Friday, February 15, 2013

Anytime, Anyplace

I can still, without even touching myself, get srpung when I here or watch Janet Jackson's "Anytime, Anyplace" song.  Off her smash album "janet" release in 1993, peak lil boy sexy time (13) I could barely keep my hands off myself when i saw that video.  And back then vidoes were a thing.  MTV was ya-huge.  She had major sex appeal.

Also pre-porn jerk action:

MTV's show Singled Out (fucking Jenny McCarthy)
Anything with Mariah Carey involved
Madonna video "Human Nature"
Random workout infomercials with random chicks
Of course, Skinemax or anything Marilyn Chambers
And of course movies with sex, like Showgirls

You know how we marveled or I marveled over food creations like who first ate a clam and stuff like that.  Another thing that fascinates me is who invested toothpaste.  Deoderant.  Shampoo.  Ever watch a movie set in a time period where none of that stuff goes on and wonder how people dealt with body odor smell.  I want to murder people when they stink.  Way of life I guess.  Just intriguing.

175 comments:

Keef said...

I here ya

BLUE said...

proctor and gamble invested toothpaste

BLUE said...

"The earliest known reference to a toothpaste is in a manuscript from Egypt in the 4th century A.D., which prescribes a mixture of powdered salt, pepper, mint leaves, and iris flowers. Many early toothpaste formulations were based on urine. However, toothpastes or powders did not come into general use until the 19th century."

Meiz said...

It appears that we just got 4G here in Jackson yesterday, so that's nice.

Meiz said...

"Deoderant."

Nicely done.

Meiz said...

There's gonna be a pop music explosion at the cabin this weekend, much to the chagrin of the fat kid with the earrings.

BLUE said...

fucking deluxe

BLUE said...

fucking Ohio

Keef said...

Recycling one soda can save enough energy to run a TV for three hours.

Keef said...

fucking Ohio



this

BLUE said...

"ecycling one soda can save enough energy to run a TV for three hours."

ok AL Gore

Keef said...

Now they're going to play like Ball State or some shit in the mac title game. fuckt up

tem said...

tOSU will still be ranked higher if they win the big 10 title game.

tem said...

i probably have to play Bama for the SEC title. fucking SEC.

tem said...

how do you recycle soda?

Meiz said...

I enjoy the No Doubt

Meiz said...

"Recycling one soda can save enough energy to run a TV for three hours."

My TV's energy sticker thing said it only costs $13 a year to run it. Technology is the fucking bomb.

Meiz said...

That's only like seven 1999 dollars

Meiz said...

Remember when footlongs at Subway were $4.65 total with tax? Fuck America.

BLUE said...

"My TV's energy sticker thing said it only costs $13 a year to run it. Technology is the fucking bomb."

i think that's what my new TV is rated at...$13/year is awesome

BLUE said...

"Now they're going to play like Ball State or some shit in the mac title game. fuckt up"

I think N. Illinois, and they'll probably lose..but Florida State will jump you with a win in the ACC title game

BLUE said...

mentioned this the other night...the 240hz refresh rate looks almost too real.

you can see how cheap some of the props are on TV shows, and stuff just looks crazy clear.

sports is awesome

Keef said...

tOSU will still be ranked higher if they win the big 10 title game.



great. I'm in the rose bowl. Thanks tem

Keef said...

but Florida State will jump you with a win in the ACC title game



That'll be shitty. But then I'll play you in the rose bowl

tem said...

don't forget tem will lose to bama. there are 2 slots for the nat title game up for grabs.

it will be FSU vs Ohio.

BLUE said...

"That'll be shitty. But then I'll play you in the rose bowl"

if you can beat nebraska again

Keef said...

fucking nebraska

Keef said...

can't shake those fuckers

Keef said...

don't forget tem will lose to bama


shut up

Meiz said...

Badgers in the Capitol One Bowl? Beef O'Brady's? Weed Whacker?

tem said...

outback

Meiz said...

I'm thinking I might get a Betta or two just to have something to care for. Maybe some plants, too. I think that'll help with the leftover cat dander

Meiz said...

Suite. The Badgers love the Outback Bowl.

Meiz said...

Our Admin Assistant made cakepops, and they are excellent.

Keef said...

free golf this weekend

Keef said...

it's a good day to die hard

Keef said...

I'll die hard if Janet is on the tube


/LP

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

"it's a good day to die hard"

what does that even mean

Keef said...

what does that even mean



It's a movie. Bruce Willis is in it. He plays a character named John McClane

Meiz said...

Chuck Woodson, released

Meiz said...

The Packers don't fuck around when they say they aren't paying people.

tem said...

from what? prison? the pool? was he captured?

Meiz said...

Rodgers, Matthews, Raji. Those are the only 3 that are gonna get p-a-i-d.

BLUE said...

mccarthy

Keef said...

be careful mize. You don't want people finding out you're a packers fan

Keef said...

Chuck Woodson, released

The Packers don't fuck around when they say they aren't paying people.



He's 50 years old

tem said...

so is jordan.

tem said...

or at least that is what espn has been telling me 24-7 for the past week.

Keef said...

I think TP & MJ bolth turn 50 this year

tem said...

espn has been quiet about TPs birthday. they have no time to squeeze that in with all the jordan talk.

tem said...

ufc on fuel tv is this weekend? i think the white guys win.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I think TP & MJ bolth turn 50 this year"

negative, I'm not as old as that asshole

BLUE said...

TPs birthday is definitely under the radar

tem said...

Renan Barao vs. Michael McDonald (for interim UFC bantamweight title)

Barao

Dustin Poirier vs. Cub Swanson

Poirier

Cyrille Diabate vs. Jimi Manuwa

No idea...Manuwa.


Ryan Jimmo vs. James Te Huna


No idea.....Jimmo

Jorge Santiago vs. Gunnar Nelson

Santiago

Che Mills vs. Matthew Riddle

Riddle....can't pick anyone named Mills.

Keef said...

Renan Barao vs. Michael McDonald



The singer?

Meiz said...

"Jorge Santiago vs. Gunnar Nelson"

GTFO

Keef said...

Lots of musicians fighting this weekend

Keef said...

that meteor video is weird

tem said...

"The singer?"

i assumed so. that is why i picked him to lose.

BLUE said...

"that meteor video is weird"

yeah, freaky as hell

Keef said...

I was just on the phone with some old lady.

Old lady: What was your name again?
me: Keith Saurin. My last name is S-A-U-R-I-N
OL: S-U-A-U-R-A-I-R-N?
me: close

BLUE said...

did she live in NY?

Keef said...

sac-town

BLUE said...

"sac-town"

probably my ma

Keef said...

hey ma

BLUE said...

i don't get this harlem shake thing

Keef said...

Linda Ackley went to Allegiance Health Friday morning thinking she had a hernia.
By Friday night, she gave birth to a 10-pound baby.
"Some people have nine months to prepare. I had (15) hours," her husband, Mike, told the Jackson Citizen Patriot on Monday.
Unaware of her pregnancy until the day she delivered, Linda Ackley, 44, of Summit Township underwent an emergency C-section on Friday.



This is such bullshit. I don't believe at all that a woman doesn't know she's full term pregnant

BLUE said...

i bet she was +250lbs

BLUE said...

yeah, and a 10lb baby isn't small, that's a giant fucker

Meiz said...

My friends just had their 1st baby. Mom is really small, the baby came out 9lbs, 2oz and almost 22 inches.


Yuge little fucker. And she was 40 or 41 weeks pregnant. She had a monster belly.

tem said...

"This is such bullshit. I don't believe at all that a woman doesn't know she's full term pregnant"

i've heard a handful of these stories and i don't believe a single one.

tem said...

why again does everyone in russia have dash board cameras?

Meiz said...

Corrupted law enforcement, and shitty road conditions. To protect themselves.

tem said...

gotcha

tem said...

i should get one...although that would probably just get me in trouble.

BLUE said...

after this recent meteor episode, i might need to get one just in case

Meiz said...

Dashcams for everybody!

Thanks Obama!

BLUE said...

i'm done recruiting, ready to advance whenever everyone else recruits

Meiz said...

Shut your dick sucker

Keef said...

i've heard a handful of these stories and i don't believe a single one.



I think there was even a TV show on this. I also don't believe any of them.

tem said...

the only thing that makes me believe they might be true is that women are stupid.

Meiz said...

Blue, congrats on Greg Jennings. You guys are winning the Super Bowl next season. Perfect year to upgrade your seats.

Keef said...

mize loves him some packers

Meiz said...

Yeah, butt packers. Who wants a dong pic?

Meiz said...

It's gonna be suite when I come home to a new bathroom floor and a repaired balcony door on Sunday.

Meiz said...

I dropped the hint to the contractor this morning to clean up after himself.

Meiz said...

Bad Piggies is a suite game

Keef said...

i'm done recruiting, ready to advance whenever everyone else recruits



I did my recruiting last night. As soon as tem recruits I'll advance so we can get ship (/LP) games in this weekend.

tem said...

i'll recruit tonight.

did i steal that ATH from tOSU?

tem said...

maybe i will do the online recruiting.

tem said...

no i didn't. boo

Keef said...

did i steal that ATH from tOSU?



GTFOOH

tem said...

ok i recruited

tem said...

tOSU landed that suite ATH

Keef said...

mize's recruiting class is < stellar

tem said...

peas oot

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Meiz doesn't recruit

BLUE said...

"Blue, congrats on Greg Jennings. You guys are winning the Super Bowl next season. Perfect year to upgrade your seats."

come again?

Meiz said...

Broncos are totally going to sign Jennings. Or the Dolphins.

Keef said...

Meiz doesn't recruit



I know

Keef said...

Former MLS and U.S. national team midfielder Robbie Rogers announced Friday on his blog that he is retiring from the sport and that he is gay.




So he's just like every other grass fairy. Got it

/mize

BLUE said...

"Broncos are totally going to sign Jennings. Or the Dolphins."

broncos won't waste their money on him.

if he's willing to come play for like 4mm/year they'd take him, but why would he leave GB for that kind of money

Meiz said...

Why would he leave GB for what kind of money?

Meiz said...

The Packers ain't gonna pay Jennings what he wants.

BLUE said...

neither are the broncos...that's my point.

BLUE said...

he's better off going to Miami

Meiz said...

Miami would be slap fools to pay Jennings

Meiz said...

He should go to Seattle

Meiz said...

Rams are kicking the tires on him, too

BLUE said...

i could see the Rams, KC, really anywhere that needs a good WR, but he's out there competing against the Dwayne Bowes of the world

BLUE said...

especially if Percy Harvin becomes availabel

tem said...

He is going to New England after Harvin goes to Denver

tem said...

And Welker goes to Cleveland for lots of cash.

Keef said...

Advanced

BLUE said...

Nerds jelly beans, got em

Mike said...

bored

Jugdish said...

and signed in on the wrong account

Jugdish said...

watching a lot of coverage from that cruise ship. i wouldn't hesitate to take another cruise. been on 4...good times. sometimes shit happens

Jugdish said...

and out come the lawyers

tem said...

Nobody cares about the cruise people

tem said...

Kod can chime in but maritime law will probably rule most of the issues. Captains job was to get people home safe and he did.

Keef said...

yeah the cruise is compensating everyone like crazy, none died or got hurt, lawyers probably will have their hands tied

Keef said...

I didn't realize the ship was listing. that would have been scary as hell

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

your face is scary as hell

Keef said...

Ok redbeard

Keef said...

TOSU wins big. FSU lost. Ohio was winning in the 4th quarter

Aitch said...

"I didn't realize the ship was listing. that would have been scary as hell"

Oh shit. Yea, that would be freaky!

Vice Presidente said...

good morning

Vice Presidente said...

tit

Aitch said...

The rare weekend EP appearance...

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Ok redbeard"

more brown & gray than red

Keef said...

Badgers in the Capitol One Bowl? Beef O'Brady's? Weed Whacker


Music City Bowl

BLUE said...

Blue won the pac12
Ohio won though

Keef said...

Fuck

tem said...

SEC game will be big.

Keef said...

Lmc

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Golfing time

tem said...

Dave matthews + more hair + folk music = mumford and sons.

tem said...

Thats why all the same goddman bandwagoners who were all over DMBs junk are all over Mumford and Sons

tem said...

By the by these Tcs prize packs are the best yet. Save the trophy. The original trophy is too suite to top.

Meiz said...

Hi guys

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Thats why all the same goddman bandwagoners who were all over DMBs junk are all over Mumford and Sons"

i hate dmb, but like Mumford & sons

Meiz said...

I like DMB, and dislike Mumford

Meiz said...

And Pearl Jam is nothing special

BLUE said...

Fuck Mumford and sons, fucking Limey brits

BLUE said...

And pj is something special, pretty much the greatest band of my generation, they just became a little cooky

BLUE said...

Minnesota Vikings plan to play at university of Minnesotans TCF bank stadium in 2014 & 2015

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"And Pearl Jam is nothing special"

crazy talk

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"And pj is something special, pretty much the greatest band of my generation, they just became a little cooky"

cooky?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

nba all star pre game & ne-yo are fuckin terrible

BLUE said...

They got too political for awhile

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"They got too political for awhile"

still grate music, though. they toned it down a bit when obamer won

tem said...

Bama lost.

Keef said...

Advanced to bowls. Fucking Ohio

Meiz said...

I'm one of the best trolls ever

tem said...

SEC vs MAC for the title is what God intended.

Keef said...

Boise/tOSU should be a good game

Aitch said...

"i hate dmb, but like Mumford & sons"

This

Aitch said...

Alicia is off her game tonight

Aitch said...

Sounds like she has a cold or something.

Keef said...

Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead Sunday at her home in Arkansas from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, the local sheriff's office said in a statement. She was 37.

Keef said...

She had a 10 month old baby

Keef said...

The child's father, record producer David Wilson, was found dead in his home on January 13, 2013, of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound

tem said...

If you like mumford and sons and hate dmb you are just kidding yourself. They are the same music.

tem said...

Maybe the kid shot them both. Stewie Griffin style.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"If you like mumford and sons and hate dmb you are just kidding yourself. They are the same music."

time for tem to sit a few out

Keef said...

If you like mumford and sons and hate dmb you are just kidding yourself. They are the same music.


They sound different. Dmb and Phillip phillips sounds the same

Keef said...

I like Mumford. The only dmb I like is under the table and dreaming

Meiz said...

If you like Under The Table, you also like Crash.

Meiz said...

It's science, really.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"If you like Under The Table, you also like Crash."

I would agree

Meiz said...

Chris Bosh hilarity on twitter tonight. Spiff, make sure it's in the Monday post.

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