Thursday, February 21, 2013

I didn't forget, I'm just running late

Idol talk: Keith Urban and Nikki Menage* are getting better. During the judging last night Keith Urban always started and they ended with Mariah, but by the time they got to her I didn't care anymore and hit fast forward. Four judges is too much, they get too wordy and I lose interest. I also didn't get the chick who didn't have a last name. Is she on the witness protection program? She sang well, but got voted off. I think its because the lack of a last name.

NBA talk: Trade deadline today? Houston got someone. Who else goes? This Barkley interview is pretty funny.

Its rodeo season in Houston. I'm supposed to go to the BBQ cookoff tonight, but I'm not sure the weather will hold up. cmjug and I will be seeing Jason Aldean on March 11. There are a few other smaller concerts I'm hoping to attend in the area. Rodeo season is good times.

That's all I have...GO!

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BLUE said...

rodeo season is always fun

Vice Presidente said...

i guess so

BLUE said...

i heard it snowed in PHX yesterday.

can't believe that keith left that out.

maybe he doesn't really live there

Jugdish said...

keef thought it was a sand storm

Keef said...

If you were on FB you would of* seen the video I posted

Keef said...

keef thought it was a sand storm



Darud

Jugdish said...

If you were on FB you would of* seen the video I posted



im on a hiatus

Keef said...

I'm not

Jugdish said...

i know, you posted a video

BLUE said...

fuck facebook

BLUE said...

if you're on haitus, how do you "know"

Keef said...

Cmblue accepted my friend request. So that was nice

Vice Presidente said...

this kid lives across the street, literally, and he still comes in at 9:05

fucking bugs the shit out of me

Jugdish said...

if you're on haitus, how do you "know"


he just told us he posted a video

Jugdish said...

this kid lives across the street, literally, and he still comes in at 9:05



as the VP you're going to have to handle things like that

BLUE said...

i was hoping for a snow day, but alas I was disappointed and had to come to work.

Jugdish said...

i need to take a sick day sometime soon...just because

Vice Presidente said...

cheater

BLUE said...

mental health day

tem said...

me too

tem said...

i am not sure i can wait until my yearly take 2 days off for the 1st round* of the ncaa tourney.

Meiz said...

"Idol talk: Keith Urban and Nikki Menage* are getting better."


Nicki's actually really good on the show, post audition episodes.

Meiz said...

"this kid lives across the street, literally, and he still comes in at 9:05


as the VP you're going to have to handle things like that"


Jug's right. Suck it up, Tone. Tell that fucker his computer better be running on the 9.

Vice Presidente said...

yeah thanks i got it under control

Vice Presidente said...

i want to put in an application to shark tank for the mozz stick

Jugdish said...

yeah thanks i got it under control



he'll be in at 9:15 tomorrow.

Meiz said...

"yeah thanks i got it under control"


And tell Gollum to put on some decent pants, while you're at it.

Vice Presidente said...

nikki menage*

dat's an ass quake

Jugdish said...

i want to put in an application to shark tank for the mozz stick



So you don't have any sales? it seems like all you have is an idea and you want us to work for you. I'm out!

/sharks

Vice Presidente said...

"And tell Gollum to put on some decent pants, while you're at it."

he sucks, everyday i wake up hoping he tells me he found another job

Keef said...

i am not sure i can wait until my yearly take 2 days off for the 1st round* of the ncaa tourney.



Tell you what. I'll go drink with you for all of Friday's games

Jugdish said...

Nicki's actually really good on the show, post audition episodes.


agreed. once they got away from the diva spat between her and mariah it got better

Keef said...

So you don't have any sales? it seems like all you have is an idea and you want us to work for you. I'm out!



I have sales? You should see my mattress selling gig

/LP

Jugdish said...

diva spat


RIP zeke

BLUE said...

i like Nicki, and urb....mariah doesnt' bring much to the show

Jugdish said...

I have sales? You should see my mattress selling gig

/LP



and tjokes and he once sold his picks on ebay

Keef said...

mariah doesnt' bring much to the show



tits.

Keef said...

Do I have to pay taxes on mozz stick sales?

/LP

Meiz said...

Shitty part about starting @ 8:30 is that I miss out on all the worthwhile stuff on our employee sales. I really wanted two big cans of tomato juice for $1.

Vice Presidente said...

keef knows

Vice Presidente said...

should i watch the show any good singers

Vice Presidente said...

aja Mariah is a fucking super duper star

minaj couldnt hold mariah's panties

the show needs her juice

Vice Presidente said...

The FUBU guy would crush me, he only understands clothing

Keef said...

I really wanted two big cans of tomato juice for $1.



Well who doesn't?

Jugdish said...

The FUBU guy would crush me, he only understands clothing


he seems to crush just about everyone. and mr. wonderful only wants a royalty and to do all production overseas.

Meiz said...

Note: People in SW Missouri are stupid.

-End transmission-

Keef said...

Mills?

Meiz said...

"should i watch the show any good singers"

The guys are way better than the girls. Gonna be 8 seasons in a row a dude wins.

There are gays. You'll hate them.

Meiz said...

And Mariah Carey ain't shit. That bitch is next to useless now.

Jugdish said...

they read the revis/sherman twitter convo on mike and mike this morning. didn't end well for revis. whenever you have to resort to comparing how many followers you have to someone else...yeah that's not a good look.

tem said...

"Tell you what. I'll go drink with you for all of Friday's games"

done and done.

tem said...

revis got owned

Vice Presidente said...

"And Mariah Carey ain't shit. That bitch is next to useless now."

you watch your fucking mouth

Keef said...

Carey > Portman

Jugdish said...

Carey > Portman



mize and spiff bat signal

Keef said...

whenever you have to resort to comparing how many followers you have to someone else...yeah that's not a good look.



I think Revis said his manager has more followers than Sherman.

Vice Presidente said...

not even fuxing with her hotness
straight up career/talent

Aitch said...

"did he really say this shit"

Oh, I did

Meiz said...

Revis stinks, and Randy Fucking Moss ruined his career.

Vice Presidente said...

revis/sherm

fucking dumb

Aitch said...

and I will also say that I find Mariah Carey grossly overrated. All her songs sound exactly the same, she's not very attractive, and her tits are weirdly shaped.

Jugdish said...

think Revis said his manager has more followers than Sherman.


still not a good look.

Vice Presidente said...

who the hell does sherm have to cover in the west though?

fitz and then....


oh no one
(Crabstree had a breakout year this year and it wasnt anything special)

Aitch said...

 Meiz said...Revis stinks, and Randy Fucking Moss ruined his career

How so? Revis always locked Moss down when he was here.

Keef said...

who the hell does sherm have to cover in the west though?


They play teams outside of the NFC West, too

Keef said...

Who is is the AFC East besides Welker?

Keef said...

is in*

Vice Presidente said...

gotta count revis years in the league

has had to cover moss/welker three times a year if you count playoffs

then welker once moss left
b marsh
he owns andre johnson
pretty much retired ochocinco

Jugdish said...

stevie johnson

brandon marshall was there last year

Vice Presidente said...

looking within division first then within conference

Aitch said...

I'm not disputing that, Keith. I'm disputing Meiz's contention that Moss ruined his career.

Jugdish said...

mize has a thing for moss. you can't take him too seriously. its like Lp and mariah carey

Vice Presidente said...

reggie wayne

Keef said...

Three people are dead and at least three more injured from a shooting and multi-car crash on Las Vegas Boulevard near Flamingo Road.
Metro Police say the shooting ensued on the Strip in front of Bally's Hotel and Casino early Thursday morning which set off a multi-car accident.
Metro Sgt. John Sheahan said police are looking for a black Range Rover with tinted windows and dark rims. Sheahan said the people in the Range Rover were shooting at people in a Maserati, the driver of the Maserati was hit by gunfire and killed. The Maserati crashed into a taxi which caused it to burst into flames and explode killing the driver and passenger.

Aitch said...

Or like cmlp and facebook

Keef said...

he owns andre johnson
pretty much retired ochocinco


reggie wayne



Johnson isn't in the East. neither is Wayne. Ochocinco played 7 snaps the year he was with NE

Aitch said...

looks like we got out of Vegas just in time.

S

Vice Presidente said...

"black Range Rover with tinted windows and dark rims."

bethca it's a whitde dude

s

Vice Presidente said...

"Johnson isn't in the East. neither is Wayne. Ochocinco played 7 snaps the year he was with NE"

i said division first then conference

jesus

bengals ocho, revis retired him
'member all the shit talking he did revis held him on a donut

Aitch said...

Where was Bumblebee? How come he didn't save those people? Too busy dancing I guess.

Jugdish said...

Metro Police say the shooting ensued on the Strip in front of Bally's Hotel and Casino early Thursday morning which set off a multi-car accident.



tougher gun laws would have prevented this

s

Vice Presidente said...

you said

they play other teams too

Keef said...

i said division first then conference



First you said "who the hell does sherm have to cover in the west though?" Then I mention that there's noone in the AFC east, and you expanded to AFC because the argument you used against Sherman also went against Revis

BLUE said...

they both suck

Vice Presidente said...

afe east had

moss
welker
brandon marshall
stevie johnson (better than anyone out west outside of fitz)

then i expanded to inckude conference

and they faced the Pats three times

you cant compare the two right now, sherman only in the league two years

BLUE said...

sherm didn't seem to play that great against the skins or the falcons

revis hasn't played great in 2 or 3 years

BLUE said...

danny amendola is in the west

Meiz said...

"How so? Revis always locked Moss down when he was here."

Revis ain't been the same since Mawse blew that boy's hammy out

Meiz said...

You know this, H. You're better than that.

Keef said...

Fucking Revis is 3 years older than Sherman. You're acting like Revis has been in the league 15 years and Sherman is in year 2

Keef said...

I'm not disputing that, Keith. I'm disputing Meiz's contention that Moss ruined his career.



I don't think I made a comment to you about Revis. I was talking to LP

Keef said...

Stevie Johnson sucks.

And Marshall didn't do shit in Miami because they didn't have a QB, not because Revis was in his division.

Vice Presidente said...

so

Keef said...

so



solid effort

Vice Presidente said...

"And Marshall didn't do shit in Miami because they didn't have a QB"

Marsh still had 1000 yard seasons with no qb as you say

he is a BEAST

Vice Presidente said...

Stevie Johnson does not suck

Vice Presidente said...

back to back 1000 yard seasons

Keef said...

so

Vice Presidente said...

can't forget too that rex ryan defensiive scheme is based on one on one outside coverage

i dont know seattles scheme
gus bradley is a head coach now

Vice Presidente said...

you come up weaksauce in sports arguments keef

you need to sharpen your game
in regular arguments you got skillz

sports, notsomuch

Vice Presidente said...

just some friendly advice

Keef said...

lol

Keef said...

UFC cut Jon Fitch

Vice Presidente said...

is he bleeding?

/tem question

Keef said...

ha

Meiz said...

And now I'm hard boiled egg at work guy. I'm not happy about it, but I needed to do something for some AM nutrition.

Vice Presidente said...

ugh next step is mircrowaving fish guy

Jugdish said...

mircrowaving fish guy



not a good guy

Keef said...

yeah fuck that guy

Meiz said...

Fish is delicious though

Meiz said...

I don't like microwaving a can of soup guy

Jugdish said...

I don't like microwaving a can of soup guy


im that guy. i dump it in a bowl though.

i don't like cook a frozen meal for 7 minutes guy

Meiz said...

"i dump it in a bowl though."

Well duh.

Our soup guys make an absolute mess of the microwaves, and one of them is a bit touched, so I'd feel bad about giving him the blues about it.

Aitch said...

"I don't think I made a comment to you about Revis. I was talking to LP"

Yea I misread one of your comments. Carry on.

Keef said...

I don't like microwaving a can of soup guy


Soup doesn't reek like fish does. And microwaved fish sounds awful

Jugdish said...

Our soup guys make an absolute mess of the microwaves, and one of them is a bit touched, so I'd feel bad about giving him the blues about it.


i clean up after myself

Keef said...

i don't like cook a frozen meal for 7 minutes guy



I'll bring frozen lunch sometimes, like a pot pie. But it'll sit in my desk until lunch so it's thawed out a lot and only takes a couple minutes to cook

Jugdish said...

i don't like make your own sauce guy



S

Jugdish said...

But it'll sit in my desk until lunch so it's thawed out a lot and only takes a couple minutes to cook


yes, that's how it should be done

BLUE said...

i buy that soup in the microwave containers.

soup is great

Keef said...

i don't like make your own sauce guy




^^^^^^^^^

/cmlp

Jugdish said...

i like bring donuts for the group guy

Vice Presidente said...

soup sucks

Vice Presidente said...

sandwhiches* are the best

Keef said...

soup sucks


you watch your fucking mouf

Keef said...

i like bring donuts for the group guy



I don't like hey, what'd you bring for lunch guy

Aitch said...

"You know this, H. You're better than that."

Didn't know you meant the injury.

Vice Presidente said...

"But it'll sit in my desk until lunch so it's thawed out a lot and only takes a couple minutes to cook"

great guy

Vice Presidente said...

anything enclosed in pie crust is awesome we should all eat more puff pastry savory dishes

Vice Presidente said...

"I don't like hey, what'd you bring for lunch guy"

or hover over you to see for himself what you brought for lunch guy

Keef said...

jayson werth looks like a homeless guy

Keef said...

or hover over you to see for himself what you brought for lunch guy




yes

Jugdish said...

i don't like cook popcorn in the middle of the afternoon guy

Jugdish said...

or burn popcorn in the middle of the afternoon guy

Keef said...

or burn popcorn at any time guy

Keef said...

I nerve understood cooking popcorn at work

Meiz said...

You can't be sandwich guy and not be soup guy. It's in the bible. Jesus said so.

Vice Presidente said...

would rather a full sandwich then half plus cup of soup

Vice Presidente said...

popcorn guy is the worse

Jugdish said...

do you have a keeps booze in his desk guy in your office?

Keef said...

soup & sandwhich* is in my top 10

Keef said...

do you have a keeps booze in his desk guy in your office?




LP

Jugdish said...

im don't work on mondays guy...most people hate that guy

Aitch said...

9 rec, 183 yds, TD*
5 rec, 79 yds
2 rec, 22 yds**
3 rec, 26 yds, TD**
4 rec, 24 yds
5 rec, 34 yds, TD
2 rec, 38 yds, TD (Injury game)

*Revis' NFL debut. Dunno if he was covering Moss
**Cassel as QB

Looks like after his rookie year, he did a good job of keeping Moss in check.

Vice Presidente said...

we've moved on aitch

give me my beer
why are you buying beer in albany

Vice Presidente said...

"soup & sandwhich* is in my top 10"

grillt* cheese/soup is an exception

Keef said...

Tourists staying at a Los Angeles hotel bathed, brushed teeth and drank water from a tank in which a young woman's body was likely decomposing for more than two weeks, police said.



yum

Jugdish said...

Tourists staying at a Los Angeles hotel bathed, brushed teeth and drank water from a tank in which a young woman's body was likely decomposing for more than two weeks, police said.


can't wait to see the lawsuits

Keef said...

already a class action suit against Carnival Cruises. Jeez

Meiz said...

Still looks like Moss ruined Revis' career

Jugdish said...

already a class action suit against Carnival Cruises. Jeez



i need to get in on that


s

Meiz said...

H doesn't get it. Again.

I should know better by now. It's like he tembags us all the time, but on accident.

Keef said...

Who's the guy who tore Revis' ACL? Was that against the Dolphins?

Keef said...

was that Reggie Bush?

Meiz said...

Daniel Thomas did him in, on that one.

Meiz said...

Our internet connection is fucking trash here

Vice Presidente said...

like your face

Keef said...

FACE!

tem said...

"UFC cut Jon Fitch"

does not surprise me. after he realized he wasn't a top 5 guy anymore he went into collect paycheck mode. UFC does not like that.

plus his style is boring.

you can collect checks if you go out and there and swing. but if you are just going to sit on a guy for 3 rounds you aren't sticking around.

tem said...

revis' talk >>>>>>>> revis' game


i don't think he is a top cover man anymore. he used to be, he still talks like he is, but he probably isn't.

tem said...

i dislike all microwave guys. except anti-microwave guy. i can hang out with that guy.

tem said...

"Tourists staying at a Los Angeles hotel bathed, brushed teeth and drank water from a tank in which a young woman's body was likely decomposing for more than two weeks, police said."

just adds protein and nutrients to the water.

Jugdish said...

except anti-microwave guy. i can hang out with that guy


there is only one of those

Keef said...

except anti-microwave guy



That guy is a kook

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

That guy is a kook


And hates dressers

Jugdish said...

just dressers with an attitude

Meiz said...

It was weird seeing the shooting scene on the news RIGHT there in front of Bill's.

Keef said...

RIP Bills

Meiz said...

=(

Meiz said...

I got offered sex, weed, and cocaine on that corner.

RIP Bill's

Aitch said...

"why are you buying beer in albany"

I have friends who live out there. When I go visit, I bring back beer.

Aitch said...

"I got offered sex, weed, and cocaine on that corner."

And the date rape drug

Keef said...

H is throwing some grate* bate*

tem said...

it'll be back and better than ever.

tem said...

if this was TCS (RIP) H would be tearing it up.

Keef said...

H is probably even nice enough to take beer to his friends when he visits

Meiz said...

"And the date rape drug"

That's right! MDMA

Jugdish said...

I'll be your doug

/mize

Vice Presidente said...

Telfair traded to Toronto

Vice Presidente said...

pretty dead right now, bout 45 min left

Meiz said...

Josh Smith to Milwaukee won't be happening

Jugdish said...

OJ Detective Says Pistorius Evidence Is Overwhelming



ha

Vice Presidente said...

yeah doesnt look like josh smith is on the move, unless someone ponies up a chip, atlanta has been underwhelmed

Vice Presidente said...

knicks got beat like thry stole something last night

all that shit talking about east conf finals fucking Pacers will beat them in Round 2

tem said...

i did not know telfair was still in the league.

Keef said...

Knicks aren't so grate when they can't shoot 50% from 3 pt land

Vice Presidente said...

decent point keef i see you have already started to take my advice

Vice Presidente said...

Knicks offense is actually effecient, three or not. Defense is thier issue.

Vice Presidente said...

when the three is there on a given night they win by 20 when it isnt they barely win (when they play team defense)

but when they don't play defense they get waxed

Keef said...

The Boston Celtics acquired third-year guard Jordan Crawford from the Washington Wizards for Leandro Barbosa on Thursday, sources have confirmed to ESPN.com's Marc Stein.



CAPTAIN!

tem said...

knicks ain't winning anything this year so nobody cares about them.

Meiz said...

I think I need to buy some fresh cheese curds tonight

Aitch said...

"The Boston Celtics acquired third-year guard Jordan Crawford from the Washington Wizards for Leandro Barbosa on Thursday, sources have confirmed to ESPN.com's Marc Stein."

I think only in the NBA do you see injured guys traded.

tem said...

as an aside what does it really mean to get cut by the ufc?

obviously it means they aren't scheduling you for any more fights (until they need a replacement and bring you back). but does it mean no more insurance or something? does the ufc give fighters salaries when they aren't fighting??

Keef said...

Don't fighters only get money when they fight? Do they get a regular salary?


ns

tem said...

that's basically my question.

because if they only get money when they fight who gives a fuck if they get cut?

fitch will be back when some guy gets hurt a couple weeks before the fight.

what does getting cut cost him? i guess no more scheduled fights, but is that it?

tem said...

i am guessing they get health insurance if they are on the roster and that is the answer.

tem said...

do fighters on the roster get some share of the marketing pie? like when they do a UFC game and the fighter is in it does the fighter get cash? i guess he probably does.

Keef said...

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