Monday, February 25, 2013

GIF Heavy

Fuck Yo Phones:

Academy Awards Recap:

Team Portman baby!

Alright, alright, here's some J-Law sexiness for you:

This guy will never be a fan though:

He has a ton of pics with celebrities, must have gotten snubbed by her.

Life Savers Valentine's Mix is the best - Individually wrapped pineapple, cherry, and fruit punch:

Going through my 2 bags pretty quickly, should of* bought more.

Kobe heard you Mark Cuban:
First game after comments, Friday: 15/23 40-7-4
Yesterday against Mavs: 13/21 38-12-7 then...


Thanks Cuban!
Dirk after game - "They should have listened to Cuban and amnestied him this morning."

Granderson's broke his arm in his first at bat of Spring training, out until May, O:FNY:

Our(1/2 of us or so) girl EA got trolled by Fiddy:

Josh Brolin, you done fucked up:

So happy Koscheck got fucked up, look at his head bounce off the mat, beautiful:
Hope he gets cut like his boy Fitch


Dem tits

Bonus: Dat Minka

Dat Ass

Hilarity:
So good, just hits that spot, had me in tears.

Suite animal GIFs:



WFT is this shit

212 comments:

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Vice Presidente said...

spiff is back

Vice Presidente said...

man politicians love hookers

Vice Presidente said...

what a herb that guy who crushed jlaw on facebook

get a life

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Erse fishing pretty much right across the street yesterday was pretty cool.

Meiz said...

Oscars were a solid A- last night. Really good show. Good hilarity, too.

Keef said...

So happy Koscheck got fucked up, look at his head bounce off the mat, beautiful


^^^^^^

Keef said...

Macfarlane looks too much like Peter Brady

Meiz said...

Macfarlane was excellent. I'd like to see him host something where he gets a longer leash.

Keef said...

Breer's/Reds today

Keef said...

Macfarlane was excellent.


meh

Keef said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

nicholson looked insane as usual

Vice Presidente said...

why are the Lions letting Suh free dive from 3 stories up on some whack ass reality show?

Vice Presidente said...

how many football players said no to Dancing with the stars before they asked Jacoby Jones?

Vice Presidente said...

man DD Lewis got 3 motherfucking Oscars on his mantle

Jordanesque

Keef said...

3 is half of 6

Vice Presidente said...

really?

Keef said...

not sure if you knew

Ben said...

ok, shaqesque

Keef said...

ha

Meiz said...

"meh"

We've already established that you have a terrible sense of humor, and don't like fun(not the band).

Meiz said...

This is the cartoon guy. This already sucks.

/Keith's predetermination

Vice Presidente said...

wasnt even thinking championships
was using jordanesque to be like greatness

Keef said...

/Keith's predetermination



Honestly, it wasn't even that. I just think a lot of it was forced. He had some funny comments. The one about JWB getting into Lincoln's head was pretty good. But a lot of it just seemed forced.

Vice Presidente said...

guy who invented the long island iced tea is named Bill Butt

Keef said...

We've already established that you have a terrible sense of humor



We have, huh?

Meiz said...

It's the Oscars. Stuffiest awards show on earth.

Meiz said...

"We have, huh?"

Common knowledge.

Vice Presidente said...

everyone says A Smith to Cheifs is already done

Vice Presidente said...

"Sources: Thunder working to re-sign vet Fisher"

just die already Fish

Keef said...

everyone says A Smith to Cheifs is already done



Can't believe anything you hear from NFL this time of year

Keef said...

Cards are saying they are looking at Barkley. NFW

Meiz said...

Hilarious. Barkley wouldn't even throw for any scouts & GMs.

Vice Presidente said...

rehabbing, will throw at his pro day

Meiz said...

Stupid Packers are going to land a stud in the 1st round this year, and I know it. Meanwhile, the Lions will fuck their pick up.

Vice Presidente said...

Lions will take Millner

Ben said...

broncos are going to end up with T'eo and he's going to suck

Meiz said...

I don't know who the fuck that is.

Ben said...

broncos wanted Tayvon Austin from WaVa and were keeping kind of quite about it.

Then he blew up at the combine and he'll probably go in the top 15 now.

Vice Presidente said...

#1 top rated corner from Alabama

Vice Presidente said...

"Tayvon Austin from WaVa "

that boy quick
jeazaloo

Keef said...

broncos are going to end up with T'eo and he's going to suck



I bet he sucks a lot

Meiz said...

Packers are gonna end up with either Lacy or the ACL kid from South Cackalack. IRRegardless, he'll be a great pick.

Meiz said...

"I bet he sucks a lot"

Of wieners!

Keef said...

Of wieners!



exactly what I meant

Ben said...

lattimore probably won't go until the 2nd or 3rd round.

was hoping the broncos hop in and steal him

Keef said...

I think I have a bet w/ tem that Te'o will go in the top 15

Meiz said...

"lattimore probably won't go until the 2nd or 3rd round.

was hoping the broncos hop in and steal him"

I swear to you, if the goddamn Packers don't get Lacy, they will land Lattimore, he'll be back for the start of the season, and will rush for 1400 yards. Fuck the Packers.

Meiz said...

I spent like $9 on food yesterday because I was lazy. Definitely can't go buying anymore food for the week.

Keef said...

can't wait for LP's response to that

Keef said...

Portillo's opens here tomorrow.

CAN'T WAIT!

Keef said...

Tomorrow is my anniversary. Gonna stop and pick up some Portillo's on the way home

Keef said...

ROMANCE!

Vice Presidente said...

the way meiz goes out of his way to hate the Packers seems phony to me

Meiz said...

FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING PACKERS

I hate the Packers way more than I like the Lions. You grew up rooting for a team, I grew up rooting against a team. Fuck 'em.

Meiz said...

Now, I might like some of their players, but I hope they lose every fucking game they play in.

Rodgers, Raji, Tramon, DD, Jennings, Jermichael, and whatever, but fuck the uniform they wear.

Vice Presidente said...

"I spent like $9 on food yesterday because I was lazy. Definitely can't go buying anymore food for the week."

man your life sucks

Meiz said...

And hearing shit like "The Packer way" or he's not "Packer People" makes me fucking sick. It's own little way of using the term "character issues". So, whatever. Fuck the Packers.

Vice Presidente said...

"I spent like $9 on food yesterday because I was lazy. Definitely can't go buying anymore food for the week."

went out sat night to a steakhouse
the bill would give you multiple strokes

Meiz said...

Why? I didn't have to pay for it.

Vice Presidente said...

because that's who you are

Vice Presidente said...

you've hemmed and hawed over the spending of myself and others on here before

Meiz said...

I don't care, I just think it's silly.

Vice Presidente said...

so you do care

got it

Keef said...

went out sat night to a steakhouse



Yo tambien. But we had a gift card that paid for most of it.

Vice Presidente said...

nice

Meiz said...

Okay, so I guess you wanted to bicker today. I'll play along.



No, I don't. But don't talk about how you can't buy a house when you come on here and we know you're the one out here in these streets eating $150 meals and paying god knows what to have somebody wash your clothes for you.


How was that? Right up your alley?


Jugdish said...

But we had a gift card that paid for most of it.


Same here...well Amex

\lp

Keef said...

LP makes a lot of money. But he spends a lot of money, too


/Ewing

Keef said...

Same here...well Amex

\lp





ha!

Vice Presidente said...

"But don't talk about how you can't buy a house when you come on here and we know you're the one out here in these streets eating $150 meals and paying god knows what to have somebody wash your clothes for you."

im already on record say i dont want one right now

if i wanted a house i'd save money more agressively

alot is the area i'd like to live i could not afford so no rush to live in the garden state or somewhere else

all the saving in the world wouldnt add up to a DP on a house over here

Vice Presidente said...

simple math

so in turn, i spend more freely
and im happy doing so

Meiz said...

I know, I get it. I was just appeasing you since you were fishing.

Vice Presidente said...

thank you

Vice Presidente said...

i do feel better about it

Keef said...

I think we all learned something here

Meiz said...

Keith was actually smart enough to use a gift card?

Meiz said...

Despite reports of his demise, Dan Marshall is still alive?

Keef said...

Keith was actually smart enough to use a gift card?




::flank steak::

Keef said...

Despite reports of his demise, Dan Marshall is still alive?



Yes

Keef said...

He said that you were the last person he hung out with before he moved out here.

Jugdish said...

Enter the Dragon is on AMC...suite

Jugdish said...

Wall

Vice Presidente said...

chipotle ole!

Keef said...

chipotle is the better

Jugdish said...

Neighbor smoked some wings yesterday and brought some over...good stuff!

Meiz said...

"He said that you were the last person he hung out with before he moved out here."

There's probably no way that's true at all.

Vice Presidente said...

Zags huh

Keef said...

There's probably no way that's true at all.



I'll tell him you called him a liar

tem said...

re Oscars:

McFarlane just throws so much shit on the wall and sees what sticks. He hits on like 70% which is awesome. But he misses 30% and some people focus on those misses.

Jugdish said...

Check out some of the comedy central roasts that he is involved in

Jugdish said...

I did think the flight parody was funny

Ben said...

i thought the lincoln joke was great

so was his use of "too soon"

Jugdish said...

Too soon was funny

Keef said...

i thought the lincoln joke was great

so was his use of "too soon"




this

tem said...

"I think I have a bet w/ tem that Te'o will go in the top 15"

yes you do

tem said...

"Keith was actually smart enough to use a gift card?"

meiz still has his from winning TCS #1

Ben said...

"A woman in Las Vegas was arrested after police say they caught her having sex with a pit bull in her backyard… Police said when they arrived, the suspect greeted them, declared that she was bipolar, and continued to touch the dog in a sexual manner."

VEGAS BABY

Vice Presidente said...

that taylor swift goat video is good stuff

Ben said...

WWTDD fired the dude who was the writer.

fuck those guys

Ben said...

we should OCP them

tem said...

blue's going with ben today i see

Vice Presidente said...

as long as they post pics with tits and ass who cares

Keef said...

using "blue" broat* him bad luck in the Rose Bowl, so he's going with Ben

S

Meiz said...

Blue's gone rogue

Meiz said...

Sarah Palin would be proud of blue

BLUE said...

damnit

BLUE said...

screw you google

BLUE said...

that one LB that keith has that has like 50 sacks, is pretty quick

BLUE said...

i got fucking screwed by the computer.

Game is 0-0 midway through the 2nd qtr and I score a TD.

but no, it's a holding penalty, which is zorseshit

Then, next play, i throw a pick.

my game pretty much crumbled from there.

Keef said...

Yeah first half was crazy. Blue drove down on the 1st drive, then throws a pick. Then I drive into the red zone and throw a pick. Then blue drives down, gets the TD called back and throws a pick.
My FG kicker, sucks though. I should of* had my punter kicking FGs

Keef said...

unnecessary comma

Keef said...

that one LB that keith has that has like 50 sacks, is pretty quick



Once I realized you weren't going to run any screens, I blitzed basically every play.

tem said...

SCREEN PASSES

Vice Presidente said...

can live work off of wifi or does a line need to go into the modem

does that question make cents*?

Keef said...

in case any of you fools missed it in the last post, everyone do your own coaching carousel. If I force it through, it might end up accepting another job for you. tem has job offers from GT & Sparty. I couldn't decline them for you.

Keef said...

can live work off of wifi or does a line need to go into the modem



mine is connected through wifi

Jugdish said...

Hey Tim McGraw...TRUCK NO!!!!

tem said...

mine is connected through wifi as well.

tem said...

i'll do coaching tonight

Vice Presidente said...

cool

Meiz said...

You just need the wireless adapter on the xbox. I assume the new ones come wifi ready.

Keef said...

Like LP will ever get an Xbox. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jugdish said...

TV mostly sucks

tem said...

new one is wifi ready.

tem said...

**newer 360s are wifi ready.

tem said...

i got mine december 2011 and it is wifi ready.

Vice Presidente said...

Like LP will ever get an Xbox

soon enough

Keef said...

Xbox by July

Meiz said...

Xbox by July


you betcha!

/Abs

tem said...

he will get a 360 the day after we all start playing ncaa football on the new 720.

tem said...

then bitch about the fact that he bought a 360 but no new games are coming out for it.

Keef said...

mize spent $9 on food this weekend, so he can't buy a 720

tem said...

mize spent $9 on food this weekend so that he CAN buy a 720.

tem said...

by the by you got a hotel for march madness friday right?

i think i am going to the bar nearest my house. that way people can stumble to my house instead of driving if they want.

Keef said...

by the by you got a hotel for march madness friday right?


Yes. Company pays for Friday night, too.

Keef said...

mize spent $9 on food this weekend so that he CAN buy a 720.



Oh. Sneaky

tem said...

"Yes. Company pays for Friday night, too."

suite

Meiz said...

Mize won't buy a new xbox until a few years after it's been out.

Meiz said...

Taco night

Keef said...

yum

Keef said...

My niece is having taco month

/jug

Meiz said...

I've been having taco week

Meiz said...

Cue the obligatory El Pad "Throw that shit out" comment.

Keef said...

Leftover tacos are delicious

Vice Presidente said...

i've been ready my whole life for taco week

/keef

Meiz said...

I really hate service fees for buying tickets. I'm paying $25 for a $17.50 ticket to the Cinco de Drinko tailgate game

Vice Presidente said...

so you just want services provided for free?

get in line

Meiz said...

I experimented and put some diced jalapenos in the meat. It works.

Meiz said...

"so you just want services provided for free?

get in line"


Yes. When I buy a ticket to a baseball game directly from the team, I want it to cost just the price of the ticket.

Keef said...

Ticketmaster service charges are out of control, and you know it LP

Keef said...

i've been ready my whole life for taco week

/keef




That was a long reach

Vice Presidente said...

is it bad that i hate boston so much that i wont even buy Bostonian shoes even though they are pretty suite

my only weakness is beer

Vice Presidente said...

"Yes. When I buy a ticket to a baseball game directly from the team, I want it to cost just the price of the ticket."

go to the window to avoid the fee then dickhole

Vice Presidente said...

That was a long reach

LMC

Meiz said...

"is it bad that i hate boston so much that i wont even buy Bostonian shoes even though they are pretty suite"


the way LP goes out of his way to hate Boston seems phony to me

Vice Presidente said...

"Ticketmaster service charges are out of control, and you know it LP"

i forgot, no one or no company can make money under Obama everything needs to be as close to free as possible or handed out

sorry

Meiz said...

"go to the window to avoid the fee then dickhole"


They have a fee at the window, too.

Vice Presidente said...

"They have a fee at the window, too."

cost money to print the ticket and to pay the person who hands it to you i guess

Keef said...

the way LP goes out of his way to hate Boston seems phony to me




hahaha

Keef said...

i forgot, no one or no company can make money under Obama everything needs to be as close to free as possible or handed out




You're a retard.

Keef said...

Ticketmaster's fees have been absurd forever

Vice Presidente said...

your face has been absurd forever

Meiz said...

I think I've nailed one of my FMLB team names for the season.

Braunny's PED-o-files

Keef said...

your face has been absurd forever



You know what? I will not accept your apology

Vice Presidente said...

"Ticketmaster's fees have been absurd forever"

but how else would you expect them to make any sort of money?

real talk

Keef said...

but how else would you expect them to make any sort of money?



I understand they have to make money. I'm not saying there shouldn't be any fees. But their fees are redonk. Why are their fees so much more than anyone else's?

tem said...

charge the venue who in turn increases their prices.

then i won't see a big ass fee on my ticket.

tem said...

so in meiz's example i won't think i am paying 50% in fees on a $17 ticket.

i'll just think i am getting a $25 ticket.

Keef said...

Yeah, good point. It's all about perception

Vice Presidente said...

"Why are their fees so much more than anyone else's?"

because they dominate the market

Keef said...

I haven't bought a ticket through TM in probably close to 10 years. There are so many other sources now, it's foolish to go through TM.

tem said...

venue won't like it though because they will sell less tickets if they are $25 as opposed to $17.

Keef said...

2 places I won't buy a ticket from are TM & craigslist

tem said...

Teo ran a 4.81.

I used to run a 4.75.


He is fucking slow.

tem said...

i buy from TM all the time.

tem said...

i didn't know there were other options.

tem said...

other non ebay / craigslist options.

BLUE said...

"I used to run a 4.75."

his hair slows him down

Keef said...

stubhub fees are tolerable

Keef said...

"Teo ran a 4.81.

I used to run a 4.75.

He is fucking slow."



Bro. He's carrying the weight of his fake dead girlfriend on his shoulders. That shit slows you down

BLUE said...

i agree with meiz/keith/tem

it's like the airline bullshit with all the taxes. Look, just tell me what the ticket is going to cost, and that better be face value if I walk up to the window, or purchase from the team's website.

all the extra bullshit surcharge stuff, that's the company's problem, not mine.

BLUE said...

i'd much rather roll the cost of those things into the ticket, and not know what i'm having to pay for all the 'fees'

tem said...

aren't stubhub ticket prices higher though? aren't you paying above face value for those tickets?

Keef said...

not always. Depends on the game/event, I think

tem said...

i see

tem said...

i think it is time to go home.

Vice Presidente said...

ticketbuscuit.com

cool name i thought

Keef said...

They would probably get more traffic if they spelt biscuit right

Vice Presidente said...

i spelled it wrong

Meiz said...

TiqIQ is a decent place. I've gotten Breer's tickets for like $5 via them

Keef said...

i spelled it wrong



I thought that at first, but there is a ticketbuscuit.com on google

Meiz said...

home time

Vice Presidente said...

yeah piece

Keef said...

home time

Keef said...

Wall

Meiz said...

My sister's boyfriend looks like a criminal

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"My sister's boyfriend looks like a criminal"

your sister is dating a black guy?

/blue or /ep

Meiz said...

Got shitty news at work today, not really involving me. One of our Freight Handler supervisors didn't show up the last couple of days. All I could squeeze out was that he got arrested for something and it's worse than the kid that got arrested AT WORK this past summer.

One of my boys at work just asked if I remembered when the cops came in looking for the kid last summer. I said yeah. He said "You know how he still works here? Well such and such ain't gonna be coming back to work."

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