Monday, February 18, 2013

This Post Sucks

ike Bosh

sorry

94 comments:

Aitch said...

Who had today in the pool?

Aitch said...

Who else is working today?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

the one good thing about spiff's post is that it didn't take forever to load on my phone

Aitch said...

Switch to 4G. I've had no issues loading the front page since.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Switch to 4G. I've had no issues loading the front page since."

upgrading to iPhone 5 next week

Keef said...

I hVe 4G. Still takes forever and then locks up

BLUE said...

"I hVe 4G. Still takes forever and then locks up"

fuck droids

Meiz said...

I gotta shit

Meiz said...

Contractor left a pretty nice mess in my apartment. Fucker.

Keef said...

good luck in Pasadena, blue. Your* gonna need it

tem said...

"I hVe 4G. Still takes forever and then locks up"

^^


i have to go in through the back door so to speak to be able to comment.

tem said...

blue two words of advice:


screen
passes

tem said...

"Contractor left a pretty nice mess in my apartment. Fucker."

don't tell them to clean up after themselves. they do the except* opposite if you do that.

Keef said...

yeah, try the screen passes

tem said...

although if you don't tell them to they are 50% likely to not clean it up eight fifths of the time.

tem said...

keith has the fucking waterboy on his team. dude has like 30 sacks this year.

Keef said...

And my WR had about 150 receptions but couldn't get a Heisman vote

Keef said...

and he couldn't get on the Walter Camp finalist list

Meiz said...

"although if you don't tell them to they are 50% likely to not clean it up eight fifths of the time."

Yeah, they just didn't do things like wipe down the sink and toilet, or clean the shit out of the bathtub. I really just hate having to clean messes like that. Caulk, grout, wood splinters, sawdust. That shit ain't my mess.

BLUE said...

"good luck in Pasadena, blue. Your* gonna need it"

probably

BLUE said...

i can barely beat the computer sometimes, can't imagine trying to beat a real person with all my shitty freshmen

Meiz said...

It's whatever though, collateral damage for getting a new lock, new floor, and balcony door fizzed.

Meiz said...

"i can barely beat the computer sometimes, can't imagine trying to beat a real person with all my shitty freshmen"

I usually have one unlucky play and give up on my gameplan. It works exactly how it sounds.

Keef said...

The contractor shit in your bathtub? Gross

BLUE said...

"I usually have one unlucky play and give up on my gameplan. It works exactly how it sounds."

yep me too

then i try and get it all back at once and i'm screwed

Keef said...

My gameplan is to score as many points as possible. It works much better than my old gameplan which was to control the clock

Meiz said...

Wish I would have stayed home this weekend. Missed a good party on Saturday.

It was fucking 15 degrees out with a consistent 15mph wind blowing across the lake all day. We caught 2 motherfucking fish. One while we were still setting up, and I had a Largemouth pop a flag as we were starting to haul the gear in. Worst ice fishing experience to date. Even worse than the day I sat out in 5 degrees alone for 3 hours.

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

mize should of* taken the time to drive to the next town to get bait

Keef said...

Jerry Buss. Dead

Meiz said...

Klanmaster was getting froggy with me Saturday night, and since he's not a very smart guy, he resorts to namecalling and personal attacks pretty quickly. Not good at insulting people while remaining funny. Had to call him a dirtball to shut it down. It was awesome.

Keef said...

is klanmaster the dude with the shaggy red beard?

Meiz said...

It's not red, but yes.

Meiz said...

I hate that fucking beard with a passion. It only comes from his chin. It's like a goddamn broom.

Keef said...

all brown beards look red, apparently

Keef said...

I hate that fucking beard with a passion.




Does it scratch your face when you kiss?

(S)

Keef said...

good luck against the Bobcats, tem


(S)

Meiz said...

Ya know, if you go a month without eating Subway, it tastes pretty good.

BLUE said...

subway can be the bomb in the right setting

Keef said...

I had Busway* yesterday. Sunday is grate, any 2 regular footlongs are $5 each. I had the buffalo chicken. Cmk had the subway melt.
Buffalo chicken was pretty good

BLUE said...

mindy mcready shot her dog too

Keef said...

She probably wrote a song about her dead dog before she kilt herself

BLUE said...

she shot herself

"IN THA FACE"

tem said...

the baby did all the shooting.

BLUE said...

come to find out her boyfriend's shooting had been ruled a suicide but the police had changed their minds and re-opened the case.

BLUE said...

chicks who've just had kids have some crazy hormone shit happen sometimes.

wouldn't surprise me if she shot the dad and the dog

BLUE said...

"good luck against the Bobcats, tem"

yeah, that should be tough

Keef said...

chicks who've just had kids have some crazy hormone shit happen sometimes.




Yeah, the first thing cmk said when I told her about it and her having a 10 month old baby was "postpartum"

tem said...

also possible guilt from shooting her baby daddy. or from finding out someone else shot her baby daddy.

Keef said...

She tried to kill herself a few times before. She was just batshit cray

Keef said...

Is someone going to take over commissionership from freak for the the mlb keeper league?

tem said...

"She was just batshit cray"

all woman* are cray*

Keef said...

true story

BLUE said...

something for tem to look forward to

Meiz said...

csilk still engaged?

Keef said...

yes

Meiz said...

Breer's have no 1B now

Keef said...

where did noodle arm go?

Keef said...

OIC. He's hurt.

Meiz said...

H injured himself in January. Expected to miss the 1st 2 months, but he says he's coming back at the end of April. Mat Gamel, his backup, tore his ACL and stuff last year and re-injured his knee during the 1st goddamn workout of spring training.

Meiz said...

Roenicke's gonna give Alex freaking Gonzalez some run at 1B.

Keef said...

Roenicke's the best

Meiz said...

God, I fucking hate him.

Keef said...

You want dusty?

Meiz said...

The pitching staff is waaaayyy too young to let Dusty around them

Keef said...

ha

tem said...

wall?

Aitch said...

"H injured himself in January."

I assure you, I did nothing of the sort.

Aitch said...

Wasn't that McCreedy chick the one Clemens was supposedly banging at one point? Also, wasn't she on that Dr. Drew rehab show?

Keef said...

Wasn't that McCreedy chick the one Clemens was supposedly banging at one point? Also, wasn't she on that Dr. Drew rehab show?




Someone's been googling today.

Aitch said...

So yes. Got it.

Meiz said...

Bam!

SYSCO BEAST

Meiz said...

I crank this shit out, son!

Meiz said...

Going home now. I assume I have my bowl game to play?

BLUE said...

ticketmaster.com bowl against marshall

Keef said...

csil is going to have the date of her bach party set before her wedding date

ns

BLUE said...

5 people from celebrity rehab have died.

dr. drew not such a great rehabber

Aitch said...

Meiz, as much as we bust your balls, glad you found a job you enjoy.

Aitch said...

My good sentiment kilt* LOV

Meiz said...

"Meiz, as much as we bust your balls, glad you found a job you enjoy."

Thanks.

Coworkers are really the ones that make it cool. Nobody's a downer except for maybe a couple people, but I just ignore them. The only reasons they bitch and crab is because they refuse to welcome the transition the company's making.

tem said...

So there are downers, got it. /as

Keef said...

Tem knows

tem said...

Back to back to back

Jugdish said...

csil is going to have the date of her bach party set before her wedding date



that's probably better than having it after the wedding

Jugdish said...

i like phil's hat in this picture

Jugdish said...

BEAST

Jugdish said...

Richardson claimed she had submitted an absentee ballot, but was afraid her vote would not count so she also voted in person. She also said she voted in the name of her granddaughter and yet another person.

"There was absolutely no intent on my part to commit any voter fraud," she insisted.




suuuuure...

Vice Presidente said...

morning

Vice Presidente said...

there were hundreds of others who did that

every year

even on the repub side so i cant get hot about that

Jugdish said...

i just thought it was funny she votes 5 or 6 times and says she didn't intend to commit fraud...irregardless of who she voted for

Vice Presidente said...

she's a moron

Jugdish said...

Lp

Vice Presidente said...

if i was a girl i'd fuck me

tem said...

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