Tuesday, February 19, 2013

I'm posting late because I forgot

I got to work today early and still forgot about posting. It isn't even because I am busy either. I am just useless in the AM. Probably the PM too.

In any case I am not sure anyone has noticed, but WVU hoops and football sucks now. WTF? It looked like they were going to be good, but the exact opposite happened. At least in the LOV NCAA league WVU is good. They are so good that they get people on the All American Team (Freshman) who didn't even play a snap. I am not sure I didn't redshirt the kid.

Jerry Buss died. Sadly I wish this would have happened last week so I would have heard less Jordan crap. It is not that I don't think Jordan was great, I just don't care that he is 50. Whip de do.

Danica Patrick is on the pole. NASCAR took like 60 years to get a woman on the pole. Sounds gay to me. All those dudes on the pole for 60 years....

I'm pretty sure I had other things to say, but like usual I forgot.

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BLUE said...

that does sound gay

Vice Presidente said...

nascar is gay

Keef said...

LP knows

tem said...

LP does know gay things.

tem said...

by the by Ohio was tougher than I thought they would be.

BLUE said...

yeah 24-7 is always a tough matchup

Vice Presidente said...

what about 7-11?

Vice Presidente said...

dont sleep on the punjabi's

tem said...

it was 10-7 at the half.

tem said...

it was tough sledding early on. i expected to win 52-0.

Aitch said...

Yea the Jordan stuff has been excessive.

BLUE said...

c'mon you weren't playing meiz for the champyunship

Vice Presidente said...

fuck jordan

Vice Presidente said...

i like eating my kids fruit snacks

BLUE said...

best thing jordan ever did, was consistently destroy the knicks

Jugdish said...

best thing jordan ever did, was consistently destroy the knicks



those were good times

Meiz said...

And here comes the corned beef rush

Meiz said...

Vice Presidente said...

morning




I was hoping your 9/11 bronchitis had claimed you

Meiz said...

fuck this weather

I need to find a place that gets cold but doesn't get any snow

Jugdish said...

I need to find a place that gets cold but doesn't get any snow


Texas...and it doesn't get cold for long here

tem said...

i don't think there is much ice fishing in texas.

Jugdish said...

there is non-ice fishing

Meiz said...

It doesn't get cold in Texas

Meiz said...

Or I could just be a homesteader in Alaska. That would be rad.

Jugdish said...

it does sometimes...not often though

Vice Presidente said...

"I was hoping your 9/11 bronchitis had claimed you"

i had the flu

tamiflu is a wonderful lil drug

Vice Presidente said...

best thing jordan ever did, was consistently destroy the knicks

i disagree

tem said...

is tamiflu some sort of tampon for flus? why do you use tampons?

Meiz said...

Fucking dumb people. I have a 4 email exchange with one of our carriers about rescheduling one of their deliveries, and the lady just emails me this -

Good Morning – I have not heard back regarding the rescheduling for PO#xxxxxxxx for Wednesday 2/20 @ 11am.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Vice Presidente said...

stop it

Vice Presidente said...

it snows everywhere it's cold meiz

Jugdish said...

temiflu

Meiz said...

I so want to be an asshole to this lady. She gives me problems all the goddamn time

Meiz said...

"it snows everywhere it's cold meiz"

You can't prove that

Jugdish said...

its cold on the moon

Meiz said...

"its cold on the moon"

Read my mind, but I was going to go with Mars

Meiz said...

By the by, I'm looking for speaker stands for the front left & right channels for my stereo. TV is too big to set them on my TV stand now.

Meiz said...

Forgot to add

Shout me out if you stumble across a cheap set

Vice Presidente said...

You can't prove that

science can

Vice Presidente said...

whats a stereo?

Keef said...

A goblin shark can thrust its jaws out of its mouth.

Keef said...

blue
Looks like either Sat or Sun morning for me for NCAA

Jugdish said...

the next dwight howard

Meiz said...

Ha! Blade runner guy already copped to killing his girlfriend??? What a boob.

Keef said...

They said from the get go that he said he kilt her on accident because he thought she was a burglar

Meiz said...

Using the old "it was an accident" excuse.

One of the most valuable lessons I've learned from growing up with the police is deny deny deny. Do not give an inch.

tem said...

"By the by, I'm looking for speaker stands for the front left & right channels for my stereo. TV is too big to set them on my TV stand now."


overstock.com has some nice stuff.

Meiz said...

"They said from the get go that he said he kilt her on accident because he thought she was a burglar"

From the jump?

Still a boob.

tem said...

i'm pretty sure they had enough evidence on him to refute any "deny"
claim.

Vice Presidente said...

good advice meiz

Keef said...

Here's the thing, he said he had to break down the bathroom door to get to her after he shot through it. If she was just up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, why would she lock the door?

tem said...

because her crazy boyfriend was trying to kill her

Keef said...

because her crazy boyfriend was trying to kill her



Exactly. That's what I'm sayin

Vice Presidente said...

redrum

tem said...

maybe she was masturbating and didn't want to get caught so she locked the door?

she was watching porn on her phone so the bladerunner guy heard male voices coming from the bathroom. he thought there was intruders.....

Keef said...

he thought there was intruders.....



were

Keef said...

If she was in the kitchen where she belongs, none of this would have happened

/LP

Meiz said...

"were"

The guy's from West Virginia. Give him a break.

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

you know I had to say it

tem said...

^

Vice Presidente said...

guns kill people

tem said...

not on their own

Vice Presidente said...

they gave some guy with no legs his own tv show on travel channel

he like does all kinds of adventures with no legs

Meiz said...

I'm a tornado
Lookin' for a soul to take

tem said...

that tornado song grows on you

tem said...

i did not like it at all at first.

now i like it.

tem said...

chick has a witch's nose though

Meiz said...

It really did. I didn't like it at all when they 1st started playing it on the radio

Jugdish said...

valentine's day in the padrino household

tem said...

exactly

Keef said...

also with the lakers jerry buss died


/LP

Meiz said...

"chick has a witch's nose though"

I'm into it.(Her)

tem said...

i'd rather bang the chick from the band perry.

Keef said...

this is the part of the show where I go pee

Keef said...

(S)

Vice Presidente said...

"I'm a tornado
Lookin' for a soul to take"

insensitive

Aitch said...

"i'd rather bang the chick from the band perry."

Sign me up for Miranda Lambert.

Keef said...

Sign me up for Miranda Lambert.



Is she that chick with thighs like what

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Vice Presidente said...

i want to bang the ho ho girl from the Lumineers

she aint fooling nobody with all those sun dresses

Keef said...

yes


Alright. Yeah I'd do that


Keef said...

i want to bang the ho ho girl from the Lumineers



Yes. This. All. Day.

Jugdish said...

she aint fooling nobody with all those sun dresses


SUN DRESS MONTH!!!

/mize

Keef said...

but I think it's hey ho. She's not Santa

Meiz said...

"i'd rather bang the chick from the band perry."

Fair enough.

Aitch said...

Ha!

BLUE said...

"Looks like either Sat or Sun morning for me for NCAA"

ok, i think either of those will work for me, just gotta figure out something to get the kids out of the house

Meiz said...

"i want to bang the ho ho girl from the Lumineers"

She's all yours, fellas.

BLUE said...

i'm not a fan of that band perry chick

BLUE said...

lumineeers chick is meh

lots of chicks like that in denver

they just don't play the cello

Keef said...

The Lumineers chick just sings, I think.

Keef said...

She's not hot, but she's cute.

Jugdish said...

She's not hot, but she's cute.



this

Meiz said...

"i'm not a fan of that band perry chick"

There's something a smidge masculine about her in the shoulder and face area

Meiz said...

"SUN DRESS MONTH!!!

/mize"


Less than 4 months away!

Keef said...

Less than 1 month away

Meiz said...

June is next month in Arizona?

Keef said...

I dunno. All I know is that sun dresses come out next month

Meiz said...

I need to get my summer six pack ready

Meiz said...

So did Chaz Bono get a dick, too?

NS

Keef said...

ask me how


/LP

Meiz said...

Get a good 40 time

/LP

Meiz said...

Popped in by my old boss to give her shit about hogging my light duty guy and she was on the phone with a customer bitching about their credit terms. Jesus christ, I 100% do not miss those phone calls.

tem said...

"There's something a smidge masculine about her in the shoulder and face area"

yeah, i think i see that. but her voice is cool.

Meiz said...

I would imagine drinking and listening to country music would send me into a mean bout of depression.

Meiz said...

"yeah, i think i see that. but her voice is cool."

I like her enough. Shit, I was the guy that was after the jock chicks in highschool.

Keef said...

cmk went to the doc this morning for a baby checkup, and the tech was trying to find the baby's heartbeat and she says to cmk "I think your pants are inside out".
fuckin shit made me LOL.

tem said...

ha

Meiz said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

Hilarious

tem said...

were they inside out?

Keef said...

yeah

Keef said...

she said there weren't any pockets or anything, you could just see the seams

tem said...

you know what you are having?

Meiz said...

"you know what you are having?"

Cream of mushroom soup or beef, barley, and vegetable soup.

Meiz said...

I haven't decided. Maybe some chili from the weekend.

Keef said...

you know what you are having?



A baby

Vice Presidente said...

Chinese army implicated in cyber industrial espionage. Chinese army unit 61398, also known as "Comment Crew," has been identified as most probably responsible for numerous cyberattacks on U.S. targets, security company Mandiant has alleged in a report. While Mandiant didn't name specific targets, victims include Coca Cola (KO) and VMware's (VMW) RSA, as well as a firm with access to over 60% of oil and gas pipelines in North America.


fucking gooks

Keef said...

it'll either be a boy or a girl

tem said...

you guys knew what i meant.

Keef said...

you guys knew what i meant.



correct

Keef said...

we do not

tem said...

is that why KO stock went down even after releasing great earning news? because insiders already knew about the industrial espionage??

tem said...

are you going to find out what you are having?

Keef said...

no

tem said...

i see

Vice Presidente said...

KO went down because earnings were great but other indicators were just good

tem said...

your face is just good

Vice Presidente said...

thanks

Vice Presidente said...

tem said...
are you going to find out what you are having?

February 19, 2013 at 2:14 PM

Keef said...
no




has to be killing you to know

has to be

Keef said...

has to be killing you to know

has to be




Not really. Did the same thing the first time. Doesn't really bother me not knowing. You did the same thing, didn't you? It's not that bad.

Vice Presidente said...

first time is fine
second one to me waiting doesnt make sense unless you like surprises i dont like surprises
i dont like clowns for that reason, not because they scare me but because they always try and surprise people

assholes, anyway

i found out, couldnt wait

tem said...

we don't know and aren't going to find out. it does not kill me not to know.

it seems to bother our friends and family more.

Keef said...

it seems to bother our friends and family more.




This

Keef said...

and fellow bloggers

tem said...

ftr i don't care that you aren't finding out. i was just curious. people have been asking me a lot lately.

Keef said...

I meant LP

Jugdish said...

Lp and clowns

Vice Presidente said...

no reason not to find out if you already have a kid

Vice Presidente said...

"it does not kill me not to know."

but if you had one already and ideally for two kids you want one and one right? well most people want that, then the urge to find out the second just takes over until you find out

Vice Presidente said...

and if it doesnt go your way you can prepare yourself for life with two girls or two boys early

Keef said...

and if it doesnt go your way you can prepare yourself for life with two girls or two boys early


Not sure how knowing 4 months earlier is going to prepare me for that. We already have a ton of neutral baby clothes. And the room is already neutral. The only thing that knowing the gender is going to do is make us spend a shitton more on boy/girl baby stuff.

Jugdish said...

And the room is already neutral


the baby shit color is neutral

/Lp

Vice Presidente said...

mentally prepare

and by neutral do you mean that horrid diarrhea color?

Keef said...

orange

tem said...

our room is green. is green horrid diarrhea color?

Vice Presidente said...

if the baby eats a jar of peas yes it could be

Vice Presidente said...

"orange"

fucking arizonians

Keef said...

mentally prepare



C'mon, bro. This ain't rocket science

Vice Presidente said...

babies are fucking cool

then they become little assholes

Jugdish said...

he was being a little asshole

Keef said...

fucking arizonians



You mean people that can afford to buy houses?

Keef said...

then they become little assholes



They become what you teach them

tem said...

it takes a village or something like that

Meiz said...

We should totally write a parenting book.

Vice Presidente said...

"You mean people that can afford to buy houses?"

orange?
your house inside must look like a pack of Lifesavers


Vice Presidente said...

"They become what you teach them"

i never taught my son to shit in the bathtub and throw it at his sister

god damn bob the builder must have

Vice Presidente said...

keef is the holiest of thous when it comes to parenting

i cannot wait until you have this other kid

Vice Presidente said...

"They become what you teach them"

right when they are old enough to understand

until then they are complete assholes

Vice Presidente said...

imagine not being able to leave the house until another member of your party decides to put their shoes on

/louis ck

Keef said...

keef is the holiest of thous when it comes to parenting




Nope. I just know that parenting isn't all that tough. There are a lot of people who act like having a kid is so freaking difficult because kids are pains in the ass or assholes or whatever. Fuck, they're kids. However they act is how they're supposed to act. Like I said earlier, it's not rocket science. Having a kid is the best thing in the world. I'm not going to complain about it.

Keef said...

right when they are old enough to understand



When bgas acts up, we let her know it's not acceptable. And then she stops. We've done that since day one. Some people have asshole kids because the kids fuck up and the parents don't do anything, then when the parents try to do something, the kids gives them a ::flank stare:: and keeps on doing what they were doing. I'm not saying that's you because I don't know what goes on in your house.

tem said...

"i never taught my son to shit in the bathtub and throw it at his sister"

goddman cmk must have

tem said...

i mean cmlp

Keef said...

i cannot wait until you have this other kid



We agree on something

tem said...

"we let her know it's not acceptable"

backhand? timeout?

Keef said...

backhand? timeout?



Timeout is dumb.
I've only spanked bgas once.
We'll raise our voice to the tone that she knows that what we're saying is serious. And we'll take things away from her.

Vice Presidente said...

parenting is not that tough

remember you said this when your daughter gets her period or when she brings home some "boob" as Meiz would say or when she gets her heart broken or someone makes her feel like shit and you do everything in your power but she still cries and cries

it may seem like a breeze now

parenting is tough and if it werent tough you'd see alot more dads being dads instead of running like they do

i said nothing about rocket science but don't act like parenting is something that everyone can do because it's not, it takes a whole lot of insides to put everything about yourself on the back end of the back burner and provide and give them every ounce of yourself

a whole fuck load of people can't do that and that is tough in it's own right, didn't get to balancing a marriage in between caring for kids and working and working again and outside family and friends

it's life.

not easy, I enjoy it but i aint lying either, sometimes its a fucking bear

Vice Presidente said...

real talk

Meiz said...

How does the effect of spanking come through a diaper?

I all I remember is that shit hurting a ton.

Vice Presidente said...

i dont hit my kids, think it's the dumbest fucking thing in the world

dumber than owning a gun

and when i yell i scare the living shit out of my daughter than a i feel terrible but it needs to be done

my son on the other hand

whoa nelly that motherfucker is hard as afuck

you yell this motherfucker laughs

Keef said...

don't act like parenting is something that everyone can do because it's not



I agree. Don't think that I'm saying that anyone can do it. I'm speaking solely about my situation.

ns

Aitch said...

"There are a lot of people who act like having a kid is so freaking difficult"

This. All day. Twice on Sunday

Vice Presidente said...

i might hit him one day just out of unknown blind rage

i'll pick up roughly and toss but i wont hit

grown man hitting on a 5 year old is not a good look

Meiz said...

"parenting is tough and if it werent tough you'd see alot more dads being dads instead of running like they do"

I disagree with this. They don't skip out because parenting is hard, they skip out because they don't want to be bound by a kid.

Keef said...

it takes a whole lot of insides to put everything about yourself on the back end of the back burner and provide and give them every ounce of yourself



This is probably an area where we differ, because I have no problem or difficulty at all putting cmk & bgas ahead of myself.

ns

Vice Presidente said...

"This. All day. Twice on Sunday"

ha

dont even bro, just leave before you get sliced to shreds

Keef said...

They don't skip out because parenting is hard, they skip out because they don't want to be bound by a kid.



Same thing IMO

Jugdish said...

I disagree with this. They don't skip out because parenting is hard, they skip out because they don't want to be bound by a kid.



because they don't want to be responsible.

Jugdish said...

"bound by a kid" almost sounds like its the kids fault...they just don't want to be responsible

Keef said...

People that skip out are people that weren't trying to have a family, typically.

BLUE said...

how far apart are your kids going to be keith?

Jugdish said...

my niece has been raising herself. she even put herself in timeout once


/jug

Keef said...

I spent the last 10 years preparing to have a family

Vice Presidente said...

"This is probably an area where we differ, because I have no problem or difficulty at all putting cmk & bgas ahead of myself.

ns"

neither do i - i live like this

i must have confused you



Jugdish said...

did you read "Everybody Poops"?

BLUE said...

i tell you what. Kids are great until they're not

Keef said...

how far apart are your kids going to be keith?


almost 2.5

Vice Presidente said...

They don't skip out because parenting is hard, they skip out because they don't want to be bound by a kid.



Same thing IMO

same exact thing

Keef said...

neither do i - i live like this

i must have confused you




You did

BLUE said...

the hardest part of having 2 kids close in age is that when one goes to crazy town, she takes the other one with her.

BLUE said...

i love that my girls play together, and i don't mind that they fight with each other.

but swear to god, it's like they start having their menstrual cycle at the same time when they're 3 and 5.

Keef said...

my niece started her period at 2

/jug

Meiz said...

"because they don't want to be responsible. "


Yes, that's what I meant

Jugdish said...

my niece started her period at 2

/jug



gross

Meiz said...

"I spent the last 10 years preparing to have a family"

What???

Jugdish said...

What???



HE SPENT THE LAST TEN YEARS PREPARING TO HAVE A FAMILY




s

Keef said...

maybe "ready" is a better word choice than preparing

Vice Presidente said...

keef's biological clock is ticking

Jugdish said...

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