Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Guilty Pleasures

It's Ash Wednesday...do with that what you will

What is everyone's biggest guilty pleasure. YOu know, something that you totally love but are embarrased by if your boys found out. Like Meiz with country music, or keith with his friends obsession. Mine is Taylor Swift, for whatever reason that girl makes songs I enjoy and they get stuck in my head. Doesn't hurt that she's turned into a bone-able version of herself. Am I always going to find girls in their young 20's attactive?

Young 20's club:

Kate Upton
Jennifer Lawrence
Taylor Swift
Selena Gomez


Yes, i left Miley Cyrus off the list on purpose..fucking trailer trash

STate of the Union was on last night...old Barry asked for a lot of bills to be sent his way...how about one that puts more bills in my pocket, like creating a payroll tax holiday.

I'm tired of all the Lebron talk. So he's shooting over 60% from the floor and scoring 30pts each of the last 6 games...I can't believe that's even a statistic. I heard Mike and Mike talking this morning about if LBJ is getting into the Jordan stratosphere, and started comparing statistics. Fuck that. With the rules changes, if MJ was playing in today's league he'd average 40/game...easy. Maybe i'm biased and old school, but Lebron doesn't even come close to MJ.

Still one of the greatest commercials ever




I like to think they're talking about me in the commercial

/jug

162 comments:

Jugdish said...

I like to think they're talking about me in the commercial

/jug


and /aitch

Jugdish said...

MJ vs LJ

always funny

Jugdish said...

it appears the son is on a different path than the father

BLUE said...

conner is a shitty name

BLUE said...

unless it's John Connor

Jugdish said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

im dying

Jugdish said...

what's wrong with Lp?

Vice Presidente said...

been sick for like a month on and off, dr yesterday told me i had subclinical asthma which is very close to what chronic bronchitis is

which sucks ass

i blame osama bin laden, i was a picture of health before 9/11 before i got doused in people/building particles

Vice Presidente said...

MJ all day

Vice Presidente said...

no guilty pleasure i know off*

Vice Presidente said...

and my son keeps me up, like every two hours he wakes up, dr said he has sleep apnea and they want to remove his tonsils

could be worse i guess

Vice Presidente said...

could be pancreatic cancer

/blue

Keef said...

You take about 25,000 breaths every day.

Meiz said...

"no guilty pleasure i know off*"

Haaaaaahahahaha. Bull shit. You're crazy for porn and your wife likely has no idea. That's a guilty pleasure.

Vice Presidente said...

ok so porn

Keef said...

lp is the exception to every rule

tem said...

porn is good one.

tem said...

grease 2 is mine.

tem said...

but i am not embarrassed by it. it if what it if*

Meiz said...

Yeah, I'm not embarrassed about liking a handful of country songs.

Vice Presidente said...

i aint embarrassed either thats why i didnt say porn

Keef said...

I pump up the volume when that never ever ever getting back together song comes on. I think all her other songs are garbage, I don't know what it is about that 1 song that I like

Keef said...

cmk called me gay when I turned it up last week when that song came on

tem said...

that is insensitive of her

BLUE said...

i like that trouble song

tem said...

the old Travis Tritt one?

Jugdish said...

the old Travis Tritt one?


wade bowen

Keef said...

the old Travis Tritt one?



T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Jugdish said...

seems there are a lot of trouble songs out there

Meiz said...

"i aint embarrassed either thats why i didnt say porn"

cmlp would freak out if she discovered your extensive knowledge of porn and porn stars though.

Keef said...

One of my guilty pleasures is watching that Jessie show on Disney. I blame it on bgas

Keef said...

And Good Luck Charlie

Meiz said...

Evidently, Kokomo qualifies for being played on the local oldies station now.

tem said...

Is Good Luck Charlie about Charlie Brown?

Jugdish said...

are those cartoons?

Keef said...

no

Keef said...

Evidently, Kokomo qualifies for being played on the local oldies station now.


The oldies station here plays 80s songs a lot

Keef said...

Is Good Luck Charlie about Charlie Brown?



You're an admitted Nick watcher, so I'm kinda SAS you don't know what GLC is

tem said...

i don't watch Nick, except maybe Spongebob about once a month.

i watch Cartoon Network and HUB though.

Meiz said...

"The oldies station here plays 80s songs a lot"

That's fucked up. I'm not ready to accept that.

And what ever happened to the oldies stations playing tunes from LP's era?

tem said...

so that cop from LA got burned in a cabin?

Keef said...

And what ever happened to the oldies stations playing tunes from LP's era?



Seems like the main oldies station here plays songs from the 50s to 80s

Keef said...

so that cop from LA got burned in a cabin?



Serious?

Meiz said...

I let some kid get me drunk riled up about employer/employee wage rates last night. Didn't take him out back though. Couldn't do that on my cousin's FB timeline.

tem said...

"Serious?"

yeah, he had a shootout and they burnt it down.

they found a charred body with his license and some personal stuff...

maybe it wasn't him.....

Meiz said...

"so that cop from LA got burned in a cabin?"

Maybe, maybe not. I'm rooting for not. I want to believe he's the ultimate weapon.

Keef said...

yeah, he had a shootout and they burnt it down.



Interesting

tem said...

"I let some kid get me drunk riled up about employer/employee wage rates last night."

how so?

Keef said...

they found a charred body


All charred bodies look the same

Meiz said...

Oh, tem. Your reader didn't pick up the inflection in Keith's comment.

Meiz said...

"how so?"

Kid was trying to say minimum wage is a perfectly livable rate of pay.

Jugdish said...

interesting read on gun control

tem said...

"Oh, tem. Your reader didn't pick up the inflection in Keith's comment."

he knows to label things with an S

Jugdish said...

i gave up social media (outside of this blog) for lent. deleted facebook, twitter, and words with friends from my phone

Keef said...

Kid was trying to say minimum wage is a perfectly livable rate of pay.



The old mize could live comfortably on minimum wage

Keef said...

i gave up social media (outside of this blog) for lent. deleted facebook, twitter, and words with friends from my phone



quitter

Jugdish said...

The old mize could live comfortably on minimum wage



ha

Keef said...

he knows to label things with an S



Sometimes it's fun letting yous guys guess

tem said...

"Oh, tem. Your reader didn't pick up the inflection in Keith's comment."

he knows to label things with an S

Meiz said...

You didn't delete facebook. You just deactivated your account for a while.

Jugdish said...

quitter


i think ill miss my friend's 6 month old daughter's posts about sitting with her mom while her mom drinks her morning coffee and avoids facebook posts the most


s

tem said...

"Kid was trying to say minimum wage is a perfectly livable rate of pay."

did he show his math work?

Jugdish said...

You didn't delete facebook. You just deactivated your account for a while.



no, my account is still active. it deleted it from my phone though

Meiz said...

"did he show his math work?"

Of course not. I did though.

Jugdish said...

i tried to delete it from the interwebs, but it didn't work


s

tem said...

did your math include eleventy one and threeve?

Keef said...

My grandpa use* to say eleventy seven

Jugdish said...

i need a weekend road trip soon

Meiz said...

"did your math include eleventy one and threeve?"

I wish

Jugdish said...

rick fox?

Keef said...

mize's bathroom

Keef said...

i need a weekend road trip soon




no

/cmjug

Jugdish said...

she would be going with me

Keef said...

she got that shit on lockdown

Jugdish said...

im going out of town for an overnight trip in april without her

Keef said...

that's what you think


/cmjug

Jugdish said...

that's what you think


/cmjug

^^^

/cmlp

Keef said...

ha

Aitch said...

This year I'm keeping my streak of not giving anything up for lent alive.

Keef said...

nice

Meiz said...

Yeah, even when I had to go to church, I never gave anything up.

Keef said...

csil's fb timeline is redonk

Meiz said...

I bet

Meiz said...

How long until the divorce? Do they even make it to the wedding? I'll put my bet on a temgagement.

Keef said...

there are lots of OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG and AHHHHH-MAZING and CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VEGAS BACHELORETTE PARTY!!!! comments

Keef said...

How long until the divorce? Do they even make it to the wedding? I'll put my bet on a temgagement.



NY Guy axed me this morning how many years I'll give it. As much as I want to put a # on it, that's bad karma, I'm not gonna do it.

Meiz said...

Heheheh

Keef said...

I'll put my bet on a temgagement.



Yeah her weekend in Vegas could be the dealbreaker

Jugdish said...

Ted Vagina

Jugdish said...

dude

Meiz said...

FUCK. I just date stamped a shitload of paperwork with tomorrow's date.

Keef said...

FUCK. I just date stamped a shitload of paperwork with tomorrow's date.



done

Keef said...

it was a great 2 1/2 years

Meiz said...

Nobody will care. Nobody ever cares.

Meiz said...

discountmags.com has a ton of subscriptions on sale for under $5 today & tomorrow.

Keef said...

Every magazine subscription we get, the magazine comes in the mail and it sits on the counter for about 6 weeks and I end up throwing it away

Meiz said...

Bummer. You guys should poop more.

tem said...

girls don't poop

Keef said...

I take the ipad to the shitter

tem said...

don't you own like 3 of them?

Jugdish said...

shitters?

Keef said...

yes we have 3 shitters

Keef said...

some lady just emailed me photos of her vehicle damage. One of the pics shows the back license plate. The frame around the plate says "$MONEY$MAKE$" on the top and "ME CUM" on the bottom. Awesome.

Jugdish said...

is beth OK?

Keef said...

you tell me

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

it appears the daughter is on the same path as the father

Keef said...

did everyone play ncaa yet?

Meiz said...

God no

Meiz said...

I was busy scolding a 19 year old kid on facebook last night. No time for fooyball.

tem said...

no

Keef said...

Cain Velasquez will defend his UFC heavyweight title against Antonio Silva in the main event of UFC 160, while Alistair Overeem will take on Junior dos Santos in the May 25 co-headliner from MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.

Meiz said...

PS4 gonna be $430 when it comes out

tem said...

JDS rolls. Cain rolls.

tem said...

yawn, wake me when x-box 720 hits.

Keef said...

JDS rolls. Cain rolls.



Yeah. Woulda made more sense to have Cain/JDS III

Keef said...

PS4 gonna be $430 when it comes out



I'll probably get that

/LP

Jugdish said...

black widow

Keef said...

27/60

tem said...

i don't want to see immediate rematches.

tem said...

at least not when the fight was one sided.

cain/jds 1 and 2 were both very one sided. that tells me an immediate rematch is not what i want to see.

even if they were one sided in different directions.

tem said...

but someday cain/jds 3 will happen. probably next title fight after they both roll.

tem said...

"27/60"

60/60

/lp

tem said...

31 / 60


and i have no idea what the answer is for the question that i ended on.

Keef said...

I ended on the thunder question

tem said...

i knew that one

tem said...

the next one is what is the largest landlocked country.

i dunno.

i could look it up, but i don't want to.

Keef said...

the next one is what is the largest landlocked country.



C'mon bro

/LP

tem said...

all i know is that is has a lot of letters

tem said...

and probably ends in 'stan.'

Jugdish said...

temistan

tem said...

not enough letters

Keef said...

Pakistem

Jugdish said...

tembethistan

Keef said...

afghanistem

Keef said...

i found the answer. It's where Borat is from

Keef said...

kazakhstem

Jugdish said...

keefministem

Keef said...

^^^

/jug

Jugdish said...

i live in cmlpstan

/Lp

Keef said...

He's the VP

tem said...

this la cop guy looks like a fat ll cool j

Keef said...

racist

Jugdish said...

this la cop guy looks like a fat ll cool j



really tem?!?!

/mize

Meiz said...

"this la cop guy looks like a fat ll cool j"

Yes. Yes he does.

Meiz said...

I'm still rooting for Chris Dorner to be alive.

tem said...

see meiz knows

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

P90X plyo...ouch

Meiz said...

Really happy with Frabill's customer service. It's as good as I've read.

Kev, I know you go fishing a few times a year, I highly recommend Frabill equipment. Supreme customer service. Replaced my broken bucket lid for free with no receipt.

Keef said...

Nerve heard of Frabill

Meiz said...

Badgers are ready

Meiz said...

"Nerve heard of Frabill"

They might not have anything you use. Just putting my rec out there.

Keef said...

Cool thanks

Keef said...

I'll have to look and see what they sell

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee athlete who became famous as the 'Blade Runner' when he competed in the 2012 Olympic Games, has been charged with the murder of his girlfriend after model Reeva Steenkamp was shot inside his South African home.

Jugdish said...

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