Monday, February 11, 2013

Monday

Grammy Recap:Dem tits

As for the Lawrence vs. Portman discussion:
To the Lawrence fans I say:

Not a fan

Lawrence fans will respond with:

Team Portman for life though:


Posted this before:


That'll be all

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Jorts couldn't save us! said...

spiff knows

BLUE said...

spiff doesn't know

Vice Presidente said...

fucking katy perry tits

BLUE said...

20 years of natalie portman in the movies, and that's all you can come up with

Vice Presidente said...

her ass was fantastico as well

BLUE said...

yeah, too bad she went to the grammys with fucking willy wonka

Vice Presidente said...

fuck john mayer

Vice Presidente said...

white folk music bands were a hit

Vice Presidente said...

nice diary keef

Vice Presidente said...

i dont get dudes that wear tight clothes

BLUE said...

"white folk music bands were a hit"

cmblue asked that...how come all the bands now are a bunch of hipster doofuses

Vice Presidente said...

jesse jackson wants to know that too, he's planning a march

BLUE said...

and that forrest gump song got more than a WFT from cmblue...and me

fuck that song..and fuck Frank Ocean...no wonder Chris brown tried to kick your ass

BLUE said...

I made a lot of Chris Brown jokes because he was sitting in the front row.

although the only reason he was seated there was because he was Rihanna's +1.

if the Grammy's knew she was bringing him, they probably wouldn't have front rowed them

Vice Presidente said...

rihanna is a dumb bitch

Vice Presidente said...

she cant sing either im so over her

Vice Presidente said...

she makes hits though
like kanye

try and hate him but he makes hits

Vice Presidente said...

frank ocean sucks

no idea what the big deal is

Keef said...

Thomas Edison had 1,093 patents in his name when he died in 1931.

Keef said...

if the Grammy's knew she was bringing him, they probably wouldn't have front rowed them




They had to know

Keef said...

she makes hits though
like kanye

try and hate him but he makes hits




I can't stand him, giant douche. But his music is grate

Keef said...

nice diary keef



I splained it yesterday

Vice Presidente said...

yesterday didnt count in my world

Keef said...

You should join everyone else's world

Vice Presidente said...

too cool for school

Aitch said...

Did Portman get her tits done?

Vice Presidente said...

no aitch

Keef said...

she had a kid

Vice Presidente said...

Pope cant handle all the sex scandals

Keef said...

quitter

Meiz said...

SPIFF TO THE RESCUE!

Meiz said...

Woah there, fellas. Frank Ocean's album is a damn good R&B album.

Vice Presidente said...

havent heard it, he sucks until i listen to it

Vice Presidente said...

donald duck is racist

Vice Presidente said...

Meiz's and Deluxe's today guys!
(pitchers and catchers)

BLUE said...

"Woah there, fellas. Frank Ocean's album is a damn good R&B album."


explaing forrest gump song to me then

that's just idiocy for idiocy sake and no person who considers them a real artist would make such idiocy

Keef said...

I didn't see the last half of the show last night. Gotta watch it tonight maybe. I don't know what the forrest gump song is

BLUE said...

it's the dumbest song ever

BLUE said...

the lyrics

BLUE said...

the shitty performance

Meiz said...

"it's the dumbest song ever"

Um, I don't know how else to tell you this, but Frank Ocean's bisexual. He's singing to a dude he liked(s).

Meiz said...

The performance was terrible, but the song works on Channel Orange.

Meiz said...

My fingers are cracked to shit. It hurts to type.

Meiz said...

Wheeler Lake Ice Fishing Jamboree this weekend. Who's coming?

Vice Presidente said...

im just imagining dropping a hot load on those perry tits

Keef said...

make sure you do something for the next 17 weekends so we can hold up ncaa

Meiz said...

I gotta buy a goddamn jaw spreader because both of mine conveniently walked away in the past 5 months. Pretty pissed about it. I'm heaping blame on the Orkin man.

Vice Presidente said...

one thing grammys didnt have which was refreshing was no Bieber

Vice Presidente said...

no gaga

Meiz said...

"make sure you do something for the next 17 weekends so we can hold up ncaa"

So skip me. You know I don't give a fuck. I'm going fishing the next 3 weekends. That's the end of gamefishing season.

Meiz said...

"one thing grammys didnt have which was refreshing was no Bieber"

He was ashamed of his SNL performance. Talk about a steaming pile of shit.

Keef said...

So skip me.


done

Keef said...

The best part of SNL was when they had all the "lookalikes" and the only ones that even remotely resembled Bieber were the chicks

Vice Presidente said...

"I gotta buy a goddamn jaw spreader"

pretty good joke somewhere in that

Keef said...

Deluxe must be ya-huge

Keef said...

speaking a ya-huge, Kelly Clarkson was hammered

Meiz said...

Really? I didn't notice.

ns

Meiz said...

I can't decide if Kelly appeals to me anymore.

Keef said...

she was acting like she was hammered

Keef said...

I can't decide if Kelly appeals to me anymore.



Can I decide for you? If so, no.

Meiz said...

Yeah, but I'd still totally have sex with fat Kelly Clarkson. A lot, and I wouldn't hesitate to say yes. That's the conundrum.

Vice Presidente said...

"but I'd still totally have sex with fat Kelly Clarkson"

me too and i have no idea why
also miranda lambert?

thighs like what what what

Meiz said...

My idiot friend got himself kicked off the fishing team this weekend. This was his shot at redemption, and he fucked it up. Puked in the bed he was sleeping in. I was doing laundry at 3:30, 4:00 AM.

Meiz said...

"thighs like what what what"

Dumps like a truck?

Keef said...

also miranda lambert?

thighs like what what what




Good lord she was thick

Keef said...

me too and i have no idea why



Because you have zero standards

Keef said...

I was doing laundry at 3:30, 4:00 AM.




Where were the woman at?

/lp

Keef said...

Got my confirmation this morning for training in temhio march 18-22

Keef said...

tem, are you still in Dublin? I'll be in Lewis Center

tem said...

i am still in dublin.

Vice Presidente said...

"Because you have zero standards"

chubby pussy is suite
i like thick

tem said...

el pad, long term stock pick. go.

Vice Presidente said...

so you have coke and mcd already right?

Vice Presidente said...

if so

Verizon or Pepsi or PG

tem said...

i have pepsi

tem said...

not sure it matters that i already own it though.

tem said...

march 21 and 22 are 1st round* of the ncaas.

Keef said...

march 21 and 22 are 1st round* of the ncaas.



I'm gonna see if I can either fly in on the Saturday before or leave the Sunday after so I get a few extra days. Didn't realize the NCAAs were that weekend. I was gonna fly in early so I can party all day on Sunday for St Patty's

Vice Presidente said...

I like Intel, it's cheap too. short term i think it trades right arouns a 5 year average so this is long term all the way

Vice Presidente said...

INTC

Vice Presidente said...

riskier than those above though for sure, like i said only vz and intc are the only techs in my long term buy portfolio

tem said...

i did vz.

tem said...

so far all your stock picks for me are up.

you are probably due for a bad pick.

Keef said...

GEMS!

Keef said...

"I like Intel, it's cheap too. short term i think it trades right arouns a 5 year average so this is long term all the way"




Authorities are investigating a call received on Monday morning of a bomb threat at a building that is under construction at the Intel Corporation’s Ocotillo campus in Chandler.

Keef said...

"i have pepsi"



PepsiCo Inc. is rolling out a new drink called Kickstart this month that has Mountain Dew flavor but is made with 5 percent juice and Vitamins B and C, along with an extra jolt of caffeine.

Vice Presidente said...

i read that the other day

that is a hot market to be in

Vice Presidente said...

they are already in that market but just saying expansion is good there

Vice Presidente said...

"you are probably due for a bad pick."

talk to me in 20 years

tem said...

maybe you'll be at the summit in 20 years.

tem said...

on the thursday and friday of NCAAs i'll be drinking at the bar.

Keef said...

"you are probably due for a bad pick."



Bro, I'm up about $3mm in my fake investment portfolio

Keef said...

/LP

Keef said...

on the thursday and friday of NCAAs i'll be drinking at the bar.



We get out of class at 11:30 on Friday so that'll let me watch bball all day

tem said...

cool. i'll be at place near my house probably. you should come by for summit 3.5.

Keef said...

diet pepsis on me

tem said...

good idea. by the time you get there i will have already had a few.

Meiz said...

Throw the local dressers in the pool.

Keef said...

ha

Aitch said...

New phone. I'm now the proud owner of a galaxy sIII

Keef said...

Can you use that new phone to buy a 6 pack of beer for LP?

Meiz said...

Funny how often H gets up into the Metro Area, but a brother can't pop into doosh bank to drop off a sixer of Sam Adams.

tem said...

that is funny

tem said...

"throw the local dressers in the pool"


i might kick them, but i don't throw them.

tem said...

Hoosiers still #1 even though they lost.

Meiz said...

"i might kick them, but i don't throw them."

If Keith throws them in the pools, you won't be able to find them.

Keef said...

Funny how often H gets up into the Metro Area, but a brother can't pop into doosh bank to drop off a sixer of Sam Adams.



weasels are awful

tem said...

"If Keith throws them in the pools, you won't be able to find them."

i see.

local pools have no water this time of year though.

Vice Presidente said...

fucking aitch

Vice Presidente said...

vick resigned

tem said...

he didn't quit

Meiz said...

"vick resigned"

From what position?

BLUE said...

Maybe he got fired

Keef said...

First the pope. Now Vick. Big day for quitters

Meiz said...

Maybe they should think about getting a younger Pope so he can serve for a little longer.

Meiz said...

Maybe somebody with a little more youthful joy instead of a decrepit old man.

tem said...

you should send them an email suggesting that

tem said...

maybe vick is taking the pope's job.

Keef said...

maybe

Vice Presidente said...

SAS Call Me Maybe didnt win

Keef said...

The song of the year choices were gross

tem said...

i don't know anything that won because there was no diary.

BLUE said...

"Maybe they should think about getting a younger Pope so he can serve for a little longer."

a) i didn't know you could quit, i thought you went until you died

b) they picked an old dude because the last pope was pope forever, and they didn't want another forever dude

Keef said...

i don't know anything that won because there was no diary.



Spiff is the monday poster. Blame him

BLUE said...

championship

Vice Presidente said...

fucking Prince

Keef said...

championship



f that guy.

tem said...

"a) i didn't know you could quit, i thought you went until you died"

hasn't happened since the middle ages, but it is allowed.

Vice Presidente said...

pope pulling an urb, will resurface in Israel to be head Rabbi in two years

Meiz said...

"fucking Prince"

I wish!

/Brew City Drew

BLUE said...

he's taking time off to be with his family?

Keef said...

I wish!

/Brew City Drew





hahahahahaha

Aitch said...

"a) i didn't know you could quit, i thought you went until you died
b) they picked an old dude because the last pope was pope forever, and they didn't want another forever dude"

600 years since last time a pope resigned. And yes.

Keef said...

Aitch should get a phone that catches up with real time

tem said...

the pope is picked by divine intervention. he didn't get picked because he was old. he was picked because it was God's will.

Keef said...

T Swift is so fugly. She looks like a mouse or something

Meiz said...

Keith, I'm not seeing an xbox live card on tigerdirect

BLUE said...

i'd bone taylor swift

BLUE said...

keith, lets advance this NCyAA!

Keef said...

Keith, I'm not seeing an xbox live card on tigerdirect



It sold out on the same day I posted it

Keef said...

i'd bone taylor swift



That's different than what I said

BLUE said...

meiz needs the interwebs at the cabin

Meiz said...

One year of Bon Appetit on sale at tanga for $5 w/code EATHEALTHY

Keef said...

keith, lets advance this NCyAA!



I will play now that mize has said it's ok to skip him

BLUE said...

"at's different than what I said"

didn't say i was agreeing or disagreeing with your statement

Meiz said...

"It sold out on the same day I posted it"

OK. Amazon has them for $40 right now. I'll get it there tonight.

tem said...

what's the normal price?

Meiz said...

$50, I think

Meiz said...

Or $60. I think it's $60

BLUE said...

my team threw for a whopping 80 yards against Oregon State

tem said...

passing is either overrated or underrated or accurately rated.

BLUE said...

OSU's cb's played press coverage and my guys couldn't get an inch of separation...even when they were open, a safety would travel like 20 yards in .5 seconds to knock the ball down

Keef said...

does your RB suck?

Keef said...

throw screen passes

/cheatem

BLUE said...

my RB is better this year than he was last year when I played you...top 10 rushing dude in the nation

BLUE said...

i put in the backup QB (who is a senior) and he seemed to play a little better, but my dumbass went back to the freshman after awhile and it almost cost me the game.

Aitch said...

I, too, would bone Taylor Swift.

BLUE said...

that's not waht i said

/keef

tem said...

motion crossing routes.

tem said...

mesh or whatever it is called.

and the seattle play works against press.

tem said...

screen passes would only work if their LBs are dumb.

Keef said...

that's not waht i said

/keef



I just wanted to make sure that you knew I was saying that I thought she looked like a mouse, not that I wouldn't bone her

Keef said...

screen passes would only work if their LBs are dumb.



My LB are smat*. I just blitzed 2-4 guys every play

BLUE said...

i don't know how to make guys go in motion

BLUE said...

i can do it in practice, but then I panic in the game

BLUE said...

pitchers and catchers always offers up so much optimism

Keef said...

i don't know how to make guys go in motion



something like, you hit B and then scroll to a player than move the joystick right or left.

Keef said...

I don't even know how to practice. Is that on the main menu of the dynasty?

tem said...

"i don't know how to make guys go in motion"

pick plays with green on them. it is automatic motion.

BLUE said...

yeah, my plays don't have green

Meiz said...

I panic in games when I try to audible.

Keef said...

yeah, my plays don't have green




Same here. Nerve seen green plays

Keef said...

I panic in games when I try to audible.



I have no idear what my audibles are so if I hit audible and select a play, I have no idea what I'm running

Vice Presidente said...

"OSU's cb's played press coverage and my guys couldn't get an inch of separation...even when they were open, a safety would travel like 20 yards in .5 seconds to knock the ball down"


this game sounds like bullshit

Vice Presidente said...

I have no idea what I'm running


cant hit y and show it

Keef said...

cant hit y and show it


if you're playing against a person, it doesn't show the routes. If you're playing against the computer, the routes go away after a certain period of time

BLUE said...

yeah, i tried changing my audibles, and then forgot what I changed them to

Vice Presidente said...

set it up to a play you like for each formation then

Vice Presidente said...

like trips when you see press audible to an all go

or teo te set, audible from a run to a pass to the te in the flat

Vice Presidente said...

or teo te set

who there

two TE set

Vice Presidente said...

I'M IN A NEW BUGATTI

Vice Presidente said...

piece

BLUE said...

"or teo te set"

is this some sort of fake or trickeration?

Keef said...

ha

Meiz said...

Already signing up for FMLB leagues. Gross.

Aitch said...

Can't do FMLB. Too much work/commitment.

Meiz said...

Holy crap

Keef said...

NCAA is advanced

Keef said...

Can't do FMLB. Too much work/commitment.


Stop it. You set your lineup once a week. It takes about 3 1/2 minutes

Meiz said...

Not if you have daily lineup changes

Meiz said...

Kevin, how do you feel about losing Drew Stubbs?

Keef said...

Not if you have daily lineup changes



You can set lineups ahead of time

Keef said...

Kevin, how do you feel about losing Drew Stubbs?



Loved it. I fucking hated Stubbs. I'll take Choo over Stubbs all day long

Keef said...

Csil's bf text filok today, asking him to meet for lunch tomorrow

Meiz said...

"Csil's bf text filok today, asking him to meet for lunch tomorrow"

A) Oh shit.

B) People still do the asking for permission thing?

Meiz said...

C) SPOIL IT, KEITH

Keef said...

Why not

Meiz said...

D) It would be awesome if he went cmblue on his ass

Aitch said...

"B) People still do the asking for permission thing?"

Old school and clwssy. I like it.

Aitch said...

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