Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Haircuts

Barbers, stylists, salons, haircut places...they all suck

Forced conversation with someone you don't know, and probably don't care to know. You know the conversation that goes something like this: "do you have any plans for the weekend?" "no, not really", "wow, how about that weather out there", "yeah, it's crazy". My pet peeve is the weekend question. I always answer by saying "besides getting a haircut?, because that's kind of what I build my weekend around" Sometimes they laugh, sometimes they get all butt-hurt. Either way, they all suck. Half the time they reek of cigarettes, just cut my hair and let me go home. OH, and anyone who pays more than $20 for a haircut is either gay or an idiot. You would think that a "stylist" who spends all day talking to different people, would be a better conversationalist. When they ask about my weekend plans, i've always wanted to say, "well, i'm planning on meeting a guy to get some coke and a prostitute and really get the party started. Do you want in?" "i'm planning on going home and watching some internet porn because i'm a lonely guy". "Not much planned, are you busy tonight?"


Hey Keith-
Monica and Chandler's twins would be 9 now, Phoebe's triplets would be 14, and Ben would be 18 and Emma 11. Does that make you feel old?


my barber and I go way back, i love that guy and the scalp massage he gives me

/ep

UM beat Indiana, so does that mean that the Zags will move into the top spot next week? Kind of unbelievable.

Apparently there was a big fight between the pacers and the warriors that spilled into the stands...I haven't seen video, but i'm sure it sucks and the media is making it much worse than it really is.

Combine is over and we found out that the Honey Badger sucks. He might not even be taken until the 3rd round...well, at least his combine stats suck.
Does he get to have a pro-day at LSU?

Baseball is on its way.

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Jugdish said...

Forced conversation with someone you don't know, and probably don't care to know.


i typically go to this korean place up the road and they don't speak engrish* very well so there isn't any conversation really, plus they only charge $7 for a hairscut*

BLUE said...

steph curry got tossed around like a ragdoll in the "fight"

Jugdish said...

BEASTs

Jugdish said...

the blackberry software is not cooperating with me this morning

Jugdish said...

maybe the software has been furloughed

BLUE said...

screw blackberry and RIM

Jugdish said...

screw blackberry and RIM



agreed. i think once the govt goes away from them blackberries will be no more

Meiz said...

I thought blackberry went under

Jugdish said...

i have about 20 of them on my desk right now and se still get new ones. i know DoD is testing iphones and droids.

Jugdish said...

waiting to see if i will be furloughed

BLUE said...

"i know DoD is testing iphones and droids."

spending our tax dollars wisely :)

i'm envisioning teams of scientist just sitting around running tests on phones

Jugdish said...

they are hesitant because they don't want to lose brickbreaker

Keef said...

Hey Keith-
Monica and Chandler's twins would be 9 now, Phoebe's triplets would be 14, and Ben would be 18 and Emma 11. Does that make you feel old?




Kinda

Jugdish said...

spending our tax dollars wisely :)



they probably get free devices to test with

Meiz said...

I'd have to say the snow predictions were a bit conservative for this round of snow. I cleaned a ton of snow off my car 2x last night and had another 3 or 4 inches on it again this morning.

Jugdish said...

make sure you get gas

/Lp

Keef said...

The place I get my hairscut has a hot asian chick who cuts my hair. Then she washes it and gives me like a 10 minute scalp massage. It's like $15 and I give her a $10 tip

Keef said...

I cleaned a ton of snow off my car 2x last night and had another 3 or 4 inches on it again this morning.



Similar thing happened here.

Meiz said...

Fuck off McAfee, I'm not paying $60 for your product.

Keef said...

Gotta get that Norton that's free after MIR deal.

Vice Presidente said...

"my barber and I go way back, i love that guy"

same barber for 14 years now

Vice Presidente said...

Forced conversation with someone you don't know, and probably don't care to know.

elevator talk

Keef said...

I'm usually on an elevator 30 seconds at most. Not enough time to have awkward conversation

Jugdish said...

I'm usually on an elevator 30 seconds at most. Not enough time to have awkward conversation



you'd be surprised

/aitch

Meiz said...

"Gotta get that Norton that's free after MIR deal."

MIR?

Keef said...

mail in rebate

Meiz said...

New cleaning lady is good. She's not quite as good with bathroom cleaning as Lupe, but she's better in the office areas and the break rooms. I will call her Rosa.

Keef said...

parks?

Vice Presidente said...

Rosa Mexicano

Meiz said...

Short for Rosalita

Vice Presidente said...

steph curry got tossed around like a ragdoll in the "fight"

hibbert is 7 foot, swatted him like a fly

Keef said...

Remember Lita from WWE back in the day? She wasn't near as hot as they made her out to be

Vice Presidente said...

hell yeah but she had the tbone thing going on

she was like spanish whiskey tango

Hardy Boys manager

Vice Presidente said...

one of you fools keep me abreast of The Wire box set deals for less than $100, ideally like $75

i will watch asssswell*

Keef said...

I don't think Lita was spanish

Keef said...

Her face was bumpier than Kordell Stewart's neck

Meiz said...

I'm not a fan of missing out on a lot of the sweet employee deals we have. It's the only drawback of starting at 8:30.

Meiz said...

I definitely wanted a case of raspberry yogurt for $2 today.

tem said...

"I'd have to say the snow predictions were a bit conservative for this round of snow. I cleaned a ton of snow off my car 2x last night and had another 3 or 4 inches on it again this morning"


did the WD-40 work?

tem said...

"I'm not a fan of missing out on a lot of the sweet employee deals we have. It's the only drawback of starting at 8:30."

go in early. or have a buddy get some of the deals for you.

Keef said...

It's the only drawback of starting at 8:30.


I thought your hours for this yob* were like 6-3?

Meiz said...

"go in early. or have a buddy get some of the deals for you."

They don't tell you in advance, so I'll get in and there will be an email from 6:30. Everything's usually spoken for by 7:30.

Meiz said...

"I thought your hours for this yob* were like 6-3?"

Remember the steak thing? Started new hours a month and a half ago.

Keef said...

ah that's right

tem said...

get a buddy who goes in at 6 to keep his/her eye out for stuff you'd want.

Meiz said...

"get a buddy who goes in at 6 to keep his/her eye out for stuff you'd want."

The warehouse guys hardly ever know about the sales, because they don't work at a computer. No emails, nothing.

Jugdish said...

trade some steaks for some yogurt

Meiz said...

And if a big sale flyer comes out, there's no way somebody could just pick & choose on my behalf. I'd have to okay it.

It's not a big deal.

Keef said...

mize is rebuts every suggestion he's ever given guy

Keef said...

trade some steaks for some yogurt




That sounds like an awful idea

Jugdish said...

mize is rebuts every suggestion he's ever given guy



no im not

/mize

Meiz said...

I'm telling you why it wouldn't be feasible. Who gives a fuck? I've already said it's no big deal.

Keef said...

Just saying. Any time someone here gives you a suggestion, you come back with why that suggestion won't work. Not hating on you, just an observation.

Keef said...

ROMANCE! LOOK UP!

Meiz said...

"Just saying. Any time someone here gives you a suggestion, you come back with why that suggestion won't work. Not hating on you, just an observation."


Saying any time is a broad generalization. Tem suggested I put WD40 or some form of lube on my door seals. I did, and it worked

Meiz said...

If I'm not actually asking for advice or a suggestion, I've probably already explored my options and come to a conclusion.

Vice Presidente said...

i know this was yesterday but is there anything scarier than being on a hot air balloon and it blowing up defalting the balloon?

i mean that has to be tops
an airliner crash you dont see you are basically inside

BLUE said...

people suggest i go fuck myself all the time.

i hardly ever listen

BLUE said...

"i know this was yesterday but is there anything scarier than being on a hot air balloon and it blowing up defalting the balloon?"

well when the fucking pilot jumped out 10 feet off the ground, that's a pretty good indication you should have fucking jumped too

Meiz said...

People with missing teeth freak me out.

Vice Presidente said...

i didnt read that, the pilot saved himself by jumping out before it got up to 1000 feet?

hily shit, is it the same guy who was captain on that italian cruise ship last year?

Vice Presidente said...

People with missing teeth in the front row freak me out.

fixed

tem said...

"mize is rebuts every suggestion he's ever given guy"

THIS. ALL FUCKING DAY.

Vice Presidente said...

"Colorado first-grader Coy Mathis wants to use the girls' restroom at her school. But officials won't let her. Coy was born with male sex organs but identifies herself as a girl."

Blue what the fuck is this shit

tem said...

the pilot jumped out on the way up?

Meiz said...

I CAN'T HELP THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG, TEM.

Vice Presidente said...

Alex Smith to Chiefs

done

tem said...

if she was older she'd be excited about getting to see all that wang in the boys bathroom.

Meiz said...

"People with missing teeth in the front row freak me out.

fixed"

Great fix. I guess I'm missing a tooth. I had to have a molar removed.

Keef said...

Tem suggested I put WD40 or some form of lube on my door seals. I did, and it worked



Yeah I saw that. But if I remember correctly, at the time of that conversation, it seemed like you were trying to find a way that wouldn't work.

ns

tem said...

"I CAN'T HELP THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG, TEM."

i was right about the WD-40.

apology accepted.

Keef said...

well when the fucking pilot jumped out 10 feet off the ground, that's a pretty good indication you should have fucking jumped too



This

Keef said...

i didnt read that, the pilot saved himself by jumping out before it got up to 1000 feet?



Yeah, him and like 1 or 2 others jumped ship

Keef said...

Alex Smith to Chiefs

done



That would be against the rules

tem said...

balloons must be fucked up. you can't even just shut it down at 10 feet and drift back down??

Keef said...

you can't even just shut it down at 10 feet and drift back down??



Probably. But it essploded* and few up. Probably couldn't control it, that's why the cap'n say sayanara

Keef said...

said*

Meiz said...

"Yeah I saw that. But if I remember correctly, at the time of that conversation, it seemed like you were trying to find a way that wouldn't work.

ns"

Negative. I think this might be your problem. I'm not going to worry about it.

Aitch said...

Re: Lita

It was better when she didn't speak so the never really showed her face up close. Slamming body, though.

Keef said...

I think this might be your problem.



tem agreed with my assessment.

Aitch said...

H also agrees with your assessment

Aitch said...

I also vaguely recall skepticism from Meiz in regards to the lube suggestion.

Meiz said...

Like I said, your problem, not mine.

Aitch said...

NFLPA, Flacco and Brees must hate Brady right now.

Aitch said...

Jets avoiding Revis at the Combine is hilarity. That organization is an f'in joke

Keef said...

Like I said, your problem, not mine.



Yeah it's ruining my life

Meiz said...

Rodgers will sign cheap, too. He's already given the Packers a discount once.

Aitch said...

"your problem, not mine"

No, it's our assessment of YOUR problem. Try to keep up, chief.

Aitch said...

"He's already given the Packers a discount once"

They did the Discount Double-check

Meiz said...

Keith is likes to beat a dead horse guy

Meiz said...

"No, it's our assessment of YOUR problem. Try to keep up, chief."

LOL

Your problem.

Meiz said...

I mean, I've got to say, either I've gotten really good at trolling or you guys make it wayyy too easy.

Meiz said...

Shit eating grin Braun avatar only exacerbates the troll.

Aitch said...

Third option. You've become really good at whining about everything, refusing any suggestions to resolve the issue, and then claiming it wasn't a big deal. It's like EP and his "I did that on purpose." We see through it, Meiz, but you're still our boy.

BLUE said...

4th option...just woe about everything going on

Aitch said...

On an unrelated note, I'm a big fan of "I'm gonna delete my Facebook" guy/girl. That's like attention whoring HOF material. My kind of people!

Aitch said...

Blue, I think your kids just hit reset again

Aitch said...

On yet another unrelated note, what is the deal with pro athletes referring to themselves in the 3rd person? Listen to Granderson's interview after he got hurt. WE were feeling good, WE had our mind right, etc. Do athletes officially consider themselves royalty at this point?

Aitch said...

And yet another unrelated note, been hanging with ExFemH a lot lately. Suddenly, bmh is being all friendly and wanting to chill all the time. Fuckin' woman*

Aitch said...

Benjamin

Aitch said...

I'm currently getting paid to sit around and listen to the radio and post on the internet. Some days I like my job

BLUE said...

i'm not sure i get your jest

Jugdish said...

i'm not sure i get your jest



Ha! your problem

/mize

Aitch said...

I wonder if Beth found out she has the HIV or something and is too embarrassed to come around.

Aitch said...

I was just throwing shit against the wall to see if it stuck. I'm not sure I get my jest either

Aitch said...

I'm becoming quite proficient at this whole swype thing.

BLUE said...

"I wonder if Beth found out she has the HIV or something and is too embarrassed to come around."

i was wondering about beth today too. (ns)

been a long time since that bitch has been here

Meiz said...

"Aitch said...

Third option. You've become really good at whining about everything"


Comedic gold.

Aitch said...

This is a Tem-like run here. I'm on fire!

Meiz said...

"I wonder if Beth found out she has the HIV or something and is too embarrassed to come around."

I assumed she got the Zeke Ultimatum

Aitch said...

"Comedic gold"

I've always been good at whining. You are about to overtake me as the best though. It's like the whole Jordan/Lebron thing. When it comes to woe I'm Jordan, but your definitely the young up and comer

BLUE said...

she only commented at work, i figure she's too busy with stuff in her mouth/hands

BLUE said...

aren't you like 5 days older than him

tem said...

She got back with exfembeth and also is jug.

BLUE said...

since jug comments on his phone it makes it tougher to switch back and forth

Meiz said...

One of our drivers is such a dirtball, I refuse to even look at him. I think he takes a shower once a week.

total NS

tem said...

Temdiet sucks.

tem said...

If I eat like a rabbit I should get to fuck like one.

tem said...

Sounds like thats your problem meiz.

Meiz said...

"You are about to overtake me as the best though."

Humor me. How about some citation?

Meiz said...

"Sounds like thats your problem meiz."

It is. I deal with it by not looking at him.

tem said...

That doesnt seem to work

Vice Presidente said...

there is a fire every 10 minutes here today

WFT

BLUE said...

"there is a fire every 10 minutes here today"

probably shouldn't yell that in a tall building

/ 9-11 survivrs

Jugdish said...

I think he takes a shower once a week.


he is waiting to get a case of soap for $2

Vice Presidente said...

"probably shouldn't yell that in a tall building"

was thinking this the other day

on the 38th floor now, out of 47 floors

alot of stairs to walk down in the even.........

neverminds

Aitch said...

"How about some citation"

Let's start with how you were gonna bitch to your landlady cuz your apartment produces too much dust...

Jugdish said...

the landlady is just trolling mize with the dust

Aitch said...

Or that this is the second time in like a week you've whined about making employee sales due to your new hours.

Jugdish said...

unrelated...i watched a few episodes of world's worst tennants yesterday, entertaining stuff

Keef said...

but your definitely the young up and comer



HDH

Keef said...

H getting on mize about how much he woes is awesome.

Vice Presidente said...

St. Louis Rams rookie running back Terrance Ganaway has found a way to spend his time during the NFL offseason: Working the line at Jimmy John's in Waco, Texas. Ganaway explains that he wanted to stay out of trouble and save his money, so he got a job at the sandwich shop. It sounds like he's having a good time, but it's not all fun. As he says, "I'm in the heat of the battle. ... Trying to make sandwiches fast is Jimmy John's policy, so it's kind of stressful."

Keef said...

H & mize are bolth* likes to complain about things but doesn't want to do anything to fix it because they wouldn't have anything to complain about guy

Meiz said...

"Let's start with how you were gonna bitch to your landlady cuz your apartment produces too much dust..."

You just made that up.

ns

Meiz said...

"Or that this is the second time in like a week you've whined about making employee sales due to your new hours."

I don't think you know what whining is.

Keef said...

I don't think you know what whining is.




You know your* talking to H, right?

Meiz said...

Yeah, I want to see how far he'll take this shitshow.

tem said...

sounds like your problem

Meiz said...

Depends on what the definition of like is

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

"One of our drivers is such a dirtball, I refuse to even look at him. I think he takes a shower once a week.total NS"

One of guys just got canned for this. Too many complaints from clients about his personal hygiene

Keef said...

Pizza's here!

Meiz said...

"One of guys just got canned for this. Too many complaints from clients about his personal hygiene"

This dude goes and picks up our fresh produce every day. I can't imagine people don't complain. I know we do, here.

Aitch said...

"H getting on mize about how much he woes is awesome"

At least I admit that I woe.

His woe doesn't annoy me. His denial of said woe, however...

Meiz said...

You misinterpret it, H. You take things a little too seriously. Everybody knows that, I guess though.

Meiz said...

Maybe if I said Awww hamburgers things would be met a little more lightheartedly.

Keef said...

Mize woes, but he calls it "trolling". I don't buy it

Keef said...

Costco pizza is grate*

Aitch said...

"You just made that up.

ns"

Meiz said...

I have the dustiest apartment on earth. I'm convinced.

FEBRUARY 23, 2013 AT 3:39 PM 

Meiz said...

So I'm thinking I need to have a very real talk with my landlord. This shit is unacceptable.

FEBRUARY 23, 2013 AT 3:42 PM 

Meiz said...

Bye

BLUE said...

meiz quits just when the going gets rough

Keef said...

mize has said he's going to talk to his landlord about numerous things.

BLUE said...

here is where H needs to drop a

NEXT


rip zeke

Aitch said...

"You take things a little too seriously. "

I guess, according to you, Keith and I are peas in a pod, then, cuz you say the same about him.

Aitch said...

"Bye"

Checkmate, motherfucker!

Keef said...

that's a big pod


/elevator guy

Aitch said...

"mize has said he's going to talk to his landlord about numerous things."

you made that up... then misinterpreted it.

/Meiz

tem said...

i miss kod.

Aitch said...

the elevator guy jokes never get old. NS.

old dude had me shook.

Aitch said...

was our slapper not up to your standards, Tem?

Keef said...

i miss kod.



this. I bet mize is lost without kod

Aitch said...

Kod nostalgia killed LOV

Vice Presidente said...

"One of guys just got canned for this. Too many complaints from clients about his personal hygiene"

fuckign arabs

Meiz said...

Looks like I walked away at the wrong time

Meiz said...

The dust and land lord comments weren't related. That's my fault. The comment lacked context.

Meiz said...

Complaining to my landlord about dust would be absolutely absurd. I'd never do that.

tem said...

"was our slapper not up to your standards, Tem?"

no it was solid.

the beth talk got me thinking about how tyler and kod rarely post now. i miss tyler and kod.

tem said...

but it seems like tyler has posted more recently than kod has.

Keef said...

tyler is too busy starting his life as a mexican rassler

Meiz said...

I think Kod has diminished his web presence because of his new promotion.

Aitch said...

I don't get <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/21773722/settle-people-bradys-more-smart-than-unselfish-with-new-deal> this </a> article at all. I understand Boston hate and all, but come on.

Meiz said...

Or he's dead. Not sure which one.

Jugdish said...

I don't get this article at all. I understand Boston hate and all, but come on.


fixed

Aitch said...

Fixed link?

Aitch said...

Thanks, Jug!

Aitch said...

linking from a phone still sucks.

Keef said...

Sure. Blame the phone. Don't own your mistake.

Aitch said...

Ha!

Vice Presidente said...

Talde tonight

DET

Aitch said...

What's that?

Keef said...

What's that?



Probably something healthy that taste* like shit so he throws unhealthy stuff all over it to liven it up

Vice Presidente said...

restaurant

if you never seen or watch Top Chef it will mean nothing to you

Meiz said...

There are some biting reviews of Talde, EP. Not that that matters.

Vice Presidente said...

i've eaten there twice, both times excellent

first time hated the table too small but that is part and parcel of the restuarant scene here

2nd time got a booth was great

Vice Presidente said...

the food is phenominal

Vice Presidente said...

the chow fun is redonk

Meiz said...

Yelp for Talde is looking like the old, great when it opened, and then they got lazy and arrogant.

Vice Presidente said...

fuck yelp

bunch of nutless fucks on there

Keef said...

the food is phenominal



I spelled that wrong on purpose. FYI


/LP

Vice Presidente said...

yo niners got a 2nd rounder for smiff #34 overall this year

good and a conditional 2014

Meiz said...

Damn. Yelp musta hurt EP badly. They're the gold standard in p2p reviews.

Vice Presidente said...

andy reid has done it again!

Meiz said...

Niners are going to have 15 draft picks this year, and 5 in the top 90.

Keef said...

Maybe Yelp knows that just because a restaurant is in Caput Mundi doesn't mean that it's great.

Meiz said...

BOOM

Vice Presidente said...

shut up keef

Vice Presidente said...

Seahawks too

those two teams will be heavyweights and seattle is returning 20 or 22 starters

Meiz said...

Your newspaper's review of Talde.

One star. One.

Aitch said...

I'm not a fan of Yelp either. Pretty much any of those types of website. There's no moderation or verification of any sort. I could go on there and say that a restaurant served me hooves and people take it as possible truth.

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