Monday, February 04, 2013

ROYGIII

Fucking 49ers. I hate the fade route, and am incredulous when teams call it on do or die plays.

FUCKING HILARITY:



spiffast?

dat ass

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El Padrino said...

man the niners played bad
can you have a worse game than Whitner

he was awful

El Padrino said...

man the bargaining position that Flacco has right now will never be higher, the Ravens are dumb

El Padrino said...

they should have extended him when he was middle class

El Padrino said...

mark sanchez money son

El Padrino said...

i only lost a total of $150
the over FG's saved me

BLUE said...

sanchez money?


eli money

BLUE said...

how was that tails bet


hahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

if Jacoby Jones wins MVP I win $1200

El Padrino said...

he did not though

El Padrino said...

fucking tails

5 years in a row
down $500 on that over 5 years

El Padrino said...

next year i'll do heads to double down and lose $1000

El Padrino said...

first raven to score a TD

Boldin


your god damn right i had that shit, evened out the tails bet

El Padrino said...

alicia keys went over

El Padrino said...

had vernon davis for over 6.5 catches

he dropped the 7th catch
fucked me right in my anus

El Padrino said...

when the ravens pulled that fake fg shit i lost my mind

tem said...

"can you have a worse game than Whitner"

is he 29 for the Niners? 29 had a worse game.

BLUE said...

"when the ravens pulled that fake fg shit i lost my mind"

bitchscream?

tem said...

some furniture store in baltimore gave away free furniture if the opening KO or the KO of the 2nd half was returned for a TD.

El Padrino said...

total pending bets $670.00

only losing $150 is a good day
if i wasnt in heavy on the niners it would have been a profit

BLUE said...

29 is culliver

tem said...

fade route is terrible. i bitch so much about that.

El Padrino said...

"is he 29 for the Niners? 29 had a worse game."

the gay basher had a bad game yes, that was the gay karma

Cullinger?

El Padrino said...

culliver right

tem said...

"29 is culliver"

then culliver played worse then* whitner.

El Padrino said...

"fade route is terrible. i bitch so much about that."

i like the fade with certain guys

the crabstree is not one of those guys

the blitz up the middle from ellerby blew that up though

and while there was a hold the refs called a consistent game, there were penalties all over the place that were not called

BLUE said...

yeah, the refs weren't calling shit down the field

tem said...

"yeah, the refs weren't calling shit down the field"


^^^^ all day.


real football fans know this and saw it and weren't surprised at the no call. it was no call city.

hell during the regular season that 2nd down hit on crabtree would have been a 15 yard penalty.

tem said...

baltimore guy hit his helmet off of crabtree's chin. 15 yards in the regular season.

El Padrino said...

i dont recall even seeing a holding call or defensive hold in the secondary called once

and you KNOW that shit was goings on

El Padrino said...

flacco hit out of bounds, borderline but a guy like Triplett makes that call 100 out of 100

El Padrino said...

glad the game got good though, at 28-6 once jones took it to the crib it looked like it was over

then the Undertaker came in

El Padrino said...

then business picked up

El Padrino said...

and el pad was happy

El Padrino said...

what's with all the "dark" beer commercials lately

El Padrino said...

as far as commercials go, didnt see many, usually bounce to get a beer or more food to feed my fat face but Taco Bell wins with the old people acting like we used to act a few years back

that shit was hilarity

El Padrino said...

i'll catch up on commercials today

El Padrino said...

i ended up making strombolis

i dont have to tell you they were excellent

El Padrino said...

and wings, that goes without saying i make them every year

El Padrino said...

of the penalties that were called, the Niners had the back breaking ones

the Culliver one on third and 9, Ravens got points there

the first play of the game i thought was bad too, illegal procedure

the offsides on Smith and Brooks on a 3rd and 7

El Padrino said...

the back shoulder to Boldin

he is such a beast

El Padrino said...

what more does Jacoby Jones have to do to win MVP?

had the long catch, pretty spectacular play, falling down, juking out a few guys and got in the end zone

then the longest kick return in HISTORY

he had 290 all purpose yards!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

i'm bitter

like the year i had James Harrison, they gave it to Santonio Holmes

Harrison had the unreal 92 yard pick six before half and a few sacks

tem said...

commercials were not that good.

and what's with the tear jerkers?

tem said...

"i'm bitter"

you shouldn't be. he had a KO return and 1 catch for a TD.

Flacco had no turnovers, 3TDs and almost 300 yards passing.

tem said...

people who are really bitter are the ones who were sitting on Bal 4 SF 9 on their squares and then Bal takes that safety and ruins it.

tem said...

also, when does the "Ray Lewis looked a step or two slow...did he quit the PEDs?" talk begin?

tem said...

i also thought it was interesting that this was the first time a 49ers QB threw an INT in a Superbowl.

That's a lot of Superbowls.

El Padrino said...

"you shouldn't be. he had a KO return and 1 catch for a TD."

he made history and tallied 290 yards

he had to be considered

El Padrino said...

"That's a lot of Superbowls."

and the franchise's first loss, previously 5-0

El Padrino said...

you know Alex Smith smiled a bit when it was all over, them losing is actually better for him

El Padrino said...

how bout the ravens corner, Williams, pushing the sidejudge during that scuffle?

that's an ejection

didnt get that at all

Meiz said...

"and wings, that goes without saying i make them every year"

I'd love to hear what you pay for raw wings and where you buy them.

NS

Meiz said...

"he made history and tallied 290 yards"

Tied history

El Padrino said...

"I'd love to hear what you pay for raw wings and where you buy them.

NS"

$2.99 a pound, Key Food market

El Padrino said...

thought Jimmy 'Baugh called a bad series there down at the end, including the fade there

Caldwell was on FIRE in the first half, knowing the defense did not want to get burned by Torrey Snmith he targeted the 20-30 yard intermediate routes

Meiz said...

"$2.99 a pound, Key Food market"

Is key a supermarket or a small joint?

Meiz said...

The Niners need a new offensive coordinator if that really was their gameplan last night

Meiz said...

They never take shots downfield. Fucking mind bottling

El Padrino said...

"Is key a supermarket or a small joint?"

it's categorized as a supermarket
i wouldnt call it that
it's a small space but it does carry an awful lot

El Padrino said...

my buthcer had them for $4 a pound

El Padrino said...

next year Super Bowl

yesterday was a balmy 29 degrees, cloudy, slight wind, flurries at times

tem said...

"how bout the ravens corner, Williams, pushing the sidejudge during that scuffle?

that's an ejection"


it was at that moment that everyone knew the refs were going to let them play and keep the flags in the pockets.

El Padrino said...

Tied history


and broke it as well, three records involved with his play

BLUE said...

meiz, if you know wings go up in price this time of year, buy some at christmas time and freeze them

BLUE said...

"you know Alex Smith smiled a bit when it was all over, them losing is actually better for him"

not sure kaepernick lost the game for them. he played pretty well, just couldn't get it in the endzone at the end

El Padrino said...

$2.99 for wings is the price (when not advertised on sale)

all year round, over here at least

El Padrino said...

the Kaper played well, two bad throws really - the pick and he could have dropped it to Vernon up the sideline a bit easier

everything doesnt have to be a rocket

BLUE said...

how much did they have to pay Bar Rafaeli for that commercial?

Meiz said...

"meiz, if you know wings go up in price this time of year, buy some at christmas time and freeze them"

I just wanted to see if the guy was paying 8 bucks a pound. I very rarely buy, let alone eat wings.

BLUE said...

blue is sick, so he didn't make shit yesterday for the subperbowl

except some chilis skillet queso

tem said...

up the sidelines wasn't a bad throw. he was like 1 inch from it being a completion.

good throw, good effort by Davis, it just didn't work out. sometimes that happens.

tem said...

pick was a bad throw and his rocket to someone in the endzone was bad. he could have lowered it a bit and taken some steam off of that one.

BLUE said...

did randy moss play?

El Padrino said...

the best ever played, you didnt see him on the kapernick pick make the tackle on ed re...

nevermind

tem said...

frozen food section has frozen wings. i don't know the per pound price. i think something like $3.50 is close. 2 lb bag for 6.99 or so.

tem said...

moss had a catch or two i think.

BLUE said...

my kind of laundromat

El Padrino said...

Costco has a 10 lb pound bag, frozen and a fresh pack all the time for about $3 a pound if i recall

Meiz said...

Crabtree batted down a TD pass to a wide open Moss, and Kapernick airmailed that ball old Driveway Oil picked off. That was also "intended" for Moss. I felt and still feel Kaepernick had a shit game. He wasn't throwing the ball until he actually saw an open receiver. You cannot do that. Baltimore should have had at least 3 picks, and the defended ball to Moss on the short comeback route was all Colin's fault. Moss was wide fucking open but Kaep didn't pull the trigger until he saw that Moss was open.

Meiz said...

In summation, fuck Colin Kaepernick.

Meiz said...

"and the defended ball to Moss on the short comeback route was all Colin's fault."

AND it should have been a pick six

Meiz said...

I'm bitter as fuck right now

BLUE said...

yep, simms even made mention that kaepernick is a sight thrower, but he has a strong enough arm to wait for the guy to be open.

forgot about the TD pass that crabtree knocked down, that ball was supposed to go to moss

tem said...

"forgot about the TD pass that crabtree knocked down, that ball was supposed to go to moss"

this is the throw i was talking about. i didn't know it was intended for Moss. Makes sense then why it was too high and too hard for Davis.

tem said...

and that comebacker to Moss was terribly late.

all told though I thought Cap played well enough. He used his legs when he needed to. Looked like he made good reads on the read option all night.

El Padrino said...

true

El Padrino said...

kaper played well enough

49er D was turrible as Barkley would say

BLUE said...

yeah, the comeback to moss, it looks like he wasn't going to throw it, then he saw the CB fall down, so he decided to throw it, but was too late

Meiz said...

Kaep needed to be running when they had the rock in the red zone, too. Harbaugh called a shitty game.

tem said...

ravens blitzed the shit out of him in the red zone. made running a bit difficult. great calls by the ravens.

Meiz said...

I wonder how grossed out Marta gets when she changes out my garbage can. I always have bloody snot rags in it.

Meiz said...

"ravens blitzed the shit out of him in the red zone. made running a bit difficult. great calls by the ravens."

Also true, but you've got to be able to combat that.

BLUE said...

lupe is another good name

El Padrino said...

"ravens blitzed the shit out of him in the red zone. made running a bit difficult. great calls by the ravens."

Dean Pees had a day.

tem said...

fair enough

tem said...

fair enough was for meiz.

tem said...

"lupe is another good name"

didn't aitch say this?

El Padrino said...

"I wonder how grossed out Marta gets when she changes out my garbage can. I always have bloody snot rags in it."

doesnt even phase them, they like morticians man

BLUE said...

yeah, maybe a screen pass

Meiz said...

You've got to be able to slice up a team that blatantly blitzes like that. Rodgers throws a touchdown on every one of those.

El Padrino said...

"yeah, maybe a screen pass"

HELL YEAH!

/Andy Reid

BLUE said...

"didn't aitch say this?"

not sure, i don't pay attention to his comments

Keef said...

Men get the hiccups more often than women do.

El Padrino said...

surprising since women talk way more than men

BLUE said...

because men eat too fast

Meiz said...

I need to get this cancer cut off my arm next month

BLUE said...

broncos open as the favorites for the 2014 superbowl

5-1

El Padrino said...

Manning Bowl

El Padrino said...

they need to sign Ed Reed (Broncos)

El Padrino said...

and grab Osi, will complement Von well

BLUE said...

niners also at 5-1

El Padrino said...

combine, three weeks

El Padrino said...

pitchers and catchers two weeks

El Padrino said...

time to start paying attention to college hoops

Keef said...

the pick and he could have dropped it to Vernon up the sideline a bit easier



And Moss was running free up the middle on that play. Would have been an easy TD

BLUE said...

they'll go after ed reed

not osi though...have dumervil on the other side

Keef said...

broncos open as the favorites for the 2014 superbowl

5-1




What site is that from? DP read the favorites this morning from some site. Pats were favorites at 7-1. Niners & Broncos were both 8-1. Ravens were like 14-1

El Padrino said...

osi is a rotational guy, cant have enough pass rushers

and von can slide inside sometimes have all three at once, Giants do that with Tuck/Pierre Paul on passing downs

El Padrino said...

ravens have a whole lot of thinking to do

Kruger needs to be paid, Ed Reed, Flacco, Boldin all can walk

Keef said...

and von can slide inside sometimes have all three at once


TWSS

BLUE said...

they've got wolfe who they love, and still have ayers.

they won't want to pay OSI, but i'm sure if he'd like to play for say 2mm/year, they'd take him

El Padrino said...

ayers is a bust

El Padrino said...

osi wants long term, only teams i can think of is raiders/cowboys who will pay a 32/33? year old defensive end 3 yr 28MM ish type deal

El Padrino said...

hope it aint cowboys because you aint no lie when you say he'll strip sack Eli more than once

BLUE said...

broncos had the highest paid defense in the NFL last year

BLUE said...

"What site is that from? DP read the favorites this morning from some site. Pats were favorites at 7-1. Niners & Broncos were both 8-1. Ravens were like 14-1"

MGM sportsbook, is what the article says

Meiz said...

Feels good to have the Aveo paid off early

Meiz said...

I might want to see if anybody wants to throw in on a beef cow this summer at the county fair. Or maybe a pig.

BLUE said...

seems soon to have the aveo paid off

BLUE said...

it's a horrible joke

but as the sandy hook kids were swaying back and forth while J-hud was singing, all i could think was

"i wonder if that's the evasive manuevers that they're teaching there in case of another shooting"

Meiz said...

"seems soon to have the aveo paid off"

Only 6 months early, but early.

Keef said...

"i wonder if that's the evasive manuevers that they're teaching there in case of another shooting"



terrible

tem said...

"I might want to see if anybody wants to throw in on a beef cow this summer at the county fair."

i do, but the logistics of that would be a bitch.

tem said...

What did they do with the person they cut off of J-Hud? is she a singer too?

she looks like she has dropped like 150 pounds.

Keef said...

beef cow



As opposed to a pork cow?

Keef said...

she looks like she has dropped like 150 pounds.



She lost it in the pool

Meiz said...

"As opposed to a pork cow?"

As opposed to a milk cow, dickhead.

Keef said...

hey, with the namecalling. Douche

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what more does Jacoby Jones have to do to win MVP?

had the long catch, pretty spectacular play, falling down, juking out a few guys and got in the end zone

then the longest kick return in HISTORY

he had 290 all purpose yards!!!!!!"

you didn't even mention his TD dancing

MVP!MVP!MVP!

Spaceman Spiff said...

kaep sucks at getting plays off in time too, not just yesterday

Meiz said...

"kaep sucks at getting plays off in time too, not just yesterday"

WORD

Keef said...

black people time

Keef said...

LOV front page just lockt* up my phone

Meiz said...

Pizza Hut Sliders

Haaaahahahahaha

Keef said...

The buffaro* chicken & the pulled pork sliders I made yesterday were HDH

Keef said...

chicken ones were tough. Chicken & frank's red hot

Meiz said...

There's usually a little more to making buffalo sauce with frank's, isn't there?

Meiz said...

Buffalo chicken pizza at Libby Montana is HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

"There's usually a little more to making buffalo sauce with frank's, isn't there?"

add butter

they sell a wing sauce now though too

Meiz said...

I have the wing sauce at home. Pretty meh.

Meiz said...

Spiff! How was the honeymoon?

Keef said...

There's usually a little more to making buffalo sauce with frank's, isn't there?


Not for what I made. I just put the chicken & the frank's in the crock pot for a few hours. I used the thicker frank's sauce. Once it was cooked, I shredded the chicken and put some more sauce in and let it cook for a bit longer. Then I put some more hot sauce, approx. 1 oz, on the slider bun

Keef said...

The pulled pork was grate*. Mixed bbq sauce with a can of dr pepper and let that cook with the pork shoulder in the crock pot for about 8 hours.

tem said...

"As opposed to a milk cow, dickhead."

i knew what you meant and why you said beef cow.

tem said...

"LOV front page just lockt* up my phone"

^^

i can't LOV from my phone anymore. i can't click the comments link.

Keef said...

Do regular people buy milk cows? I understand buying a cow and butchering it because it's cheaper. But where do you keep your milk cow?

tem said...

"Mixed bbq sauce with a can of dr pepper and let that cook with the pork shoulder in the crock pot for about 8 hours. "

we use pepsi. does the dr. pepper add any of the 20 whatever dr. pepper flavors?

tem said...

"But where do you keep your milk cow?"

in the yard or on cmtem's family farm. it is 2000 some acres or something. there is room.

tem said...

of course it is in ND, so the cow would probably freeze to death.

tem said...

you can also keep a milk cow in the basement. just put a treadmill down there for it to exercise on.

Meiz said...

"i knew what you meant and why you said beef cow. "

Thank you sir

El Padrino said...

when milk cows are done giving milk can they be eaten for beef?

El Padrino said...

i say yes

Keef said...

we use pepsi. does the dr. pepper add any of the 20 whatever dr. pepper flavors?



I could taste about 12 of the flavors

Keef said...

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

El Padrino said...

hard to fuck up a crock pot recipe

BLUE said...

Yes, milk cows can be butchered

Keef said...

"in the yard"



Don't pick up its shit, though

/freak

BLUE said...

College roommate parents had a huge dairy, he'd come back to school with lots of need from when the cows get old

tem said...

i don't get that reference

Keef said...

he'd come back to school with lots of need from when the cows get old



what does that mean?

tem said...

lots of need?

i also don't get the freak reference.

Meiz said...

Bossman got a little tight when I said he sounded like a city boy earlier today.

"I worked on a farm for 17 years! There's no city in these bones at all."

Keef said...

i also don't get the freak reference.



Freak gave me grief for picking up my dog's shit

El Padrino said...

why would he take offense to being a city guy

tem said...

because city guys suck

BLUE said...

Need = meat autocorrect

El Padrino said...

that's not true

BLUE said...

Need=beef actually

Meiz said...

"why would he take offense to being a city guy"

cause city boys are soft as warm butter.

El Padrino said...

you crazy son

Keef said...

LP is a trailer guy

BLUE said...

Paul Harvey never had a story about God making a city boy

El Padrino said...

who is that guy

BLUE said...

You serous Clark?

El Padrino said...

porn hub ad CBS rejected

El Padrino said...

yeah i mean i guess i'll google him

El Padrino said...

The Chemical That Makes Beer Bitter May Help Cure Cancer


BOOM

Keef said...

who is that guy



C'mon bro

Meiz said...

My birthday list is currently a remote starter and a record player if you guys feel like buying me something.

tem said...

why do you need a remote starter on your record player? too lazy to walk over to it?

Keef said...

My birthday list is currently a remote starter and a record player if you guys feel like buying me something.



OK H

El Padrino said...

googled him

still no clue

Keef said...

moved bgas from her crib into a regular bed last night. She cried for a bit when we put her to bed so I laid in there with her and ended up falling asleep. About 3am I woke up to a loud thud and her crying and looked over and she rolled off the bed.

El Padrino said...

probably beacause i never listened to news radio

El Padrino said...

"moved bgas from her crib into a regular bed last night. She cried for a bit when we put her to bed so I laid in there with her and ended up falling asleep. About 3am I woke up to a loud thud and her crying and looked over and she rolled off the bed."

don't worry she's fine

El Padrino said...

cmk must have been tight

Keef said...

don't worry she's fine



Yeah I know. She was back asleep in about 5 minutes

Keef said...

cmk must have been tight


She didn't know until I told her this morning

Keef said...

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