Thursday, January 24, 2013

yo yo ma!

This is another way to go about a temgagement.

Three day work week again this week. We are heading to Oklahoma this weekend for cmjug's grandmother's 95th birthday. That's a lot of birthdays.

New phone yesterday...no more cracked screen...until I drop this one.

I don't have anything else to say this morning...GO!

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Keef said...

no more slightly cracked screen...


*fixed


/tem

Don't forget about H said...

ha!

BLUE said...

you know

BLUE said...

stelalr

Keef said...

Easy one today...


Who is the only player to collect 50 doubles and 50 homers in the same season?


This one is so easy that I'm not going to give the multiple choice

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Rob Dibble
Neil Allen
Atlee Hammaker
Dick Stigman

tem said...

the verb collect in that sentence vexes me.

Don't forget about H said...

Rob Dibble is a tool

Keef said...

ok

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Old Man Packer, it's LED. I sacrificed 1", paid the same price as the plasma. Got it from Costco, so it comes w/the free 2 year warranty.

Meiz said...

Jug is throwing the TCS?

Jugdish said...

I sacrificed 1",


TWSS

Jugdish said...

Jug is throwing the TCS?


im not in round 2

Keef said...

FACE!

tem said...

walls aren't worth points.

tem said...

TCS doesn't reward not commenting this year.

walls just make someone sit there and wait for a few minutes to post "wall"

Meiz said...

I think we finally got the milk man shook after having the VP of operations rattle his cage a bit. Those appointments are coming right on time lately.

Meiz said...

Does not paying attention to TCS scoring rules earn points?

Meiz said...

I feel like it should.

tem said...

"Does not paying attention to TCS scoring rules earn points?"

probably not.

Keef said...

milk man sounds like something LP would use in his 1950s lifestyle

tem said...

giant eagle didn't have 1 gallon chocolate milks. woe.

tem said...

i had to buy 2 half gallons.

tem said...

my cholesterol and liver something is high. i need to go on a diet and excercise. woe.

Keef said...

tem is racking up the points

El Padrino said...

Barry Bonds

tem said...

woeing yourself would not be points.

Keef said...

I've had to start drinking more water because I'm dehydrated or some shit. Fucking water.

Keef said...

Barry Bonds



Fucking disappointed.

Keef said...

I thought LP knew sports

Jugdish said...

no, he knows english

Keef said...

oh, right

tem said...

AB

tem said...

he just spelled the answer wrong.

El Padrino said...

what like barry bonds is a bad guess

guy was BEAST

El Padrino said...

he just spelled the answer wrong.

i'm making a social comment

Keef said...

tem knows

Keef said...

JB would also be a correct answer

Keef said...

crazy that he did the 50/50 in a season that was only 144 games

Keef said...

what like barry bonds is a bad guess



This question is common knowledge to anyone who knows anything about beisbol

Meiz said...

"milk man sounds like something LP would use in his 1950s lifestyle"

I like it because it's old-timey. But it's really just the dude that schedules our daily deliveries of milk and such. He's pretty bad at it. Bad meaning bad, not bad meaning good.

Meiz said...

"This question is common knowledge to anyone who knows anything about beisbol"

I've never heard that stat in my life, Ohio guys.

Keef said...

It was a pretty big deal in 1995

Keef said...

It's ok if you guys don't follow beisbol. Just don't act like you do.

Meiz said...

I was 14.

Keef said...

ok

Keef said...

I knew way more beisbol stats when I was 14 than I do now

Keef said...

I'm just giving you guys shit. But it was a pretty big deal when it happened.

Meiz said...

"I knew way more beisbol stats when I was 14 than I do now"

Oh god, not me. I was busy being outside with my friends. Baseball could kiss my ass back then.

Meiz said...

I didn't get really into baseball until about the 2003 season, even though I always went to games and stuff.

Keef said...

Ah, I see. In hike school, my life consisted of school, beisbol & basketball after school, and Sportscenter every other minute of the day.

Keef said...

Related note: I didn't have a gf

El Padrino said...

"Related note: I didn't have a gf"

i was banging broads left and right

no time for that shit

El Padrino said...

1995, the year after the strike?

El Padrino said...

albert belle?

El Padrino said...

cleveland, you said ohio

El Padrino said...

braves acquire justin upton

Keef said...

i was banging broads left and right



of course

Keef said...

cleveland, you said ohio



::rand mcnally::

Meiz said...

What's a good inexpensive lotion? My hands and fingers are cracking and my face is super-duper dry.

HELP

/H

Keef said...

How do you have dry skin in the midwest, where it's humid as hell?

NS

Keef said...

What's a good inexpensive lotion?



That's my wheelhouse

/LP

Meiz said...

"I didn't get really into baseball until about the 2003 season, even though I always went to games and stuff."

Come to think of it, it was more like 2001. The real nerdery didn't start until 2005.

Meiz said...

"How do you have dry skin in the midwest, where it's humid as hell?"

Not sure you've heard, but it's been pretty bitterly cold around these parts lately.

Jugdish said...

i make my own lotion

/Lp

Meiz said...

My phone tells me the temp has jumped all the way up to 8 degrees so far today.

Meiz said...

"i make my own lotion

/Lp"


All you need is a $60 bottle of olive oil, a $30 bottle of vinegar, and fresh herbs & spices. Much cheaper.

Jugdish said...

you need skin care tips for your hands?

/moises alou

Keef said...

Not sure you've heard, but it's been pretty bitterly cold around these parts lately.



It's January

Meiz said...

"How do you have dry skin in the midwest, where it's humid as hell?"

I also think it's a combination of the water at my place and the shitty soap I use.

Meiz said...

"It's January"

So you understand that it happens every year. Got it.

Jugdish said...

listening to lomas brown trying to say "categorize" on colin cowherd was funny

Keef said...

STOP LISTENING TO COWHERD

Jugdish said...

i like his show

Keef said...

I also think it's a combination of the water at my place and the shitty soap I use.



Whatta gotta hard water?

Jugdish said...

listening to lomas brown is a little painful

El Padrino said...

It's January

right

Jugdish said...

he sounds like a cartoon character

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

awesome

Meiz said...

"STOP LISTENING TO COWHERD"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta hard water?"

I think so. I'm not even sure if I have a water softener.

Keef said...

I'm not even sure if I have a water softener.


Probably not. They are spendy, and the landlord probably would have told you about it because you'd have to fill it with salt

Meiz said...

"Probably not. They are spendy, and the landlord probably would have told you about it because you'd have to fill it with salt"

Somebody would.

I think I'm going to get around to seeing what I can do to clean up the washer & dryer in the basement. That's another empty promise I was left with.

Keef said...

just drive your clothes across town and pay a Korean $1500/yr to wash them

/LP

Jugdish said...

OK, we have been throught his before. washing his clothes at home is not an option for Lp. plus, we all know the koreans charge less for kids clothes, and since Lp and bblp wear the same size it all works out for him

/aitch

Jugdish said...

through

tem said...

midwest is freezing and not too wet in the winter.

dry skin runs rampant.

Meiz said...

That was detailed. You must be a fine typer*.

tem said...

koreans charge by the pound. they don't care what they are washing.

Meiz said...

Tem knows

Keef said...

koreans charge by the pound. they don't care what they are washing.



Kids clothes are smaller and weight* less. Hence the kids clothes comment from yug

Jugdish said...

keef knows

Keef said...

Kids clothes are smaller and weight* less



::flank stare::

/rev

BLUE said...

does rev have a kid?

Keef said...

no

Keef said...

it just looks like he's pregnant

BLUE said...

wasn't sure if he knocked up cmrev yet.
since i don't have a facebook

Meiz said...

That ship's never gonna sail, Blue

tem said...

i'm not sure it is physically possible for him to procreate

Meiz said...

I might have to agree

tem said...

sat by a guy at roosters today with a huge ring. looked like it said Oilers on it.

when did the Oilers win anything?

tem said...

he was black so i assume it was not for hockey.

Keef said...

Was it Earl Campbell?

Keef said...

Was it Warren Moon?

BLUE said...

edmonton oilers?

BLUE said...

isn't that a CFL team?

Keef said...

Was it Steve McNair?

tem said...

the guy looked my age or younger.

BLUE said...

they won the AFL championship in 60 and 61

tem said...

for all i know it is for his interracial basketball league in denver.

BLUE said...

maybe he went here

Meiz said...

What are we looking like on the NC2A? If we get to the next week, I can play tonight, so you guys can potentially get 2 in while I'm up north thru Monday.

Keef said...

What are we looking like on the NC2A?

I'm on a bye this week, I've already finished recruiting

BLUE said...

nobody has played week 8 yet

BLUE said...

i'll probably get week 8 in tonight

tem said...

i can play tonight

El Padrino said...

when did the Oilers win anything?

It's ok if you guys don't follow the Oilers. Just don't act like you do.

/keef

Keef said...

The University of Findlay is a private university located in the city of Findlay in Hancock County, Ohio, United States. The University of Findlay, known athletically as the Oilers, compete as a member of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (GLIAC) of the National Collegiate Athletic Association's Division II and its student-athletes participate in 23 intercollegiate sports: men's sports include baseball, basketball, cross country, Western equestrian, English equestrian, football, golf, soccer, swimming & diving, tennis, track & field, wrestling; while women’s sports include basketball, cheerleading, cross country, dance team, Western equestrian, English equestrian, golf, lacrosse, soccer, softball, swimming and diving, tennis, track & field and volleyball

Keef said...

good night now

/H

Keef said...

National Championships (10)1979: Football - NAIA Division II
1992: Football - NAIA Division II
1995: Football - NAIA Division II
1995: Wrestling - NAIA
1997: Football - NAIA

El Padrino said...

Junk food purveyor McDonald's has announced that from now on its fish will be certified sustainable. Just in time for the release of the new Fish McBites in February, the chain plans to "begin advertising that fact that its fish is sustainable, wild-caught Alaskan pollock."

BEAST

Keef said...

Did the ring have orange and black on it?

Keef said...

I've never heard of that college in my life, Ohio guys.

/mize

Keef said...

Next season, wava will be a member of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (GLIAC) of the National Collegiate Athletic Association's Division II

El Padrino said...

mcd revenue for 2012 was 7 billion

that's us dollars

Meiz said...

Pollock is good

Keef said...

mcd revenue for 2012 was 7 billion



Apple does that in like 2 weeks

El Padrino said...

that's not even remotely close to being true

El Padrino said...

apple does about 36 billy a year

5 times mcd

Keef said...

that's not even remotely close to being true


I was being sarcastic. So it takes Apple 10 weeks to get 7 billion. That is remotely close

tem said...

"Did the ring have orange and black on it?"

maybe.

tem said...

it didn't have much in the way of colors on it.

tem said...

it did not look like an NFL or other major sport ring. it wasn't that blingy.

Keef said...

it wasn't that blingy.



Division II footyball

tem said...

it makes since*

Don't forget about H said...

" he was black so i assume it was not for hockey."

Unless he was Grant Fuhr

Keef said...

grant fuhr is the whitest black guy ever

Keef said...

That's a man, man!

Keef said...

Te'o looks even dumber

Don't forget about H said...

He's still black. And won multiple Stanley Cups with the Oilers.

Keef said...

Noone cares about hockey

Don't forget about H said...

I care about hockey. I am someone. Thus, your statement is erroneous.

Don't forget about H said...

And btw, I said "Good day" at the end of my rant, not "Good night now." So you were wrong there, too.

Keef said...

I am someone.




keep telling yourself that

(S)

Keef said...

And btw, I said "Good day" at the end of my rant, not "Good night now." So you were wrong there, too.



Oh no

Keef said...

AFC East champions 11 of the last 12 years. (The year they weren't, Brady was hurt in the first game and the team went 11-5). 7 AFC championship game appearances, 5 wins. 3 Superbowl™ wins. Plus a slew of offensive records and a perfect 16-0 regular season in 2007. Clearly the best franchise in the NFL since the '01 season. So talk trash, haters. Unless you're a fan of the Giants or the Steelers, no other team is even close. Good night, now.



Fuck off

Don't forget about H said...

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, gosh darn it, people like me.

/H Smalley

El Padrino said...

Unless you're a fan of the Giants


Hi.

Don't forget about H said...

Oh wow. I stand corrected.

Keef said...

Unless you're a fan of the Giants



That was H's comment where he said good day and not good night now

Keef said...

No time for apologies, H

BLUE said...

"That was H's comment where he said good day and not good night now"

H isn't really even in a band

Don't forget about H said...

" No time for apologies, H"

I confused that rant with the angry text message I sent the night before. Sue me.

Keef said...

H isn't really even in a band



Te'oooooooooooooooooooooooo

BLUE said...

"I care about hockey. I am someone. Thus, your statement is erroneous."

unless you were made up by beth and beth is just tired of switching back and forth now

Keef said...

I confused that rant with the angry text message I sent the night before. Sue me.



Fine. I accept your apology

BLUE said...

i mean you do whine like a woman

Keef said...

twhnbs

BLUE said...

today is beer can appreciation day

Keef said...

today is Neil Diamond's bday

Keef said...

you bet your balls it is

Don't forget about H said...

" i mean you do whine like a woman"

What do you expect? I do have tits after all.

BLUE said...

can you milk me, greg?

tem said...

i get that reference

Jugdish said...

Te'oooooooooooooooooooooooo



ha

BLUE said...

why do russians all have dashcams?

Jugdish said...

TMZ released some of the te'o girlfriend voicemails that tooeeosasoapo* left

Meiz said...

"why do russians all have dashcams?"

Because all driving in Russia should be recorded?

Meiz said...

In Russia, you don't drive car. Car drives YOU!

Keef said...

goddamn

Meiz said...

That's one heluva URL.

Definitely not clicking that.

Keef said...

There's no photo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why do russians all have dashcams?"

article on it

Keef said...

who's that guy?

Meiz said...

So one of our Lumpers got sent home early due to us having a lack of work. On Thursdays we listen to 102.9 over the PA. Said Lumper then wins a radio contest on 102.9 and nobody knows if he knows he won.

Keef said...

the fuck is a lumper?

Meiz said...

We've been over this. They're a 3rd party that operates here, and unloads & breaks down our shipments of product that come in.

Keef said...

I pay no mind to what you say

Jugdish said...

A Colts fan, Fox asked the league if they would provide him with season tickets, reimbursement for the cost of the trademarks and an autographed photo of league commissioner Roger Goodell.

Fox told ESPN a league spokesman denied all requests.



ha!

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

i will be busier being here, non stop interruptions

less lov but more exposure

pros cons

Keef said...

win win

El Padrino said...

you love me

tem said...

ha!

Keef said...

you love me



I just don't say it enough

Keef said...

pitchers & catchers report soon-ish

Keef said...

I gotta try and make it to at least 1 game this spring

Keef said...

I have next Friday off because I'm golfing in a charity scramble

Keef said...

Golfing starts at like 7:30am. Hopefully it's not too cold

Keef said...

It's costs $100 to golf. Only $20 goes to the charity.

Keef said...

seems low

/jug

Keef said...

whatever. It's a day off

Keef said...

eow

Keef said...

AJA, less LP will probably suck

Keef said...

No!


/cmlp

Keef said...

I keed

Keef said...

bold

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