Friday, February 08, 2013

Good morning

Hey there snowstorm. 

Potato is my favorite vegetable and it's all because of french fries.

You have to admire vanilla ice cream for it's simplicity.

Grade A Maple syrup.  Anything less would be uncivilized.

I like brick.

The smell of metal being welded is where it's at.

Hungarian food.  Never really had.

If Iran does get a nuclear weapon, AHIK, Israel is dead.  So they say.

I think when I'm 45 I will buy season tickets to the Knickerbockers.  In one of those fancy suites.

If you could buy something ridiculous like, let's say a private plane but it's the only thing you could buy, it's like the genie will only grant one major fucking purchase.  Would it be a mansion?  A G6 (it would be staffed at all times whenever you need it).  A tank?  A company?  An idea?  A franchise?  A patent?  A boat?  A zoo?

I can look this up but when they yell timber they literally mean timber is falling right?

I'm glad I don't have a dog.

Munchkins.  The donut hole kind.  Brilliant.

What's the story with balloons?  Like who started that fad.

Sometimes I wish I was living my life in the 1950's.  Life seemed so much simpler then.  This world we live in now, it's insane.

Did you ever want to be dangerously close to an explosion to feel it, like when they run away from it in the movies?



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Jugdish said...

Sometimes I wish I was living my life in the 1950's. Life seemed so much simpler then.


I'll tell you about it someday

/Tp

Jugdish said...

Hey there snowstorm.


get gas

Jugdish said...

good post

Jugdish said...

I'm glad I don't have a dog.



we have an awesome dog

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't want a dog if i lived in the city

Jugdish said...

I like brick.



tamland?

Jugdish said...

cm punk has nothing on this guy

Jugdish said...

What's the story with balloons? Like who started that fad.


best balloon scene

Jugdish said...

I can look this up but when they yell timber they literally mean timber is falling right?



its "tember!".

/tem

tem said...

I am not shocked that LP would want to live in the 50s

tem said...

Wishing for a company seems like cheating. Youd be able to buy the plane and mansion and all that stuff.

tem said...

Assuming it was one rich person thing I'd want the private plane

tem said...

Assuming it was one rich person thing I'd want the private plane

tem said...

And yes they yell tember when the tree is coming down.

tem said...

Timber would be good to say during sex.

Jugdish said...

If you could buy something ridiculous like, let's say a private plane but it's the only thing you could buy, it's like the genie will only grant one major fucking purchase.


if you asked me this everyday, i might have a different answer everyday. today i think its a condo in steamboat, CO.

i would like to have my house paid off too.

Jugdish said...

NYC parents

Jugdish said...

Iverson's home

Aitch said...

" If you could buy something ridiculous like, let's say a private plane but it's the only thing you could buy, it's like the genie will only grant one major fucking purchase. Would it be a mansion? A G6 (it would be staffed at all times whenever you need it). A tank? A company? An idea? A franchise? A patent? A boat? A zoo?"

Your soul

Aitch said...

No, but seriously, I would buy Apple. Then I could afford to buy anything else I could ever want.

Aitch said...

Tem knows

Vice Presidente said...

"get gas"

ha, cmep said the same thing
i refused, that was a once in a 25 year type event

im certain of that

Vice Presidente said...

"I like brick."

no actual brick

Vice Presidente said...

i wouldn't want a dog if i lived in the city

word

Vice Presidente said...

"today i think its a condo in steamboat, CO"

simple guy

i was thinking more of the lines of like a small country

Vice Presidente said...

"No, but seriously, I would buy Apple. Then I could afford to buy anything else I could ever want."

you can do that now idiot

Vice Presidente said...

"I am not shocked that LP would want to live in the 50s"

you come home, wife has the kids cleaned up looking sharp, dinner is on the table, good ol' american beef, ice cold beer, milk on the porch, simpelton problems

american engineering, old world morals

Vice Presidente said...

no one is catfish'ng your ass or stealing your identity

unprotected sex still rules

Vice Presidente said...

UK SHOCK: Beef Lasagne Meals '100% Horsemeat'...

Vice Presidente said...

Curt Schilling is such a shit bag

BLUE said...

"unprotected sex still rules"

i have unprotected sex now

Vice Presidente said...

not with different woman you dont

BLUE said...

"not with different woman you dont"

i don't have sex with different woman

tem said...

in the 50s you would apparently.

tem said...

50s cons:


no internet
no internet porn
no high def television
no ESPN
NFL does not rule yet
vietnam in a few years = draft
only 4 channels on TV

Vice Presidente said...

no internet - imagination
no internet porn - see above, wife
no high def television - honeymmoners
no ESPN - see above
NFL does not rule yet - baseball does
vietnam in a few years = draft - too old
only 4 channels on TV - newspapers

tem said...

50s pros:


Tjokes could start off on right foot
could invent internet before Gore
at 5'9.5" could play center in NBA
could buy GE stock pretty early
could invent rap music

tem said...

50s cons:

life expectancy about 10 years less than it is now.

Keef said...

A dairy cow produces about 100,000 glasses of milk in its lifetime.

Meiz said...

"i refused, that was a once in a 25 year type event"

Oh boy. Ya know these ya-huge winter storms you guys have gotten over there in recent history? Yeah.

Keef said...

Who were the last 25-game winners in each league?

BLUE said...

most NBA teams win over 25 games


No NFL teams win over 25 games

tem said...

nobodu won 25 games. the regular season is only 16 games. even with playoffs you are only playing 19 or 20 games.

BLUE said...

every baseball team is over 25 games

tem said...

sumbitch blue

BLUE said...

i'm not sure about the MLS, so you've got me there

Keef said...

oh you guys

Meiz said...

3 of my 4 goddamn car doors were frozen shut this morning. My neighbor was parked next to me and had zero problems.

Meiz said...

And of course it happens on a morning where I have extra shit to pack into the car to go up north.

Meiz said...

I'm done bitching about it now.

tem said...

"3 of my 4 goddamn car doors were frozen shut this morning"

you have bad seals on the doors.

Meiz said...

Gaylord Perry

Meiz said...

"you have bad seals on the doors."

If you say so

Keef said...

Gaylord Perry



no

BLUE said...

verlander is one

Keef said...

No

tem said...

"If you say so"

i do say so.

BLUE said...

dwight gooden

Keef said...

No

Jugdish said...

Eddie Harris?

Meiz said...

Tem has me shook on this door seals business and I'm not seeing anything for the Aveo5 on autopartswarehouse.com

Meiz said...

Tom Seaver
Bob Gibson
Sandy Koufax
Steve Carlton
David Cone
Walter Johnson

tem said...

just put vaseline on the door seals.

Meiz said...

Grag Maddux
Steve Avery
John Smoltz
Mike Hampton
Dice-K
Josh Beckett
CC Sabathia

tem said...

it is the rubber seals/whatever that freezes so just lube them up with some vaseline. it should do the trick.

tem said...

you can also just spray them with WD-40 i think.

Meiz said...

"just put vaseline on the door seals."

But then I'll get vaseline on my car. Is this some old country Wava wizardry?

By the by, I totally trust you on this.

Jugdish said...

using vaseline has him shook now

tem said...

before they freeze for both of those things.

tem said...

just on the rubber seals where the door shuts. if you get vaseline all over the car you are using too much vaseline.

Meiz said...

Both of those are water repellants, so it makes cants

Keef said...

Tom Seaver
Bob Gibson
Sandy Koufax
Steve Carlton
David Cone
Walter Johnson



You have 1 right

tem said...

they make a silicon spray too, but that costs more.

Keef said...

Grag Maddux
Steve Avery
John Smoltz
Mike Hampton
Dice-K
Josh Beckett
CC Sabathia



Uh no

BLUE said...

bob welch won 27 games, does that count?

Keef said...

I'm SAS that noone has said the AL guy

tem said...

rick vaughn?

BLUE said...

"if you get vaseline all over the car you are using too much vaseline."

then you never have to wash your car

tem said...

pedro

BLUE said...

"I'm SAS that noone has said the AL guy"

el padrino

Keef said...

bob welch won 27 games, does that count?



Yes.

Keef said...

"I'm SAS that noone has said the AL guy"



blue got it

Meiz said...

AL baseball sucks

Jugdish said...

AL baseball sucks



silly talk

tem said...

apparently you can use oil based cooking sprays too.

spray some PAM on that shit i guess.

tem said...



wiki how

BLUE said...

what about butter? does butter work?

Jugdish said...

i can't believe its not butter?

tem said...

intrawebs says silicone spray > wd-40 > vaseline.

Meiz said...

How about Liquid Wrench?

Vice Presidente said...

exaclty how people react

when snow is coming, non NYC resident folk (NJ, SI, Lawng Island)

Keef said...

mize doesn't have wd40?

Meiz said...

"when snow is coming, non NYC resident folk (NJ, SI, Lawng Island)"

That's how Mequon is. If there's a storm coming, the shelves at Piggly Wiggly and Sendiks are bare ass naked.

Meiz said...

"mize doesn't have wd40?"

Of course I do. Unlike my father, I wouldn't be caught dead without WD40. I have 3 cans.

Vice Presidente said...

"LinkedIn shares surge after blowout Q4. LinkedIn's (LNKD) stock price soared 9% premarket after Q4 earnings slayed expectations, with EPS coming in at $0.35, sales rocketing 81% to $303.6M, and net profit jumping 60% to $11.5M. Growth continued at a blistering pace across the company's businesses, with revenue from Talent Solutions (jobs) rising 90%, Marketing Solutions (ads) 68% and Subscriptions 79%. It's no wonder that CEO Jeff Weiner called Q4 a transformative one."

WOW

just fucking Facebook in the assssssss

BLUE said...

"non NYC resident folk (NJ, SI, Lawng Island)"

I thought long island was part of NYC.

and you live on LI

Vice Presidente said...

stop it

Keef said...

BK is on LI

Meiz said...

One of my favorite things about EP is the whole "New Yorkers are like this, but not me" thing.

BLUE said...

"just fucking Facebook in the assssssss"

yeah, that net profit of $11mm is awesome (s)

Keef said...

One of my favorite things about EP is the whole "New Yorkers are like this, but not me" thing.




this all day

Meiz said...

IE: the not gassing up before Sandy thing.

Vice Presidente said...

"One of my favorite things about EP is the whole "New Yorkers are like this, but not me" thing.




this all day"

i'm not queer, democrat, hipster, yuppie, or rude

Vice Presidente said...

"yeah, that net profit of $11mm is awesome (s)"

growth man, they have a revenue stream that wont go away

Meiz said...

"yuppie"

ORLY?

O_o

Vice Presidente said...

"i'm not queer, democrat, hipster, yuppie, or rude"

i'm everything else

sorry if my confidence is oft-putting

Vice Presidente said...

ORLY?

O_o


dont know what this means

if im yuppie then shit the yuppies here must be super yuppie than i know what yuppie is

last i checked i dont live on the upper east side

Vice Presidente said...

last i checked i dont buy organic, eat granola for lunch or make sure i eat sustainable cod

Jugdish said...

a yuppie trapped in a suit

Meiz said...

"sorry if my confidence is oft-putting"


BRAVO

Keef said...

sorry if my confidence is oft-putting




awesome

Keef said...

Whatta think about oft-shore drilling?

Keef said...

I don't know if LP knows what yuppie means

Jugdish said...

yuppie - a young upwardly mobile professional individual; a well-paid middle-class professional who works in a city and has a luxurious life style


that's Lp!

Vice Presidente said...

educate me

Vice Presidente said...

"luxurious life style"


hahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah my life is real luxurious

man good one jug

Keef said...

Yuppies are mocked for their conspicuous personal consumption and hunger for social status among their peers


check

Keef said...

a young college-educated adult who is employed in a well-paying profession and who lives and works in or near a large city




Oooh, 1 step back

Keef said...

LP
my bossman wants to know of some good $10-$20 price range investments

Jugdish said...

LinkedIn


/lp

Meiz said...

"my bossman wants to know of some good $10-$20 price range investments"

Awesome. So do I.

Keef said...

LinkedIn is like $100+

BLUE said...

YAHOO!!!

BLUE said...

linked in is up $25 today

BLUE said...

groupon is a good one

I think once they figure out how to turn a profit, they'll skyrocket

Vice Presidente said...

"LP
my bossman wants to know of some good $10-$20 price range investments"

need some time

Vice Presidente said...

i'm assuming long term

Vice Presidente said...

"Yuppies are mocked for their conspicuous personal consumption and hunger for social status among their peers"

so i'm a rich Aitch?

s

Meiz said...

Who do I tell to sign me up for 10 shares of this Groupon? $5.45 is a bargain.

Meiz said...

I wonder if Tyler remembered his flowers this year

Keef said...

i'm assuming long term



si

BLUE said...

"Who do I tell to sign me up for 10 shares of this Groupon? $5.45 is a bargain."

open an e-trade account

Keef said...

I think once they figure out how to turn a profit, they'll skyrocket



AHOTFOIK

Vice Presidente said...

crazy talk groupon will get killed at some point by competitors

best bet is someone buys them

Vice Presidente said...

i'm on the opposite side of the room on groupon

and the CEO is a complete douche
i think shareholders tried to vote him out 3 times already the company hates him

Vice Presidente said...

when we talk long term, my list on techs is low, becuase you dont want to bet on innovation

you want long term you bet on goods and services that are tried and true

stock picking is not hard, discipline is hard

Keef said...

LMC

Vice Presidente said...

meiz your own company stock you should inquire about a program

Sysco is a good investment

Vice Presidente said...

short term stock picking is hard
day trading is hard

long term is piece of cake

Meiz said...

"meiz your own company stock you should inquire about a program"


We get a 15% discount

Jugdish said...

lp...are you gonna make a suite snow fort this weekend?

Vice Presidente said...

"lp...are you gonna make a suite snow fort this weekend?"

me and bgep will def build something

fun fact: El P doesnt have gloves

Keef said...

OMG!

Vice Presidente said...

10-20 is hard

i've pulled up 30 symbols/companies that i like only one was in that range and that one i'm still on the fence about recommending

(FTR) $4.56

Vice Presidente said...

OMG!

bethca yuppies have gloves

Vice Presidente said...

not for the record, that is the symbol

Frontier Communications

Vice Presidente said...

aja i lost my pair which were suite snowboarding gloves

Keef said...

how are snowboarding gloves different than regular gloves?

ns

Keef said...

(FTR) $4.56



Thanks

Vice Presidente said...

how are snowboarding gloves different than regular gloves?

ns

bulkier, warmer, wrist strap

Vice Presidente said...

(FTR) $4.56



Thanks


speculative

Meiz said...

Poor folks food is on super duper sale at the local grocery stores this week. Banquet meals and Progresso soups are 89-99 cents. SCORE.

Vice Presidente said...

you will have Gout by your 35th birthday

Meiz said...

My bombsauce gloves have to be retired soon. I've had them since highschool and they were pristine until I grazed one of the blades on my auger. Needless to say, I now have duct tape on the right index finger of my glove.

Meiz said...

"you will have Gout by your 35th birthday"

For eating soup? Okay.

Vice Presidente said...

one can of soup is like double what your daily intake of sodium should be

Vice Presidente said...

at least buy low sodium soup

Meiz said...

"one can of soup is like double what your daily intake of sodium should be"

A) No it's not

B) I don't care

tem said...

is FTR el pad's can't miss stock pick?

Meiz said...

Low sodium soup doesn't go on sale. I don't pay full price for food, you yuppie.

tem said...

soup is very sodiumy. just drink lots of water to offset that.

Keef said...

I don't pay full price for food, you yuppie.




Yup

Vice Presidente said...

neither do i

BLUE said...

groupon won't see their market erode.

That's the problem, they already have like a bajillion subscribers

I still don't understand how that company doesn't rake in profit, there's no overhead.

give me that business and i'll turn it into a billion dollar profit masheen.

Vice Presidente said...

"is FTR el pad's can't miss stock pick?"

no it can miss, the short interest is very high

although that could be a good thing short term

Vice Presidente said...

"give me that business and i'll turn it into a billion dollar profit masheen."


at $5.45 a share I'm guessing you can buy enough shares to control ownership

bluerich

BLUE said...

sodium doesn't increase the likelihood of gout.

gout is caused by uric acid.

Vice Presidente said...

"groupon won't see their market erode."

google
amazon

both do what they do, once they get serious about it, lights out

amazon has bankrupted/bought out so many different companies over the past 5 years it's unreal

they just undercut you and make a better deal because they can

Vice Presidente said...

"sodium doesn't increase the likelihood of gout."

just picked a random medical condition

dr blue

BLUE said...

uric acid increases are linked to purines

Foods and drinks containing large amounts of purines include anchovies, liver and other organ meats, herring, game meats, dried beans and peas, gravy, mackerel, beer and wine

BLUE said...

"just picked a random medical condition"

oh it's not random, it's fucking painful...i have gout flareups and their the worst pain i've ever experienced, times 10

BLUE said...

they're

Meiz said...

Our foreclosed upon cabin neighbor lost his leg from the knee down to the Gout

Vice Presidente said...

alls i know is every puerto rican i know has it and they eat salt and fry everything

tem said...

"Our foreclosed upon cabin neighbor lost his leg from the knee down to the Gout"

so Gout means pool?

tem said...

fucking gout

Jugdish said...

so Gout means pool?


in spanish, yes

tem said...

si

Meiz said...

Yes! Inhalers come today. having crazy Rick check my mail before he meets me out here to go up north. I'll be able to breathe!

tem said...

breathing is good for you

Vice Presidente said...

breathing gives you pancreatic cancer

/blue

Keef said...

Grammy's this weekend

Vice Presidente said...

running diary

suite

Vice Presidente said...

"Grammy's this weekend"

aka the shittiest concert ever

Keef said...

I'll do a runny diary

Jugdish said...

still maintaining the unscrollable Inbox...suite


working this weekend...unsuite

Jugdish said...

I'll do a runny diary



i wonder what you'll say about the country acts


s

Keef said...

Super Bowl blackout due to electrical device



Thanks

Keef said...

Darnell Dockett gonna kill Chris Rix

Meiz said...

Get a fair amount of wine in cmk to turn up the snarky joes

Meiz said...

*jokes

Keef said...

Get a fair amount of wine in cmk to turn up the snarky joes



ha

Meiz said...

FUCK. cmk is pregnant. get somebody over there & get 'em drunk for the Grammys

Keef said...

But I don't want to have a csil born in a few months

Keef said...

spiff
Is it cool if I post the diary en Lunes?

Vice Presidente said...

"Super Bowl blackout due to electrical device"

apology accepted

/Beyonce

Vice Presidente said...

George Visger won a Super Bowl ring. He also suffered brain injuries that forever altered his life. Was it worth it? The former 49ers defensive lineman says no.

who cares

Keef said...

who cares died

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

bold

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