Wednesday, February 06, 2013

airports

What's the deal with airports

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175 comments:

tem said...

i think the deal is that i want to own my own plane.

Jugdish said...

i downloaded an app for my phone that is like a flight simulator. does that count?

Jugdish said...

im very good at crashing

Vice Presidente said...

airports are for goodbyes and hellos

Meiz said...

I really enjoyed Detroit's airport

tem said...

yes that counts

BLUE said...

j-law may be making her way towards that top 5

BLUE said...

"i downloaded an app for my phone that is like a flight simulator. does that count?"

you're in the airforce, just go take a plane and fly it

Jugdish said...

you're in the airforce, just go take a plane and fly it



the app is basically the same thing. we have the predator drones at this base

BLUE said...

i'll try and NCAA tonight

tem said...

"j-law may be making her way towards that top 5"

jude law??

Keef said...

The sun is 93 million miles away.

Meiz said...

I'll play tonight, if I have a game to play

BLUE said...

jennifer lawrence tem..c'mon man

Keef said...

I think tem is the only one with a bye this week

Vice Presidente said...

The sun is 93 million miles away.

i knew this

Keef said...

well duh

Jugdish said...

her back and forth with letterman about twitter was funny. she sort of reminds me of a younger drew barrymore. not ET young...

Jugdish said...

she also mixed up the obama/osama thing...that was funny

BLUE said...

i guess i never realized how young she was until she started making the rounds on all these shows

BLUE said...

i also never saw the hungry games or whatever, so I didn't really know about her

Aitch said...

She's like 23 right? And yes, unholy things.

BLUE said...

you never saw her in x-men?

/tem

BLUE said...

she'll be 23 this year

Jugdish said...

there is a rumor that she will be the lead in the remake of grease 2

BLUE said...

nah, she doesn't look good in tight leather pants

Jugdish said...

she doesn't look good in tight leather pants


there are chicks like that everywhere

tem said...

i know her. i did not know people called her j-law.

tem said...

and yes. she was mystique in x-men first class.

i also saw hunger games. she seems to be pretty hot and kind of normal and intelligent for a hollywood person.

she is the new natalie portman.

tem said...

i mean the new n-port

Meiz said...

"she is the new natalie portman."


Don't you fucking DARE

Keef said...

i also saw hunger games.



nerd

tem said...

i do DARE. portman got married, turned into a more preachy version of what we thought she was and had a kid.

n-port has fallen a rung or two on the ladder.

Meiz said...

There is no "New Natalie Portman". There is just Natalie Portman.

You blasphemer. Slanderous son of a bitch.

tem said...

"nerd"

i saw it on the plane to europe. actually the plane back from europe.

tem said...

"New Natalie Portman".


She is possibly the New and Improved Natalie Portman

Aitch said...

I've always found n-port to be a tad overrated.

Meiz said...

I quit

Meiz said...

I don't even know you people any more

Keef said...

You blasphemer. Slanderous son of a bitch.




Meiz said...
I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.

February 5, 2013 at 11:48 PM

Keef said...

There are girls like N-Port everywhere

Jugdish said...

Meiz said...
I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.



ha...it didn't take long to play that one

Aitch said...

Bahahahaha

tem said...

there is only one way to settle this.


spiff needs to gif this place up.

Meiz said...

Totally forgot Keith doesn't know when people are joking.

Jugdish said...

Totally forgot Keith doesn't know when people are joking.



was that a joke?

/keef

Vice Presidente said...

gotta put a S

Keef said...

Totally forgot Keith doesn't know when people are joking.



Jesus. Here we go.

Keef said...

You made a comment that fit that cnp. Relax, tightie

Vice Presidente said...

Rob Ryan, Saints D-Coordinator

tem said...

i also think i might have heard that n-port was on that Anthony Bosch ledger.

Keef said...

Rob Ryan, Saints D-Coordinator



Cool, you read last night's comments

tem said...

so Ole Miss is breaking some recruiting rules apparently.

#1 overall, #1 WR, #1 OT and two other top 150 players all go to Ole Miss??

Vice Presidente said...

fast and furious 6

i'm in

Keef said...

#1 overall's bro plays at Ole Miss, so I get that. But yeah, shady business for sure

Meiz said...

It's college football. The rules are dumb anyway.

Meiz said...

This lazy motherfucker just came in here and refuses to unload 16 cases of beef. I find it insane that he's going to pay $85 to have somebody else unload 16 cases.

Vice Presidente said...

you do it

Meiz said...

I would, but I can't. And it'll cost him at least $85

Meiz said...

This mail order prescription shit no good. I do not like it.

Keef said...

Postal Service announces it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays

Keef said...

Denver police say two children under 10 years old and a woman were killed and a third child was wounded in an apparent shooting at a house in the northeast part of the city.




Blue?

Vice Presidente said...

"Postal Service announces it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays"

bout time, they should go to every other day

Keef said...

they should go to every other day



They'll still find a way to lose money

Meiz said...

"bout time, they should go to every other day"


Crazy talk. They're still delivering packages on Saturdays though

Meiz said...

Mail people make too much goddamn money.

Keef said...

you should be a mailman

Jugdish said...

They'll still find a way to lose money


that's not that big of a deal when you don't have to meet a budget of any kind

Vice Presidente said...

The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country's Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Vice Presidente said...

"Crazy talk."

makes total sense to me
interwebz

BLUE said...

i like j-laws boobs a lot more than n-ports

Aitch said...

" i like j-laws boobs a lot more than n-ports"

Well, that's because j-law actually HAS boobs

Meiz said...

"you should be a mailman"

I wish. It's damn hard to get in there.

Vice Presidente said...

Top Chef 11 happening

Meiz said...

Shocking

Keef said...

TC this season has been good. Hopefully Kristin wins the last chance kitchen

Meiz said...

I gotta get that damn TV box out of my kitchen.

Keef said...

Manti Te'o's Twitter account no longer exists.



So it was fake, too?

(S)

Meiz said...

Any of youse ever used that shrinkwrap stuff for your windows? Is that shit easy?

Vice Presidente said...

"TC this season has been good. Hopefully Kristin wins the last chance kitchen"

all about sheldon

Meiz said...

Soooo

How about The Bite, hey fellas? Hey?

Vice Presidente said...

what's that

Meiz said...

Biggest Loser? The Simpsons? The Bachelor? Downton Abbey? Antiques Roadshow? That Nicki Minaj sure is crazy on the American Idol.

Meiz said...

"what's that"

Cheffing competition show on ABC. It has Bourdain. It's pretty decent.

Vice Presidente said...

The Taste

Vice Presidente said...

nigella lawson tits

tem said...

n-law?

Meiz said...

"The Taste"

That's it. I was guessing.

BLUE said...

n-law has good tits too

but ep didn't link them

tem said...

did someone link j-laws? or n-ports?

Vice Presidente said...

i dont link tits i suck them

BLUE said...

and then get diarrhea?

Keef said...

all about sheldon



Yeah he's cool. That Lizzie chick has to go

Vice Presidente said...

no, not egyptian

Vice Presidente said...

That Lizzie chick has to go

word

Vice Presidente said...

brooke is sneaky hot

BLUE said...

"brooke is sneaky hot"

lopez?

Jugdish said...

B-Lope?

tem said...

gross

Keef said...

"brooke is sneaky hot"



Yes

Jugdish said...

If you can dodge a wrench...

Jugdish said...

this reminds me of the ryan braun PED defense

tem said...

r-brau is a saint

Jugdish said...

jim or john?


Keef said...

ESPN 150 running back Alex Collins still has not signed his letter of intent with Arkansas, and for good reason. According to two sources familiar with the situation, his mother showed up Wednesday at South Plantation High School, confiscated the documents and left.
Andrea McDonald fled with the paperwork because she doesn't want Collins to leave home, the sources said. Collins is 18 and does not need a parent or guardian to co-sign his letter of intent.




hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

FACE!

BLUE said...

isn't it about time that J-lo-Hew gets naked on screen?

BLUE said...

todd helton arrested for DUI


damn, there goes teh rockies season

Meiz said...

"FACE!"

God bless the ignorant masses

Meiz said...

"isn't it about time that J-lo-Hew gets naked on screen?"

I think she may have missed the window. Her fastball is gone.

BLUE said...

i don't know, i'd still pay money to see those mammaries in 3-d

Keef said...

It may not be 97, but she can still bring about 88

Vice Presidente said...

"I think she may have missed the window. Her fastball is gone."

CRAZY TALK.

she looks amazing because she's on TV again

BLUE said...

"Her fastball is gone"

i'm not asking her to pitch, i'm asking her to take off her shirt

Meiz said...

"she looks amazing because she's on TV again"

When in Rome

Meiz said...

"It may not be 97, but she can still bring about 88"

So, Jeff Suppan.

Meiz said...

Facebook app broken right now?

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Keef said...

i'm not asking her to pitch, i'm asking her to take off her shirt




That made me laugh

Keef said...

Facebook app broken right now?



Not on my fone*

Keef said...

So, Jeff Suppan.



Bronson Arroyo

BLUE said...

ubaldo jiminez

BLUE said...

gus johnson to do play by play for the world cup

Meiz said...

"Bronson Arroyo"

The guy that gave up 46 HRs in 2011.

BLUE said...

see...gave up the goods

that's what i'm talking about

Keef said...

The guy that gave up 46 HRs in 2011.



And JLH had some flubber a few years back. They bolth* have turned it around

Vice Presidente said...

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure."

CBS to Grammy attendees

Meiz said...

"And JLH had some flubber a few years back. They bolth* have turned it around"

Hm. Interesting.

Vice Presidente said...

buttock crack


lolz

i'm a child

tem said...

is LP going to the grammy's? why does he have that memo?

BLUE said...

he's gotta keep his buttock crack in check

Jugdish said...

is LP going to the grammy's?


isn't that a better question for cmlp?

Meiz said...

"isn't that a better question for El Presidente?"


*Fizzzzed

Vice Presidente said...

Giants release Bradshaw

Jugdish said...

good fizzz*

Jugdish said...

hot sauce

Jugdish said...

(it's about as spicy as law enforcement-grade pepper spray).


no thanks

Vice Presidente said...

wait ed reed sang two tickets to paradise and no one posted it here

for shame

BLUE said...

"wait ed reed sang two tickets to paradise and no one posted it here"

it was posted here

Keef said...

it was posted here


^^^

Vice Presidente said...

shit

Jugdish said...

Vice Presidente: I think we should buy that stock now

bossman: we bought it yesterday

Vice Presidente: shit

Jugdish said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Aitch said...

" Vice Presidente: I think we should buy that stock now

bossman: we bought it yesterday

Vice Presidente: shit"

Ha!

Meiz said...

Goddamn pharmacy sent me fucking nasal spray and not my inhalers. NOT HAPPY.

Aitch said...

Are you ever?

Meiz said...

Generally just content

BLUE said...

Played NCAA

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Generally just content and not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.

fixed

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

congrats to the vp.... not that he's going to read this

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I totally agree with meiz on the portman situation

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I need to change my name/pic back

Keef said...

It wasn't a 6 month bet?

Keef said...

I don't think we're gonna refi right now. Payment would lower by about $100/mo but our mortgage insurance would go up from $90/mo to $220/mo so we would end up losing in the long run

Meiz said...

Pretty sure the computer gets the in-game scoring drive recap wrong all the time on NCAA

BLUE said...

Yeah it's awful

BLUE said...

That was a 2 play 71 yard drive... That started on the 25 because of a touchbck, and took 5 plays

Meiz said...

WOAH WOAH WOAH

NCAA fucked up.

I went to OT vs Illinois, scored on the 1st possession, and then they gave Illinois 3 STRAIGHT POSSESIONS

fuck this noise

Meiz said...

IL goes TD, TD, TO and I lose. The fuck??

Meiz said...

That makes me not want to play any more

Meiz said...

I was getting Jewed the whole game. I should have known the fix was in.

Meiz said...

And fuck this weather shit.

tem said...

Thats a time for a legit restart

Meiz said...

"Thats a time for a legit restart"

I didn't know what was happening until the game was over. I thought maybe the 2nd team with the ball got the ball right away in 2OT, and then next thing I know, they're calling ANOTHER play on offense, I pick it off, and I lose the game 42-35.

Meiz said...

"And fuck this weather shit."

*Unrelated to video game football

Meiz said...

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Keef said...

Maybe don't give up so many points

Keef said...

Aja that sucks

Keef said...

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Vice Presidente said...

good morning

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

congrats on the new title, ep

Jugdish said...

go

Vice Presidente said...

thanks

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