Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Howdy

I wore the wrong shoes to work. Had to go back home and change. I wore the brown shoes and black pants. Looked stupid. It was stupid. I am useless in the morning.



Now more stuff


I am cutting way back on carbs for lent. Except I guess the NCAA tourney day. That day will be carb heavy. It is really close to the end of lent I think. I don't see a way around the carbs that day. Sorry Jesus.


Any news on that LA cop? Is this a movie plot playing out in real time? Is Kevin Spacey negotiating with him yet? Sam Jackson has to play him right? Low budget maybe they get Lawrence Fishburn? Louis Gosset Jr. should play his dad. What ever happened to him? I liked him in Digstown. I don't know how to spell it. It had James Woods in it. Underrated movie. Good movie. I liked it.

I also like cupcakes. Fucking great treat.

Spiff's Nport pics were great last post. But my point in not liking her is that she seems to think she is too smart, maybe she is, and she has a holier then now* attitude. I get that from the 0 minutes I have interacted with her. Jlaw might not look at good, but in the 0 minutes I have interacted with her I think her attitude is better.





Warriors are getting new short sleeve jerseys. They seem alright.


That's all I have today.







114 comments:

Keef said...

you drove all the way home to change shoes?

Keef said...

white people problems

tem said...

yeah. it looked ridiculous.

i'd get shunned at work.

tem said...

i wish they made reverseable shoes.

i have a reverseable belt. why not reverseable shoes?

Keef said...

i'd get shunned at work.




You work with 80 year olds

tem said...

i do work with 1 80 yr old.

tem said...

a couple 70 yr olds.

a lot of 60s and 50s.

tem said...

the 80 yr old. 81 actually. has all the money so he pays the pay check.

Keef said...

I'm gonna pop some tags, only got $20 in my pocket
I, I, I'm huntin, lookin for a come up. This is fucking awesoooommmmme

tem said...

if coke had a good earnings report why is it down 2%?

tem said...

blank stare

Keef said...

Nighttime rainbows are called moonbows.

tem said...

moonbow sounds like something that would involve an ass.

Meiz said...

Keith discovered Thrift Shop. Great fucking song.

Meiz said...

Lupe is the best mopper ever. She killed it this morning. I contemplated ravaging her.

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Keith discovered Thrift Shop. Great fucking song.



Been on my radar for weeks

Meiz said...

I gotta go shit & shake down the executive admin assistant for the self inking stamp I asked for.

Jugdish said...

lunch

Jugdish said...

gross

Keef said...

those sleeved GSW jerseys are awful

Meiz said...

Worst jersey ever. Can't even argue it.

Meiz said...

RIP Blue and the Veepmeister

Meiz said...

Hahahaha. The super douche on Storage Wars is dead. Suck it!

Jugdish said...

veep is looking into that new pope position that opened up

Jugdish said...

PEDs are everywhere

Keef said...

veep is looking into that new pope position that opened up




His friends call him a holy father trapped in a suit

Jugdish said...

if he gets the pope yob he'll be a fire fighter trapped in a robe

tem said...

"RIP Blue and the Veepmeister"

did i miss something?

tem said...

warriors unis are alright. nport likes them.

Meiz said...

I'm consistently amazed that Gilbert Brown is still a thing around here

tem said...

he's a big thing

tem said...

why are the people on this cruise ship peeing in bags? there is a fucking ocean to pee in.

tem said...

and why don't they just drive another boat to the broke boat and move the passengers to the new boat?

tem said...

or at least half of them?

tem said...

when does war with N. Korea start?

tem said...

seems like the sooner the better.

Keef said...

tem is a cruise director trapped in a brown & black suit

tem said...

heck no. cruise directors are wierd folk.

Meiz said...

"why are the people on this cruise ship peeing in bags? there is a fucking ocean to pee in."

The tree huggers would flip their shit

Meiz said...

Our foreclosed upon former cabin neighbors would call the DNR is they saw people peeing in or on the lake.

Meiz said...

Tem, do they edit in local sports team names on some of the songs over there at the Cbus country radio station?

Meiz said...

I feel like they do that here. What the fuck country artist is singing about Brewers baseball?

Jugdish said...

tem is a cruise director trapped in a brown & black suit


ha

tem said...

"Tem, do they edit in local sports team names on some of the songs over there at the Cbus country radio station?"

not as much as other places because columbus only has 1 pro team.

but they put in Buckeyes or Ohio State a fair amount.

tem said...

they do it everywhere.

Jugdish said...

Tem, do they edit in local sports team names on some of the songs over there at the Cbus country radio station?


they do that here

tem said...

it sucks because then i don't know what the original lyrics were.

tem said...

they'll throw the name of the radio station in from time to time too.

tem said...

they also have retarded sensoring.

for instance toby keith's red solo cup originally is

"and you sir do not have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinking from glass...............Freddie Mac can kiss my ass"

on one station they change testicles to vegetables but they leave kiss my ass in there.

tem said...

but then zac browns song goes "toes in the water, ass in the sand" but they change it to "toes in the water toes in the sand"


so apparently you can only say ass when you are telling someone to kiss it.

Meiz said...

"so apparently you can only say ass when you are telling someone to kiss it."


Or put a boot in it

Jugdish said...

i like the mize talking country music era

Aitch said...

"on one station they change testicles to vegetables but they leave kiss my ass in there."

"so apparently you can only say ass when you are telling someone to kiss it."

Record company is the one who sends the radio edit version to the radio stations. So it is really up tot eh label, not the individual stations, what is changed and what isn't.

Aitch said...

And they do the regional edits everywhere. Example: Lady's Gaga's song You and I. Actual lyrics say Nebraska guy. Here, it is edited to say Boston or Rhode Island guy.

Jugdish said...

i thought it was weird when the houston station played a song that referenced the brewers


s

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Keef said...

fuck deadspin

Jugdish said...

no

Keef said...

Bibby is younger than me and he got kicked out of his son's hike school game. Nice

Jugdish said...

seems like a nice guy



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Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

"Record company is the one who sends the radio edit version to the radio stations. So it is really up tot eh label, not the individual stations, what is changed and what isn't."

why do they send different radio edits to different stations?

the other station in town has it say

"and you sir do not have a pair of tvegetables if you prefer drinking from glass...............Freddie Mac can "

Jugdish said...

i want to hear some of the temhio edits

tem said...

that is supposed to read "freddie mac can ______"

and they put a horn noise in where the blank is.

tem said...

"i want to hear some of the temhio edits"

come visit. i'll let you play the radio.

tem said...

or go here


http://www.wink1071.com/

Keef said...

listen to different muzak and you won't have to hear that shit

tem said...

so is your face

Jugdish said...

so is your face

^^^

Keef said...

aww, that's cute

tem said...

so isn't your face

Keef said...

^^^

/jug

Jugdish said...

^^^

/jug



^^^

Meiz said...

Whew. Sounds like I got into the company at the last second. We're essentially going to almost eliminate hiring from the outside.

tem said...

pro - you have a job

con - no new hires means you are stuck at the bottom of the totem pole

Meiz said...

"con - no new hires means you are stuck at the bottom of the totem pole"

There will always be people getting promoted, quitting, getting fired. You know this.

Meiz said...

They're also making it easier to apply for positions, and to transfer.

Jugdish said...

con - no new hires means you are stuck at the bottom of the totem pole


i don't like that term

/kod

tem said...

"There will always be people getting promoted, quitting, getting fired. You know this"

unless you are the one being promoted you are still stuck at the bottom.

and i more mean in regards to seniority. that would come in play when requesting vacation time or just with busting balls around the office.

tem said...

it is nice to have a new guy to pick on, but if they aren't hiring new people then you are forever stuck with being the new guy.

Jugdish said...

rip new guy

Meiz said...

"it is nice to have a new guy to pick on, but if they aren't hiring new people then you are forever stuck with being the new guy."


Oh. Whatever.

tem said...

you must work at a happy place.

Meiz said...

State Of The Union tonight, yes? Always one of the best nights on twitter of the year.

Meiz said...

"you must work at a happy place."

I'm happy here. A good amount of people are not. They have no idea how good we have it. In 2 and a half years here, I have never dreaded coming into work.

Meiz said...

I've been contemplating driving for us lately. The only shitty part would be the super early hours, but our drivers are some happy motherfuckers.

Keef said...

Always one of the best nights on twitter of the year.



all 3 times?

Keef said...

I've been contemplating driving for us lately. The only shitty part would be the super early hours, but our drivers are some happy motherfuckers.




Being a truck driver would be cool for a single guy

ns

Keef said...

I regretted not keeping my CDL when I moved back to AZ from OH

BLUE said...

you've been there for 2 and a half years?

fuck

Jugdish said...

I regretted not keeping my CDL when I moved back to AZ from OH



get a pba card

/Lp

Jugdish said...

I regretted not keeping my CDL when I moved back to AZ from OH



get a pba card

/Lp

Meiz said...

"all 3 times?"

Yes. My timeline is hilarious.

Meiz said...

"you've been there for 2 and a half years?

fuck"

More like 2 and a quarter. 2010 was a long time ago.

BLUE said...

hell yeah kate upton

probably NSFW

Aitch said...

"you've been there for 2 and a half years?

fuck"

Damn. I had the same reaction.

Aitch said...

"hell yeah kate upton"

Sweet Jesus! LOVE HER!

Keef said...

That Cali shooter is on fire

Keef said...

I heart me some Kate Upton but goddammit if she doesn't have something about her that says she's gonna be yahuge in a few years

BLUE said...

Shes gonna be large, but I'm enjoying her now while I can

Keef said...

Twhnbs

Meiz said...

"That Cali shooter is on fire"

Not so fast!

Keef said...

Looks like a black person was found in the cabin


S

Aitch said...

"I heart me some Kate Upton but goddammit if she doesn't have something about her that says she's gonna be yahuge in a few years"

Oh yea, she is definitely a 2B girl.

BLUE said...

240hz refresh rate is weird

Meiz said...

That means nothing to me

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

thirsty Rubio was grate

Keef said...

Csil's boy didn't waste any time

Meiz said...

"thirsty Rubio was grate"

It was HILARIOUS

Meiz said...

"Csil's boy didn't waste any time"

Bless that sucker's heart

Aitch said...

She'll be knocked up soon

Jugdish said...

what's the term for irony? uncle joey?

BLUE said...

go

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