Friday, February 01, 2013

Jim -3.5 over John

San Fran -3.5 over Ravens

I think the Niners could have won the whole thing last year.  I think they think the same thing.  Putting aside the "destiny" of the Ravens and the fact that, let's face it, they should not be here.  I mean Denver beat them right?  I remember that.  The Mile High Rainbow?  The Kyle Williams Fumbles?  There is a parallel there.  Ravens have Ray Rice.  Niners have Frank Gore.  Ravens have Ed Reed.  Niners have Patrick Willis.  Ravens have Ray Lewis who is high on the Lord.  Niners have Navarro Bowman who is high on hurting people.  Niners have an answer for every weapon the Ravens have.  The Ravens don't.  Like Spiff said, are we really ready to live in a world where Joe Flacco is a Super Bowl champion?

The Bro Bowl.  Fucking Bro Bowl.  Some Dads just want their kids to be more successful then they were but this is to the MAX.  Two kids in the Super Bowl.  Can't wait until the Mannings meet next year.  Any chance we can get the Harbaugh sister to flip the coin or something?

So I haven't peeked at the props yet but I'm interested in the following:

Tails (-120)

First person to score a TD - Vernon Davis, Jacoby Jones, Bernard Pierce
(Guessing Kaepernick is even money or even minus)

Over/Under FG's - if 4.5 or 4 I would like under.  Akers is ass.

MVP - Crabtree, Bowman, Ed Reed, Jacoby Jones all will bring in big money.

Unrelated, ok your Dan Marino I get it chicks want to fuck you.  But dog why you impregnating bitches man?  That shit BURNS FAMILIES DOWN.

Hall of Fame voting for NFL pisses me off.  Let me ask you, why the fuck is there a limit to how many guys can get in (in one year I mean)?  If 8 guys deserve to go in, truly then shit put them all in.  See next years ballot?  In addition to the dudes still waiting on the sidelines to get in when they ARE CLEARLY HALL OF FAMERS (CRIS CARTER HELLO).  You got Sapp HOF easy, Strahan HOF easy, Larry Allen HOF easy, Ogden HOF easy.  Those 4 alone could be a class.  Then throw in the near misses like Charles Haley.  Put them all in.  Sure it's sacred but they are all legit.  No lies.

You guys like pork chops?  I like pork chops.

Ok gotta go.  Cmep tracks my time on the laptop, I think I hear her coming I have to shut down if she catches me on here I'm dead.  DEAD!

254 comments:

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Keef said...

Time to go golfing

El Padrino said...

good morning

El Padrino said...

golfing? what fucking time is it

your a nut

Jugdish said...

golfing > work irregardless of the time

Jugdish said...

go ravens!


although I don't really care who wins

El Padrino said...

fuck golf

dumb ass hobby

El Padrino said...

big bossman dropping hints i got the promotion

he better not be fucking with my emotions

El Padrino said...

find out tueeessday

El Padrino said...

if i get it i'm taking my baby out for a steak dinner and some champagne

El Padrino said...

fuck peter lugers they can stick the 3 month out reservation system up their old rude asses

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Luger is the best

El Padrino said...

i disagree

BLUE said...

"i disagree"

me too

/meiz

BLUE said...

NO WEAPON!

BLUE said...

can't believe EP is working on a day that Ed Koch died

BLUE said...

He was great on people's court

kodiac130 said...

"Like Spiff said, are we really ready to live in a world where Joe Flacco is a Super Bowl champion?"


Yes, and then I want to see him be his average self for another team mired in mediocrity. Like a reverse Trent Dilfer



BLUE said...

I want to see the chiefs or cardinals throw crazy money at Flacco

Meiz said...

"golfing > work irregardless of the time"


WRONG.

BLUE said...

what if you had to go golfing and then go to work

Meiz said...

Raise your hand if you're ready for the JFreak Party Rock Anthem video.

I was not prepared for what I was about to see last night. It was late, and I was drunk.

BLUE said...

I'm ready

Meiz said...

"what if you had to go golfing and then go to work"

I'd be going to work pretty drunk.

Meiz said...

I present to you, Auto-tuned JFreak.


You're all welcome.

Mike said...

big bossman dropping hints i got the promotion


Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

/Lp bossman

BLUE said...

I can't unsee this video


BLUE said...

tem makes an appearance in the video at the 1:02 mark

BLUE said...

that was a nice surprise

BLUE said...

i'm not surprised that there are no women in the entire video though

Meiz said...

It was tremendous. I might have to watch it on the phone today.

El Padrino said...

link not working

Meiz said...

Speaking of internets on the phone, geeeeez 3G is awful. How did you guys live with that?


/FWP

Meiz said...

"link not working"

I see that now. Not sure what happened.

Meiz said...

Fixed link?

El Padrino said...

"I want to see the chiefs or cardinals throw crazy money at Flacco"



J
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T
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JETS JETS JETS

El Padrino said...

god that video is awful

El Padrino said...

taxes done

Meiz said...

Haha. Maintenance guy hit the reply all on the new employee sale flyer. Sent that shit to everybody in the opco.

Meiz said...

He wants Curly's pulled pork and butter.

El Padrino said...

people do that all the time, so embarassing

Meiz said...

Google Offers has a deal on BK chicken sammies right now. BOGO.

El Padrino said...

BK is the worst

Meiz said...

I love me some BK. Wish we still had one around.

Meiz said...

BK burgers taste so much better than McDonalds

BLUE said...

I like BK too

would rather have a whopper than most anything mcdonald's offers

El Padrino said...

the CBO burger is banging

El Padrino said...

mcd other menu items and fries all day

all day

El Padrino said...

Burger King Finds Horse DNA at Plant


horse whopper

Meiz said...

I like BK's fries. I'm not picky about freedom fries though.

Big kicker is the Dollar Menu. Nobody can fuck with 2 McDoubles and a small fry for $3.17, or sub out the fry for a large drink. Dollar Menu is bulletproof and if they ever get rid of it, I think it would be a huge detriment to the company.

Meiz said...

"horse whopper"

Sounds lean and delicious. I'm in.

BLUE said...

yeah, mcdonalds fries kill it

chicken is probably a draw

cheapness for mcd's wins out

mcrib puts them over the top

BLUE said...

mcdonalds needs something like the angry whopper

Meiz said...

They have wonderful options in Europe. I recall seeing some items they have in Germany and being amazed.

Meiz said...

UNSKINNY BOP BOP BOP BOP!

Meiz said...

I like the smell and taste of Flonase

Meiz said...

Only bummer about the GS3 I've found is that you can't silence the camera. No ninja pics.

Meiz said...

I won the TCS

Meiz said...

Feb 20, PS4 rumored to be revealed.


Joint's gonna be like eight hundo

Meiz said...

I made that figure up, but the rumor exists

El Padrino said...

"They have wonderful options in Europe. I recall seeing some items they have in Germany and being amazed."

hells yeah

fucking mcbaguette dog

BLUE said...

they sell pizza and poutine in canada

Jugdish said...

good luck on that promotion, Lp!

Meiz said...

I think I'm in the market for a pair of white & navy Dunks or AF1s

Jugdish said...

i couldn't make it through that whole freak autotune video

Jugdish said...

i think wendy's burgers taste better than mcds...haven't had bk in awhile.

Meiz said...

"i couldn't make it through that whole freak autotune video"

Neither could I.

BLUE said...

"i couldn't make it through that whole freak autotune video"

did you make it to the part where Tem dances?

El Padrino said...

i left a comment

ElPadrino said....

"awful"

Jugdish said...

did you make it to the part where Tem dances?



yeah...that was funny

Jugdish said...

because it was tem

Aitch said...

BK horse meat was used un Europe.

Aitch said...

I didn't know Freak was a hoky roller.

BLUE said...

freak put those show choir skillz to work

BLUE said...

i wonder who they got to run the boom mic

Meiz said...

"I didn't know Freak was a hoky roller."


You serious, Clark?

El Padrino said...

"BK horse meat was used un Europe."

we are Europe

/Obama

Jugdish said...

i wonder who they got to run the boom mic



he has an intern

Keef said...

golfing? what fucking time is it

your a nut


Started at 8

Meiz said...

"we are Europe

/Obama"


I'm on board, Barry.

/Meiz

Jugdish said...

I'm on board, Barry.

/Meiz



Good, I'll be sending you your free cell phone next week

/Barry

Meiz said...

"Good, I'll be sending you your free cell phone next week

/Barry"

Perfect

BLUE said...

free surgical procedures too

Meiz said...

Then I can have two phones.

Meiz said...

You guys are making this new America sound awesome

tem said...

"did you make it to the part where Tem dances?"

maybe in 20 years. i don't have gray hair.

BLUE said...

you picked the wrong guy

you were in the white jacket at 1:02

Meiz said...

"maybe in 20 years. i don't have hair."

Fizzed*

El Padrino said...

balding is an issue

tem said...

-22 today at the inlaws.

good lord.

tem said...

yeah white jacket guy has gray hair on the sides. i don't have gray hair.

tem said...

in other news Marshall throws a lot of INTs.

Aitch said...

" You serious, Clark?"

I am

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Fixed link?"

holy fuck

Jugdish said...

holy fuck



the good news for you is freak is opening that concert you're going to at wrigley

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"the good news for you is freak is opening that concert you're going to at wrigley"

no opening act for that show just pj

tem said...

the opening act is a surprise

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

it's too bad dead zeke couldn't see that video

rip zeke

Aitch said...

Local sports radio just played the audio from the Dr. Phil episode that will air later. Tuiasasadhroxhfpo* sure as fuck sounds like the person who left the voicemails on Te'o's phone.

Jugdish said...

it's too bad dead zeke couldn't see that video



he was the one with the red beard


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Meiz said...

"holy fuck"

That's what church does to some people

Jugdish said...

anyone see that chick sing the national anthem on idol last night? She needs to be doing it at the super bowl.


S

tem said...

Frankie Edgar vs Jose Aldo

Edgar by decision. Equal skill, equal cardio, I'll give Edgar a slight edge in heart and experience in big fights.

Rashad Evans vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira

Round 1 Evans take down - lay on Rogerio

Round 2 Evans take down - lay on Rogerio

Round 3 Evans take down - lay on Rogerio

Evans by decision. His next fight is Silva at middlewieght.


Alistair Overeem vs Antonio Silva

Someone is getting knocked out. Everyone says Silva does. I say he connects with a lucky shot and derails the Alistair Overeem v Velasquez title train. Silva wins by lucky KO.

Keef said...

Aldo is going to win

BLUE said...

"it's too bad dead zeke couldn't see that video"

i saw it just fine

BLUE said...

"he was the one with the red beard"

I thought he was the one in the Indiana basketball shorts

BLUE said...

"anyone see that chick sing the national anthem on idol last night?"

Yes, how the hell did she get put through to Hollywood?

Jugdish said...

rooney rule

Jugdish said...

aja...she was awful

tem said...

Jon Fitch vs Demian Maia

Fitch used to be the best welterweight not named GSP. Now he is just a really good one. Good enough to beat Maia. Fitch wins an easy decision. Maia has looked good at 170, but I say not good enough. However, if Maia wins he sets him self up for a possible title eliminator bout.

Joseph Benavidez vs Ian McCall

Combined weight is almost less than me. These guys will run around for 3 rounds. McCall will look worse after the 3 rounds and lose a decision. But he will do damage and it will be a close decision.


Evan Dunham vs Gleison Tibau

hmmm...Dunham?

Jay Hieron vs Tyron Woodley

Bet on black...what? they are both black. Then bet on Tyron because he sounds more black.


Jacob Volkmann vs Bobby Green

Volkmann is whiter than me. Green isn't. Volkmann wins by TKO. Green won't be able to see Volkmann due to the reflection of the lights coming off of him.

Yves Edwards vs Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Yves has fought like 60 times. He fights people who might be good. Hyphenated name guys aren't good. They lack the decision making skills to pick a last name thus they lack the skills to be a good fighter. Yves wins.

Chico Camus vs Dustin Kimura

no idea...ummm Chico sounds tough.


Francisco Rivera vs Edwin Figueroa

i think i heard of the Figueroa guy. Since he is on the undercard he must not be good anymore. I'll go with Rivera.

BLUE said...

"Tuiasasadhroxhfpo* sure as fuck sounds like the person who left the voicemails on Te'o's phone."

Yeah, dr.phil said they had him leave a sample and had it analyzed and it's the same voice that Te'o provided to Katie Couric

Meiz said...

This dry skin shit is fucking up my ability to catch a good shave in the morning.

tem said...

lotion

Meiz said...

If I lotion first, the shaver doesn't glide very well and then tugs on whiskers.

tem said...

lotion after.

a few days of doing it and the dry skin is not there.

tem said...

doesn't help the first go round, but it gets a little better each subsequent time.

BLUE said...

or grow a suite beard

tem said...

or better yet a terrible beard.

Keef said...

Joe Dirte

tem said...

i think el pad is winning tcs.


i was going to say keith, but then el pad would cry.

keith will post a lot of shit now that he is losing.

BLUE said...

are you calling keith a looser?*

El Padrino said...

thought keef won already

El Padrino said...

"If I lotion first, the shaver doesn't glide very well and then tugs on whiskers."

shave with a razor you freak

Meiz said...

"shave with a razor you freak"

Waste of time.

Meiz said...

I'm trying the lotion thing, just hasn't worked yet.

Jugdish said...

i make my own lotion

/Lp

BLUE said...

razor

El Padrino said...

"shave with a razor you freak"

Waste of time."

get the electric shaver that cums then

stop being a cheap motherfucker

Meiz said...

"get the electric shaver that cums then"

Waste of money

El Padrino said...

stop being a cheap motherfucker

El Padrino said...

you cant be a bitcher about something that you can control

tem said...

"thought keef won already"

then he has

Meiz said...

"you cant be a bitcher about something that you can control"

I'm not bitching, you're overreacting. I like my thirty dollar shaver just fine.

Meiz said...

Short guys get heated so quickly.

El Padrino said...

"thought keef won already"

then he has"

Dammit that's not fair

El Padrino said...

"This dry skin shit is fucking up my ability to catch a good shave in the morning." -Meiz

looks like bitching to me

tem said...

you shouldn't bitch about things you can control.

BLUE said...

i thought I won

tem said...

you thought you were going to be CFO

tem said...

sometimes you are wrong.

tem said...

sometimes that is good though. the other day you thought you were going to play NCAA and got laid instead.

BLUE said...

depends on how you look at it, whether that was good or bad

Jugdish said...

depends on how you look at it, whether that was good or bad



he should have played the game

/cmblue


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Aitch said...

Jared Sullinger out for the season.

tem said...

why?

tem said...

rondo sympathy pains?

tem said...

tOSU big men are fragile

tem said...

i guess if a guy has a bad back out of college then maybe he isn't really cut out for the NBA grind.

tem said...

i am SAS nobody knew this

Meiz said...

Didn't he tumble in the draft because of it?

El Padrino said...

so did i win tcs or not

Meiz said...

Yep, he fell to 21

El Padrino said...

need to know, because if i win i'm taking my baby out for steak and champagne

Jugdish said...

galveston for the start of mardi gras tonight...suite

El Padrino said...

classic vince carter

El Padrino said...

LeBron James Whines About Not Being Able To Watch The Super Bowl, Gets To Play Professional Basketball In The NBA Instead

boo hoo

Meiz said...

I think I'm going to treat myself with a large Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza on Super Bowl Sunday

Jugdish said...

How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing National Anthem: o/u 2 minutes and 15 seconds - Under


i bet the sound guy who hits play when she lip syncs is going to make a killing on that bet

Jugdish said...

I think I'm going to treat myself with a large Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza on Super Bowl Sunday



put that money towards a new razor!

/Lp

Keef said...

so did i win tcs or not



No. You suck

El Padrino said...

ooooo fancy

El Padrino said...

shut up keef

Jugdish said...

shut up keef



i think that worked!

BLUE said...

brakeing* his fingers would work

Jugdish said...

major payne style

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Jug wins TCS

El Padrino said...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt once made $10 million because America is stupid, but they pissed it all away because they thought the world would end on December 21, 2012. So, yeah. SF Gate reports:

In 2010, Pratt revealed the couple was broke and on the verge of bankruptcy, and they even gave up their luxury home and moved in with his father to save money. He has now admitted they deliberately spent all their cash before December 21, 2012 —the day the world was set to end, according to a prophesy based on the Mayan calendar. He tells Britain’s OK! magazine, “We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits. “Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.” Opening up about his extravagant lifestyle, Pratt adds, “I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”



hope they die

Meiz said...

taco night

BLUE said...

I don't buy that they thought the world was going to end.

I think they pissed away the money and are using that as an excuse as opposed to saying, yeah, we were fucking retarded and thought the money would just keep rolling in

El Padrino said...

that story sounds worse than just saying hey listen, we are retarded

Meiz said...

home time

Jugdish said...

that story sounds worse than just saying hey listen, we are retarded


^^^^^^^

or one in the same

El Padrino said...

piece

BLUE said...

not in their minds it doesn't

they don't have to take the blame, they can blame the mayans

Jugdish said...

well if barry's plan kicks in they shouldn't have to do without for long

BLUE said...

i want to bang jennifer lawrence, i think

BLUE said...

or at least see her sex video

Jugdish said...

i heard she had a wardrobe malfunction recently

BLUE said...

nah, that wasn't really a wardrobe malfunction, she had some fancy dress

Jugdish said...

i couldn't pull up most of the sites at work...i was hoping for more

Aitch said...

Why did I think they had divorced?

Jugdish said...

the mayans?

Aitch said...

Re: Montag/Pratt

Jugdish said...

the mayans told you?

Jugdish said...

i don't think mardi gras in galveston will be like the one in new orleans.

anyone ever been to NO for mardi gras?

BLUE said...

no, but i've been to Moscow, Idaho and it's a blast

Jugdish said...

cmjug and i are going to galveston for a concert tonight...mardi gras just happens to be going on at the same time

BLUE said...

ns


when i was in college they had passed a law that women's bare breasts in public were not considered indecent exposure...so it was awesome

Jugdish said...

i haven't been to moscow, idaho before

Jugdish said...

when i was in college they had passed a law that women's bare breasts in public were not considered indecent exposure...so it was awesome


NO is kind of crazy all year long, but it ramps up on mardi gras. we should do a future summit in NO

BLUE said...

anthony can't go

/cmlp

Keef said...

Neither can Ben

/cmblue

Meiz said...

BOOM

Keef said...

Did Sconnie win?

Meiz said...

gjhmkdf

Meiz said...

Firefox is being lame now. I don't just stay automatically logged in on all my bookmarked sites

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

lightning are pretty fucking good

Keef said...

Bad storms?


S

Keef said...

Bold

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