goodfellas"

You have a disease

Meiz said...

This dude said Gladiator.

Meiz said...

I got 16 in the clip & one in the chamber today

Keef said...

Falling out of bed causes 450 deaths a year in the U.S.

Keef said...

"you have a disease"

"i guess i should have said eating off a spoon not slurping"



apology accepted


Keef said...

I got 16 in the clip & one in the chamber today




Are you about to make some bodies turn cold?

Vice Presidente said...

"Frosted Flakes is a bottom 5 cereal if it isn't completely dry."

ice cold milk

Keef said...

Tony, do you like movies about gladiators?



Love them!

/LP

Meiz said...

"Earthworm Jim and Earl"

This is not a game. Seriously, this was never a video game.

Meiz said...

Earthworm Jim

Toejam & Earl

Meiz said...

I don't think you remember how bad Altered Beast was/is. I played it last summer, and hoo boy, did it suck. It was just the game that came with the 1st run of genesis masheens, so people wax poetically about it.

Vice Presidente said...

Earthworm Jim

forget Earl

you guys know I don't fact check my posts right

Vice Presidente said...

tough crowd today

at least i posted

Keef said...

at least i posted

^^^^

Vice Presidente said...

"This dude said Gladiator."

whats the problem

Keef said...

The dude that got shot in that Vegas car crash was a rapper. Shocking.

Meiz said...

One of our product brokers is going to poison the sales force today. We have a General Sales Meeting today, so all of our MAs are here, and he's serving under cooked sausages. Enjoy the diarrhea, guys & girls.

Meiz said...

"tough crowd today"

This happens when I'm hungover

Keef said...

Hot.Sauce.In my eyes. Hot sauce in my eyes. Hot sauce in my eyes

Keef said...

An Ohio landlord is accused of whipping a tenant with a belt on his bare buttocks for falling behind on his rent.
Ron Kronenberger, 53, was charged with assault for the Jan. 22 encounter in his office, police in the village of Waynesville said. He was due in court Thursday in Warren County.
Police said the tenant, 29, was late with a $2,800 rent payment.
"If you're going to act like a child, I'm going to treat you like one," Kronenberger was quoted in the police report as telling the tenant before striking him four times with a belt. The report said the belt left "little marks."



awesome

Meiz said...

WeEEEE!

Meiz said...

Are never ever ever
Getting back together!

Meiz said...

I wish it were acceptable to tell people that I hope their marriage fails so they can see what I see is wrong with the whole relationship.

That's really random, but maybe not really.

Meiz said...

Maybe I don't really wish that.

Vice Presidente said...

andy the divorce whisperer

Meiz said...

I just don't like seeing people wasting their time on a lie.

Meiz said...

I be outchea predicting this shit. I've hit 3 of my prognostications so far.

tem said...

i think el pad got 3 games right once.

Meiz said...

I miss Lupe.

tem said...

she moved on to better things.

if you truly love her you will let her go.

Keef said...

I wish it were acceptable to tell people that I hope their marriage fails so they can see what I see is wrong with the whole relationship.





you have a disease

Meiz said...

List of awesomest wives


Christy
cmtem
cmkod


I think that's it.

Meiz said...

I have no idea. I'm retarded.

Meiz said...

Go Bucks

:(

tem said...

yay for cmtem

Meiz said...

Awesomest = has a tremendous level of not giving a fuckness.

My guy J never gets punked, and just does what ever the fuck he wants.

Tem is a nerd & cmtem is like "go on ahead and be a nerd. I'm okay with it."

Kod is fucking awesome and cmkod is just as crazy. I dig that shit.

Keef said...

I would imagine that cmtem gives a fuck

tem said...

UFC picks:

Underdog chick

Machida

Menjivar

Koscheck

Neer

tem said...

so Megan Fox will star in the newest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot.

tem said...

"I would imagine that cmtem gives a fuck"

she tolerates the nerd stuff I am slowly turning her to the nerd side.

Vice Presidente said...

"so Megan Fox will star in the newest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot."

April?

Vice Presidente said...

"I would imagine that cmtem gives a fuck"


if she is a woman then i agree

Meiz said...

There it is.

Meiz said...

Dammit. There it is was for tem

Vice Presidente said...

"My guy J never gets punked, and just does what ever the fuck he wants."


didn't know you lived with them

Keef said...

Koscheck sucks

Meiz said...

"didn't know you lived with them"

No, he actually married his best friend, and that's very clear. Unlike a shit-ton of people out there.

Meiz said...

"Koscheck sucks"


Very much

tem said...

he will still win.

tem said...

april 2014

Keef said...

april 2014



hilarity

Meiz said...

I've been crushing Otis Spunkmeyer danishes today. Shoutout to who ever supplied these

Vice Presidente said...

april 2014



hilarity

very much so

Vice Presidente said...

UPDATE: Feds Warn Thousands May Be Exposed To Deadly TB Epidemic In Downtown Los Angeles... MORE...

Keef said...

Fucking Ron Artest

Meiz said...

I love Ron Artest. He's the best.

Vice Presidente said...

ron ron is the best

Keef said...

beisbol today

Meiz said...

Top 3 cereals

Just Bunches
Honey Nut Cheerios
Mini Frosted Shredded Wheat


DOUSE THAT SHIT IN HONEY

Vice Presidente said...

diabetes

Vice Presidente said...

im thinking falafel today

Keef said...

Top 3 cereals

Cocoa Pebbles
Cap'n Crunch Berries
Golden Grahams

Meiz said...

"diabetes"

Pretty sure I'm already there

ns

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

"april 2014

hilarity

very much so"

blank stare from me

tem said...

top 3 cereals:


honey nut cherrios
fruit loops
trix

tem said...

top 3 fast food:

chik fil a
burger king
arbys

tem said...

not all tacos are awesome

Vice Presidente said...

Cap'n Crunch Berries


nah man, just nah

Vice Presidente said...

fruit loops
trix

same thing

Vice Presidente said...

"april 2014

hilarity

very much so"

blank stare from me"


I was aksing if she was playing April the character not when it is coming out

Meiz said...

Gotta love seeing a chick at work go from "wouldn't touch her with Beth's dick" to "Holy shit, I'd like to bang the bejeezus out of her"

Keef said...

you fools like honey nut cheerios, hey

BLUE said...

i don't eat cereal, i'm not 12

Keef said...

nah man, just nah



I'm not asking you to eat them

tem said...

"I was aksing if she was playing April the character not when it is coming out"

indeed it is hilarity.

tem said...

fruit loops are loops. trix are balls.

they are different.

tem said...

plus trix are for kids and fruity cheerios (essentially fruit loops with less sugar) are for adults.

Vice Presidente said...

taste the same

Vice Presidente said...

not a fruity cereal fan

Vice Presidente said...

i really like Life (the cereal)

Vice Presidente said...

the name is weird to me

Vice Presidente said...

Cocoa Pebbles

fucking A+

Keef said...

trix are balls.



I like trix better when it was fruits

Keef said...

I like cinnamon Life

Keef said...

gotta eat that shit quick though, before it becomes lawn mulch

BLUE said...

i like bacon and eggs, biscuits and gravy...waffles...etc

BLUE said...

although I won't be trying the chicken and waffles Lays

Keef said...

although I won't be trying the chicken and waffles Lays



I will try those

Keef said...

i like bacon and eggs, biscuits and gravy...waffles...etc



Well yeah. And don't forget french toast

Vice Presidente said...

i gotta ask the internet why they call it french toast

Vice Presidente said...

he internet shrugged

Keef said...

Oh look, a NYC parent. Shocking

Vice Presidente said...

ha

a car salesman

so perfect

tem said...

never had chicken and waffles

Keef said...

never had chicken and waffles



It's a staple with my people

/mize

Keef said...

We have nice shitters are work. I like going in there to take a dook and playing PBA Challenge on my phone

Keef said...

*at

Meiz said...

Foodservice Industry Jargon

When dealing with seafood, H&G stands for Head & Guts

Meiz said...

I've never had chicken and waffles. Id imagine fried chicken with warm syrup on it is incredible

tem said...

no carbs means i haven't pooped since like sunday.

tem said...

well limited carbs.

no carbs is damn near impossible.

tem said...

i think a poop may be coming tonight though.

Meiz said...

Jesus

Vice Presidente said...

I've never had chicken and waffles. Id imagine fried chicken with warm syrup on it is incredible

it is

tem said...

i imagine chicken and syrup would be gross.

Keef said...

bacon in syrup is good. I figure chicken in syrup is good

Meiz said...

This makes me think. I bet McNuggets are even better with syrup. I gotta get some syrup & chicken now.

Meiz said...

"bacon in syrup is good. I figure chicken in syrup is good"

Bacon & eggs gets the syrup treatment here

Meiz said...

None of that weirdo ketchup shit

Keef said...

ketchup on breffast* is gross

Vice Presidente said...

hot sauce

Vice Presidente said...

ketchup

Meiz said...

My Dad puts butter and ketchup on ham sandwiches. Fucking disgusting.

Vice Presidente said...

mike turner released

Keef said...

My Dad puts butter and ketchup on ham sandwiches. Fucking disgusting.



gross

Vice Presidente said...

Argo winning best pic
DD Lewis best actor
JLaw best actress
Spielberg best Director
Tommy Lee Jones best support

Vice Presidente said...

Bank it.

BLUE said...

today is my favorite chive day

BLUE said...

i don't think Argo will win

Vice Presidente said...

bet?

Meiz said...

What's the best way to reply in the negative to a wedding invitation that doesn't have the option to reply 'no'?

BLUE said...

"What's the best way to reply in the negative to a wedding invitation that doesn't have the option to reply 'no'?"

don't show up

Keef said...

blue knows

Keef said...

Argo winning best pic
DD Lewis best actor
JLaw best actress
Spielberg best Director
Tommy Lee Jones best support




Bet?

Meiz said...

"blue knows"

You guys serious?

BLUE said...

what did you want?

send them a pile of shit in a paper sack

Keef said...

"What's the best way to reply in the negative to a wedding invitation that doesn't have the option to reply 'no'?"




I wish it were acceptable for you to tell people that you hope their marriage fails so they can see what you see is wrong with the whole relationship.

BLUE said...

but if you send them the sack of shit, you should probably make sure they are registered first

Vice Presidente said...

"What's the best way to reply in the negative to a wedding invitation that doesn't have the option to reply 'no'?"

what a shitty invitation

Keef said...

"What's the best way to reply in the negative to a wedding invitation that doesn't have the option to reply 'no'?"



wipe your ass with it and mail it back

BLUE said...

i have a one wedding per person limit

no re-weddings

Vice Presidente said...

weddings are great

Vice Presidente said...

i think i might go out this weekend

in laws may watch kids, although they will complain the whole time and act like they are giving us bullions of gold

Vice Presidente said...

wife rape will be in play this weekend

Meiz said...

"I wish it were acceptable for you to tell people that you hope their marriage fails so they can see what you see is wrong with the whole relationship."


I just don't feel like going to the wedding.

Keef said...

just go to the reception

Aitch said...

I just don't feel like giving them a wedding gift.*

*fixed

Meiz said...

"just go to the reception"

I don't want to go to the reception. There won't be anybody there to keep me occupied.

Meiz said...

"I just don't feel like giving them a wedding gift.*"


They wouldn't get one even if I was going. I don't give people wedding gifts.

Vice Presidente said...

your the worse

Meiz said...

What have they done to earn a g gift from me? Nothing. All you've done by having this self-serving event is wasted my time. And now you want a gift? Fuck outta here.

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Vice Presidente said...

your a dick

Meiz said...

Anyway, the consensus is to just not reply, and not show up, yes?

Aitch said...

Jesus Christ, were you raised by a pack of wolves?

BLUE said...

"What have they done to earn a g gift from me? "

do you know what this "self-serving" event costs, that they're letting you eat and drink for free at?

Keef said...

They wouldn't get one even if I was going. I don't give people wedding gifts.



That's douchey

NS

Keef said...

What have they done to earn a g gift from me? Nothing. All you've done by having this self-serving event is wasted my time. And now you want a gift? Fuck outta here.



They pay for your dinner and drinks

Meiz said...

"That's douchey"

I couldn't care less. That's why I don't go to weddings.

Keef said...

I think ours was about $50-$60/person

Meiz said...

"They pay for your dinner and drinks"

Dinner yes, drinks no.

Keef said...

So they bought your dinner. Got it.

Meiz said...

I've been 4 weddings total. 1 was a shotgun wedding, 1 was Deluxe's best man, the other 2 the former girlfriend picked up the gift tab.

Meiz said...

Leon Sandcastle graded out 100 of 100 at the combine

Meiz said...

Installing PBA Challenge now. Can we play against each other?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"That's douchey"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

Welp.

tem said...

Wait, what are the reply options?

tem said...

If the only reply is yes then you just dont send anything.

But if they have two and neither are no them that is wierd.

tem said...

*then

Meiz said...

"Wait, what are the reply options?"

There are no reply options. Just how many are coming.

tem said...

The guy in hit and run reminds me of meiz. Dax shepard.

tem said...

Yea just dont respond

Meiz said...

"The guy in hit and run reminds me of meiz. Dax shepard."


I'll take it.

Aitch said...

Couldn't you send the invite back with zero people attending?

Keef said...

Wall

BLUE said...

Keith, when can you play NCAA this weekend

Keef said...

Looks like any time tomorrow morning

BLUE said...

Sounds good to me I'm open in the morning so whenever is cool

Keef said...

Cool

Meiz said...

"Couldn't you send the invite back with zero people attending?"

I feel like that might be a little jarring because then that might mean I've taken the effort to write that zero in.

Keef said...

Letting them know you aren't going let's them know not to pay for a plate for you. It's respectful

Meiz said...

Word. I'm trying to do this in as much of a "no hard feelings" kind of way.

It's just, fuck going to weddings, man.

Meiz said...

I have the dustiest apartment on earth. I'm convinced.

Meiz said...

So I'm thinking I need to have a very real talk with my landlord. This shit is unacceptable.

Keef said...

I have the dustiest apartment on earth. I'm convinced.



You haven't lived in the desert

Meiz said...

True

Meiz said...

I can dust, and an hour later there is dust there again. I need to boil some water.

Keef said...

Does boiling water make dust go away?

Aitch said...

Does that help control dust? NS

Meiz said...

It adds a lot of moisture to the air, lessening the dryness and that's where dust comes from.

I'm trusting my mother and her sister on this one.

Meiz said...

And it doesn't need to be a full boil, just something to get that steam happening.

I've got a small pot on one of the big burners(electric) on 6.

BLUE said...

Wall

Meiz said...

Blue with a TCS move. +5 for that.

BLUE said...

Wall

BLUE said...

Bold

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